Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Lidl Drip]

The weeping over never having kids cause try as she might she can't get Juju butt-pregnant is a front. If she actually wanted kids, she'd have left and found someone else who wanted kids.
I don't know why she stays, exactly, but if she wanted to, she would.

My personal theory is that Dax chosing her over Jamie was the biggest ego boost she has ever gotten and it made her think she "won" and so she can't leave Dax because he is her prize. She was kind of gloating about it in her e-mails. Of course everyone else knows that Dax Herrera is no prize, but she doesn't seem very smart.

I also think that Dax probably worked hard over the years to wittle down her self esteem to nothing, hence why she agreed to a threesome relationship in the first place and why she's ok with him buying hookers and going to clubs to trade cocaine for sexual favors. She might be fully convinced that she can't do better than Dax, because she is 40 and been told by Dax over and over that only young women have value.

As for the kids, I think he probably got a vasectomy without telling her and then told her "sure we can try getting pregnant!" and then when it didn't work he probably let her blame herself for being "too old" or he guilt tripped her by saying "of course you can ABANDON me if you feel like having kids with a different man is what you want... sniff sniff" and she felt even more like she's stuck with him. The entire thing seems like a sunk cost fallacy.

Obviously we don't really know her, that's just my theories.

 

[KateHikes14]

She dated dick and Maddox for years if she had better options she wouldn't have been under a sweaty bald Armenian or in the barbie dream mansion.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can anyone explain to me why Dax hates Eric July so much? Is he just in too deep now and doesn't have the maturity to admit he is wrong and move on?

Dax Herrera’s main strategy to get patreon bucks is to grift off larger more popular and successful people and use the same grimy tactics to try to destroy that person when they sperg out and destroy themselves. Such tactics include directing his fans to stalk and harass the target while desecrating graves.

In short Dax Herrera thought Eric July was a low IQ short tempered North American pavement ape but instead is getting his own gayness and loser mindset exposed.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

She dated dick and Maddox for years if she had better options she wouldn't have been under a sweaty bald Armenian or in the barbie dream mansion.

The saddest part is Dax was a step DOWN.

Tons of people my age remember Maddox. He was famous for 15 minutes with 15 year olds.

Dax is only remembered by 4chan types.

 

[McMitch]

I've been wanting to make this for a while.

 

[KateHikes14]

The saddest part is Dax was a step DOWN.

Do you imagine she would be happier with the shared bedroom with the curtain for privacy, the cardboard nightstand, and the slime comforter? It's kind of an aids (before all the aids meds became a thing) vs cancer situation.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Do you imagine she would be happier with the shared bedroom with the curtain for privacy, the cardboard nightstand, and the slime comforter? It's kind of an aids (before all the aids meds became a thing) vs cancer situation.

The sharks were pretty badass, right?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Do you imagine she would be happier with the shared bedroom with the curtain for privacy, the cardboard nightstand, and the slime comforter? It's kind of an aids (before all the aids meds became a thing) vs cancer situation.

At least she could waste away playing ok video games instead of crying in the bathroom cuck truck.

One thing I wonder about her however is how exactly did she get into these two (or initially Maddox's) orbit. Was she a fan turned lover? did he know her from her camwhore days? both?

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

She dated dick and Maddox for years if she had better options she wouldn't have been under a sweaty bald Armenian or in the barbie dream mansion.

Man, I never think about Marie too much, but fucking hell her two "great loves" (if you can really call them that) are Maddox and Dick. When the bald Armenian autist is the preferable option you know shit is fucked.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Wasn't she with some other guy before? Was that Chad from Hoobastank?

 

[Not Even Twice]

Wasn't she with some other guy before? Was that Chad from Hoobastank?

I believe she was with Greg Sestero, of The Room "fame".

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Can anyone explain to me why Dax hates Eric July so much? Is he just in too deep now and doesn't have the maturity to admit he is wrong and move on?

He doesn't like him because Eric is black. Very sad to see such terrible racism in the current year.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Dax Herrera’s main strategy to get patreon bucks is to grift off larger more popular and successful people and use the same grimy tactics to try to destroy that person when they sperg out and destroy themselves. Such tactics include directing his fans to stalk and harass the target while desecrating graves.

In short Dax Herrera thought Eric July was a low IQ short tempered North American pavement ape but instead is getting his own gayness and loser mindset exposed.

Dax thought that he could force a Lolcow into existence simply by calling someone a lolcow enough times, it hasn't worked and it will never work. Issuing a restraining order/calling the cops on a real life stalker who threatens you online is not lolcow behaviour, it's common fucking sense. Riley is now talking about "going to war" according to Mint Salad, the guy is going to war over 3D assets... he's not just a stalker but a deranged stalker and Dax is the one enabling him.
If Riley escalates to killing Eric July, will Eric finally become a lolcow? Will Dax be satisfied with that?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dax thought that he could force a Lolcow into existence simply by calling someone a lolcow enough times, it hasn't worked and it will never work. Issuing a restraining order/calling the cops on a real life stalker who threatens you online is not lolcow behaviour, it's common fucking sense. Riley is now talking about "going to war" according to Mint Salad, the guy is going to war over 3D assets... he's not just a stalker but a deranged stalker and Dax is the one enabling him.
If Riley escalates to killing Eric July, will Eric finally become a lolcow? Will Dax be satisfied with that?

No, because he won’t be able to milk that for drama and claim he’s being unfairly targeted.

Now if Riley somehow got killed by Eric July, on the other hand…

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I believe she was with Greg Sestero, of The Room "fame".

What's up with the scare quotes on "fame"?

Anyone who acted in any role in The Room has a better claim to Hollywood stardom than Dax and his Pizza Hut commercial.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

What's up with the scare quotes on "fame"?

Anyone who acted in any role in The Room has a better claim to Hollywood stardom than Dax and his Pizza Hut commercial.

At least "The Room" actually aired, unlike the Pizza Hut ad and most of the Doctor Phil stuff.

 

[MeltyTW]

At this point their grievances are so stupid and miniscule when they try to explain their issue people look at them like they're crazy. They're just trying to poke and prod him until he slips up once and base a harassment campaign against him around bigger slip ups, which he isn't falling for and they just make themselves look retarded in the process.

tldr: they're trying to turn him into maddox 2.0 for content (won't work) while also trying to stop him from competing with them in the autism comics sphere (they are failing badly at this).

you can really tell that with how the diddler squad stretches the troof further than daxs post pegging session asshole. "ey yo man you gotta bounce" possibly the calmest interaction between a miffed black man and an obviously weaker pale jewish midget in history, oh well that guy was literally trying to kill riley according to the clippa cult. maddox said that putting moral responsibility post fact (not pre fact like dick claimed which would just be the obvious statement of "oh itd help to teach girls some tips to help avoid being raped) well that means maddox is fair game to have his life ruined forever and you can beat him like a dog (which dick apparently does by his own admission)

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

At least "The Room" actually aired, unlike the Pizza Hut ad and most of the Doctor Phil stuff.

Imagine braggig about being cast as a faggot in a fast food commercial

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I have heard people talk about "The Room" many times.

Someone IRL showed me Maddox dot xmission.

I heard about the doctor Phil tape from Dax because of Maddox.


Ever downwards.

 

[Not Even Twice]

What's up with the scare quotes on "fame"?

Anyone who acted in any role in The Room has a better claim to Hollywood stardom than Dax and his Pizza Hut commercial.

100%, being in a pizza hut commercial (that got pulled if I recall?) is about as Hollywood as Ralph's revenge porn.
The quotes are simply to imply that the fame he earned from that film was hardly gotten in a way he had anticipated.