Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AnOminous]

This coming from the same guy who compares himself to alpha silverback gorillas thinking that entitles him to teen puss puss.

If you are Lucas, you are not getting pussy, and you are NOT an alpha silverback or an alpha anything, you are an omega outcast.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm tempted to try and add him on Facebook again, but it's just tiresome. Telomerase this, government assistance that. He doesn't even orbit looksmatched e-girls. The delusion doesn't end and he gets more and more paranoid that even the most innocuous follower is a dedicated troll.

To be fair thats not exactly paranoia. Everybody that adds him is either doing it with the intention of fucking with him or watching him spiral into insanity and his inevitable downfall. Yet he's dumb enough to think its smart enough to let them if he charges for it. Shows how stupid and greedy he is. For someone who screams about how he doesn't want people watching his every move and knowing about his behavior he goes out of his way to make sure they can as long as he can get enough money out of it to stuff himself with a burrito or two for it. Its amazing how he's been able to survive as long as he has as a hobo. He'd have never survived anywhere else behaving the way he does. If the public didn't have enough of him and lock him up or deal with him his fellow hobos would have

If you are Lucas, you are not getting pussy, and you are NOT an alpha silverback or an alpha anything, you are an omega outcast

Lucas doesn't even qualify as an omega cockroach. At least they can survive on their own in pretty much every situation, lucas can't even handle a few days without the government stepping in to keep him fed and housed

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Can't fathom why huh? Gee, could it have something to do with not working for 25 years and living in a nursing home that takes all but $13 a month from you. Statements like this really show off how he tries to manipulate and gaslight people, especially ones he think aren't aware of his history

and more attempts to bribe with food. He hates women who care about status but if it means he gets teen puss puss he'll pay for high status food to bribe you into riding his MRSA fist. and of course he includes subtle hints at something cheaper....like garden salad and chicken fingers. So, he literally tried to pull a ricky there. Let that sink in

Just replace ray with a zoomer bae date and julian with the building manager for his fartbox getting pissed off lucas brought a teen home. Those were the good kind! $8! even sounds like something lucas would say

 

[Da Dude123]

Moooo!

Lots of guys who are employed, own a car, live in their own house or apartment that isn't a group home for lolcows are single, some of these guys are not fat and balding. But fat cow Lucas is so plenty good and thinks working two days a week at a near minimum wage job, the Gen Z baes should form a queue to go to Gander and Rye Grass with him.

So, gay guys touch his chest, do they? I find that hard to believe. And he keeps crying about religion.

I wonder how much longer this job will last. Tubby really thinks the ladies should be throwing their panties at him cause he has had a part time job for about a month now.

 

[WonderWino]

Moooo!

Lots of guys who are employed, own a car, live in their own house or apartment that isn't a group home for lolcows are single, some of these guys are not fat and balding. But fat cow Lucas is so plenty good and thinks working two days a week at a near minimum wage job, the Gen Z baes should form a queue to go to Gander and Rye Grass with him.

So, gay guys touch his chest, do they? I find that hard to believe. And he keeps crying about religion.

I wonder how much longer this job will last. Tubby really thinks the ladies should be throwing their panties at him cause he has had a part time job for about a month now.



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This coming from the scrub who refused to work for 25 years cause he had no problem living in shelters as long as he got his expensive EBT steak a few times a month and only got angry and frustrated enough to get a job after not having enough money to do what he wanted anymore and failing at multiple scams to get easy money out of people

and gay guys touch your chest alot do they lucas? and you like it enough to pay them to do it. Sure does put an interesting spin on the whole jason perva incident and that time he was screaming into his phone that he needed a gay guy to come down to see him in the middle of the night on a random street corner

Uh huh. That didn't happen. Lucas does not have any female friends and no woman would hug him. Nor would he tolerate anyone talking about joining a church like that, it would make him flip the fuck out just like does whenever anyone mentions religion online. Just bringing that shit up makes him wig out

Whats that thing about the average american committing 3 felonies a day without realizing it again? That aside lucas is personally guilty of at least two that the victims never reported: felony grooming of a minor and felony solicitation of child pornography. He's done the first one multiple times and the second at least once that there is proof of. Lucas is in no position to be criticizing anyone else for committing a felony. Especially considering the ones trump is accused of are a hell of alot less serious than the ones lucas is personally provably guilty of. Remember lucas, the only reason you are not rotting in a prison cell in virginia right now is because that 17 year old girl didn't report you when she should have

EDIT:

Lucas is big mad at a god he claims not to believe in again

I see lucas is starting to resent the realities of working and trying to bs people into thinking he likes it like he always does when he hates something he is forced to do. and getting his money up is a laugh, he blew it all almost as quickly as he got it, which is why he started trying to grift for paid friend requests again

Totally something a 44 year old man who isn't a pedo trying to lure little girls would say. Middle aged men do not entice actual legal aged adult women with ice cream lucas. That is something you'll only see from pedos

Thats right up there with his free candy signs. The fact he thinks this doesn't scream red flag for being a pedo speaks volumes of his low intelligence

 

[Da Dude123]

The mooo cow acts like women should be super impressed that he knows good places to get food and ice cream. So do lots of other people. Fat man lives in a group home and gets tardbux.

 

[WonderWino]

The mooo cow acts like women should be super impressed that he knows good places to get food and ice cream. So do lots of other people. Fat man lives in a group home and gets tardbux.

Which when you take into account that lucas is a pedo makes his post that much more obviously showing that he's really looking for a little girl.. Its little girls and teens that wouldn't be likely to know or have the means to get good food and ice cream, not adult women. This doesn't occur to lucas at all. It also doesn't occur to him that this isn't the 90s anymore and people can google restaurants, locations and reviews and don't need him to find good places to eat. Not that lucas knows of any good places to eat. He just waddles over to the most expensive place he can find, orders the most expensive thing on the menu and thinks he's classy and that its a good place. They're always the shittiest and overly expensive places in town. I mean its spokane, its not known for its high class dining. Lucas's idea of high end meals includes places called sushi.com and churchills ffs. If spokane had the keg he'd be proclaiming it the finest dining in the state. On that note perhaps he should cross the border for a few days and visit the lower mainland after all. He could visit the first keg restaurant....which suspiciously happens to be right next to a horse racing track, I shit you not. Though he'd probably get his ass killed there as quickly as he would have in LA.

It also implies he's trying to relive his own soothing behaviors as a chld when his mother would take him to get ice cream and then to the park when he got upset or mad about something to calm him down, and got concerned herself when that failed to work she she implied in her own posts on the matter. Sure does point to that whole lucas wanting a teen fuckmommy he can feed ice cream and shitty food and can work and take care of him now doesn't it

Lucas's motives are as transparent as a white tshirt on a giant titted bimbo at a wet tshirt contest

EDIT:

As always lucas not only expects other men to give him phone numbers and hook him up but expects the women themselves to tell him exactly how to get in their pants. Cause he's a greedy, entitled idiot and expects others to do everything for him

with a sheboon cottage cheese ass, right lucas? You're a 'leg man' cause the kinds of 'women' you really want aren't old enough to grow a decent set of tits yet and everyone knows it

How lucas sees himself:

 

[not in the cards]

Sounding more and more like Elliot Rodger again. Why are all these other guys who look like him able to get a beautiful girlfriend? Because they probably don't smell like him; as a start. Also, what's he going to do when he finds out where they hang out? Awkwardly stare at them from afar before getting permanently banned from those areas? Genius plan as always.

 

[Da Dude123]

A steak dinner? Would the steak be $65? That would be plenty good! I just don't think a date is in the cards for you, Lucas.

Loving relationship? Lucas threw a glass of Pepsi against the wall in a Mexican restaurant and then went to jail for domestic assault and also had a restraining order against him. Doesn't sound loving to me.


Also, the phantom laughers are increasing. Lucas will block every single one of them.

 

[WonderWino]

Sounding more and more like Elliot Rodger again. Why are all these other guys who look like him able to get a beautiful girlfriend? Because they probably don't smell like him; as a start. Also, what's he going to do when he finds out where they hang out? Awkwardly stare at them from afar before getting permanently banned from those areas? Genius plan as always.View attachment 6116379

Somehow I doubt there are many guys who look like him waddling around spokane with the kind of women lucas wants and if by chance he did come across one i'd bet money on it being a sugar daddy situation. a very desperate sugar daddy situation

He's also clearly cycled back to his usual wheres the party at bigots? demands. Just wording it a different way to try to get peoples cooperation

A steak dinner? Would the steak be $65? That would be plenty good!

Just checked out the menu for churchills in spokane. Tsk tsk, lucas's long craved and bragged about new york strip and porterhouse steaks have jumped up in price quite a bit cause of inflation and covid and all that. strip is now $79 and oh boy his porterhouse is now $110

Perhaps his date should fuck with him by ordering the seafood tower. Its $150. and then when it arrives ask for a to go box, call him a creep and leave with the meal. He'd be big big mad over a zoomer bae doing that and wasting his precious pay he had to work his ass off for that could have been used to stuff his own face with seafood instead. and holy shit at that price without even including an actual lobster tail. Absolute ripoff

and holy shit, this place is designed for idiots like lucas who don't know what fine dining is supposed to be and are easy to rip off. Look at the picture of the restaurant in the menu. Lucas would think that was the fanciest shit ever, and the prices for the cheapest shit are absurd - duroc pork rib chop: A single double-cut, frenched Rib Chop (14-16 oz) with Brandy Mushrooms and a rich Demi-Glace. $48. $48 fucking dollars for a pork chop with some mushrooms. No doubt he used to see himself as hobo king shit when he was eating here. Can you imagine that screenshot of the restaurant with lucas sitting there, unwashed in his batman pantaloons and a bizarre shirt, eyefucking every woman in the room? No fucking wonder he got banned

Loving relationship? Lucas threw a glass of Pepsi against the wall in a Mexican restaurant and then went to jail for domestic assault and also had a restraining order against him. Doesn't sound loving to me.

Yeah exactly. Lucas is trying to bs his past again. He goes out of his way to paint a blatantly false narrative that tries to hide the fact that he has a history of domestic abuse and then gets pissy when people see that, know better and point out he's deliberately lying. Then he gets real angry about it. Literally every response and behavior one should expect from a domestic abuser

Also, the phantom laughers are increasing. Lucas will block every single one of them.

Somehow i'm not surprised. He really hates it when people do that. I wonder what he'd do if everybody on his friends list just suddenly started responding with nothing but laugh emotes. Probably ban everybody in a manic fervor and then scream into the void about it

and I like how he brags that zoomer baes could be eating steak with him if they were his girl....but it never seems to occur to them they could be eating it themselves without having to put up with him. I mean even the average working teenager in highschool makes more money than he does

LOL lucas is quoting kurt vonnegut of all people to promote his own hatred of christianity? Lets look at that guys history for a moment.....

Vonnegut did not, however, disdain those who seek the comfort of religion, hailing church associations as a type of extended family.[119] He occasionally attended a Unitarian church, but with little consistency. In his autobiographical work Palm Sunday, Vonnegut says that he is a "Christ-worshipping agnostic".[120] During a speech to the Unitarian Universalist Association, he called himself a "Christ-loving atheist". However, he was keen to stress that he was not a Christian.[121]

Vonnegut was an admirer of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, particularly the Beatitudes, and incorporated it into his own doctrines.[122] He also referred to it in many of his works.[123] In his 1991 book Fates Worse than Death, Vonnegut suggests that during the Reagan administration, "anything that sounded like the Sermon on the Mount was socialistic or communistic, and therefore anti-American".[124] In Palm Sunday, he wrote that "the Sermon on the Mount suggests a mercifulness that can never waver or fade".[124] However, Vonnegut had a deep dislike for certain aspects of Christianity, often reminding his readers of the bloody history of the Crusades and other religion-inspired violence. He despised the televangelists of the late 20th century, feeling that their thinking was narrow-minded.[125]

In other words the opposite of what lucas is trying to use his words to promote. Lucas even quotes the very thing he actually admired and tries to claim the opposite. As usual lucas reads shit and doesn't understand what he's reading and then tries to twist it to fit his own agenda

More anti trump lunacy

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Looks like lucas doesn't like the mormons either. Come to think of it I bet he has a special hatred for mormons over other christian groups cause of the whole polyamory thing. We all know how much that pisses lucas off, and probably reinforces his delusions that everyone around him is swooping half a dozen zoomer baes. I wonder how long it'll be before lucas starts putting the two together and claiming spokane is some kind of mormon mecca and every flatbill he imagines seeing in the street is a mormon swooping all the zoomer baes from him

I also wonder if he'll try to go to a mormon service or two like he did with the other churches to try to pick up women, assuming he can get in on the action easier if they're all poly. It'll go over about as well as his fetlife adventure did i'm sure

and of course he's now realizing that his 'brilliant' plan of getting a job isn't working out the way he expected because the moment he started getting his min wage part time pay the zoomer baes didn't pop out of the woodwork and rush him like in an axe commercial. So he twists it around in his head and makes it about the christians and convinces himself the zoomers are all christians and want someone with even more money than lucas has. How un christian and un socialist of them, right lucas? Bernie sanders upon them right? What happened to all that bragging about your parents being millionaires and your inheritance of the elk kingdom lucas? You didn't have a problem with using money to attract women when you thought it would work for you

 

[TractorGirl]

Can you imagine that screenshot of the restaurant with lucas sitting there, unwashed in his batman pantaloons and a bizarre shirt, eyefucking every woman in the room?

I can’t imagine he’d have any table manners either. Imagine trying to eat with that stinking hobo chewing with his mouth open.

 

[neutral grandpa]

any word on what lucas' job is or how many hours he actually does work?

 

[WonderWino]

More shit lucas made up. Lucas despises gays, they freak him out. He only has anything to do with them when he thinks they can benefit him in some way. Like that incident where he was screaming into his phone that he needed a gay guy to come down and meet him on the street corner in the middle of the night, while crying and claiming the gay guy could somehow get him a woman. As I recall he was committed to the looney bin for awhile after that incident. After being sedated in the street and was caught on video being hauled off the pavement into a stretcher and ambulance to get locked up again

That aside, how exactly is a gay guy going to help you with women lucas? They're gay. They aren't interested in women and wouldn't know how to get one. Your latent homosexuality is showing lucas

and what the fuck is he going on about the little rascals for? Thats a kids movie. Why are you watching a movie about a bunch of little kids lucas? and why are you talking about little kids 'getting the girls' when everybody involved is like 7 or 8? Thats straight up pedo talk. No normal adult watches the little rascals and fixates on the stuff you're talking about. That screams pedo

Fuck off lucas, religion had nothing to do with what that looney cunt did. Among other things she was psychotic and is a literal schizophrenic who heard voices telling her things and telling her to do things. You should know all about that lucas, you and your voices on the wind that tell you what people are thinking and how they'll respond to you. YOU are schizophrenic, you're in no position to criticize her for hearing what she thought was the voice of god when you're just as mental as her. She killed kids, you try to molest and rape them

He just orders whatever is the most expensive thing on the menu cause he thinks thats impressive and assumes it means its the best

I see he's creeping around sushi.com again. Not that you can call that garbage sushi. Unsurprisingly he orders the garbage american slop covered in disgusting sweet sauces and thinks he's eating actual sushi. He's literally buying the most americanized garbage possible and bragging about it. Mr diabetic always has to find the fattiest or most sugar loaded thing he can get his hands on to soothe him

Also serious case of psycho eyes going on there

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Uh oh. Lucas is getting into the booze again:

Says the guy who is acting like a fool posting that and who acts dumb as shit on a regular basis

Didn't take much booze to get him posting looney shit again. More math sentient species nonsense and bizarre observations about yeast

lolwut? The beer must be getting to him. We've seen how lucas cooks his steak many, many times. He slathers it in every sauce and spice known to man and then burns the ever loving shit out of it until its literally black and you can hear it crunch when he tries to cut it. Don't even get me started with what he did to that poor steak in the toaster oven at the shelter. and he does even worse to roasts

Medium to medium rare my ass

and to answer his question I like mine as rare as rare gets. Hell my dog prefers her beef cooked longer than I do

 

[Bassomatic]

One thing that doesn't seem to be mentioned a lot because there's so much other stuff to laugh at, debate and discuss is how incredibly sexist Lucas is. Like all incels he hates women.

Aside his food obsession blending with dates he has this assumption that women are inept in feeding themselves. Mrs basso perhaps, I've seen that girl struggle with making a ham sandwich, seriously 12 fire trucks and 3 downed aircraft later she still couldn't figure how to get even spread of mustard.

Being homeless and in loony bins etc his entire adult life he really has no clue about how society works. I think also he feigns ignorance to protect his ego. The idea a woman has a job makes money spends it on a meal would anger him. Because his bait is useless. Having even less to offer a woman probably stresses him out and we all know no pretzel in Spokane is safe when Wern is upset.

It's always interesting these made up stories he has and with that much creativity you'd think his writing or games wouldn't suck so badly. Kinda funny he can make up stories about a fictional person and their religious changes but, can't use it for anything productive or happy his little stories are some kinda weird ego boost attempt. Problem is everyone knows he's lying so no one read that and goes wow what a swell friend you are. It actually makes him come off as mentally ill to just lie like that and invent people.

One thing also I find funny as he talks about seeing men like him with girls he wants that's a red flag he's seeing dad's with daughters and he sexualizes this. Irony Lucas is why a father has to escort his 14 year old around. Spoankes freak is everything girls are told to watch out for.

I really don't think he sees people like him, Spokane isn't the worst place but it's not the nicest. I do think it's not got an entire collection of waddling 300+ lb balding middle age men wearing pajamas in public.

Even in his little woe is me rant about being single the "I won't stop talking about it" line should stick out. That's a threat, a man who's a domestic abuser is making threats about women. Really writes it self doesn't it?

I'm actually pissed off he even mentioned Vonnegut. Thankfully @WonderWino already covered that.

My God he looks so dirty and gross in that sushi picture. The beard looks like ass hair roughly taped on a face. That top lip being covered by beard is flat out gross. Not a shock Lucas takes the "if I grow a beard I don't have to shave" path because we know he's not into hygiene. As we saw to his ex had to shave him.

To be fair in his defense he's probably so pilled up he's got tremors in his hands making working with a razor a dicey situation.

Like other incels they see life and women in this very RPG like way. He has a job so he's got a prerequisite out of the way. So where is woman !?!?!?! He even a job was to buy more food and get a date. Nothing about self fulfillment, moving out on his own just trying to get more calories and some puss puss.

It's the end of pride month so I assume Lucas thinks he can impress a girl by simping for fags. Lucas really does have some nightmare tier sexuality. If he ever was truthful to anyone about his entire sex life and history I bet it would read worse than most serial killers.

He's definitely done gay shit before and I think it's probably why he gets so mad, he didn't hate it as much as he "should" and he's clearly a pedophile but focused on girls. Granted in my view pedophiles do have a hetero/homo focus as well I tend to think it's its own sick thing and the boy/girl thing is more preferred but it's the child factor. What I'm saying since that probably came out all retarded was if you gave Lucas or other pedos the other sex kid they would not turn it down. I really do think Lucas would molest a young boy just as much as he would a young girl.

But yeah dudes entire sex life was sucking a dick. He wants a woman to be a fuck mommy. I at times wonder if we could even call him bi etc he's just into dudes and kids. He wants a girl not for the vagina (he says that to come off straight and manly) but to replace Myrna and give him a new punching bag let's not forget the free room and board he expects from a S.O. I think a lot of his sexual stuff comes from his anger problems. I know basic Freud stuff but even if a girl likes booty play, no one wants an entire fist there it's just going to cause pain. Lucas is down for that.

Even thinking of that makes me feel very good he will never be near a child.

Do gotta say I do love the phantom laughter. He's not the only cow this happens to but it really is funny and Lucas with his lack of social skills and mental illness this has to really get to him. Something about how simple it is and how tot for no effort confuses and enraged the beast.

The yeast rambling is pure lunacy and it shows he'll think he can be clever when misunderstanding science and try to start a convo off his loony shut. Lucas would like being a yeast eat non stop then die fat and happy.

Funny enough I think the entire threads population here has less bans than Lucas does from bars.

 

[WonderWino]

Being homeless and in loony bins etc his entire adult life he really has no clue about how society works. I think also he feigns ignorance to protect his ego. The idea a woman has a job makes money spends it on a meal would anger him. Because his bait is useless. Having even less to offer a woman probably stresses him out and we all know no pretzel in Spokane is safe when Wern is upset.

Indeed, it pisses him off to no end i'm sure. He has barely anything to try to bribe them with and what he does have most women have more of. Though His baiting attempts are likely aimed at teen girls young enough to not have money, which fits with his pedo behavior and the kind of baiting he uses. Don't forget the free candy, free chips and free soda traps of his past. You don't bait an adult woman with candy an soda. Hell you don't bait an older teen with it, they'd want alcohol and weed most likely. He gives his real intentions away far more than he's ever realized. Which is one of the reasons he gets infuriated when people point out hes doing pedo shit - cause he racks his brain to the best of his ability and can't see how anyone was able to figure it out

One thing also I find funny as he talks about seeing men like him with girls he wants that's a red flag he's seeing dad's with daughters and he sexualizes this. Irony Lucas is why a father has to escort his 14 year old around. Spoankes freak is everything girls are told to watch out for.

I really don't think he sees people like him, Spokane isn't the worst place but it's not the nicest. I do think it's not got an entire collection of waddling 300+ lb balding middle age men wearing pajamas in public.

Yeah he doesn't understand how groups function at all. He projects when he wants to on them. Group of friends that happens to include a woman sitting around in the quads? They're all fucking her. Group happens to include several women in it? They're greeeeedy flatbills hoarding the women and fucking them all. Dad sitting in a restaurant with his daughter having lunch? He's a greybeard and fucking her. Its an age gap relationship and totally proves everything lucas says is right. He must have gotten that information from lucas. Makes me wonder what goes through his head if he sees a woman and her daughter in the same situation. Lesbians? If he saw somebody he wanted and thought they were a dyke he'd probably be even angrier

I really don't think he sees people like him, Spokane isn't the worst place but it's not the nicest. I do think it's not got an entire collection of waddling 300+ lb balding middle age men wearing pajamas in public.

Even in his little woe is me rant about being single the "I won't stop talking about it" line should stick out. That's a threat, a man who's a domestic abuser is making threats about women. Really writes it self doesn't it?

There might be the occasional one similar to lucas. At least in appearance. Places where druggies and nutjobs congregate usually have at least a couple. When I was a kid I remember seeing one near hastings in vancouver that was like a more braindead version of lucas. Homeless guy, wore those grey long johns and a ratty old torn up ww2 bomber jacket that he must have picked up at the salvation army or something. Used to walk up to the entrance to playland all the time and try to draw and write things on one of the signs outside in his own shit then mumble to himself and walk away. People barely even noticed it. Looked alot like lucas though

and yeah its domestic abuser behavior, which isn't doing his 'i'll be calm when I have a girlfriend' nonsense any favors. I don't get how he even expects others to take that. I mean going by that statement it sounds like he deliberately goes off at people and acts looney to get attention and to neg women into getting pissed off enough to date him to shut him up. That isn't a good look. Nobody looks at a crazy violent person acting crazy and says 'if I date him he'll calm down' even battered wife fixer types aren't quite that insane

My God he looks so dirty and gross in that sushi picture. The beard looks like ass hair roughly taped on a face. That top lip being covered by beard is flat out gross. Not a shock Lucas takes the "if I grow a beard I don't have to shave" path because we know he's not into hygiene. As we saw to his ex had to shave him.

To be fair in his defense he's probably so pilled up he's got tremors in his hands making working with a razor a dicey situation.

Thats what electric razors are for. I wouldn't trust him with an actual razor even if he wasn't shaking like a jem'hadar off the white. and yeah he definitely looks full filthy hobo in the sushi pic. Imagine what the staff must think when he waddles in and starts taking pictures of himself eating like that

Like other incels they see life and women in this very RPG like way. He has a job so he's got a prerequisite out of the way. So where is woman !?!?!?! He even a job was to buy more food and get a date. Nothing about self fulfillment, moving out on his own just trying to get more calories and some puss puss.

Yeah definitely. He thinks if he hands a zoomer bae a particular food item and passes a speech check he'll get between her legs and get an instant girlfriend. Now that isn't to say there aren't plenty of women that does actually apply to, the world is full of easy trashy skanks but nobody lucas would have the opportunity to associate with. and even those types wouldn't likely go for it as he has nothing to offer and is a walking red flag for being a psycho liable to harm them

It's the end of pride month so I assume Lucas thinks he can impress a girl by simping for fags. Lucas really does have some nightmare tier sexuality. If he ever was truthful to anyone about his entire sex life and history I bet it would read worse than most serial killers.

He's definitely done gay shit before and I think it's probably why he gets so mad, he didn't hate it as much as he "should" and he's clearly a pedophile but focused on girls. Granted in my view pedophiles do have a hetero/homo focus as well I tend to think it's its own sick thing and the boy/girl thing is more preferred but it's the child factor. What I'm saying since that probably came out all retarded was if you gave Lucas or other pedos the other sex kid they would not turn it down. I really do think Lucas would molest a young boy just as much as he would a young girl.

Yeah for all the stuff we do know lucas is into even he has the sense to hide the really fucked up stuff. But its definitely there. He's hinted at things before. I'd say he's sadistic, into things involving shit, some weird stuff involving food and sex, possibly even vore kind of stuff. God help anyone who opens one of those japanese restaurants where you eat sushi off womens naked bodies in spokane. Lucas would be all over that and you just know it wouldn't end well. I also suspect if he were free to do anything he wanted without consequence he'd do seriously abusive and degrading shit to a woman and get off on it in a big way, especially if she were a teen. I also highly suspect his family knows this. As for the gay stuff he's definitely done gay shit. Probably sucked cock and wasn't as put off as he thought he'd be and i'd bet anything tried to take it up the ass at least once but it hurt or went a way he didn't expect and it freaked him out, which is why he gets so spazzy about anything ass related even when its hetero and common. Plenty of guys don't like their asses messed with but lucas gets outright spazzy about it, there has to be a reason for that

Do gotta say I do love the phantom laughter. He's not the only cow this happens to but it really is funny and Lucas with his lack of social skills and mental illness this has to really get to him. Something about how simple it is and how tot for no effort confuses and enraged the beast.

The yeast rambling is pure lunacy and it shows he'll think he can be clever when misunderstanding science and try to start a convo off his loony shut. Lucas would like being a yeast eat non stop then die fat and happy.

I wonder what lucas would do if somehow everybody just started responding and reacting to his posts with noting but laughing emotes. Probably drive him mental. Mr PhD age gap breeding scientist and physics expert can't even understand an emote that a 5 year old would. Lucas must get all kinds of angry when people laugh at him irl. Probably makes him realize he's stupid and that nobody will take him seriously and it enrages him. The yeast stuff was just a weird thing for him to say all around. Though if he were a yeast he'd end up used in some poor housewifes bread and lucas being incompetent at everything the bread wouldn't rise at all and be ruined

He must have some seriously rancid shits after eating a combo of garlic aoli and dill ranch

So he says he's buying this shirt. Oh yeah, that'll make him look totally less crazy walking around town. I'm disappointed it wasn't the card shirt. Maybe next time. and that jesus gibberish makes absolutely no sense at all

Apparently lucas likes carrots that are boiled to practically mush and soaked in butter and thyme

EDIT: also just noticed that he is clearly at the dining room at mallon place eating those carrots. Note the table and what looks like part of someones walker that got caught in frame when he took the shot. So lucas is still pulling the shit he did as a hobo - going eating what he could get from his shelter then hitting up the other shelters for food right after. No doubt he ate in the dining room and then ate some of his own food and probably considered ordering something online not long after

Let that sink in. Lucas takes the time to waddle over to the actual nursing home area and eat the food meant for seniors instead of living off his own food like he's supposed to now that hes a resident in his own fartbox housing and not a patient. I bet nobody is impressed with that

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently lucas likes carrots that are boiled to practically mush and soaked in butter and thyme

Seriously this is about the least insane and shitty thing I've seen him eat that he didn't get by blowing his entire welfare check on Clinkerfaggot.

 

[WonderWino]

Seriously this is about the least insane and shitty thing I've seen him eat that he didn't get by blowing his entire welfare check on Clinkerfaggot.

Yeah, which is probably the highest praise low tier nursing home food has ever received when you think about it. Says alot about lucas that just about the only food he eats that isn't an abomination no normal person would touch is food someone else made for him

That said, given lucas is living in a nursing home, if you replace grandpa with lucas it applies to lucas hilariously well:

EDIT:

Ooooh boy. and the award for best attempt at making yourself look like an incel of the year goes to.....

He actually thinks not only that game but that picture will impress zoomer baes and get them to want to date him. I know he's stupid but jesus fucking christ even for lucas this is a bad look. Not to mention he's just asking to get that pic photoshopped to replace HeroClix with incel. Incel starter set 2024 sounds just about right for that pic. Best part is he doesn't even see that shit coming but will be big mad if it happens

Apparently it costs $40 US:

Suit up and take the first step on your heroic adventure with the DC HeroClix: Starter Set 2024!

There is no better place to start your HeroClix journey! This starter set features four detailed, ready-to-play, pre-painted figures of some of the most popular DC Characters: Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman and Harley Quinn! Each character comes with two different levels of gameplay to guide players through their first few matches as their team becomes more powerful. With multiple gameplay scenarios, enjoy hours of action-packed excitement as you battle across your tabletop!


Everything you need to get started with HeroClix comes together in this kit making this the perfect place to begin to write your own heroic story!



This set contains:

• 4 Premium Painted Figures
• 8 Character Cards
• 8 Map Tiles
• 2 All-New Dice
• 2 Token Sheets
• 1 Powers and Abilities Card
• 1 Starter Rulebook

Thats not very much of anything for $40 and doesn't seem like enough to play a game with anyone. Lucas will waste his money on it. Read the rulebook and then rip off the stuff it says in it wholesale to make his own schizo version and use the same cards with stuff written on them with markers like he did the last time and the kit will end up forgotten in the closet afterwards

That looks disgusting. Him and the pizza. Who the fuck puts spicy honey on a pizza? No doubt lucas saw it and figured it would impress the zoomer baes. He's got a serious jeff sokol pose going on there

Lucas has never read that shit in his life. His expression alone tells you that. and holy shit does he look terrible in those pics

Uh oh. Lucas is creeping around the park again, trying to set up one of his traps. This time instead of a board game its him sitting there reading something he considers 'intellectual' believing it will catch zoomers attention and they'll come up and talk to him about it. Also he's trying to read with sunglasses on

Not surprising in the least he'd start creeping around his usual hunting grounds like the predator he is the moment he got money in his pocket and something to use as bait. I wonder how long it'll take before he gets banned from the park again

 

[VoidFace]

Sounding more and more like Elliot Rodger again. Why are all these other guys who look like him able to get a beautiful girlfriend? Because they probably don't smell like him; as a start. Also, what's he going to do when he finds out where they hang out? Awkwardly stare at them from afar before getting permanently banned from those areas? Genius plan as always.View attachment 6116379

The mooing is all the same shit he has screamed about in videos for years, like verbatim, but still he isn't cranking out videos for some reason. That to me is so odd, especially given his narcissistic need for attention.

 

[not in the cards]

The mooing is all the same shit he has screamed about in videos for years, like verbatim, but still he isn't cranking out videos for some reason. That to me is so odd, especially given his narcissistic need for attention.

What if he can't waddle around the streets like he used to and is stuck at home but is too afraid of someone catching him in the act of filming his lunacy?

 

[WonderWino]

The mooing is all the same shit he has screamed about in videos for years, like verbatim, but still he isn't cranking out videos for some reason. That to me is so odd, especially given his narcissistic need for attention.

I wonder if this is some kind of rare glimmer of self awareness from lucas. As in he's a bit spooked from the idea of doing his usual videos cause he knows when he gets started he goes full stream of consciousness, rambles and spouts off whatever is going through his swiss cheese brain at the time and recognizes on some tiny level that in that situation he might say or imply something that would give people enough clues about where he's working to figure out where it is, which would inevitably lead to somebody warning his employer about his history and lucas getting shitcanned in ten seconds flat as a liability. As much as lucas hates having to work he does want the money, doesn't want to lose it like that and knows its very unlikely he'd get another chance at a job after word got around as to why he got fired under those circumstances

Lucas has displayed this kind of cageyness on rare occasions before, usually in regards to where he is living when he gets a new place (he did it with mallon place in particular for as long as he could keep up the bs for) and when he thinks he has an actual legit zoomer on the hook that he seriously intends to meet and doesn't want anyone sussing her out and warning her about him

 

[Bassomatic]

So did anyone else notice that carrot picture is definitely same table as we've seen in his group home? Also lmao walker in the background can see the wheel. So if he's flexing his retard home slop id say that paycheck is GONE.

Also I bet those baby carrots were just dethawed in a microwave an served to the old fucks. Probably nice and soft for the denture and no teeth crowd Lucas is shacking up with.

Next time we get a zoomie girl troll she should really get Lucas into a tizzy and mention she's into pegging. Yeah, I think both something weird happened and Lucas tries to act "super straight" by really going against male butt play, something people debate enough as is but for him he thinks acting like a sperg an super grossed out will prove hes not a faggot or something. What ever happened with Lucas booty wasn't with a girl anyways.

That shirt cracks me up for a lot of reasons. Probably the best part is the tag line life of the party. One of the most vexing questions Lucas has is wheres the party at? Wearing that even as lounge or shopping wear is off to say the least. If you wanted to wear it, yeah at a pool party everyone sees it knows youre sane (hence invited to party) laughs and everyone puts on bathing suits. Would I rock it? Nah but if I saw it at a party I'd probably give a high five for the lulz.

Hot honey is a thing on pizza now, I've seen it on a lot of YouTube and food TV. I've yet to try it but I think it's just a trend doubt it'll be a thing in a few years. Ofc Lucas has to load his pizza up. I'm actually impressed how much he's spending guess the check was bigger than we thought.

There is no way on God's green earth Lucas will manage to read these books. Not only is he lazy and dumb he's prone to manic sprees and image. You're correct that he will sit at the park sneak a comic book (baby gap catalogue) under it and try to be smart in the park.

Reading is like the most antisocial thing you can do you need to focus have quiet etc. Not saying readers are anti social people, book clubs exist etc. It's just one thing people do to be alone. Even if I saw someone who didn't look gross and crazy reading my favorite books I'd smile and move on. You don't want to ruin the flow and enjoyment for them. Or is he going to carry them around hoping the strike up a convo like how college kids see another geology book and ask how they like professor Drupe or are they also covering lava based rocks. It's the later he will hope someone comes up to him as his big stinking carcass bakes in the sun that a zoomer bae also likes sci fi and thinks going up to a unbathed weirdo is a good idea

Much like I as a hunter feel trappers are lazy fucks Lucas leaves traps for a reason. (With due respect to property protection and dudes in 1700s)

Dunno what hero clix us and definitely looks geared to kids. I don't care enough to Google it seeing it's literally Chinese plastic marvel shit. Funny Mr anti consumer is buying the cause of climate change cheap unsafely made plastics shipped over in leaking ctainer ships. Branded to a megacorp. I'm sure it'd also above the brain power for the homie Jamie(pussy slayer esq).

Nothing good can come from a fat bum sitting in the park with books he can't read and kids toys. The best part now he has a pay check r will do that sitting around gorging himself since his plan won't work and he will need a cope (food)

4 rock stars 2 family bags of cheese doodles later he will flip his shit when some girl laughs walking by. Him being unaware she's watching YouTube, takes it personal and starts screaming he's Dr nigga like he needs to date Greta but black girls are on too and unless your a trump fan you'll move into his rest home and cut your pinky off. Do as he commands Lord of the elk Kingdom has spoken.

The men with the butterfly nets surly do
n't get paid enough.