Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

It makes me sad knowing Josh probably set up the terrarium in his new place, took a few seconds to look at it, sighed and walked away.

Thats honestly one of the most fucked up things I've seen people troll him over also. They will text him pretending to have puff and he texts back 100% believing it could be real.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think he knows Puffts is dead. He just can’t admit it because the ‘trolls win’.

So he knows Puffts is dead, we know Puffts is dead, and clint knows Puffts is dead. Everyone just plays along to not upset the reality BogBoy is trying sustain.

I’m happy he is isn’t going live for his sake. It’s for the better if people just lose interest in him because they can’t get their instant dopamine hit from fucking with him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Thats honestly one of the most fucked up things I've seen people troll him over also. They will text him pretending to have puff and he texts back 100% believing it could be real.

That's pretty fucked, knowing deep down you killed Puff due to retarded decision making is bad enough. Still wish that random bearded dragon at the hospital was Puff, would have been a good morale boost for Cobra.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Josh might die this year if he's teeth don't get attended to. Im really thinking that could happen, you can't keep chugging along with teeth that bad, its amazing he can even eat

i think he might live longer than most people suspect. sometimes your body can just adapt to the shitty condition its in. it all depends on luck and how you spend your days.

cobes does pretty much nothing all day but drink various alcohol and make food hacks his drinking might be the one thing keeping the germs in his mouth from going out of control. he makes me think of that guy who lived his whole life without bathing ever and the day he finally gives in and takes a bath he died.

if cobes stops living the way he does i think thats going to be the thing that kills him because his body wont be able to handle the stress from the changes

The gaslighting is off the charts. Holy shit. Did she want to do a cam show or is this legit the only place she can stream from that hasn't banned her yet?

yes and yes. NAL seeks validation and praise constantly she also just loves attention good or bad cam shows provide her with people throwing money at her either because they just like her or they find her attractive.

the worst part is that her awful attitude is way more acceptable on a cam site because some people will legit find it attractive because they have a thing for getting talked down to.

but yeah its also very hard to get banned on a cam site you gotta be doing something very illegal in most cases.

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did she delete her profile??

i think she just set her profile to members only so you cant see it without an account.

That's pretty fucked, knowing deep down you killed Puff due to retarded decision making is bad enough. Still wish that random bearded dragon at the hospital was Puff, would have been a good morale boost for Cobra.

i think puff is still alive but was found by someone who kept him or was snuck out by clint at some point. a bearded dragon is such a rare thing to see especially in casper of all place that i think if puff was dead someone would have noticed his frozen body outside or he would have been found dead in a corner somewhere in cobes old place.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Also, I know we are on the "downward spiral into death arc", but even this is just so sad and pathetic that I'm impressed, he doesn't even pretend to try anymore.
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That t-shirt is so low effort it got a good laugh out of me. The dank combo of crusty jpegs of whatever crap the boy uploads layered over generic blank shirts is always amusing. It would be a welcome change if he started double dipping the food hacks and "making merchandise" with pictures he takes like this. Would be 10x better than the "fuck rape" or "I'm not a sicko" text only shirts.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

i think puff is still alive but was found by someone who kept him or was snuck out by clint at some point. a bearded dragon is such a rare thing to see especially in casper of all place that i think if puff was dead someone would have noticed his frozen body outside or he would have been found dead in a corner somewhere in cobes old place.

That's true, we don't really know any of the facts about what specifically happened. I wouldn't be extremely shocked if someone else in the apartments found him and kept him.

 

[bonified retard]

That being said, as an avid supporter of big tobacco I would be reminded if I did not say that he has a high quality tobacco pipe, it is fat and I would smoke it

Not sure what the pipe he's been using in recent videos is, but at one point he spent a lot of money on a Savinelli Arcobaleno 111 only to break it after a few uses. At least he's still not using the burned out corncob pipe that he gorilla glued a bottle cap to.

 

[Local Farmer]

Not sure what the pipe he's been using in recent videos is, but at one point he spent a lot of money on a Savinelli Arcobaleno 111 only to break it after a few uses. At least he's still not using the burned out corncob pipe that he gorilla glued a bottle cap to.

Damn I’ve wanted a savinelli for a while. That’s a damn shame because they’re good pipes and are supposed to last a long time.

The current pipe he’s using looks like a brandy, which are powerful.

Even though I know next to nothing on Cobes . He sucks at cooking but at least he can decide a good pipe. I wonder what blend he chooses

Spoiler: Pipe chart to bless this thread

Edit: By Furher Donald J Trump I will find the person who created the webp format and smite them from this earth

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Edit: By Furher Donald J Trump I will find the person who created the webp format and smite them from this earth

Inshallah, I swear on autism itself I will help you brother.

 

['Ole Dente]

I know next to nothing about King Cobes, I have not read anything about him the only place I know him from is from the MATI streams. I will probably never post in this thread after this comment unless he fucks his mom or calls someone baby dick sucker.

That being said, as an avid supporter of big tobacco I would be reminded if I did not say that he has a high quality tobacco pipe, it is fat and I would smoke it

Start here:

kingcobrawiki.org

Bitesize Cobra Documentary

Edit: Typo

 

[ASeabear8952]

Start here:

kingcobrapedia.org

Bitesize Cobra Documentary

Cobrapedia no longer works. People in this thread have been working on this new one:

https://kingcobrawiki.org/

 

[anliteralidiot]

Inshallah, I swear on autism itself I will help you brother.

I will join in your Holy Crusade.

Lost pet bs:
Not knowing where your pet is, or what's become of them, is genuinely the worst part. It's just soul crushing, and you run out of things to do to fix it, aside from waiting. And the waiting never ends.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I will join in your Holy Crusade.

Lost pet bs:
Not knowing where your pet is, or what's become of them, is genuinely the worst part. It's just soul crushing, and you run out of things to do to fix it, aside from waiting. And the waiting never ends.

Thank god for the print screen key and snipping tool: Defeater of the NFT and Webp alike.

 

['Ole Dente]

Cobrapedia no longer works. People in this thread have been working on this new one:

https://kingcobrawiki.org/

I'm aware it was a typo. Thanks dood

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

He wouldn't have even fucked NAL if buddy trolls didn't buy her a ticket and pay her cab fare to be doordashed to the bogden.

Whoredashed as it were.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Whoredashed as it were.

To be fair when she was complaining
about not having cab money it was cobes who cashapp her 200 for it. Guess that pretty much is trolls paying for it but he really has no concept of what things cost. She refurnished his bathroom with that money and he just left it all in the old apartment pretty funny tbh

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Good grief, I'd rather get hit with an unspoilered image of NAL naked than the boy's chompers, please spoiler that maw of decay, Nurgle would be proud.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Good grief, I'd rather get hit with an unspoilered image of NAL naked than the boy's chompers, please spoiler that maw of decay, Nurgle would be proud.

Just seeing his teeth 10 years ago is wild. He didn't brush back then and they were somewhat presentable.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Just got done watching this documentary and it reminded me a lot of the Trapped KingCobraJFS doc. Its about an eccentric dude that runs a restaurant in New York, food hacks were on the menu. Wanted to share it with you cool cobras.

 

[mars]

Just got done watching this documentary and it reminded me a lot of the Trapped KingCobraJFS doc. Its about an eccentric dude that runs a restaurant in New York, food hacks were on the menu. Wanted to share it with you cool cobras.

Wow I forgot all about this doc. I remember the guy being pretty introspective and intelligent. It's VERY post 9/11 though. I don't think he's like Cobes in any way except he's a bit odd and has way too many weird foods on his menu.