Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas is back talking about blow jobs. The man has no sense of shame or decorum. I could see him saying the wrong thing at work and getting in trouble.

A Tinder date? Yeah, right. Someone has to be fucking with him. No woman, especially, a woman that Lucas would be interested in would meet up with him. You know Lucas skips over the fatties and women who are over age 26.

I guess I could see some troll going on a date with him just to fuck with him. Like the Corina and Shao Mane saga. That was in the golden days of Lucas. I think Corina tried live streaming the date with the fat cow. Beyond that, no way.

Honestly, pozloading my negholep like that is unsafe. Like Lacey and her entourage befriending Lucas to try to be "epic". Well, that went from 0-60 real fast. Lucas was harassing her and her friends trying to get her to sleep with him.

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Like @Bassomatic pointed out, by lucas's own admission he's never eaten pussy cause suzanne never let him and I find it very hard to believe that someone as sex obsessed with lucas would pick eating pussy over getting sucked off. This sounds like a manipulation tactic on his part. Someone ought to send him a youtube video highlighting all those scenes from the sopranos where uncle junior gets fucked with because word gets out that he eats pussy and tony's explanation that in his world admitting to that implies you'll suck cock as well. Lucas wouldn't like that at all. and asking people how he should protect himself from a tinder date shows how stupid he is. He's 44 ffs. Either he's being fucked with (and really it wouldn't be that hard to bait lucas on tinder by setting location to spokane and ticking all the boxes we know he looks for to get matched with him eventually, so thats what I suspect is going on here) or matched with an absolutely loon of a woman. Its interesting that for all his demands of proving a woman is real before meeting him that he's made in videos and such he's not making those demands now.. Cause he's desperate and thinking with his dick. He'll go through with a meet up if given the opportunity

I can't wait for this buddy troll to tell Lucas something before he gets stood up or meets Dad's Against Predators etc.

As much as I utterly despise dads against predators for their idiocy, they would be the perfect group to set lucas up for a meetup. Can you imagine lucas's reaction when they walk in and start yelling attention everybody! this guy is here to meet a 16 year old!, corner him trying to record his reaction and bitch slapping the shit out of him? Lucas would go absolutely batshit the moment he got bitch slapped. Lucas trying to waddle out of the restaurant as fast as he can spazzing out would be quite the sight to see. Especially if they followed him back to mallon place and beat on the door to tell the manager what lucas was up to

But that said lucas isn't nearly as cautious here as he should be, considering his history and peoples history of fucking with him. He might assume that cause its tinder they couldn't just look him up or whatever but as I pointed out its not that difficult to rig a profile to get matched if you know exactly what lucas is looking for. Even he knows something is off which is why he's asking people if he should trust her but his greed, desperation and the job especially is making him overconfident and stupid that this just might be the real thing cause he totally is a working man now and zoomer baes totally want that and will respect him for it. I suspect thats what he's holding on to as evidence to convince himself its a real woman thats actually interested in him. Though even if by some horrifying twist she really were real there is no way it would last beyond a first meetup, assuming he didn't go on a looney rant or say something crazy to drive her off before that could happen. Lucas screams mental on every level and that would be apparent the moment he showed up for the date. Hell if he looked like he does on his 'this is what a date with me would look like' pictures he'd scare the shit out of any woman and have her reaching for a can of pepper spray very quickly

Lucas, yet again, is proving the definition of insanity true - he's repeating his exact same behavior thats he's ended up getting made a fool of because of multiple times, expecting different results

Apparently he doesn't like electric cars either

EDIT:

Apparently lucas doesn't like the fact he was given an 'old name'

He seems to forget that lucas was a pretty common name when he was born and is rather common today. Its not like he's talking about somebody being named ebenezer or something. Though that would be a rather fitting name for him given how much he reees about christmas, and valentines day for that matter

Lucas sure does have some bizarre thoughts when left to his own devices in the middle of the night. These are the things the greatest minds of mallon place ponder upon in their solitude

More looney shit about how the world should work from someone who can't even fill out basic paperwork on his own and can't be trusted to handle his own money. and its always the exact same idea he spouts with minor details altered

Mr democratic-socialist-communist lucas who hates the capitalist oligarchy and rich people wants the world to be run by a pharaoh - which he can't even spell correctly along with emperors and barons and thinks this will lead to 'egalitarianism.' and 120 IQ's aren't even that uncommon, to say nothing of the fact the higher peoples IQ gets the nuttier they tend to get. Thats into lawyer and doctor territory and some of them are stupider than rocks despite their profession

 

[Da Dude123]

Lolcow Lucas Werner is at it again. Now all his Tinder matches are not responding. As a person who used to use Tinder, there are a ton of bots on there. They normally will chat with you for a bit and never seem to answer your questions directly. Eventually, they get you to try to sign up for another website or sign up for an only fans. Or they just stop responding . I bet fat cow Werner has matched with bots.

He is back dining out again. His paychecks must be more than we thought. Eating at sit-down restaurants is expensive. I bet that pizza and those 2 Guinnesses were over $30. Guinness is the most overpriced beer out there and some artisan pizza place in the mall I'm sure charges a bunch. It may have been close to $40 after taxes and tip.

He mentioned how he needs to get glasses, bet he never does actually get them. He has brought up how bad his eyesight is, but that is not as important as eating artisan pizza. Those baby zooms don't know what they're missing!

 

[WonderWino]

Lolcow Lucas Werner is at it again. Now all his Tinder matches are not responding. As a person who used to use Tinder, there are a ton of bots on there. They normally will chat with you for a bit and never seem to answer your questions directly. Eventually, they get you to try to sign up for another website or sign up for an only fans. Or they just stop responding . I bet fat cow Werner has matched with bots.

Yeah that wouldn't surprise me and lucas is absolutely stupid enough to fall for a bot and never realize it

He is back dining out again. His paychecks must be more than we thought. Eating at sit-down restaurants is expensive. I bet that pizza and those 2 Guinnesses were over $30. Guinness is the most overpriced beer out there and some artisan pizza place in the mall I'm sure charges a bunch. It may have been close to $40 after taxes and tip.

He's very limited in what he can make before it starts to fuck his tugboat so I suspect that its more likely its his usual getting money and blowing it all in the first few days only to reeee about it until next payday situation. This is even more peak lucas and funnier when you realize that he'll blow all his money in a few days and if one of these matches turned out to be real he'll have nothing left to pay for a date. Lucas of course never considers that and only cares about stuffing himself right now right now right now

Figures he would be the type to order guinness and some shitty gimmick pizza named after fraiser characters. He clearly thinks this makes him sound sophisticated. Hence using stoutly in a way that doesn't make any sense

That pizza looks awful. I've literally had better looking store bought frozen pizzas. Hell that looks like a shit tier frozen store bought pizza that they sprinkled barely any cheese on it and sold it to customers at 10x what they paid for it

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, since I am a spaz, I tracked down where the cow was eating. He went to"Whim Wine Bar". Totally a place someone like him should be spending money. So he spent $35 on beer and pizza before taxes and tip. If he tipped properly, he probably spent almost $50 on dinner. You see, a guy like Lucas can do that once he gets paid. Take notes, baby zooms! I hope he tips his servers, but I am not so sure.

This place looks overrated as hell. They have the nerve to charge $5 for a can of Hamms beer. Hamms has terrible beer. Lucas probably thinks eating there makes him look plenty good.

 

[WonderWino]

Well, since I am a spaz, I tracked down where the cow was eating. He went to"Whim Wine Bar". Totally a place someone like him should be spending money. So he spent $35 on beer and pizza before taxes and tip. If he tipped properly, he probably spent almost $50 on dinner. You see, a guy like Lucas can do that once he gets paid. Take notes, baby zooms! I hope he tips his servers, but I am not so sure.

This place looks overrated as hell. They have the nerve to charge $5 for a can of Hamms beer. Hamms has terrible beer. Lucas probably thinks eating there makes him look plenty good.


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I'm not the least bit surprised lucas would waste his money at a restaurant like that. He's the definition of an idiot who thinks expensive food = the best food = impresses people when he talks about eating it. He legitimately thinks this makes him look mature and classy. This is despite also being the same kind of person who would no doubt buy a dozen raw oysters at the supermarket, try to shuck them with a shitty knife and break almost every one he has and when he finally gets them open, pour mayo, hot sauce, peanut sauce, spices and squeeze cheese on top of them and then microwave them if ever given the opportunity and then post a video about it bragging about his cooking skills

and of course lucas goes to the mall to find this place. You just know he was eyefucking every teen girl he saw while he was waddling around it and then sat around doing the same thing after he ate. Around here we call those types of creeps mall monkeys

and who the fuck would put figs or broccoli on pizza. and of course out of all the options he picks the plainest that looks and sounds like a $5 pizza from the frozen food section of any store. That restaurant has to be the most pretentious high off its own farts place to eat in all of spokane. Doubly so for having a menu like that and being in a fucking mall. I have to wonder why they even did the fraiser thing. I mean he lived in seattle not fucking spokane. He must have stank that place right up, all while viewing himself as the sophisticated hobo fraiser of spokane

and checking out the list of restaurants at the mall i'd bet money on the fact that before long we'll be hearing about lucas bragging about eating at 'indigenous eats' shiki sushi and above all mac daddys gourmet grub which sounds like exactly the kind of place lucas would frequent and obsess over. Not just because of the name but because of the description:

Mac Daddy's is a family-owned and operated restaurant specializing in Mac and Cheese, Gourmet Burgers and Wings. They make their own cheese sauce with 14 different kinds of cheeses included in the recipe.

I can just see him posting a pic of him looking full on psycho with his chimp grimace on full display calling himself the mac daddy or mac and cheese daddy looking for his baby zoom and bragging about the insanely priced mac and cheese with 14 different kinds of cheese. Thats right up lucas's alley

EDIT:

Fucking hell, people actually microwave live oysters to 'make them easier to open

That sounds like a horrifying thing to do in every way imaginable

and I saw this in A&N and immediately thought of lucas:

https://www.eater.com/24183611/cheese-industry-queer-identity

Sure does put his constant cheese obsession in a whole new light and makes his 'when you eat cheese you're taking age inside you' stuff sound even creepier. Next time he posts about buying a bunch of cheese or going on about it to prove his aging nonsense somebody should respond by posting that article. Lucas would be big mad and would not be happy about the implication that his obsession with cheese is queer and another thing that implies the rumors of him not being straight are accurate

 

[Bassomatic]

Man I fucking hate this website fuck you null fuck you Lucas... Because I have to go down a Freud hole I don't want to.

For a normal person (as normal as any kiwi can be) sex is really weird when you're not horny, if you did not understand the pleasure of I told you what a blow job is you'd probably puke. I type with the same finger that does what?!?!?

Lucas is a flat out sex freak and incel sex addict.

What I thought about and wanted to expand, remember we knew Lucas mentioned the no hitting rule? A very odd thing. It spoke a lot.

Lucas has talked about some bdsm stuff and sexual violence. I think the rules might be again related. To not dance around it, I think Lucas lost his privilege of going down. Remember he's spoken about biting a clit, chewing labia etc.

How many people are normal and had a bad experience with X and shy away from it for life? I'm not saying try again if you're not comfortable because that one time that's fine. This is not Dr basso's sexual wellness class. I don't care about your bedroom life being a kiwi I assume it's a lot of masturbation and shame, a lot .

Well back to topic Lucas has talked about doing just awful things to women's bodies and for some reason banned to give oral?

Now I hate to be that kinda faggot who over hypes things but I think in the long list of bad things we can say about the Wern he was probably sexually abusive. It's not far fetched when we know he was hitting violently and already porn sick.

I don't know any women who says no to oral. Frankly I know more guys and for them it's just like a it's good vs great. I can't see incompetence as a reason to forbid giving oral.

Couples are adults and ive got bad blow jobs in my day, you just educate them and depending how they are via compliments, touching etc you can help a partner learn. Thankfully Myrna has no gag reflex now

That's no cool everyone stands up and clapped story. It's completely normal I'm mostly typing for Pukas to read and feel shame.

But at no time have I ever told a girl don't suck this dick. The only time I'd say that is fear for my wangs safety.

Sorry that got long as I'm able to do often but, I just see a big red flag Lucas has probably lost his privilege of eating clam for a reason, not it wasn't her jam. I also should use a better word than jam since Lucas has talked about fisting...

He's going to end up burnt on this tinder stuff. I don't know anything about so I'll totally get it's bots and he's too dumb or he's getting setup.

Microwaving oysters nearly caused me to puke or smash my PC . Jack scalfatti wouldn't sink that low. Little power level and chuckle, I love oysters and I've been a scuba geek for 20+ years. As a gag gift I got a real certified pair of mesh gloves (for sharks or wrecks) I use em to open oysters lol I've put my knife into my hands a few times and not a worry! It's a great party gag granted I still rather enjoy my oysters shuckled for me. (Aside that time I was on a Chesapeake bay oyster ship and we pulled em up and I took one out of the net cracked open and sucked down. I assumed it's what kissing demi Moore in her prime was like.) part of the enjoyment is watching the pros shuck em and or being lazy and served

Man that pizza looks wack and damn prices are wild fig can work on pizza but it's for those real artisan pizzas I also could eat a fig off a boot. This place was faux bougie. That's a fancy French word that means it's better Lucas! Also anyone shocked he got the one with the most stuff on it? 3 meats? Farty the nigga doctor needs that! For such a glutton you'd think he could at least put two and two together go to a local mom and pop shop get a 16" pie for less than 20 and have god food plus say hes helping the small guy. He's so stupid he can't even be fat right.

5 for hamms is bad unless Spokane still caters to hipsters. 6 For a Guinness seems fair but I'm also in the worst booze tax area of all US. it's also such a pleb drink that lives off marketing.

Also lol Lucas tipping.

I don't get the rant about his name. As said before licasis a fine name and popular still. His middle name is fucking Colby. I have had family members with names they disliked and used middle for everything. Both of them married kids families in fact one has a Wikipedia page because they did important stuff in their field. So Lucas is coming up wit the weirdest copes on why no one likes a mid 40s fat schizo.

Im legitimately angry pride month is over. I don't need to hear about how a food is gay . No everyone eats food. Aside trannies they live off Xanax and what ever door dash they can scam. Actually from our other cows we know trannies love pizza.

Lucas might be trans .... Tiny Dick doesn't work huge tits emotional all the time lives off government disowned by family...

Lucille Werner saga when?

 

[WonderWino]

He's going to end up burnt on this tinder stuff. I don't know anything about so I'll totally get it's bots and he's too dumb or he's getting setup.

On that note, I see lucas's tinder experience hasn't gone the way he was hoping:

Either they turned out to be bots and stopped responding or there was a real person who got creeped out by lucas, didn't want to rush into meeting him and made him spaz out

Also

Real men don't announce they're pedos on fb and then spend years denying it even though said announcement is still there either lucas

Man that pizza looks wack and damn prices are wild fig can work on pizza but it's for those real artisan pizzas I also could eat a fig off a boot. This place was faux bougie. That's a fancy French word that means it's better Lucas! Also anyone shocked he got the one with the most stuff on it? 3 meats? Farty the nigga doctor needs that! For such a glutton you'd think he could at least put two and two together go to a local mom and pop shop get a 16" pie for less than 20 and have god food plus say hes helping the small guy. He's so stupid he can't even be fat right.

Indeed. its definitely lucas's need to eat at what he thinks is the fanciest and most expensive place cause he thinks it makes him look mature and worth dating. His broke brain just doesn't understand why what he's doing is the stupidest way he could go about getting food. Nor does he recognize how much of a hypocrite he's being paying big money to places like that when he claims to hate the rich and what they represent yet brags about eating at places he thinks they would eat at. As always, everything he does is just a means to an end and he'll lie, manipulate and tell everyone what he thinks they want to hear as long as he thinks it'll get him closer to something he wants. He must be a nightmare for his wrangler to deal with when he pulls something stupid and gets himself in trouble. Just look at how he acted when he got the boot for the blackmail incident. I still don't know how they didn't call the cops on him considering what he was trying to do. He was essentially committing blackmail and attempting to extort people to get them to participate in what would have amounted to human trafficking. After all even if he'd been right about what was really going on there those women would have been customers there to buy drugs not the dealers property, so even if they wanted to give lucas what he wanted they couldn't have done so without forcing one of them into compliance. I'd have called the cops on him if I was his wrangler. Makes me think he knew how much trouble the truth would get him into and spun a very different story for his wrangler when he got in trouble

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He is back dining out again. His paychecks must be more than we thought. Eating at sit-down restaurants is expensive. I bet that pizza and those 2 Guinnesses were over $30. Guinness is the most overpriced beer out there and some artisan pizza place in the mall I'm sure charges a bunch. It may have been close to $40 after taxes and tip.

No, it's just a new month and Lucas got his tardbux. Of course, he spends it all on overpriced restaurants where he eats by himself or gets takeout.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is big mad. Somehow I doubt getting ghosted had anything to do with lucas bringing up the fact he doesn't have a car. He's ranting all kinds of looney tonight

 

[Todd Weiss]

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Lucas is big mad. Somehow I doubt getting ghosted had anything to do with lucas bringing up the fact he doesn't have a car. He's ranting all kinds of looney tonight

He'd find some way to blame it on the church, or classicism, or greed; that's just his style. The thing is — for all his kvetching — he's too cowardly to ask women out on dates. Places where he'd have to introduce himself & make small talk with females, they're avoided for that reason.

 

[WonderWino]

He'd find some way to blame it on the church, or classicism, or greed; that's just his style. The thing is — for all his kvetching — he's too cowardly to ask women out on dates. Places where he'd have to introduce himself & make small talk with females, they're avoided for that reason.

Well you certainly called that one:

For all his claims of reading the bible and understanding christianity enough to refute it he really doesn't seem to get how the whole god thing is supposed to work. There is nothing in christianity or any other religion that i'm aware of that says if you want something god or a god is supposed to prove it exists by showing up and granting it to you. So god not showing up to hand you a girlfriend doesn't prove anything one way or the other

He's also showing how incredibly narcissistic and entitled he is saying things like that. God didn't show up when I asked for a girlfriend to give me, lucas werner, a girlfriend. Therefore he can't exist! His mother doesn't show up to give him a girlfriend either when he told her he wanted one, does that mean she doesn't exist?

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Lucas's anger over tinder not going the way he expected reminded me of this old gem of his:

Since we know lucas always makes an excuse for why things don't go his way I bet mentioning the car thing had nothing to do with getting ghosted, as he talks about that constantly and probably brings it up in his profile. I wonder if he started talking like this trying to impress his match:

Looks like he's big mad at the laugh reacts and has matched with multiple bots that have not responded to his dinner offer

 

[Da Dude123]

My God, Lucas is too dumb to figure out he is talking to bots. I mean, it sometimes takes a bit to figure out. But not real long. I am glad the phantom laughers are upsetting the fat fuck. They are right to laugh at Lucas. And the cow has the nerve to ask for $10 to be his Facebook friend. Who the hell does he think he is?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If he tipped properly, he probably spent almost $50 on dinner.

Oh come on, we all know Lucas didn't tip.

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Lucas is big mad. Somehow I doubt getting ghosted had anything to do with lucas bringing up the fact he doesn't have a car. He's ranting all kinds of looney tonight

I'm very interested to know which age range Lucas has on his Tinder and what supposed "matches" he's getting.

Since we know lucas always makes an excuse for why things don't go his way I bet mentioning the car thing had nothing to do with getting ghosted, as he talks about that constantly and probably brings it up in his profile. I wonder if he started talking like this trying to impress his match:

Honestly it would be hilarious if instead of "car" it were "credit card".

I could see Lucas getting big mad when the "hot young singles seeking older daddy in your area" bots start asking for credit card info, and Lucas rages at the greedy capitalists bigots thinking they want guys with credit cards and not realizing he's clicking on bot links.

 

[WonderWino]

Oh come on, we all know Lucas didn't tip.

I can see his excuses now - i'll tip when I have a girlfriend again and why should I tip you when you won't even tell me where to meet women?! Where the party at waitress?! Why won't you hook me up with one of your friends?! Give me your friends phone number bigot!

I'm very interested to know which age range Lucas has on his Tinder and what supposed "matches" he's getting.

Probably alot lower than he'll admit to. Definitely not in the 24 - 26 range and he's definitely looking for the youngest looking ones he can find. No matter what he says these days he'd jump at the chance if he somehow met a 15 - 16 year old on tinder posing as 18+

Honestly it would be hilarious if instead of "car" it were "credit card".

I could see Lucas getting big mad when the "hot young singles seeking older daddy in your area" bots start asking for credit card info, and Lucas rages at the greedy capitalists bigots thinking they want guys with credit cards and not realizing he's clicking on bot links.

Lucas would definitely believe it, he didn't even know bots were a thing until he was explicitly told, even though any normal person would recognize that such accounts aren't real people. Hell most people would notice just from the pictures they use alone. Lucas getting a bot message in shitty broken english asking him to sign up with a credit card at some cam site or whatever to talk to her would infuriate him. You just know he'd send some looney rant to her screeching about how greedy and un bernie sanders like she is for telling him he has to use a credit card to sign up just to talk to her, not realizing its not even a real person. Then no doubt feeling vindicated by doing it when he didn't get banned, not realizing the only reason he didn't get his ass reported is it was a bot

It really has to make you wonder how lucas survived as long as he did as a hobo, even in spokane when he's so stupid and so utterly clueless he can't even recognize a bot when he got a message from one. No wonder he gets scammed so often

Though it did cross my mind that he did in fact recognize something was off about the bot responses he got. Not in a 'this is obviously not an actual person' way but in a 'theres obviously something wrong with this young woman mentally and I might be able to manipulate and take advantage of her successfully if I can get my hooks in her' kind of way. This would be a very lucas thing to do and absolutely fits with his history. Remember all those times he tried to do that to vulnerable women in the psych wards

and right back to repeating the same actions expecting different results he goes

 

[not in the cards]

"while I'm still drawing breath"

Is he finally realising his inevitable demise? Has it finally occurred to him that he's got more years behind him than he does ahead and he's got absolutely nothing he can say that he's accomplished or is proud of?

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, mooo, mooo, mooo. It's not in the cards for you, Tubby. How about you try to go down to Lower Post Street and try to get in on the age gap scene there, Lucas? You had random people on the street whisper to you "Lower Post Street". Maybe go into Jimmy Z's or the Volstead Act? Give that a try?

Is Lucas about to quit his job since he was not issued a zoomer bae?

 

[WonderWino]

Oh, mooo, mooo, mooo. It's not in the cards for you, Tubby. How about you try to go down to Lower Post Street and try to get in on the age gap scene there, Lucas? You had random people on the street whisper to you "Lower Post Street". Maybe go into Jimmy Z's or the Volstead Act? Give that a try?

Is Lucas about to quit his job since he was not issued a zoomer bae?


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His resentment toward the job is growing, as expected. He's going to get angrier and angrier the longer he goes without finding a zoomer bae until he does something stupid to get fired or quits. and of course he creates more excuses as to why he can't go out and meet a woman, as if women only exist on weekends

The fact lucas thinks part time minimum wage that he spends on stuffing his face a few times a month and buying stupid shit constitutes enough to 'keep a woman' is hilarious and shows his utter lack of understanding about money

Nothing good will come of lucas going out in public hitting on women again. That always ends badly for him one way or another

EDIT:

Looks like he's back to yelling into the void trying to lure women in with a steak and boasting about how hard he works

Bullshit. The youngest millennials are 28 which is alot higher than what lucas has demanded for years. and he is big mad about being told his obsession with little girls is not appropriate. If anyone is being ageist its lucas himself

 

[WonderWino]

That last post is a real doozy and says alot about lucas. Absolutely convinced himself of something that was blatantly false and holy shit is he trying to save face there. He hasn't learned a thing and still believes it

EDIT:

This is coming from the guy who by his own admission does not watch tv and never even turns the tv on when he has access to them cause it fucks with his head. He's mad about being seen as a bumbling idiot in something he doesn't even watch

 

[Kingfisher9000]

“Foundation is better than Dune”

Baron Harkonnen must have felt like a personal attack to Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

“Foundation is better than Dune”

Baron Harkonnen must have felt like a personal attack to Lucas.

I laughed way too hard at that. Wouldn't surprise me a bit

Uh huh. No real woman on tinder is going to call lucas handsome. No fucking way that wasn't a bot

But as usual lucas is trying to get other males to tell him how to pick up a woman

Lucas is big mad and confused by a bot messaging him and not getting a response when he started talking about meeting. Things never happen the way lucas claims they do. Even if by some bizarre chance that was a real woman lucas would have started talking creepy about what he's looking for and probably saying stuff about not believing anything people say about him and would instantly raise red flags and get ghosted. Of course he would never actually admit to this. We know what his profiles tend to look like and we've seen messages he's sent to people that would spook any normal person

and what a bizarre thing to say. Having a girlfriend is like acting? Yeah if you're a sociopath trying to manipulate her to get what you want. Acting when he goes to work? Yeah that definitely fits with lucas. He's keeping the crazy on a leash as much as he can, not that it'll do any good. He's literally outing himself directly as a manipulator who lies to everyone around him and thinks this is a normal thing to say

As always, lucas does not understand how to interact with people in the simplest ways that aren't straight up transactional with outcomes he can explicitly predict and control. No fucking way he doesn't have some degree of autism