🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

  • Total voters
    362
10 IQ take:
He's eating healthy and exercising.

50 IQ take:
He's losing weight due to the lack of carbs of all the alcohol.

100 IQ take:
He's eating less goyslop (since there's less in Mexico) and isn't being fatted up by alcohol carbs.

1000 IQ Take:
AIDS from Alice.
Enlightened Kiwifarmer take: He’s switched to smoking and Xanax exclusively while losing his big red truck so he has to walk everywhere now (he hasn’t mentioned having to drive it to the border to renew it in a long time)
 
Enlightened Kiwifarmer take: He’s switched to smoking and Xanax exclusively while losing his big red truck so he has to walk everywhere now (he hasn’t mentioned having to drive it to the border to renew it in a long time)
ā€œThe Nissan wuz crampin the ralphamale’s style so I forced them to take it back!ā€
 
Trying to justify yourself by whining that you were tired and had to move a desk is not very Ralphamale behaviour. Buddy, are you okay?
Because moving a desk makes you slur your words and say "Nick Rekieta" so slurred it sounds like "niggercrater," as someone else pointed out.
 
Soggy chips with random shit thrown on top and guacamole... looks like normal mexican slop to me.
That's Amerimex. Every totally normal and good food becomes 10,893 calories slop when it's Americanised. You can call pizza that as well, pizza is just a base, a layer of maybe real tomato paste and random shit thrown on top followed by fake cheese and 4000 calories of processed chemical sauce.

However, pizza isn't like that in Italy (right).
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The same goes with sushi topped with 9467 calories of disgusting mayonnaise sauce and so on.
Kind of sad.
 
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Is Ralph trying to convince us or himself that he doesn’t have a micro? Everyone has seen it Ralph, and no amount of coping and seething is going to change its minuscule size.

The only reason the women stayed with Ralph for as long as they did is due to a combination of retardation, clout chasing, and Stockholm syndrome.
 
Is Ralph trying to convince us or himself that he doesn’t have a micro? Everyone has seen it Ralph, and no amount of coping and seething is going to change its minuscule size.
Yes.
There’s literally pictorial ebidence of the Memphis micro.
And EOR shot, uploaded to the internet, and became a convicted sex offender that ebIdance himself.

WINNING!
 
Here is the Pictoral ebidence of Ethan Ralph's 8 incher. Real tawk so much of Ethan Oliver Ralph's behavior has to come from the fact his penis is like 3 inches maximum erect. The fake bravado, the hatred of women, the anger at the world. So much of this has to be stemmed in his tiny penis.
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Is Ralph trying to convince us or himself that he doesn’t have a micro? Everyone has seen it Ralph, and no amount of coping and seething is going to change its minuscule size.

The only reason the women stayed with Ralph for as long as they did is due to a combination of retardation, clout chasing, and Stockholm syndrome.
1.) ā€œ8 inches and diameterā€ is the phrase/meme we got our of his interview with that New Age Messiah guy…Ralph fucked himself with diameter.

2.) he’s said in the past, by his own admission, that he pays to play. Bragging about your ā€œdick gameā€ isn’t the win you think it is when you have to pay the ladies for their time.
 
Real tawk so much of Ethan Oliver Ralph's behavior has to come from the fact his penis is like 3 inches maximum erect. The fake bravado, the hatred of women, the anger at the world. So much of this has to be stemmed in his tiny penis.
If he had a normal sized penis and was actually 5'10 he probably wouldn't even be a lolcow. His entire life has just been him trying to make up for his inferiority complex. It's also why he worships black people and watches bbc porn.
 
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