Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[often puzzled]

I hate Tootie, and I hate hearing Alex scream TWEEETIEEE. And she gave Ari that nickname because she was apparently gassy when she was a baby. The entire internet did not need to know that. This poor child will never have any privacy at all.

This is an Instagram backlog. There were a ton of selfies in particular that I didn't bother to save-- just picture Alex half-naked and filtered to oblivion, and you've got it. She also posted a ton of Ari content and remembered that Ari's Instagram existed, so that's been updated.

Spoiler: some relevant selfies

Posting this one just so everyone can share a WTF moment regarding that . . . top? Shirt? Bra? Bikini?



Topless and filtered.

I mentioned a few posts back that Cairo wasn't around. Others must have noticed, because Alex has finally admitted she left her dog with Noah's parents:



"where my dog is Cairo!"

Recall that Hannah said Cairo wasn't being properly taken care of and that, in particular, he didn't go out enough. To me, this lends credence to that particular claim.

After announcing that she was 8 days sober, Alex apparently went live on TikTok and was sloshed:



It must have been bad. I didn't see it because I don't have TikTok, and lives don't save for later viewing on desktop. Announcing your are sober and then immediately getting publicly drunk is very much the kind of thing that will make people think you have a problem. This supports Hannah's claim that Alex has a drinking problem, but I'm not sure that was a secret to begin with.

Spoiler: a few Ari photos

She appears to be back with Noah. I mean, she still claims it's just co-parenting, but that's not the impression any sane person will get.

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Photos of Noah with Ari (whose outfit is . . . I don't even know, man) under spoiler. Trigger warning for shirtless Florida man.

Spoiler: Noah with Ari

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[everybody in Portugal]

What the fuck is going on with her chin, particularly in the dancing video and the picture of the three of them together? She's got a Wicked Witch of the West thing goin' on there...

 

[Gerbgerb]

Someone managed to record some of her drunk Tiktok live and upload it to youtube, it's pretty fucking obvious she's drunk off her mismatched tits. Her eyes are bloodshot (which she claims in the video is because "blue eyes get irritated so easily!") and we get to see her attempt to choke down Mac and cheese.

The thing that gets me though is how flippant she is. She makes this big song and dance about being sober and then laughs about getting shitfaced on the internet a few days later. Relapsing is so quirky and fun lol!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I know Hannah ended up being kind of cow-ish but she didn't really say anything that wasn't believable. Alex always outs herself eventually. I'm happy Cairo is back to the Smith's where he can be taken care of and enjoy himself. I don't think Noah and Alex are good for each other but Ari obviously adores him and she's getting so mobile, there needs to be someone there with her 24/7 other than Alex, who can't do shit.

 

[often puzzled]

Someone managed to record some of her drunk Tiktok live and upload it to youtube, it's pretty fucking obvious she's drunk off her mismatched tits. Her eyes are bloodshot (which she claims in the video is because "blue eyes get irritated so easily!") and we get to see her attempt to choke down Mac and cheese.

Looks like the Reddit gorls successfully grabbed it!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Noah's shorts in this are quite something, and Alex is utterly toasted.

*** LOCAL ARCHIVES PENDING if site will cooperate

It's this channel that catches and uploads at least some of her TikTok lives-- I think it's maybe a Reddit mod? Whoever they are, hats off to them for grabbing this stuff.

LOCAL ARCHIVE OF PART 1:

LOCAL ARCHIVE OF PART 2:

Per the Reddit post, this all went down at about 2:30 AM, and even her supporters were expressing concern.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Looks like the Reddit gorls successfully grabbed it!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Noah's shorts in this are quite something, and Alex is utterly toasted.

*** LOCAL ARCHIVES PENDING if site will cooperate

It's this channel that catches and uploads at least some of her TikTok lives-- I think it's maybe a Reddit mod? Whoever they are, hats off to them for grabbing this stuff.

LOCAL ARCHIVE OF PART 1:

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LOCAL ARCHIVE OF PART 2:

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Per the Reddit post, this all went down at about 2:30 AM, and even her supporters were expressing concern.

Daaaaaamn! She's slurring so badly I can barely understand a word she says. It was pretty funny to watch her try to comb her hair though.

 

[Dead Wife]

There was a close up of under her nail right at the end there, the yellow crust under that thing. Fucking gross.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

What the fuck is going on with her chin, particularly in the dancing video and the picture of the three of them together? She's got a Wicked Witch of the West thing goin' on there...

It's actually quite incredible to me that Ari is such a cute little munchkin when both of her parents are so hideous unattractive. Ari won the genetic lottery for sure.

 

[Barbarella]

Ari is absolutely gorgeous. She can’t take a bad pic, it seems. I have two gorgeous munchkins too but all I ever get is the back of their heads!

Alex’s swallowing is so bad. It took her a lot of disgusting tries to get half a noodle down. She better start considering a feeding tube because getting all her calories from booze is not going to keep that wrecked body going.

 

[Terfatron]

I love the mom in the comments saying her "AnXiEtY iS ThrOuGh the RoOoF" because they're on a rooftop teras because what about earthquakes but fails to mention the kid in need of a sun hat.

Reddit moms are so fucking weird.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex dump. This one features an upside-down shirt, a Q&A, Ari with her favorite person, and an unfortunate makeup look.

POST IN PROGRESS WHILE I TRY TO GET IMAGES TO ATTACH-- WILL STRIKETHROUGH THIS MESSAGE WHEN POST IS DONE

I have more stuff, but I'll just do a separate post later so I don't have to fight the site.

First up: a series of photos of Ari with Noah. Noah really needs to get his shit together, because Ari adores him.

Spoiler: Ari with Noah

Then we have Alex's special July 4th makeup look. Of note: her shirt (if "shirt" is the right word) is upside-down-- I went back and looked at the previous photos to be sure. The hearts are upside-down in these latest photos.

Spoiler: makeup

Pores as big as her nostrils.



Still filtered-- you can tell because her dead tooth in front is only sem-gray.

NOAH WATCH: present, shirtless, but totally not dating Alex, for real, guys. Still resharing lots of mental health stuff on his Instagram stories.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

First up: a series of photos of Ari with Noah. Noah really needs to get his shit together, because Ari adores him.

Spoiler: Ari with Noah

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Ari always looks so much happier with Noah than with Alex. It would be so much better for everyone if he just cut Alex out of his life, took Ari, and went back to his parents.

Noah, if you're reading this (you were at some point), there is no shame in asking for help. There is no shame in going to your parents for guidance. Letting Ari grow up surrounded by family would be a good thing.

 

[often puzzled]

Ari always looks so much happier with Noah than with Alex. It would be so much better for everyone if he just cut Alex out of his life, took Ari, and went back to his parents.

I agree. He and Alex are always going to be bad for each other. He's got drug problems, and she's got an alcohol problem-- there's no way anything good can come of this. Every time they get back together, he ends up relapsing, and she ends up drunk. If they wanted to continue having a publicly-messy relationship, then they shouldn't have brought a child into it.

Poor Ari with her feet shoved into too-small shoes:



Q&A announcement, ft. shirtless Florida Man:

Spoiler: Q&A

Uh . . . does Alex know what homesteading means?

Not sure who that dog is-- maybe one of the Smith family's dogs? They have several, and that doesn't look like Alex's apartment.





She looks like a deformed rabbit nibbling at food, and the shirt (or whatever) is still upside-down:

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

How does this wretch not yet know her daughter's clothing and shoe sizes? Ah, because she's not the one doing the regular buying, because the kid isn't staying there.
The last photo really shows her at her best. Inappropriately clothed drunken hag about to choke on the solid food she insists on forcing down. Classy stuff.

 

[Trombonista]

"Before the fireworks, asked me anything!"

I see she got drunk in advance.

 

[Breadbear]

Noah needs to grab Ari and walk up a flight of stairs, Goddamn.

 

[often puzzled]

More from Alex. She reveals that Ari went on a family vacation (presumably with the Smiths?) for the July 4th holiday. She stayed at her place and watched the fireworks from the roof. There were a bunch of stories that featured her talking about makeup and skincare, and I didn't save those. If anyone actually is interested, I think they'll be up a few more hours, and I can grab them. They really weren't interesting, though, and I did not enjoy listening to her squawk about body glitter.

She posted a ton of selfies. Here's a representative one:



Pretty sure that's Salina's hand holding up the lip product:



In one video, we were able to see that the outlets at the apartment still aren't childproofed:



She said she'd received a lot of pictures of Ari on holiday and posted this:



She talked a bit about accessibility (see videos below) and shared this photo:



There's a clacking noise in the background of all of these videos. No idea what it is, but it persisted through all of them.

Spoiler: talking about Ari being away

She did polls a little while back, asking people what they wanted to see more of. The answer was pretty overwhelming disability content, but she hadn't actually posted any. Yesterday, though, she seemed bored and did post these stories talking about disability content.

Spoiler: how she throws things away

She spoke briefly about the usefulness of Alexa.

Spoiler: Alex and Alexa

She talked at some length about carrying a comb and how difficult it is to get hair out of her face. She shared that, when she was younger, the flyaway hairs bothered her so much that she actually yanked them out completely.

Spoiler: Alex's comb and flyaways

NOAH WATCH: honestly, I'm not sure. I originally thought he was with her on the fourth, but then she mentioned Ari being away with family. It's possible that Noah wasn't with the rest of his family, but it's also possible that she recycled a photo of them together when she posted him on the fourth. I think, though, that she was dressed for the fourth in that photo and had on the unfortunate eye makeup look that she was sporting that day-- so Ari may have been away with his family, without him? Hard to tell.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

She said she'd received a lot of pictures of Ari on holiday and posted this:

Here's hoping Ari fulfilled her duty of falling asleep on the ride home so a grown-up could peacefully carry her inside and plunk her down in bed.

 

[SureJan]

That's Alex's hand holding up what she claims is a lip product. It's not. It's blush. She's a moron.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Q&A announcement, ft. shirtless Florida Man:

She wants a homesteading lifestyle? Fucking LOL I can just see her getting hands on when the solar panels fail, or her sheep get bluetongue, or her veg crop needs harvesting so she doesn't fuckin starve.

For real though, I feel sorry for whichever unqualified minimum wage teenage skivvy she's employing when she gets this wish. A young girl and a drunk helpless idiot to care for and a bunch of chickens and livestock to tend, a veg garden, a bunch of land to take care of, water and power sources to be maintained etc? Fuck that shit.