Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bassomatic said:
So did anyone else notice that carrot picture is definitely same table as we've seen in his group home? Also lmao walker in the background can see the wheel. So if he's flexing his retard home slop id say that paycheck is GONE.

Also I bet those baby carrots were just dethawed in a microwave an served to the old fucks. Probably nice and soft for the denture and no teeth crowd Lucas is shacking up with.
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Yeah its weird flex. I mean even seniors living there don't do that. Its not like theres a bunch of 85 year olds on IG posing with their nursing home food in a pair of sunglasses giving a thumbs up and a review. Though some enterprising thots might notice that and rope their grandparents into such a scheme to corner a new market. Also sounds like something repzion would have done considering his....history with his grandfather. Though lucas calls it a group home its definitely a straight up nursing home. Lucas likes to call it a group home cause even he recognizes admitting to living at a nursing home at 44 isn't a good look

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Nothing good can come from a fat bum sitting in the park with books he can't read and kids toys. The best part now he has a pay check r will do that sitting around gorging himself since his plan won't work and he will need a cope (food)
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Definitely not a good thing and he'll get attention from the cops who patrol the park and know him well who will be making a note of his sudden presence there. Considering his history at the park there won't be much tolerance for any shit on his part. I wonder how the inevitable bag of food and energy drinks he must have brought with him and all the summer heat will affect him. Lucas doesn't handle heat well and it didn't take a particularly hot day to fuck him up and get him on dialysis the last time. Would be a surprising end to the wern saga for the heat to get him and the cops find him slumped over and smelling like he's been a dead for a week already. But yeah, one way or another he'll get the boot yet again. He never lasts long at the park. Its funny how he always does the same shit in different places, like he must think he's come up with a new scheme to entice a zoomer bae but its the same shit as the time he set up a board game in SCCs common area in his batman pantaloons thinking someone would come over and nobody did. Kinda disappointing that a troon didn't take him up on his game offer at the time, he'd have monkey paw'd himself into an awkward as fuck situation. He's just going to be looked at as a looney hobo in the park doing weird shit at best

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Lucas admits yet again that he literally prayed for a little girl and didn't get one therefore god does not exist. There are many things you can point to as likely evidence that there isn't one but that isn't one of them. Like I said he absolutely believes in some kind of god and is doing a dracula style angry vengeful thing because of a perceived slight against him. In this case not getting what he wants. Its such a bizarre expectation on his part. I mean why would anybody think it would actually work that way. The government exists, lucas doesn't deny that, but you don't see him praying to joe biden - or being the government probably submitting 200 forms in triplicate, to get a government issue girlfriend and then saying and the government don't exist

and of course he's got a job now so he's totally proven himself a man and is trying to convince people he's totally empathetic. He's a legit sociopath in the way he views empathy, its always performative and for his own benefit. He doesn't give a shit about anyone in the slightest and views everyone in terms of how they can benefit him in some way. Also telling people you're empathetic is like telling them you're famous, if you have to tell people aren't. Same with telling people you're not creepy and not doing anything illegal
 
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Lucas is spending up his paycheck. You know, I have mentioned it before, but as much as Lucas tries to portray himself as a intellectual, he has never talked much about reading before. With the exception of some telomeres science stuff he misunderstood online.

Even though, it is one thing you can do if you're low on cash, you can get books from the library. Although, Lucas has been banned from at least some branches of the Spokane Public Library for his cow antics. Maybe the entire Spokane public library system?

Isaac Asminov is a very famous science fiction author. He has some plenty good works. But I suspect Lucas probably will not actually read those. Probably is just a ploy to impress the baby zooms. Reading is probably not Lucas's thing.

I am impressed he still has his job. He no doubt is enjoying being able to gorge on Sushi, pizza, and to buy another board games he will never play. Let's see how long it lasts.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is spending up his paycheck. You know, I have mentioned it before, but as much as Lucas tries to portray himself as a intellectual, he has never talked much about reading before. With the exception of some telomeres science stuff he misunderstood online.

Even though, it is one thing you can do if you're low on cash, you can get books from the library. Although, Lucas has been banned from at least some branches of the Spokane Public Library for his cow antics. Maybe the entire Spokane public library system?

Isaac Asminov is a very famous science fiction author. He has some plenty good works. But I suspect Lucas probably will not actually read those. Probably is just a ploy to impress the baby zooms. Reading is probably not Lucas's thing.

I am impressed he still has his job. He no doubt is enjoying being able to gorge on Sushi, pizza, and to buy another board games he will never play. Let's see how long it lasts.
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Well, per his own reflections he does have a fondness for books meant for little kids:

A lot of the time I just didn't care. I didn't have ambitions. I didn't have drives. My mental state was shot to hell. I only taught myself to concentrate again so I could pick up a book. The first thing I read after children's books, was Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein. I liked it so much I read it again, cover to to cover, a month later. I also read A Man in Full by Thomas Wolfe because I never got around to Bonfire of The Vanities for some reason. I've heard good things. I also still like kid stories. Humpty Dumpty. Three Little Pigs. I have written some of my own children's literature. My Aunt also writes children's stories. She tells me I should become a children's writer. She really enjoyed a story I wrote called Three Thrown Stones about a little girl who finds 3 different types of rocks and plays with them one sunny day. The stones come to life after she leaves and philosophize about life for a million years. "Stones" is a veiled reference to schizophrenia and learning to cope with symptoms, for children having mental difficulties like I did. Medication side effects are one of those difficulties I've had to cope with, so one of the stones has a visible tremor.

Theres plenty that could be read into that one. Reads books intended for children, writes books intended for children. He can't even write anything without it involving little girls. and of course yet again he admits to being schizo to the point of writing a kids book about 'learning to cope with the symptoms like I did'

Though lucas's idea of coping with the symptoms usually involves recording himself manic and screaming in the street, drinking and smoking weed. Definitely things to recommend to little kids. Though its not like its the only time lucas has ever suggested drugs to little girls. He used to do that alot until somebody finally drilled it into his head that just because he has state medical care and can get meds if he needs them it doesn't mean he can just order opiates and offer them to junkie teens for a date

But yeah, childrens books and the three little pigs. Thats some hard hitting intellectual stuff lucas is into right there. and somehow I doubt his aunt supports the idea of a childrens writer career for lucas at this point given he's the family uncle bad touch. Though perhaps he could write a book about how predators act toward little girls to try to get access to them. He could use his own actions as material

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Thats a really weird thing to post, even for lucas. Makes it look like he went feral on a chicken. Also looks like he tore the meat off with hands instead of using a knife. Seems like a very lucas thing to do

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Given lucas's attitude toward black people and how he runs his mouth about them he'd better be careful going down that road or somebody is going to call him out for it and he won't like that at all

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Either lucas is lying, having more delusions or has come across another catfish. No real woman is going to have anything to do with him, as his years and multiple bans on tinder attest to
 
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Either lucas is lying, having more delusions or has come across another catfish. No real woman is going to have anything to do with him, as his years and multiple bans on tinder attest to
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It's voices on the wind, a cat fish or a lie. I'm leaning towards a lie.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Nah, he's not a starter set, he's an incel expansion pack. Because fat.
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Good point, and I find it amusing he had to pick the one that had harley quinn in it. Crazy attracts crazy after all. Lucas with a BPD riddled zoomer bae would be the ultimate monkey paw wish for him to actually end up getting

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Explains alot about lucas's obsession with cheese. I mean it works for dogs after all. Perhaps lucas could hide the roofies in a cheese slice, or make up a plate of cheesy roofie cukes
 
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scaruser52 said:
Man just came across this guy for the first time ever and after reading the first page alone, holy shit what a fucking loser. I haven’t even gotten to the second page and he’s already a massive fucking lolcow. Not quite sure about horror cow but I’ll definitely need to keep reading on.
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Oh he is definitely a horrorcow. The deeper you go into the thread the worse he gets. Page 39 has a post about his own claims about his life when he was younger and even as his version of events it still makes him come off as batshit

That said, it seems this is how lucas decided to start his day:
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Real classy lucas
 
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WonderWino said:
Oh he is definitely a horrorcow. The deeper you go into the thread the worse he gets. Page 39 has a post about his own claims about his life when he was younger and even as his version of events it still makes him come off as batshit

That said, it seems this is how lucas decided to start his day:
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What does that mean? Best I can tell is he means, "I wish getting them felt as good as it looks to give them." Soooo...Lucas thinks blowjobs look fun to give? Gaaaaaaayyyyy.
 
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What does that mean? Best I can tell is he means, "I wish getting them felt as good as it looks to give them." Soooo...Lucas thinks blowjobs look fun to give? Gaaaaaaayyyyy.
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Yeah its definitely a weird thing to say on his part. It certainly implies thats what he's thinking, which says more about himself than he realizes. Its a big red flag for him not being as straight as he claims to be. Also makes me wonder even more about all those videos he made with big fat sausages that he ate suggestively like they were supposed to be a cock. He never did explain why he did that but it sure implied some things

No wonder he got so upset while demanding a gay guy come to him on that street corner in the middle of the night in that bizarre video that ended with him laying in the street on video getting hauled onto a stretcher and into an ambulance

It really makes you wonder how many times lucas was 'starving' and did some shit on the dl for a pot of pasta
 
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Bassomatic said:
LOL he's talking about blow jobs

NO SHIT LUCAS THEY DONT FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU SUCK THE DICK

also welcome to the wern zone. new friend. Check your soul at the door.
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Your soul and your credit card as your water bill is going to go through the roof from all the showers you'll need to take to feel clean again after seeing many of the werns posts

and this is so much like lucas its almost scary:

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He should put that in his tinder profile
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is spending up his paycheck. You know, I have mentioned it before, but as much as Lucas tries to portray himself as a intellectual, he has never talked much about reading before. With the exception of some telomeres science stuff he misunderstood online.

Even though, it is one thing you can do if you're low on cash, you can get books from the library. Although, Lucas has been banned from at least some branches of the Spokane Public Library for his cow antics. Maybe the entire Spokane public library system?

Isaac Asminov is a very famous science fiction author. He has some plenty good works. But I suspect Lucas probably will not actually read those. Probably is just a ploy to impress the baby zooms. Reading is probably not Lucas's thing.

I am impressed he still has his job. He no doubt is enjoying being able to gorge on Sushi, pizza, and to buy another board games he will never play. Let's see how long it lasts.
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In junior college, if he kept to himself – without making female students uncomfortable – he'd still fuck up his associate's program. Why? Because junior college requires reading.
What's described in those social media posts, it's common to pseudo-intellectuals. 'Ol Luke likes the idea of being seen with a book; he's indifferent to its actual contents.
 
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WonderWino said:
Oh he is definitely a horrorcow. The deeper you go into the thread the worse he gets. Page 39 has a post about his own claims about his life when he was younger and even as his version of events it still makes him come off as batshit

That said, it seems this is how lucas decided to start his day:
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My first thought was "How would you know if they do or don't?"
 
Lucas is back talking about blow jobs. The man has no sense of shame or decorum. I could see him saying the wrong thing at work and getting in trouble.

A Tinder date? Yeah, right. Someone has to be fucking with him. No woman, especially, a woman that Lucas would be interested in would meet up with him. You know Lucas skips over the fatties and women who are over age 26.

I guess I could see some troll going on a date with him just to fuck with him. Like the Corina and Shao Mane saga. That was in the golden days of Lucas. I think Corina tried live streaming the date with the fat cow. Beyond that, no way.

Honestly, pozloading my negholep like that is unsafe. Like Lacey and her entourage befriending Lucas to try to be "epic". Well, that went from 0-60 real fast. Lucas was harassing her and her friends trying to get her to sleep with him.

Check out these comments on the Tinder date post!

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