Those look like they have round, clear plug covers on them to me. Were there other outlets shown that don’t have covers?
HOMESTEADING?! Ah yes. Because when I think “rugged individualist,” I immediately picture a ratchet af, chicken nugget body having ass hoe like Alex. Maybe she said that just to mine outrage because there is legitimately zero way for Alex to ever achieve anything close to a homestead lifestyle in reality.
It would just involve her being trapped inside because, shockingly, the Wild Frontier doesn’t come with disabled accessibility ramps. Nature is not beholden to the ADA.
She wants a homesteading lifestyle? Fucking LOL I can just see her getting hands on when the solar panels fail, or her sheep get bluetongue, or her veg crop needs harvesting so she doesn't fuckin starve.
For real though, I feel sorry for whichever unqualified minimum wage teenage skivvy she's employing when she gets this wish. A young girl and a drunk helpless idiot to care for and a bunch of chickens and livestock to tend, a veg garden, a bunch of land to take care of, water and power sources to be maintained etc? Fuck that shit.
My theory here is that Alex, having never had a garden or chickens or even a dog she has to personally care for, has no idea how much fucking work it is. It's homesteading Dunning-Kruger except that she literally cannot know the amount of work homesteading is. A large vegetable and herb garden for a family of four plus a half dozen chickens is a full-time job for someone not extremely accustomed to it.
I wonder if Noah has expressed wanting a homestead so Alex has glommed on to this idea as a way to both keep Noah handy for her own needs and to take "cute" photos with chickens. At any rate, it'll never fucking happen.
Well, maybe polissa can give her the trailer and she get the Florida high rise?
Pissa get to sell hand fans in Florida and Alex get to live on FaMilY LaNd.
It even comes with a herd of cats
Well, maybe polissa can give her the trailer and she get the Florida high rise?
Pissa get to sell hand fans in Florida and Alex get to live on FaMilY LaNd.
It even comes with a herd of cats
I can explain this.
That's her powerchair brake clicking on and off. She fiddles with the joystick compulsively, it's almost like a tic. She can never just sit still, she is always moving back and forth so the wheelchair is always clicking as the brake releases and activates.
Bit of contrast there, going from inner city party-skank to a damn near tradwife dream. What exactly does she think homesteading is about? When she first moved to Florida they got one of those "grow a herb garden" kits and set it up (Well, Noah set it up while Alex barked orders most likely) and then we never saw them again.
Alex has spent her entire life being the one that needs to be taken care of, she has no idea what it takes to actually take care of something else even when it's within her limited skillset, and I doubt she actually gives half a shit to learn. She couldn't take care of Cairo, she can't take care of Ari, she can't take care of herbs- bitch couldn't grow a damn weed.
More from Alex. She's managed to find another hideous outfit for poor Ari. There are so many cute and comfortable children's outfits available, and Alex can't be assed to put her child in them.
I'm definitely thinking the book was a gift from her grandparents. No way Alex would bother to purchase a book.
Ari with Noah:
Poor dear can't sleep. I have no idea what she means by "house binge," unless she's referring to the TV series.
Why is she putting her child in a fucking crop top, that's gross as fuck. Why do they even make crop tops for toddlers, what the fuck world are we living in?
She's marginally better than Bex and Hannah in that her kid at least is being dressed in something (the bar is in hell's basement, yes) but like.. maaaaybe don't dress her in such commonly sexualised/adult clothing? What's wrong with a romper or a full length t-shirt or something age appropriate? Ugh.
When I first saw this, I thought Ari was Alex because of that outfit. Then I realized her body looked too normal and her skin wasn't leathery enough to be Alex.
Why is she putting her child in a fucking crop top, that's gross as fuck. Why do they even make crop tops for toddlers, what the fuck world are we living in?
She's marginally better than Bex and Hannah in that her kid at least is being dressed in something (the bar is in hell's basement, yes) but like.. maaaaybe don't dress her in such commonly sexualised/adult clothing? What's wrong with a romper or a full length t-shirt or something age appropriate? Ugh.
I Googled "blue ruffle dress 18 months" (not sure Ari's age) and found something similar but more age appropriate:
I then Googled "blue crop top skirt 18 months" and wanted to scream at the first result, which was from Walmart:
I'd advise against repeating the latter search unless you want to get very mad very fast.
I would bet cash money that Grandparents bought the fawn coloured shoes that are comfortable and flexible and actually useful, and that Alex bought the stiff, uncomfortable looking sandals that Ari is trying to remove in the next photo.
On second thoughts, they probably came free with that trashy outfit.
Alex looks so much better when she actually makes an effort into not looking like Pennywises latest victims corpse. But she's forgetting the sunscreen, look at her poor red hooter.
Ari is a delightful little child even if her mum dresses her like a mini slut. Surely little dresses with shorts or shorts and tee would be much more comfortable and probably easier to get on and off than the baby ho gear.
She fiddles with the joystick compulsively, it's almost like a tic. She can never just sit still, she is always moving back and forth so the wheelchair is always clicking as the brake releases and activates.
Almost everyone I know has this seemingly universal story of going to school with an asshole kid who was in a power wheelchair. And the crippled kid would run over toes/ram people/etc with their power wheelchair, knowing that they would never get in trouble for it. I instinctively feel Alex was one of those kids.
Almost everyone I know has this seemingly universal story of going to school with an asshole kid who was in a power wheelchair. And the crippled kid would run over toes/ram people/etc with their power wheelchair, knowing that they would never get in trouble for it. I instinctively feel Alex was one of those kids.
Someone who went to college with Alex popped up on Reddit once and confirmed that she does exactly that. For your correct gut instinct, I suggest you reward yourself with the tackiest, sluttiest item of clothing you can find on Shein!
Moving on. Alex got a new tattoo and a new double nose piercing, but those screenshots will have to wait for another day because of Carseatgate.
Alex showed a picture of Ari in a front-facing car seat. People pointed out in the comments that this was dumb, dangerous, and completely inappropriate. Alex deleted, reposted all the photos (minus the car seat one), and doubled down. At this point, even her own supporters are telling her she's very wrong and is putting Ari in danger.
I missed the original photo and had to grab it from Reddit. The face-censoring is from them.
She did a lot of arguing in her Instagram stories, posting slides from a reputable site . . . . slides that do not relate to her actual situation.
Then she posted a bunch of ugly selfies.
The photo:
Caption (of repost) and beginning of comments:
Tons more comments under the spoiler. They're worth reading because people who are supporters make good points and call her out. Many are just sincerely attempting to explain why she's wrong. This time, it's by and large not detractors who are dunking on her; it's actual supporters, many or most of them parents, trying to help.
The reposted-post was just a series of photos, minus the carseat one. Reddit has already discovered that the ugly orange dress did indeed come from Shein:
This wannabe thot needs to take her beef jerky ass to some more parenting classes.
Shoulder straps should be level with or just below the shoulders. The fact that Alex is taking this kind of risk with her child's life is unsurprising but it's making me break a sweat nonetheless
Her own screenshot says "You should keep your child rear-facing as long as possible". She addresses the age thing, but Ari doesn't look particularly tall or heavy for a baby her age so there's literally no reason to be front-facing her already.
Her own screenshot says "You should keep your child rear-facing as long as possible". She addresses the age thing, but Ari doesn't look particularly tall or heavy for a baby her age so there's literally no reason to be front-facing her already.
Did all the small children in the 90s and 2000s die in their carseats? I didn't realize that facing forward was the new drinking bleach. I see children who aren't yet 2 in the old seats fairly often.
Did all the small children in the 90s and 2000s die in their carseats? I didn't realize that facing forward was the new drinking bleach. I see children who aren't yet 2 in the old seats fairly often.
The study that asserted that rear-facing was safer than front-facing was retracted in the last 10 years, if I recall correctly. I don’t know if there were any others published since then.
Honestly women on the internet can get extremely autistic and moralistic about carseat bullshit. Most of us mothers simply weigh the information available and do what is best and safest for our children without any comment.
The problem here is that Alex is an Internet Villain. She literally should never post any pictures of Ari’s carseat or sleeping setup unless she’s mining for outrage engagement because she can’t win no matter what in those two areas in particular.
