Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 99 34.0%

  • Total voters
    291
Jamaica unfortunately has an extradition treaty with the US. You have to go way out there to escape the US government now. Or be a friend of Russia, like Snowden is.
Not sure if Rekieta would settle for swarthy Muslims over blacks.
What kind of penalties does someone face if they don't pay these fines in Minnesota?
Minnesota is a cuck state so nothing.
I would like to submit this as further evidence that Coomalot is in fact, Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
There is a non-zero chance that he didn't do gay stuff with Rekieta.
 
Most def moved it to the 2nd house where april is. Probably spent most of his time there now. In his mind he technically didnt lie.
This is going to be the alibi. I hope they are doing welfare checks on Kayla.

Here's his endgame
1. Get a few weeks of clean urine tests for himself.
2. move in with April
3. Get April to give Kayla a lethal dose of cocaine while he's at some place w/ witnesses. Let others find Kayla's dead body, alone and watching star trek.
4. Blame all coke possession on his now OD'd wife.

"I didn't kill my wife. She was in possession of cocaine."
 
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu wait what happened with Pipa?
Beyond Christ-chan neckless memeing
went over the case on stream. because of Know your meme
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This is going to be the alibi. I hope they are doing welfare checks on Kayla.

Here's his endgame
1. Get a few weeks of clean urine tests for himself.
2. move in with April
3. Get April to give Kayla a lethal dose of cocaine while he's at some place w/ witnesses. Let others find Kayla's dead body, alone and watching star trek.
4. Blame all coke possession on his now OD'd wife.

"I didn't kill my wife. She was in possession of cocaine."
Lifetime movie tier scheme.

That means he will be caught by a plucky 40 something divorced woman and her dog.
 
I think it is possible for an 8 y/o to have the "know how" to snort rails, but only if they were taught to do so by an adult or watched adults do it enough they could try to emulate it.

I am aware of someone who claims their mother introduced them to heroin when they were like 9 or 10. I assume they meant the whole shebang of shooting up. True story or not, I don't think snorting rails is as involved as IV drug usage, for example.

I also want to make it clear I don't believe this is what happened. I don't remember seeing anyone say they believe the child was snorting like mommy and daddy. The theory closest to that is the Rekeitas giving the kid coke as "medicine" somehow, which lots of people believe. I lean towards this as well but I'm waiting on more reports.
 
It’s also literally unthinkable to a child that the people who are supposed to care for and protect them most in the world simply do not care about them enough to do so.
Nick's kids must be real losers. They were looking for a father figure because they didn't have one, so they invented the fantasy that he was ever some kind of "conservative trad dad," when he's always been about having fun.
 
Lifetime movie tier scheme.

That means he will be caught by a plucky 40 something divorced woman and her dog.
It's called "the fan" and it's a twist ending where the 40 year old wine mom starts as the antagonist but once the wife is murdered by the object of her obsession she sets out to bring him to justice.
 
Snorting coke doesn’t require any skills. Monkey see, monkey do. Drew Barrymore was rolling joints when she was the same age as Nick’s daughter. That’s the kind of thing I would have said was beyond a child, but I’d have been wrong.

Documentary footage of Nick's favorite child:

 
He used to have a degenerate furry live-in girlfriend that went by "Tiny Badger". They went to furry events together and she made fursuits. Considering he is around five-foot nothing, her name seems to have been quite literal.

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This looks like a trans man and trans woman.
 
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu wait what happened with Pipa?
She has a thread in works in prospering grounds and might be dating a pooner, but like half the info is from the Sharty and I’m like 60/40 on it because the Sharty fail doxed a few people and went around for a while sure about it until it got disproven by a real dox.

There was some stuff where she basically did a Destiny/ Vaush ethical CP, but not as committed as those two. More unsure of how you treat someone who’s non-offending, but a bit sus when you take it with her saying she is a Loli aficionado (but that was more about pronunciation and referring to the book Lolita). She’s treading that line where people are eyeing her to see if she is becoming a true lolcow or just a shut in retard who adopts the views of whoever is in charge of her.

Still, she hasn’t caused an 9-year old to ingest cocaine and invite the idea that something darker could be going on.
 
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Cody: "all women are fucking whores that's why i can't find a GF. it's not that i'm just a porn sick faggot or anything."

Also Cody: *interacts exclusively with other coomers and literal E-prostitutes*

blackpill degenerate "mgtow"s like him and drex are so fucking stupid in their inability to have any self reflection or even conceptualized that maybe they're part of the problem. probably why him and balldo get along in the first place. it's like a guy going fishing in the gulf of Mexico and complaining he's not catching any freshwater fish.
If these MGTOW/Drexel/Camelot types were serious about this lifestyle, or the rejection of modern dating standards/expectations of men, then they would steer clear from things like the hookup culture, obvious red flags, etc, when it comes to their own personal lives, but notice that THEY NEVER DO.

They always fabricate these excuses for why it's okay to participate in the hookup culture, but still talk about horrible dating profiles, how bad modern women are, etc.

The greatest example at the top of my head is Drexel like you eluded to. Drex's excuse is "well if this is how it is, why not enjoy the benefits" as he's stated many times when questioned about this by chatters back when he went on Nick's show. That's the stupidest thing ever, so complaining about how the scene is, but actively partaking in it.

"Coomy lore."
That sounds so gross lol. Speaking of gross...

She also sells her used garments.
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So an extra day is only $10 more? Cheap. WEAR THEM FOR A MONTH and get a discount.

There's also a non-zero chance that both Cody and Nick have purchased the Four day wear bundle. There's zero reason to stream with this whore other than to either get that coomer audience (whom I wouldn't want for anything), or to try and get closer to her, and these two are such coom-addicted bags of crunchy tissues that I bet they've tried.

Also, Gary/Nerdrotic has reduced FNT to bringing her on too, sad. One of my many criticisms of the modern day FNT - Stop bringing on thots. They're not funny, they do not understand any of these references, and people that don't like thottery will leave, and be replaced with degenerate coomers, sounds familiar.
 
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It had nothing to do with our parenting,
If you drive like a dickhead but only crash and kill someone once after 10 years, you werent an amazing driver the rest of the time, you were just lucky.

You failed as a parent, having 4 other kids that arent pants shitting retards despite your bad parenting doesnt change that you failed the 5th.
 
This is going to be the alibi. I hope they are doing welfare checks on Kayla.

Here's his endgame
1. Get a few weeks of clean urine tests for himself.
2. move in with April
3. Get April to give Kayla a lethal dose of cocaine while he's at some place w/ witnesses. Let others find Kayla's dead body, alone and watching star trek.
4. Blame all coke possession on his now OD'd wife.

"I didn't kill my wife. She was in possession of cocaine."

Still not as stupid as JFG's "I dropped her off in the woods to go on a spontaneous adventure without her phone!" and that's kept him out of jail for now.
 
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