Careercow Curtis Adams / Unkle Adams - Delusional, wholesome white rapper who is deeply in debt.

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Hannah dumped him a while ago, actually. He did not post about it in detail but confirmed that he was single shortly before taking a hiatus from his music "career" and focusing on an actual job.
It’s all for the best: I’m sure Unk has tons of groupies trying to get their turn. I’d love to hear from Hannah what Curtis is like in private.
 
Lots of weird book era figures have been lost to time. Mahony and Anne Frank come to mind.
Thomas Mahoney was lost to federal prison, not time. I believe his slated release date is sometime in 2026. As for Ann Frank's second mark, Mike "racistpedophile" Ulsas, I have no idea when he is set to get out but I have to believe that it is at least a few years away since he was convicted for the same offense.

(I know this isn't related to Canadian Eminem but being reminded of Mahoney's existence fills me with this indescribable mix of dread and nostalgia)
 
Alright I just had this video as background noise and got really curious about the first $150 000

That's A LOT of money to burn through on a "hobby" in one go. After being broke and selling his car... he buys +10 TV's!? LMFAO, this is some really top tier cow material. All this shit... for royalty free beats and a music video that looks like it was recorded on a phone!?
His coping, the crying and bitching, my sides are obliterated!

Also he looks a lot like Robin Lord Taylor (a faggot) from the Gotham series (the one with the idubbbz lookalike).
 
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It’s all for the best: I’m sure Unk has tons of groupies trying to get their turn. I’d love to hear from Hannah what Curtis is like in private.
What being in 250k in debt does to a mf
 
What being in 250k in debt does to a mf
I think the first mistake he made was trying to pursue his “career” in Canada. It’s a small market, most big Canadian musicians/singers end up going to LA, and he’s not going to get exposure to the big producers. From the Canadians I’ve talked to that moved to the US: anyone that can GTFO is doing so. The reason the Canadian government keeps letting streetshitters in is to replace the white Canadians going to America or Europe. Unk might as well learn Punjabi and try that route (although they are super racist and might not appreciate a white guy speaking their language and trying to make their music).
Here’s an example of the trash he has to compete with:
 
I think the first mistake he made was trying to pursue his “career” in Canada. It’s a small market, most big Canadian musicians/singers end up going to LA, and he’s not going to get exposure to the big producers. From the Canadians I’ve talked to that moved to the US: anyone that can GTFO is doing so.
This really speaks to Unk's mindset and his retarded approach to spending money. He should've been recording and producing at home in his closet after work until he had a break. At that point, he would've probably been offered a (small) recording contract and could've moved to the US (not even necessarily LA - if I remember correctly, Drake moved to Atlanta to record). Hell, he could've even taken a couple of weeks to a month off work to travel somewhere and record.
 
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Wonder what our boy Unkle is up to nowadays:
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I was looking at this a couple of weeks ago, some of those have a shocking amount of hits on them. Presumably through no action on his part, as I suspect if he knew the algo enough to game it he'd jump at the chance to do that for a living, but still. I was quite surprised.
He probably hired a social media manager or paid for views or the social media manager paid for the views themselves to show their strategy was working.
 
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Wonder what our boy Unkle is up to nowadays:
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Lalala let's show them how we do this
Lalala let's start the show
I don't wanna be a normal human
I'd rather be a content farm making videos for mexicans and Filipinos in a desperate attempt to stay relevant on YouTube
 
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