Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I laughed way too hard at that. Wouldn't surprise me a bit

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Uh huh. No real woman on tinder is going to call lucas handsome. No fucking way that wasn't a bot

But as usual lucas is trying to get other males to tell him how to pick up a woman
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Lucas is big mad and confused by a bot messaging him and not getting a response when he started talking about meeting. Things never happen the way lucas claims they do. Even if by some bizarre chance that was a real woman lucas would have started talking creepy about what he's looking for and probably saying stuff about not believing anything people say about him and would instantly raise red flags and get ghosted. Of course he would never actually admit to this. We know what his profiles tend to look like and we've seen messages he's sent to people that would spook any normal person
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and what a bizarre thing to say. Having a girlfriend is like acting? Yeah if you're a sociopath trying to manipulate her to get what you want. Acting when he goes to work? Yeah that definitely fits with lucas. He's keeping the crazy on a leash as much as he can, not that it'll do any good. He's literally outing himself directly as a manipulator who lies to everyone around him and thinks this is a normal thing to say

As always, lucas does not understand how to interact with people in the simplest ways that aren't straight up transactional with outcomes he can explicitly predict and control. No fucking way he doesn't have some degree of autism

This is too funny. Lucas is too dumb and autistic to understand bots. I spent way too much time on Tinder and let me tell you, about half the profiles for women are not actually real people. If you see some absolutely smoking hot girl on there and you match with her, often times immediately, good chance she is a bot.

If I matched with really hot girl, I pretty much assumed it was a bot or scammer. It was just too good to be true. Sorry to power level a bit, but I am employed and not prohibitively ugly and obese and even I knew that it was unlikely that some of these bot women would match with me if they were real. Almost always, it was a bot or scammer.

Lucas, believing that he is plenty good would think that all these women should be matching with him, cause he is so plenty good and he can buy them a steak dinner once a month. It would never dawn on him that they could be fake or be scammers or trying to get him to join an only fans. He has a job after all, where is Gen Z woman ?

I firmly believe that Lucas is an autistic. He acts both dumb and autistic and he has zero people skills.

 

[WonderWino]

Uh oh. As predicted lucas is starting to have delusions of seeing greybeards and zoomer baes at his job. No way that won't eat at him until he does something stupid

and that comment about it not being appropriate to question them because they're customers absolutely screams that it something a manager told him. Lucas doesn't give a shit about or understand what is or is not appropriate unless its explicitly told to him and that doesn't happen until he does something he shouldn't. Even the way he wrote that you can hear the seething at having gotten in trouble in it

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Has anyone found out specifically what job Lucas has yet? Not necessarily where, but just what type of job it is?

 

[Club Sandwich]

Has anyone found out specifically what job Lucas has yet? Not necessarily where, but just what type of job it is?

iirc it seems to be loading/unloading in either a warehouse or perhaps grocery or other consumer goods store. he's made mention of similar work and him seeing customers during his shift implies it's not a closed building like a manufacturing facility or train yard or dock.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

iirc it seems to be loading/unloading in either a warehouse or perhaps grocery or other consumer goods store. he's made mention of similar work and him seeing customers during his shift implies it's not a closed building like a manufacturing facility or train yard or dock.

And if he was working checkout, he’d have ample time to converse with these “couples”. The wife and I see the same handful of cashiers at our grocery store every week. They recognize us at this point so it’s not weird when they start chatting. Doctor Nigga is absolutely stocking shelves while leering at random father/daughter shoppers.

EDIT: I try not to make baseless speculations about most cows, but Lucas is such an unreliable narrator that piecing the truth together becomes a game. I might be totally wrong, but that’s half the fun of this thread.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Oh, mooo, mooo, mooo. It's not in the cards for you, Tubby. How about you try to go down to Lower Post Street and try to get in on the age gap scene there, Lucas? You had random people on the street whisper to you "Lower Post Street". Maybe go into Jimmy Z's or the Volstead Act? Give that a try?

Is Lucas about to quit his job since he was not issued a zoomer bae?


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Lucas: "I'm a hard worker"
Also Lucas: "I work 2/7 days of the week. No time for myself "

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That last post is a real doozy and says alot about lucas. Absolutely convinced himself of something that was blatantly false and holy shit is he trying to save face there. He hasn't learned a thing and still believes it

"FUCK TRUMP! HE'S A LYING LIAR WHO LIES!!!" cries Lucas after claiming he's totally into girls over the legal age limit and making up interactions that didn't happen.

EDIT: I try not to make baseless speculations about most cows, but Lucas is such an unreliable narrator that piecing the truth together becomes a game. I might be totally wrong, but that’s half the fun of this thread.

Lucas is such an unreliable narrator that sometimes it makes it easy to tell what happened, because you can just start from the assumption that Lucas IS lying to make himself look better and work backwards from there.

 

[Da Dude123]

Has anyone found out specifically what job Lucas has yet? Not necessarily where, but just what type of job it is?

Someone mentioned that evidence seems to point to him working at a Safeway grocery store. He mentioned buying an 8 piece package of fried chicken for lunch earlier and it looked like it was bought from a deli. This would point to him working at a grocery store or maybe somewhere like Walmart or Sam's Club.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Looks like he bringing back the classics

 

[WonderWino]

This coming from a guy with a long history of rapey and grooming behavior

What a bizarre thing to say. Always has to find a way to make everything about food or sex. Also immediately makes me think of lucas doing this

Doesn't seem to understand thats how it is supposed to be. Lucas wants some kind of arranged marriage like indians do where he got a 15 year old that had no say in marrying him

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His personality is absolutely vile. He's a narcissistic, manipulative, sociopathic pathological liar who tries to fuck little girls. Nobody who has a good personality has to tell you they don't have a bad personality. and 280lb my ass. He's over 300

and its very important to understand why something works. Mr PhD biology professor age gap breeder can't even figure that out. There is no how without the why

and if lhe hates christians and christianity so much then by his own logic the poor are not blessed. He certainly isn't. He calls christians greedy yet flaunts his money as greedily as possible at every opportunity trying to manipulate people into getting what he wants. If anything he is exactly the kind of person the bible warns people about

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at this greedy cow! Who on earth would pay $10 to be friends with the fat oaf? Not me! He thinks he is so important.

 

[WonderWino]

Look at this greedy cow! Who on earth would pay $10 to be friends with the fat oaf? Not me! He thinks he is so important.

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It gets worse than that -

Like this post if you just sent me $10 he says. He sure is getting greedy and demanding

 

[A Silly Possum]

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"It's not important why something works. It's important how it works." Damn, that quote probably slaps so hard if you're retarded.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Uh huh. No real woman on tinder is going to call lucas handsome. No fucking way that wasn't a bot

If Lucas cherry picks an older pic where he doesn't look too fat, I could see women his age say he's handsome. Lucas isn't really ugly.

But, we know he's only trying to match women half his age.

 

[Bassomatic]

"It's not important why something works. It's important how it works." Damn, that quote probably slaps so hard if you're retarded.

This sounds exactly like that dumb ex I had who AFTER we broke up had her car towed to my house to fix it.
How it works, the method, is WHY it works.
Lucas though as we see, and has been covered ad naseum, believes in magic or spells with his interaction. But also we know he's talking about women here, and picking them up. He's saying I don't care how or why I woo one, it's I woo one. I understand people might not care why the lights turn on, they have no desire learn about power plants, resistors and wires, but they want the lights to work. But Lucas is applying this to women, he doesn't care about them he wants his fuck mommy sugar wife. She's not important, just he has one.

In regards, to Lucas seeing other guys like him with girls. Remember, he thinks he's a "silver fox" like Jeff Goldblum, or George Clooney he's not very bright so I don't think he sees people like him. I bet if you could put him in a vacuum and listed his own traits and showed a picture he'd try to mock them so much.

Reading his zoomer rando post made me mad. FR FR on god. Sorry it was too easy. Even people who are in the age to use that slang, don't ... talk that much that way. It's like if someone just put on a baseball game and just starting saying home run, rbi, pitch, Wrigley field. As if that was ... a sentence

I absolutely love he's flexing his money saying "Jesus likes poor people". I guess I'll take another quick round of him being stupid, I am not a woman. But while a 100 dollars is a HUGE amount for Lucas anyone middle class in 40s 100 isn't a ton not trying to flex. But adults know about wasting money, they have had to budget etc. I would never offer a big steak dinner on the first date, because that's a big risk. Can I eat 100 and won't be ruined? Sure. Sorry if that's a flex, and if any kiwi is that hard up I'm sorry I understand times are tight. You get a coffee etc risk 10 bucks, an adult women will also not feel pressure then.

Also we've been punished to see "the Wern" eat.. even if some mental case went out with him they'd watch that animal eat like coked out Possum and be disgusted. Hell there was a popular/viral thing where some 20 something girl said most guys don't know girls judge that stuff.

If Lucas cherry picks an older pic where he doesn't look too fat, I could see women his age say he's handsome. Lucas isn't really ugly.

But, we know he's only trying to match women half his age.

Lucas is a gross unshowered, fat, balding, gourd head.. but his true ugly is on the inside. That and MRSA.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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"Imagine worshipping a rapist" cries Lucas as he angerposts about no one giving him a free child bride to impregnate and/or anally torture.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is already bragging about the really shitty looking food he's going to buy next week:

As someone who likes lamb, that lamb looks awful and so coated in whatever shitty sweet sauce that is that it wouldn't even taste like proper lamb. No doubt lucas dumps half a shaker full of pepper on it as well

and of course he couldn't resist an equally shitty cheese. No doubt he'll pay through the nose for this crap and think he's eating gourmet. He really is like a dog when it comes to cheese. I bet it has the same effect on him that it does on dogs and he uses that to self medicate

I'm a bit surprised he hasn't boasted about buying booze and weed yet. Then again he only works part time for min wage and probably spends 90% of it on restaurant food like he used to with his tugboat

This is his idea of planning ahead. He plans what he's going to eat like a 5 year old but doesn't bother getting the glasses he admits he needs, getting new shoes or proper clothes and isn't planning ahead at all for winter

 

[Mike Hunt]

But as usual lucas is trying to get other males to tell him how to pick up a woman

Lucas is big mad and confused by a bot messaging him and not getting a response when he started talking about meeting. Things never happen the way lucas claims they do. Even if by some bizarre chance that was a real woman lucas would have started talking creepy about what he's looking for and probably saying stuff about not believing anything people say about him and would instantly raise red flags and get ghosted. Of course he would never actually admit to this. We know what his profiles tend to look like and we've seen messages he's sent to people that would spook any normal person

I think it's also hilarious how Lucas outs himself as a liar in this sequence of comments. First he whines about not knowing how to meet women, but in a later reply, he brags about having many girlfriends before. So either Lucas knows how to meet women because he has had many girlfriends before, or he's lying about that to make himself look less of an idiot socially to Shane, and failing miserably in doing so.

We know he's only had that one desperate aging woman and no one else. Lying fuck.

 

[Bassomatic]

Fuck me I don't want to go down that road sure you can make anything at home. Well Lucas doesn't have a kitchen because he lives in a retard group home for old people. But burrata is a cheese you can just buy it. I'm sorry I will put my foot down about buying basic shit is lazy and or bougie.

Yeah, me and mrs basso sometimes go out and have a drink and snack. We can swing it. But it's the biggest waste of money we have (aside my 4 cars t. mrs basso) Lucas is legit trying to flex on meals he's not bought yet and as mentioned he doesn't have basics. The old shoe lie still has been filed away.

That lamb looks over done and awful.

 

[Da Dude123]

The mooo cow is back talking about all the money he will spend on food. He really does talk about how much things cost a lot. Going back a long ways. He talked about some gift his parents got him and how much it cost. Then he was moooing about that $40 hoody he thought he should have won.

Not just steak, $110 steak. Not just lobster, $75 lobster. But Lucas hates the money in power and greed. Please! Like I have said, most stable working people do not normally go out and spend $110 on a single dinner. Maybe on special occasions, but maybe twice a year. Fat cow Lucas regularly would do this, if he has the money.

On a first date, it is absolutely exceptional to spend that kind of money. And what cute young woman is gonna eat a 28 ounce steak? First dates more often than not, end at that. There is often no second date. The cow would flip out if some woman agreed to go out with him once and he dropped $110 plus on her dinner and then she peaced out after.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If you were Lucas' girlfriend, you'd get a nice dinner on the 1st of every month and then 30 days of fat smelly screaming hobo.