Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

You know you can be jealous of someone you don't like or respect. Lucas is jealous of Trump, not for the money and power but the access to peak twink Baron. (I hate this website that I learned so much gross slang from) and the pure fast food diet.

It horrifies me that when reading that I instantly got a horrifying mental image of lucas in leather fetish gear referring to trumps son as his twinked out little baron of beef. Certainly fits with lucas's food and sex obsession and his degeneracy

I wonder how long Lucas will stick it out for at the job despite his plan of getting a girl, the food is important he's clearly a food addict. Much like many people who have an addiction they try to mask it with acting snobby. You just know all those booze hounds who talk about the difference between scotch aging are slamming cans of steel reserve when no one looks. Not to say many people aren't passionate or into things and or actual snobs. Lucas is just a fatty who tries the angle of fancy to cover up he probably would gladly eat dry cat food just to get more calories and have his belly full. Because he's low IQ and always lying it's easy to spot on him.

It'll be his anger and resentment at not getting what he wants from having the job that'll eat at him until he explodes. Its only the self soothing with food thats kept him from going off the deep end again so far

Lucas on the other hand is too entitled and a scum bag. Despite being a food addict. I'd bet he's still hitting food banks. No way he's getting enough at Malon to stay that fat. Mr hates the rich taking food for the real needy. Remember this is a guy who thinks stealing from a church pantry is going to stop Christians world take over. It's amazing the lies he tells himself become so true to him, he doesn't even remember it as a cope.

Oh yeah he is definitely hitting up the food bank for his groceries and using the majority of his money for buying expensive food in restaurants. Thats what he's always done when he has money. The funny thing is he used to talk about fucking over the christians by taking as much food as he could from the food banks but specifically mentioned places like shalom ministries as a place he pulled that....completely unaware apparently that while its run by a methodist church its funded mostly by jewish organizations, hence the name. Way to stick it to those jews lucas. I'd laugh my ass off if these 'greybeards' with young women he insists he's seeing around these places are actually jews taking their daughters to some religious class thats being run there. That would be peak lucas to be screaming in the streets about flatbill christians hoarding zoomer baes that turn out to be orthodox jews taking their kids to a religious class. Thats exactly the kind of stupidity i'd expect from him

Lucas and Rusty Greer need to team up on this hooker thing. They both can get turned down by literal whores. Notice Lucas finally has a few bucks being nice to women game dropped now he's trying to justify paying for pussy. Insanely disrespectful to think women need men or would whore out for less than a tank of gas.

This also shows again his autistic transaction view of people. Apparently men only date to get sex out of women. And this insane incel shit men can't turn a girl down idea.

Speaking of which, lucas sure has a hard on about not being allowed to legally buy a hooker the last few days:

I guess he's had enough of claiming how he doesn't want a hooker cause he totally doesn't want sex he wants a [teen] girlfriend. Perhaps he should move to nevada and team up with greer to help promote his hooker shit. Lucas being lucas he'd waddle his fat ass down to vegas and end up dead for pissing off some mob owned street whore

I'm still not sold Lucas is off dialysis. He does know at times when things make him look bad and that for sure is a sign he's A: dying B: getting dunked on.

While I don't doubt for a second he'd actively hide being on dialysis, theres no way that with his health he'd be doing anything, let alone working, even part time if he were on dialysis regularly. That takes alot out of people and leaves even the healthiest of people in bad shape and barely able to do anything after awhile. He's not capable of hiding it for very long

I assume thats supposed to be sushi. That is legitimately the worst looking sushi I have ever seen. It looks worse than the shit from gas stations. The fact he would brag about that as if its supposed to impress people is hilarious. The only thing impressive about that is that he didn't end up in the hospital with food poisoning afterwards. I have no idea what the other stuff in those pics is even supposed to be

But hey, this could be all yours zoomer baes of spokane

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That pic is fucking repulsive. Imagine thinking that was going to attract or entice a zoomer bae. and hey ladies, he's throwing in bowling now. and holy shit how many times a day does he eat out? He's going to eat himself back onto dialysis before long if he keeps that up

I see lucas is still repeating things in nonsensical ways:

For all the reeing about rich people lucas sure does brag about wanting to eat the kind of thing they'd be eating. Says alot about lucas that the only reason he got a job was to fuck teen girls and eat overly expensive food while ignoring the things he actually needs. Lucas is greedier than anyone he's ever accused of being greedy

and no doubt he sees saying shit like this as bringing out the big guns to attract the zoomer baes, while completely missing the part about rich people providing such food for greedy zoomer baes because they can actually afford to, whereas lucas is a broke hobo who blows everything he has on a few meals and can't even remotely provide the lifestyle hes trying to show off

 

[Da Dude123]

$28 foie gras? Oh, that is plenty good, Lucas! But reeee to the money in power. He can't stop mentioning prices for everything he does. But he hates the greed and the money, just hates it.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas is spending up his paycheck. You know, I have mentioned it before, but as much as Lucas tries to portray himself as a intellectual, he has never talked much about reading before. With the exception of some telomeres science stuff he misunderstood online.

Even though, it is one thing you can do if you're low on cash, you can get books from the library. Although, Lucas has been banned from at least some branches of the Spokane Public Library for his cow antics. Maybe the entire Spokane public library system?

Isaac Asminov is a very famous science fiction author. He has some plenty good works. But I suspect Lucas probably will not actually read those. Probably is just a ploy to impress the baby zooms. Reading is probably not Lucas's thing.

I am impressed he still has his job. He no doubt is enjoying being able to gorge on Sushi, pizza, and to buy another board games he will never play. Let's see how long it lasts.

I don't think I can remember Lucas ever reading -anything-


Going to speculate here, some of his magic friends are probably geeky and Lucas wants to fit in

 

[WonderWino]

More food bragging from lucas. I wonder what abomination of pepper and sauces he's drench the escargot in in addition to what comes with it. He brags about shit tier food like a child and shows how truly obsessed with food he is

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He sure is obsessed with cheese

Not the shit you cook lucas

Lucas has shared this video:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/844915067499941

Saying how he would love it if a woman did this

Lots of projection going on there. Lucas is outing himself as acting like this in public, which doesn't surprise me a bit considering his previous behavior got him banned in alot of restaurants in spokane. He eats and acts like a pig

Can you imagine lucas and some looney zoomer bae sitting in clinkerdaggers or churchills acting like that and laughing about it while they both stuff their faces. The staff would get pissed off and throw them out, lucas would go batshit and start flipping out on said staff for interfering with his date and probably get himself arrested. Though the bodycam footage of that one would be epic

More lunacy from the same guy who is bragging about eating what he thinks is expensive rich people food. The only thing lucas hates about the rich is the fact he isn't one of them, even while claiming he is via his parents

Lucas is talking nonsense again

and now he's bragging about a free slurpee and buying wings from 7-11 that nobody in their right mind would touch and have probably been sitting in the warmer for weeks

 

[The Garden]

Lucas is such a broken record. Hating cars (because he can't drive), the magical $100k income of all his fantasies about how to run the world, using other people's accomplishments (his parents money, a restaurant's food, etc) to "sell" himself as plenty good, virtue signaling about being "progressive" while gorging himself with every penny he gets; all that's missing from the current screed is magical sperm.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is such a broken record. Hating cars (because he can't drive), the magical $100k income of all his fantasies about how to run the world, using other people's accomplishments (his parents money, a restaurant's food, etc) to "sell" himself as plenty good, virtue signaling about being "progressive" while gorging himself with every penny he gets; all that's missing from the current screed is magical sperm.

Yeah lucas is like a terminator with his chip set to read only. He never listens, never learns and the closest he gets to accepting any new idea is to take something and twist it around to fit his bizarre already existing ideas. The funny thing is lucas is aware of how stupid he is and how little he understands the world, he's admitted to the latter. But he also manages to convince himself he's the smartest person in the room and an underappreciated genius as a coping mechanism. If lucas had a real moment of clarity and truly recognized himself for what he is he'd have a total psychotic breakdown and probably spend the rest of his life in prison or a psych hospital

That said, he's trying to sound smart and philosophical again:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wasn’t it a little over a year ago when he was pale and coughing in every video, and posting about his dialysis appointments? We all thought he was done for, but look at him now. Eating steak dinners, posting manic rants. Almost back to full form. He’s not quite screaming in the streets, but I never thought we’d see even this current level of activity from him again. Maybe his meds were wrecking his kidneys so they took him off?

I doubt Lucas' condition has improved any, he's still really fat and bloated. He also screamed about zoomer baes until he couldn't walk anymore.

I really want screaming in the streets Lucas back, but I doubt that's ever returning.

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

This thread has really inspired me. I'm going to bring back the whole PUA thing with this idea. Lucas' only problem is, he doesn't have enough all over print synthetic shirts. His loss is my win. Prepare yourself for my new book: The Wern Method - Get Babes With Self Humiliation and Bribery. Allow me to demonstrate.

I've been on these forums for years. In all that time, not a single Kiwi zoomer bae has tossed me a crumb. The voices tell me I'm handsome and way cool. Don't even get me started on the state of my telomeres. If you were with me tonight, we could be sipping Mad Dog 20/20 and devouring an entire cow. I found it in a ditch by the highway. It was a bitch to drag back to the shack on my bicycle. A lot of people say they're all about the green movement, well I walk the walk. I do it one road kill carcass at a time. You say you're all about Bernie. It's time to liberate the means of reproduction. You probably chose a flat bill instead. Greedy bitches. I'm a feminist.

Imagine me leaving that message on your voicemail at 4 am while I'm wearing a bitching all over print anime shirt with the fold marks still showing. Hear that sound? That's the sound of panties hitting the floor. Sure, this is the farms, most of them were concealing a dong. The point still stands. Andrew Tate who?

 

[VoidFace]

Yeah lucas is like a terminator with his chip set to read only. He never listens, never learns and the closest he gets to accepting any new idea is to take something and twist it around to fit his bizarre already existing ideas. The funny thing is lucas is aware of how stupid he is and how little he understands the world, he's admitted to the latter. But he also manages to convince himself he's the smartest person in the room and an underappreciated genius as a coping mechanism. If lucas had a real moment of clarity and truly recognized himself for what he is he'd have a total psychotic breakdown and probably spend the rest of his life in prison or a psych hospital

That said, he's trying to sound smart and philosophical again:
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Speaking (tangentially) of Lucas writing nonsense and trying to sound smart: am I the only one who is shocked we've never gotten a self-published Wern saga? I mean he has vomitted up at least two "novels," a term I use extremely loosely because they have no fucking narrative, and it doesn't cost anything to self-publish on Amazon or something (I just checked).

It is kind of odd he never used a self-publishing service to distribute his nonsensical ramblings and then brag about being "a published author," isn't it? That sounds like obvious Wern/lolcow behavior.

 

[WonderWino]

Speaking (tangentially) of Lucas writing nonsense and trying to sound smart: am I the only one who is shocked we've never gotten a self-published Wern saga? I mean he has vomitted up at least two "novels," a term I use extremely loosely because they have no fucking narrative, and it doesn't cost anything to self-publish on Amazon or something (I just checked).

It is kind of odd he never used a self-publishing service to distribute his nonsensical ramblings and then brag about being "a published author," isn't it? That sounds like obvious Wern/lolcow behavior.

Self publishing his own story, even using some online service, still requires more competency than lucas has. Remember he couldn't even fill out basic paperwork online with full instructions and another person helping him when he was registering for college and had to get staff to do it for him. The closest thing to publishing we'll likely get from lucas is his 2010 reflections. Though he did post a couple of those shitty poems he came up with years ago

Though even if by some miracle he managed to do it, lucas telling his own story would be either a longer version of wound, or something just as incoherent and nonsensical, or a much longer version of his 2010 reflections and just as full of insanity and lies. Not that the idea of lucas releasing his own telomere and zoomer bae laden version of mein kampf wouldn't be hilarious

EDIT:

Lucas is projecting again:

The lack of self awareness is palpable. Lucas is probably in the top 10 of most bitter people in spokane and is always angry

 

[Bassomatic]

I have to put my chef hat on. Bragging about cheap scallops lol. How do I know they are cheap frozen ones? Because covered in sauce. No one does that to a real diver scallop. Hell fun fact: shifty places will take a skate wing and use basically a cookie punch then pass it off as scallop when you're soaking them in a spicy red no one is the wiser.

Funny enough I just split 6lbs of mussels in a red sauce I made with a decent spice, toasted bread and a salad using our own greens for under 20 bucks. When you don't live in a tard house and can cook yourself it's not hard to eat well cheap . For anyone unaware mussels are shelled so factor that in no I and Mrs didn't consume 3lbs and sides lol.

He's such a poor it's a riot he brags he will go out again. Despite the inflation and all that fun, avg middle class people just eat out on a whim. Maybe yes they plan for a big fancy dinner or plan to get with friends but grabbing a bite out isn't anything note worthy.

Lol pate on steak and for almost 30 bucks? Tell me you're stupid with out telling me you're stupid. Also fuck a steak house for offering that. I'm a bit traditional when it comes to good steakhouses I like em old fashioned. Small menu good meat and that's that. I'm actually quite tolerant of places having options and trying stuff out. That's not what a good steak house does they don't tart the meat up maybe offer au pauve (pardon my French but it's a cream congac pepper sauce and it's devine but my blood pressure shot up just mentioning it let alone eating I) but pate? Nice places don't cater to rubes.

As we've seen (and I need therapy to this day from it) Lucas has the table manners of a badger who got into a dunkin donuts trash can. I know I said before if he ever got this date he dreams of his behavior would ruin it. Reminds me of in fart box 1 he put a YouTube video up where in first 15 seconds he rips this nasty fart, does he dump audio? Rerecord? Or just let everyone deal with his disgusting ass trumpeting? Just guess.

I dunno Lucas, Elon sells cars I haven't given the man a penny. You're a fat nigger and I have to pay taxes. IMHO you're the thief. You also do steal from anyone you can. Like roommate, family,food banks etc. If I stole as much as ou I'd be careful throwing that claim out.

I don't know about your area but I skipped my free slurpee because those stores are always so gross, it's no shock Lucas goes there.

Can anyone ID what the fuck is to the right in that sushi photo? Looks like a dollar store attempt at chicken Parm or something.

Him showing off he eats is hilarious with how fat he is. No on doubts you get your calories Lucas.

I actually don't know about self publication but I'd love if it's easy to do under a nome de plume. Id put out a schizo telmorores book and watch Lucas seethe.

 

[WonderWino]

I have to put my chef hat on. Bragging about cheap scallops lol. How do I know they are cheap frozen ones? Because covered in sauce. No one does that to a real diver scallop. Hell fun fact: shifty places will take a skate wing and use basically a cookie punch then pass it off as scallop when you're soaking them in a spicy red no one is the wiser.

Funny enough I just split 6lbs of mussels in a red sauce I made with a decent spice, toasted bread and a salad using our own greens for under 20 bucks. When you don't live in a tard house and can cook yourself it's not hard to eat well cheap . For anyone unaware mussels are shelled so factor that in no I and Mrs didn't consume 3lbs and sides lol.

He's such a poor it's a riot he brags he will go out again. Despite the inflation and all that fun, avg middle class people just eat out on a whim. Maybe yes they plan for a big fancy dinner or plan to get with friends but grabbing a bite out isn't anything note worthy.

Lol pate on steak and for almost 30 bucks? Tell me you're stupid with out telling me you're stupid. Also fuck a steak house for offering that. I'm a bit traditional when it comes to good steakhouses I like em old fashioned. Small menu good meat and that's that. I'm actually quite tolerant of places having options and trying stuff out. That's not what a good steak house does they don't tart the meat up maybe offer au pauve (pardon my French but it's a cream congac pepper sauce and it's devine but my blood pressure shot up just mentioning it let alone eating I) but pate? Nice places don't cater to rubes.

As we've seen (and I need therapy to this day from it) Lucas has the table manners of a badger who got into a dunkin donuts trash can. I know I said before if he ever got this date he dreams of his behavior would ruin it. Reminds me of in fart box 1 he put a YouTube video up where in first 15 seconds he rips this nasty fart, does he dump audio? Rerecord? Or just let everyone deal with his disgusting ass trumpeting? Just guess.

I dunno Lucas, Elon sells cars I haven't given the man a penny. You're a fat nigger and I have to pay taxes. IMHO you're the thief. You also do steal from anyone you can. Like roommate, family,food banks etc. If I stole as much as ou I'd be careful throwing that claim out.

I don't know about your area but I skipped my free slurpee because those stores are always so gross, it's no shock Lucas goes there.

Can anyone ID what the fuck is to the right in that sushi photo? Looks like a dollar store attempt at chicken Parm or something.

Him showing off he eats is hilarious with how fat he is. No on doubts you get your calories Lucas.

I actually don't know about self publication but I'd love if it's easy to do under a nome de plume. Id put out a schizo telmorores book and watch Lucas seethe

Yeah lucas is exactly the kind of dumbshit wannabe showoff that the places he eats at are trying to scam with shitty expensive garbage. I wouldn't touch steak and foie gras. Cost aside those two things absolutely do not go together and are far too rich of a combination. Thats a recipe for an upset stomach at best and puking your guts out or spending all night on the toilet at worst. Lucas on the other hand thinks its high class cuisine that a plenty good, self made man and temporarily embarrassed millionaire hobo like himself should be eating at every meal. Though lucas would add an entire bowl of caviar drenched in copious amounts of pepper if given the choice. He'd sit there eating it right in front of a perfect 10 teen zoomer bae, stuffing himself with all the table manners of a drunken klingon, believing that watching him show off his food is making her wetter than october

a good steakhouse is about selling good quality steak, not adding a bunch of stupid shit thats overly expensive and doesn't go with steak. Lucas is exactly the kind of retard who would go to the keg, order his steak chicago style and burned to shit and then demand they throw in all the possible add ons intended for specific meals and would end up with a $250 plate of burned to a crisp steak drenched in whiskey peppercorn sauce, a blue cheese crust and various dips and sauces from the appetizers, add on some shrimp and a lobster tail and think he's big hobo on campus. Though he probably wouldn't be able to keep it all down, take it home in a doggie bag to either eat later or use it to bribe his roommate for a zoomer baes number, only to get him sick as fuck cause the seafood part was left out of the fridge for hours in the heat before lucas waddled back to mallon place

and yeah, as much as I like a good quality scallop, i've never had a good one from any restaurant, especially from places who serve them in sauces like that. Like you said its a big red flag for trying to pass something of low quality off on idiots. Not that lucas understands that, just look at what he orders at sushi restaurants - the most american shit ever that isn't even sushi and is covered in sweet sauce. I doubt he's ever actually eaten real, decent quality sushi in his life. and if someone gave him some he'd hate it and want to put some kind of sauce on it. Or failing that, he'd dump a ton of pepper on it

Frankly i'm surprised no angry zoomer bae got pissed off enough about having a pedo like lucas waddling around town eyefucking teens enough to 'invite him on a date' for sushi and then order a bunch of 'the house special' for him, not telling him it was escolar. Get him eating 2 or 3 whole plates of it and watch him waddle home explosively shitting himself with orange diarrhea the entire time and then the next day when lucas calls up expecting a second date calling him a dirty old creep that shits himself during dates and telling him to stay the fuck away from her. Lucas would be furious. Especially if he started getting called the sushi shitter out of it, or the orange wernsplosion, or the pant shitting pedo of post street

and it looks like lucas has been creeping around troon groups to find memes about libertarians

I guess all that stuff about hating troons was just overcompensating cause he's attracted to them. Troon chasing lucas sounds about right and would explain why he gets so spastic about them being brought up. Just like he does when anybody implies he's done gay shit

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Lucas is showing off his greed again:

Theres nothing in christianity that says you can't have a big house. As always lucas is entitled and greedy and making manipulative demands of people because he is jealous. If lucas were rich he'd be scummier than any CEO he rants about and would be the exact kind of person who would brag about wanting to hire one half of the poor to kill the other half and dumping the rest out in the woods somewhere

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas around troons, no shock. Yeah he definitely jerks off to lady dicks. All his other qualities aside he's porn sick. Everyone who's porn sick has this draw to trannies.

I don't want to figure it out an I don't want to know more but I've never heard of a single person who isn't a porn addict who doesn't fap to she males.

It's also funny because it shows Lucas has shown his real views don't align with his progressive larp he uses to lure zoomie baes.

A real Bernie fan would be loud and proud he sucked Perva off. Take that Trump! A man shot his seed in Lucas clinkerniggers hole! Jerking off to guys with bolt on tits totally owns the Christians.

Lucas knows he's a fucking faggot. He's legitimately ashamed and scared of it. He's also a pedophile who'd have a field day with a boy or girl. The mix of his poor health, homosexuality and being a wimp Emma Roberts could walk in wearing her birthday suit and ask for a hand in telmorores research, if you get my drift. Lucas would be softer than old leather.

While Americas libertarian party was ruined by Mitt Romney and should be laughed at this is the same Wern who claimed he was entitled to own a slave and part of a noble caste. He's two paychecks in after 20+ years and acts like he's the struggle despite everything paid for by the state still. He earns a retard pittance. I honestly assume most of us have worked more in a day than he has this millennium.

@WonderWino I'm a little hurt you feel Lucas is akin to a drunken Klingon. They follow the Mark Twain rule of owning up to what you say drunk. Would proudly take an ass kicking for puking on your table cloth.

 

[WonderWino]

He's been on a posting spree again:

He sure does have a hardon about not being allowed to legally have a hooker lately. and by his logic nothing should be prohibited, so it follows that he wants the ban on fucking kids to be lifted as well. and the beating of people like him with baseball bats. As usual he didn't think through his statements or take them to their logical conclusion

 

[The Garden]

I'd say Lucas should go to Nevada and share a closet with Russ, but the homeless of NV didn't do anything to deserve that.

Edit: Given Lucas's history, I find it pretty telling that there have been no pictures of his "buddy" he took to dinner. Lucas has never given a damn about what the recipient thinks about being filmed/having their picture taken when he's showing off how "generous" and "rich" he is. That we haven't even seen so much as an arm of someone else in these pictures speaks volumes about his supposed buddy. Just admit you took yourself out, Lucas. It would be less embarrassing.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas 'I don't like violence' werner everybody

Literally repeating the same quote he's been using for years. One thats also been outed as a mistranslation as well

This coming from the same guy who tried to blackmail his neighbors to give him a teen girl the last time he claimed anyone was using drugs around him. I see he left out the part about him getting kicked out and blacklisted from housing in spokane after that one

EDIT:

Lucas sounds big mad. We can also add shepherd to the list of things lucas doesn't understand

He's talking like russell greer again. He sure does have a hardon about brothels and prostitution lately. Lucas clearly puts the bum in bumble

Back to his car hatred and trying to be manipulative

 

[Bassomatic]

I am not even money flexing but I eat a lot better than Lucas... because I have my own garden and hunt. My hunting tag and seeds cost less than one clinkerniggers meal. He's such a bad manipulator. It's amazing for someone doing this shit for 40+ years he's SO bad at it.

Less and less younger women are religious, it's amazing he thinks all women are fucking nuns or something. His claims are bizarre, does he sit outside a church and watch people leave or something? Has he ever thought, the other side of the coin? God has blessed those who go to church.

Shepards don't eat sheep till they are useless. God, he's so ignorant. It can get under one's skin till you remember Lucas will die alone in a retard home for old fucking losers. He's a domestic abuser and failure who's family gave up on him because his pedo love quest.

Legalizing drugs, sounds pretty an cap... Lucas would love buying an 8 year old with a few pain killers. But hate the no welfare part of anrcho capitalism.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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More food bragging from lucas. I wonder what abomination of pepper and sauces he's drench the escargot in in addition to what comes with it. He brags about shit tier food like a child and shows how truly obsessed with food he is

What's weird this time around is his food bragging is future-tense.
Like "oh look what I'm going to spend my paycheck on when I get it!"
"Oh look at this pic from the menu that I'm going to order on Friday!"

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Lucas sounds big mad. We can also add shepherd to the list of things lucas doesn't understand

He talks about this a lot.
I wonder if Dr. Niggae Luke found a secret loophole in that he gets cops called on him for lurking schools, but less attention lurking the churches when they let out. As a general rule, pastoral staff seem to be more tolerant of bums loitering than school staff do of older men lurking (as they both should).

Of course, given his FB posts of the type Lucas seems big mad that younger women exiting church don't want to date the stinky creepy hobo lurking behind the dumpster; and probably wind up dating dudes in their life group/bible study and/or bringing boyfriends from school or work to church. That or he's seeing families and once again assuming teenage girl walking close to older man = age gap sex relationship instead of father and daughter like the fucking creep he is.

 

[WonderWino]

His claims are bizarre

Speaking of his bizarre claims:

What a weird thing to say. Its just gibberish thrown together

Lucas would love buying an 8 year old with a few pain killers

He literally tried to entice teen girls a few years back doing just that by offering to buy them pills with whatever his version of medicade or whatever is. Seemly unaware that that isn't how it works, you can't just walk into a pharmacy, ask for some percs or whatever and say 'i'm covered' he'd have gotten his stupid ass arrested and done time if anyone had taken him up on that offer

and lucas will never know the pleasures of having fresh food out of a garden. Aside from him not having anywhere to plant one he's too incompetent and lazy to do it even if he did. For all his bragging about the majestic elk herds of king roys elk kingdom I doubt he's ever actually had elk, or any other game animal. I'm not sure I even want to know what he'd do to a good quality deer or elk roast, or to some rabbits and partridges. Toaster oven rabbit and partridge stuffed with cheese with a boiled sprite reduction sauce seems like a strong possibility

I wonder if Dr. Niggae Luke found a secret loophole in that he gets cops called on him for lurking schools, but less attention lurking the churches when they let out. As a general rule, pastoral staff seem to be more tolerant of bums loitering than school staff do of older men lurking (as they both should).

Of course, given his FB posts of the type Lucas seems big mad that younger women exiting church don't want to date the stinky creepy hobo lurking behind the dumpster; and probably wind up dating dudes in their life group/bible study and/or bringing boyfriends from school or work to church. That or he's seeing families and once again assuming teenage girl walking close to older man = age gap sex relationship instead of father and daughter like the fucking creep he is.

I'm a bit surprised he never tried to join a bible study group to try to manipulate his way into a group of teen girls. Though we all know how that would end. It would be a race to the bottom with lucas either spazzing out over religious stuff until he got kicked out and banned or until he got arrested for trying to slip some creepy notes and ask for phone numbers

What's weird this time around is his food bragging is future-tense.
Like "oh look what I'm going to spend my paycheck on when I get it!"
"Oh look at this pic from the menu that I'm going to order on Friday!"

Funny thing is the only people i've ever seen do this other than lucas are little kids when they're excited about going out for dinner cause their birthday is coming up or whatever. He's talking like cartman when he was fantasizing about getting to go to casa bonita and all the shit he was going to order

EDIT:

More nonsense from lucas

He literally said he had money hot zoomer baes would treat him like a greek god. Doesn't get much more narcissistic than that

 

[Melas Zomos]

I'd say Lucas should go to Nevada and share a closet with Russ, but the homeless of NV didn't do anything to deserve that.

I don't want the fat smelly retard in my state. It's already bad enough that Greer is here. And he probably doesn't understand that the legal prostitutes here can turn down people. If he actually went to a brothel they would get one look (and whiff) of him and immediately say no. I would be able to hear the REEEEEEEEEEEEEE from my house.