🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
They have this on /vg, if you're an alt-tabbed ghost and your body is getting cloned/defibrillated (BWOINK + window flashing orange) or dynamic is rolling a mid-round antag (window flashing orange). Dunno how trivial it would be to steal that from them though
Speaking of /vg/, their general keeps getting shitposted into oblivion with AI spam and the likes. It was always bad, but now it's got so awful that it's constantly getting pruned at just 200+ posts because genuine stationeers now share stories and screenies in a /vm thread. 4chan is at such a late stage of decomposition it's not even funny.
I was working on it earlier in the week and realized since its old bay cloning you clone off of records anyways so I took away the ability to refuse to be scanned

You still get a popup asking if you want to return to life I haven't made up my mind on that yet
 
I'm finally free this weekend, ready for some glorious spess kino to unfold
About damn time fren you've been missed

They have this on /vg, if you're an alt-tabbed ghost and your body is getting cloned/defibrillated (BWOINK + window flashing orange) or dynamic is rolling a mid-round antag (window flashing orange)
I knew I remembered it being in at least one server, in theory at least the bwoink wouldn't be that hard to implement at all and it'd be a decent idea

Also yeah the /vg/ thread has become a complete trashfire. Anybody that posts actual round stories/wants to talk about the game/anything that isn't trannies gets slapped, no wonder they've all shifted over to the /vm/ thread. That AI slopper had a big chimp out in the /vg/station discord which someone posted to the thread about three weeks back, he had some big whinge that he was going to stop, guess that aged like cheese in the hot sun though huh
 
as far as I know: There are jobs where you are a child, There is ERP, However I believe you cannot access the ERP panel if you are a child, and you can't open it on one. I'm pretty sure the ERP is mechanical, says you get a buff for fucking a prostitute or something weird like that.
The ERP being mechanic based is newer I think. Wasn't around when the server first started.
is-int lifeweb the big pedo sever were people role play as kids and get raped

Edit: i done some reading it seems that it might not be so true but i wont know till i can get in
1) To join lifeweb, join the Discord (yes I know) for LW, apply either by voucher from 2 community members (who will be banned if you fuck up), or pay Randy (Host/Dev) like $25 USD, OR have an account on BYOND made before 2016 (I think open join is restricted to a random month of the year now, IDK). Wiki is here.

2)About the kid rape stuff, there's a lot of conflation between three incidents that floats around because it got posted to plebbit for drama points and all hell broke loose like the pedo accusations every month on that subreddit.

A) Someone posted to the now defunct forum child porn spam and site was yeeted into the void by Randy. Forums never came back and everything moved to discord. I do not recall exactly and I can not offer proof but I think it was Kuroneko (Who played Yog and hated lifeweb with a passion).

B)Randy was accused of being a pedophile by his alleged co-dev in a video* (see below).

C) The incident stems from an older revision of the codebase back when Randy first made lifeweb an English server. The rules have been changed from then.
Basically, contrary to almost literally every other server and the relevant gestapo badmins, the old (and mostly current) lifeweb rules are that IC and OC can't mix at all, you must roleplay to a certain standard, and must not abuse exploits or hacks. That's it. There may have been a caveat for abusing the mechanic below but I don't recall.
There's also "THE PURGE" when Randy clears out bad players/inactive players every so often.

Otherwise, bans are generally handled mechanically tied to an in-game function To try heretics (Poor RPers) and antagonists as the inquisition.. It also zeros your "karma" points from the game, which is used to play different roles, perks, and antagonists and hands you a 1 or 2 month ban.

Anyways, so there is like a trait selector. You obviously cannot have negative number. These traits and quirks are 99% of the time mechanically tied to your character's menial SANITY value. Loose to much you go insane and die.

In the earlier revision of the game, there was a quirk called pedophilia. I don't know if was integrated mechanically and I wasn't playing when this whole drama went down. Anyways, someone actually took the trait, did unspeakable things, and there was enough fuss about it that said trait was removed and the offender permabanned after moderation reversed course.

Anyways, if you want to deal with pedophiles, go to literally any ERP server for a 100% speedrun (or any major server lmao). Citadel (Splurt is the sucessor now? IDK) had a headmin that ran the erp server that was underaged for almost a decade. The only ERP server that never got into trouble with mins trying to contribute to delinquency of minors (That I know if ) is VORE (the base code of every ERP server ever).

There's some crazy ass stories about SS13 servers I could talk about at length but it would be quite the post.

*Randy, the dev/host is an alcoholic Russian who was/is (?) a drug addict and someone claimed that Randy ripped him off and stole his code (this is a common SS13 lolcow theme, see MSO suing ASHEN SKY and Colonial Marines, Matt from Interbay. Some of the Russian SS13 devs are batshit insane (Estban from STALKER SS13 comes to mind). They aren't troons like Oranges or literally every erp server but insane none the less.
 
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is-int lifeweb the big pedo sever were people role play as kids and get raped

Edit: i done some reading it seems that it might not be so true but i wont know till i can get in
I want in lifeweb too but it's ll Russians

No pedos, worse people larping seriously and taking it 100% seriously
 
Reading the SS13 reddit is just depressing
a few days ago the neonazifurfag behind splurt came out and said "sorry for being a nazi im no longer an edgelord :("
Naturally furry ERP with multiple cases of groomed minors is now swept under the rug with a single utterance of "i'm no longer right wing"

Blackstone was apparently populated by troonhaters but they stopped development to prevent a downstream which also enjoys raped minors from having further content.
(tragic they should have just stayed up and let the pedophile downstream server get raided by feds)

SS14 still has no surgery years later and given by the fact that they keep releasing new races etc it doesn't seem to be on the priority list of any of those kidfuckers either.
I guess the future of SS13 outside of autistic coomers is an ancient baycode private kiwi server. How did we get here?
Looking back it feels like SS13 was pretty much captured wholesale overnight by these people, like the entire community just had a sleeper gaybomb activate at once.
 
The game seems fun and interesting. But last time I tried to play it on my computer it was too much for my zoomer brain. My latency issues with the servers I managed to find didn't help either :dove:
 
ill try to get online today but im in the middle of nowhere with mobile wifi from my phone so ill see how it goes.
 
The only ERP server that never got into trouble with mins trying to contribute to delinquency of minors is VORE (the base code of every ERP server ever).
How the fuck are ERP vore servers the least controversial community on this 20 year old game?
The game seems fun and interesting. But last time I tried to play it on my computer it was too much for my zoomer brain. My latency issues with the servers I managed to find didn't help either :dove:
Heavy RP servers are pretty good for learning the game once you have basic controls down since players cant just ignore you for the entire round or stab you in the face the moment you follow them for a tutorial. Pretty fun to roll up as an apprentice and have a skilled player show you how the job is done.

Much more engaging than reading wikis, at least. I've been learning a lot about the game doing this over the past few weeks, but not sure how much applies across servers. it's still a good way to give you the thought process you need to know to keep learning the job. Also sorry about my absence in the server, this is why.
 
What's the official in-universe lore so far for Kiwi Station 13?
The biggest difference from vanilla ss13 right now is that alien species are considered not humans and arent entitled to legal protection like humans are, and also blacks have been ruled non human and you need to select the appropriate species to play as one

Also women were deleted
 
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