Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

People confuse 'folded eggs' with a true omelet.
The original omelet was just eggs folded with a few other ingredients. However that looked even worst than Patrick's attempts at cooking. What you're thinking of is the French omelet. While the word is French, the simple dish didn't originate there.
 
It's a good thing neither of them have jobs to go to or friends to visit or they might not be home when this happens.
I wonder how long Pat watches on camera before doing something? He probably is alerted right away but allows the guys to load up and get on the road before doing anything.
 
Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.
Scrambled eggs make it easy to consume numerous eggs in a shorter duration, especially if you make them light and fluffy. People who lift weights daily and need to down a bunch of eggs for the protein prefer it for that reason.

However, once they put ketchup on their scrambled eggs then they're firmly in toddler diet territory. Never understood that bullshit and I will absolutely judge people who do that.

THREAD TAX: Hamlinson is the kind of dude who'd claim he only eats eggs benedict, but secretly eats scrambled eggs covered in the most sugar filled ketchup he can get his hooves on.
 
Every time I see Fatrick’s back yard, I am baffled that he doesn’t turn that car port into a garage. It’s not like he used the space for the other half of the hovel, and having more visual space cut off would absolutely dissuade events like this (maybe not entirely but definitely more so than the current situation). It would also serve to help protect the motorbikes and rustang he is so adamant he cares for.
Easy answer? He can’t afford it.

He probably couldn’t even afford the proper permits let alone the contractor costs.
 
I was waiting to see how Fatrixk would both demand people vote for Biden to "save democracy" and to shit on the US for being evil because there is no disconnect with people like him.
I'm sorry, but if the "wrong" candidate out of TWO wins will 'end democracy' then democracy sucks donkey balls and needs to be taken out back behind the woodshed.
 
That's just a sore spot for him, okay?
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I’m starting to believe that his Mustang was originally a V8, but he just ate two of the cylinders sometime between 2012 and 2016. It’d explain a number of things.

His desperation is showing: It's only summer and he knows he already lost the coveted Lolcow of the Year award to that stalker child, Nick Rekieta who enjoyed prison.
Stealing his own chairs isn’t going to cut it anymore. If he somehow manages to steal his own motorcycle, however…
 
Piggy can improve his LOtY chances. He can get his fatass arrested while *protesting* at the Republican National Convention in a few days, 15 July-18 July. An intrepid Pest can get the mugshot. let's hope it features a black eye like Rekk'ed My Life-A's, and Piggy's pink "I'm here to Welp" t-shirt, or the "only you can fight fascists t-shirt". Piggy may even violently resist arrest. We know he's capable of it. Once he hits a Cop -- the other sort of pig -- things get interesting.

Piggy planned to rebuild the garage, however,but he spent the money Nikki spent the money paying off Quasi. The foundation walls look in shitty shape. Probably need to be demolished and repoured/rebuilt. I'm certain it could have been done for less than ~$83K. His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.
 
To be fair, it's better to get a rerun of something funny than even more reruns of "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."
Speaking of, here are some reruns from 2020, back when ol' Patty considered Joe a "transitional candidate" whose only purpose was to get elected then hand over power to a "young and diverse" Kopmala.
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I suspect Patrick still feels an "enormous" swell of relief in his pants whenever Joe shows up on TV.
 
His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.

It looks like it is the cream city brick. This brick is SO bad that the mortar usually is more solid than the brick. Any of the brick below ground is trashed. But under the idea of if you aren't touching it you don't need to repair Milwaukee DNS won't make him repair it.

Past approved "repair" in Milwaukee is to jack up the building and lay down new cinderblock.
 
I asked ChatGPT to roast Pat in the style of different comedians. Some of them were kind of funny. It's more fun when you read it in their voice.

Bill Hicks
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Katt Williams
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Jeff Foxworthy
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Norm Macdonald
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Richard Pryor
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Rodney Dangerfield
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Rosanne Barr
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Don Rickles
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Dennis Miller
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Andy Kaufman
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Lewis Black
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Colin Quinn
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Bobcat Goldthwaite
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Dave Attell
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Pat Cooper
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Rich Vos
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David Cross
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Andrew Dice Clay
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Louis CK
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Gallagher
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