Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
We must be watching different shows.
He talked smack about the CPS people. The worst he said about police is "confirmation bias." He's not even denying it's cocaine, only that they haven't proved it's cocaine. His worst accusation is that they aren't finished. He does create a bunch of strawman arguments (i.e. claiming the state is alleging that a particular stream shows he would have drugs on 5/23. The state isn't alleging that nor do they have to prove that and the judge already signed of on it for the warrant). He's def not accusing police of lying on the warrant application, or planting the cocaine, etc. The easiest accusation would be "any cocaine they found in my bedroom is what they brought with them" but he doesn't even say that.
 
Yeah, I'm wanting clips of a few of these 'quotes'.
I clipped his cigar recommendation
"Just find a big long black one and shove it in your mouth"

The saga of large black phallic object love continues.
 
I clipped his cigar recommendation
"Just find a big long black one and shove it in your mouth"
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The saga of large black phallic object love continues.
I don't know who that woman is but it seems abundantly clear that her following is drawn to her expert insight and cutting wit. You don't even have to hear her speak to recognize how sophisticated she's being.
 
His worst accusation is that they aren't finished
He keeps directing people to Barnes’ blatherings about the warrant and I heard him talk on his first stream back about what fuckups the cops are and have been. He did say “They COULD be honest mistakes” at one point, with a “Yeah right” tone.
 
I don't fucking get it.
Didn't Coomalot accuse rekieta of hiring whores and spending 20k per month on coke?
Was that even mentioned on this last stream or they all just magically forgot that?
How could anyone have any simpathy for Coom in any given moment is beyond me.
The guy is evil, but also stupid. Always was.
I don't think Cody is "evil." He's just incredibly stupid, and him constantly pointing out that he's from Alabama is not a valid excuse. He needs to do better.

Also as this gentleman pointed out:
I've said before, Cody's admitted he was a fat retard growing up and probably got picked on constantly. He's bulked up obviously, but I think he's permanently stuck in the "I'm a fat loser who has to take what I can get" mindset. Add to that his redneck white trash upbringing, and it makes a lot of sense that he's bending the knee before the Balldo.
I think he's right on the money - he's still got that insecure part of him inside that is trying to fit in, and is afraid of rejection. Not saying anyone should have sympathy at this point, as he's a grown ass man, but I think this is why he simply cannot let go of Nick, or accept that Nick is not his friend.

It's funny though because he had to understand that Nick was done with him, as was the FNT crowd, which is why he got in bed with the Comicsgate folks, the OTHER GUYS, if you will. I think that he didn't want to let go, but was at least aware that Nick didn't like him back at the time.
 
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He's not even denying it's cocaine, only that they haven't proved it's cocaine. His worst accusation is that they aren't finished.
It appears to me that the only defenses Rekieta has available to him are:
1) illegal search
2) he didn't have knowledge/possession of the drugs
3) the drugs were in fact, not drugs at all

1) is nonsense, while Nick might insinuate it to his spastic fans, it doesn't look like he's actually going to fight it on that basis.

2) the fact these were found in the home he has lived in for years, in his room, somewhere it is easily accessible makes this notion preposterous. However, if in doubt - those packets of drugs will probably have his/Kayla's/April's finger prints on them. Non-starter for Nick.

That leaves Nick with 3) to work with, so he better hope their test comes back as a false negative, or that he was actually snorting pro-plus this whole time, or he's going to have nothing to defend himself on these drug charges.

Nick gains nothing from airing what his legal strategy is. It makes him look even worse. The thing is, no one really begrudges people for spinning this sort of bullshit in court, when your life is on the line, you work with what you have. Outside of court, it comes across as what it is - lies. He would be better saying nothing until the court case is over, then just being honest with people when he can speak without consequences on the topic.
 
I don't know who that woman is but it seems abundantly clear that her following is drawn to her expert insight and cutting wit. You don't even have to hear her speak to recognize how sophisticated she's being.
I'm surprised we've been able to get any coherent posts out of @Fapcop since that stream dropped. Feet on display and everything.
 
How could anyone have any simpathy for Coom in any given moment is beyond me.
The guy is evil, but also stupid. Always was.
I'm hoping there's a "Gee shucks, I could get ol' Nick on stream and try to get him to incriminate himself" motive behind all this, I can imagine him trying for that perfect clip to juice his views.

I do wonder however why the Halo 3 background is on the TV throughout the entire stream.
 
I'm not a lawyer but I am very familiar with lawyer-speak, so here are translations of some patented Balldo 'answers' to questions.

"It sucks because the state gets to tell their story and I have to wait to tell mine and it sucks." - The government is intentionally destroying my brand through reputational damage. Despite the fact Rekieta had long since beaten them to the punch by lowering the quality of his output over the course of several years.

"It sucks because there is so much to say about the documents and the timing of the release of the documents but I can't say anything till the trial". - The fact the documents were released before his stream is proof the entire thing is a government conspiracy. Despite the fact that really all it proves is that at least one a-log lives in Minnesota.

"It sucks because that result is impossible." - Confusing cope that actually undermines the rest of his argument. On the obvious level he is trying to shitwash the results in the mind of people who don't know much about drug testing (ie 99% of the population). But when combined with the other elements of his non-defense defense, it doesn't make sense. The government is prosecuting an elaborate conspiracy against Rekieta, and has been since fucking 2009 apparently, but also did such a bad job at fabricating evidence that they produced an 'impossible' result for only one of the kids, instead of just writing in that all of them tested for a low-but-present level of coke that would be bought by basically everyone as evidence of environmental exposure.

"Let me infer your question as a hypothetical: it sucks because the state views certain things as leverage for different cases, what happens in a child custody case can affect proceedings in a civil case." - The state is trying to sink Rekieta in the public eye so they can uh, win the Montegraph case I guess? Unless he's referring to another case he's involved with. I'd consider the 'child on cocaine' and 'cocaine possession' elements to be part of a single criminal investigation, but he could be saying 'They're saying my kid is on coke so they can throw the book at me in the possession case'.
 
Yeah tourists go missing all the time. Hostile wildlife, rapidly changing weather, a 6,000,000 acre state park. What do you expect? idk anything about Child trafficking though, only ever see downstate bimbos/soyboys getting themselves lost/hurt and needing the state forest service to haul em out every so often.
 
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