Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[LimeRikki]

Lolwut. Drop your faggy friend if he wants to dictate your love life. You'll be married way longer than you'll hang out with your drinking buddies.

Bros before hoes, fren.

 

[Null]

Lolwut. Drop your faggy friend if he wants to dictate your love life. You'll be married way longer than you'll hang out with your drinking buddies.

Marie Valenzuela will die unmarried and every IRS tax form she files from now until then will have a "single" ticked checkbox.

 

[Harm]

Drop your faggy friend if he wants to dictate your love life.

I agree, but pursuing your friend's ex-girlfriend feels like the exception. Going behind their back to date their sloppy seconds is a major party foul.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

friend's

Not how I’d describe their relationship

 

[Chop Top]

I do agree that he's a leftoid of sorts but he's funny

Look I know this is the Juju thread, but fuckin what? Maddox hasn't been funny in at least 2 decades. He was definitely not funny enough yesterday to excuse his insipid, shitlib worldview today.

Maddox sucks and is a retard, and Juju being his eternal nemesis does not somehow imbue him with the power of funny when he has all the pomp and swagger of a professional reddit debater.

You're speaking as if Maddox actually has chops that people can't recognize because their perspective on him is so poisoned by Juju. This is not the case, and in fact you have your perspective on Juju so poisoned you believe Maddox to be funny. That alone is funnier than anything Maddox has done in the last 20 years.

 

[Law]

Doing stuff you know is going to hurt your friends, (however silly you consider their hurt to be,) speaks of immaturity and the kind of rank hedonism Dick is infamous for.

Yup. And this skill goes into turbo-overdrive if you get married. Being considerate of your friend's feelings, even when it might get in the way of what you want right now, is anathema to the denizens of the Balldoverse.

Bros before hoes, fren.

Dax absolutely cares more about owning Maddox, felting Eric July, and getting in good with the guys via zany wacky drug exploits than he ever will about Marie.

 

[AltisticRight]

Look I know this is the Juju thread, but fuckin what? Maddox hasn't been funny in at least 2 decades. He was definitely not funny enough yesterday to excuse his insipid, shitlib worldview today.

Maddox sucks and is a retard, and Juju being his eternal nemesis does not somehow imbue him with the power of funny when he has all the pomp and swagger of a professional reddit debater.

You're speaking as if Maddox actually has chops that people can't recognize because their perspective on him is so poisoned by Juju. This is not the case, and in fact you have your perspective on Juju so poisoned you believe Maddox to be funny. That alone is funnier than anything Maddox has done in the last 20 years.

His dumb ven diagram joke made me laugh.

 

[Harm]

Maddox sucks and is a retard

That's what makes praising him in Juju's thread all the more funny. You have this washed up loser whose claim to fame is that 30 years ago children browsed his website and yet he's still somehow higher on the hierarchy than Juju the cow.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Marie Valenzuela will die unmarried and every IRS tax form she files from now until then will have a "single" ticked checkbox.

I agree, but pursuing your friend's ex-girlfriend feels like the exception. Going behind their back to date their sloppy seconds is a major party foul.

I am not taking Dax's side, here. He is a guy who sucks.


I just think anyone who plans to have an actual life shouldn't be doing adolescent shit like begging their friends to approve the people they date. Literally grow up.


EDIT: Probably worth it to talk to your friend, though. He dumped her for a reason that could be a useful warning.

 

[KateHikes14]

It's nothing to do with thinking you own someone, it's a matter of respect. If I go to a friend and say 'hey I know you used to date X, but I'm gonna ask her out, is that cool?' and they say they're not comfortable with that, then I wouldn't pursue it out of respect to them.

Yeah I ask my friends permission before borrowing their tools or cars or what have you because they own those items so I get the concept of courtesy. I've also seen like weird bro code lists that talk about some bizarro Scott pilgrim vs the world permission ritual before dating too and just kind of assumed it was from people who are fucked in the head about jealousy to people who don't have any experience dating and don't realize how weird it would be to ask for approval to date someone.

 

[Scout Trooper]

I just think anyone who plans to have an actual life shouldn't be doing adolescent shit like begging their friends to approve the people they date. Literally grow up.

I don't know whether they were friends but possibly even more retarded is getting into a romantic relationship with a business partner's girlfriend with the knowledge that it will cause the business relationship to implode.

Intentionally nuking a business venture over a girl is on a tier of immaturity for a grown man that I would be hard pressed to top.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Especially if all you want is someone to abuse and humiliate. You can find people actually looking for that on fetlife; you don't have to ruin your business in order to get a childless cuckquean.

 

[KateHikes14]

I don't know whether they were friends but possibly even more retarded is getting into a romantic relationship with a business partner's girlfriend with the knowledge that it will cause the business relationship to implode.

Intentionally nuking a business venture over a girl is on a tier of immaturity for a grown man that I would be hard pressed to top.

How long do you think people own their exes?
Will you regale the us with times that you asked for fair maiden's hands in courtship?

 

[Oliver Onions]

people who don't have any experience dating and don't realize how weird it would be to ask for approval to date someone.

I think your oversimplifying the scenario. Maybe I'm the odd one out here, but I think most normal people would consider it a reasonable courtesy to ask your close friend (and business partner, in this case) if they would be okay with you dating the woman they had previously been in a serious long-term relationship with and almost married.

Again, it's not about desperately needing approval, it's just a basic gesture of kindness and respect. I find it kind of weird some people in this thread can't grasp that simple concept.

 

[KateHikes14]

I think your oversimplifying the scenario. Maybe I'm the odd one out here, but I think most normal people would consider it a reasonable courtesy to ask your close friend (and business partner, in this case) if they would be okay with you dating the woman they had previously been in a serious long-term relationship with and almost married.

Again, it's not about desperately needing approval, it's just a basic gesture of kindness and respect. I find it kind of weird some people in this thread can't grasp that simple concept.

I can't imagine that being a completely foreign conversation for all parties. Do you then inform Marie in this case if maddox says you can't after? Have you done this process before? Have you dated?

 

[PeachDream]

How long do you think people own their exes?
Will you regale the us with times that you asked for fair maiden's hands in courtship?

For as long as dating her might bring unnecessary tension to their business.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Have you done this process before? Have you dated?

Yes, actually. I've had friends ask me and I said yeah no worries because I didn't care, but I appreciated the fact they cared enough to ask me first.

Honestly it sounds like you've just got shitty friends and you'd all snake on each other in an instant if it'd make you a buck, but who am I to judge. You'd certainly get on well with Juju though.

 

[daniel day]

Yeah I ask my friends permission before borrowing their tools or cars or what have you because they own those items so I get the concept of courtesy. I've also seen like weird bro code lists that talk about some bizarro Scott pilgrim vs the world permission ritual before dating too and just kind of assumed it was from people who are fucked in the head about jealousy to people who don't have any experience dating and don't realize how weird it would be to ask for approval to date someone.

Consider if youre thinking about dating your friends ex they might warn you off of a serious mistake. Like imagine you dont ask your friend about this girl they used to date and you find out something horrific about them, like theyre italian, or jewish, or from england.

 

[Rimanah]

How long do you think people own their exes?

It has nothing to do with someone “owning” their ex. Rather, it’s about courtesy towards others emotions. Yes, from a perfectly rational perspective, the moment someone breaks up with their partner, they should be fine with someone else dating them. But people rarely, if ever, approach romance from purely rational perspectives.

As such, if one wishes to show their close friend, and business partner, kindness and courtesy, they should ask them “hey is it ok if I do this?” Not because they have any right to deny it, but because it shows you care about their feelings. And while the friend should say “yeah it’s fine,” they may not, because again, people rarely approach relationships purely rationally.

And if it’s not fine, then you should not date their ex. Not because they actually had the right to say no. But because if they’re actually your friend, you should care enough about them to not hurt them by dating their ex.

 

[Lidl Drip]

It's also just plain awkward. Most people try to create distance between themselves and their ex and having them forced back into your life as your friends partner who will show up to events etc together creates uncomfortable tension. Most people don't break up and stay on good terms with each other and even if they are still on good terms that can create it's own issues.

Honestly surprised this needs to be explained to anyone, but I guess a lot of people lack even the most bare minimum social skills.