Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The Left should be happy that their masters didn't ban guns. 2A exists for things like Project 2025. Don't like what your government is doing? Remove it and put one in that you do like. All it sounds to me is that it's some stupid plan that someone only slightly smarter than Nick and America First thought of. I've read worse shit from Blackrock conspiracy theorists.

 

[Judge Holden]

The pathological obsession with declaring his name is not infact Rick never ceases to amuse me

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Left should be happy that their masters didn't ban guns. 2A exists for things like Project 2025. Don't like what your government is doing? Remove it and put one in that you do like. All it sounds to me is that it's some stupid plan that someone only slightly smarter than Nick and America First thought of. I've read worse shit from Blackrock conspiracy theorists.

The whole thing reeks of a conspiracy theory. It's QAnon but for the American left.

 

[FinnSven]

The pathological obsession with declaring his name is not infact Rick never ceases to amuse me
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I think it is a more than possible chance that Fatrick was known as “Rick” in front of teachers at school.

Rick would be a good way of covering that his real nickname was P-Rick or Prick.

 

[AprilRains]

The whole thing reeks of a conspiracy theory. It's QAnon but for the American left.

I think that's called "BlueAnon".

 

[Post Reply]

Lolcow crossover with Jamie Marchi of Kick Vic infamy.


Leslie calls out Pat's sense of entitlement.


Bonus: A Parkinson's specialist has been seeing Biden regularly for the past year? That's just because of legislation that congress signed last week. Try again chuds!

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's QAnon but for the American left.

QAnon was always for the American left, you know.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President
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Pat tweeting "delete this" reminds me of this classic squealing, only slightly less high-pitched than Pat himself:

He was about as effective as Pat is at stopping the trolls, too.

 

[Well Intentioned]

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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

It is, and I know you know he's a retard. Perhaps he's blocked out as much spam/whatever due to the crank calls, but I get tons of fucking phone calls from opinion polls, etc. on my cell phone (that I routinely ignore.)

 

[AutoClownMaker]

When they finally replace Biden with the white house cat, or whoever they end up choosing

Whomever it is they will have to be liked by the big donors like Bloomberg as he and others put their finger on the scale and that is why the guy who was known as the Senator from MBNA had to drop out of the 1988 run as a documented liar got to be selected.

So no hope for the populist 'Draft Jon Stewart' movement. Him getting selected would be funny. And not in a 'posting on xitter about how one should be brief in their writing and then Pat-ing yourself on the back' way.

Pushing Joe aside for Hillary allowed Hillary's gang to then work to have Trump be selected as the Republican ticket head. If the mental giants who pushed to get Hillary, Trump and then Joe to be tops of tickets work that same level of magic machinations I look forward to the reaction to that jerking around putting Trump back in charge only because it shows how useless those powerbrokers are.

 

[AprilRains]

Patrick in four panels:

 

[East_Clintwood]

just in case you needed even more proof of how irredeemably, monumentally POZZED Imgur is as a website, keep in mind that these radicalized tranny lovers take screencaps of Fatrick's tweets and parade him as a cunning, witty political commentator for those precious upboats. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

They did the same thing with his totally hilarious IUD tweet about Texas police getting an MRAP, hell I saw it on there before here. Is anyone really surprised that an image host that sprang from Reddit is an absolutely pozzed shithole?

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

I stumbled on this a moment ago and I find it worth sharing on this thread.

just in case you needed even more proof of how irredeemably, monumentally POZZED Imgur is as a website, keep in mind that these radicalized tranny lovers take screencaps of Fatrick's tweets and parade him as a cunning, witty political commentator for those precious upboats. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
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And to add insult to injury, the one user who quotes the iconic tweet of this obese, litigious narcissist gets downvoted, because Imgur at large is populated by unfunny nigger cattle.

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We must secure our non cringe existence and a future for sane users immediately.


To this end I declare Total Imgur death. (All we'll have to do is wait, no further action required)

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The Voice of The Industry™ nochilds Stephen King for daring to doubt The Eternal President
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Imagine if stephen king becomes the next pat poster.

Fortunately for us, Stephen King already wrote a book about him.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

@Dr. Matthew C. Harris
@Jeff_the_Thriller
@Sexy Senior Citizen

Leave all the rainbows you want now.

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I'm so sorry I doubted Fat's ability to be THIS retarded. My fingers were crossed, but I thought he still had an ounce of the sense, of the ego self-preservation needed to not child fucking STEPHEN KING! Stephen King is spiteful as shit, he's lucky he didn't respond!


Now it's my turn to be optimistic. Since he's been insane enough to throw his lot in with a senile old man's political campaign, Fat will keep childing every single normal Democrat ever until he gets into a fight with a breadtuber or something who learns about his cowdom and wants to milk him for content, gets invited onto their show, and is publicly excoriated. Trust the plan!

Edit: I trust the plan even harder now that I've read ITT that other idiots are praising his smug, gotcha, white-noise, virtue signal sentence on the capital of pseudointellectuality, LinkedIn. He MUST be riding that high like he's finally made something of himself by posting bullshit to the internet 24/7. 100% the breadtuber slapfight/cowtipping arc is incoming.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Patrick suggests we should learn how to talk to animals. He then gets into an argument with a stranger over what his own name is.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

Yes, Patrick is a fucking retard. It's very straightforward to adjust a sample like this for a known demographic bias and anyone who does this kind of work would do it as a matter of course.
You ask for, or otherwise obtain, demographic data for the sample and then weight the sample so that it matches the known population demographics.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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Rick keeps saying this, but it seems retarded to me. The only way to survey opinions is by calling old people on their landline? Are you sure?

I also like Rick implying that he's some kind of serious analyst keeping his finger on the pulse of "advanced Western economies", when what really happened was he saw some headlines/tweets about the French election results, figured they support his theory about political surveys in the U.S., and then casually extrapolated it to the dozens more countries to which the nebulous term "advanced Western economy" can apply. Slow clap.

I get polling requests all the time on my cell phone.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Patrick suggests we should learn how to talk to animals. He then gets into an argument with a stranger over what his own name is.
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Judging from Fatrick, I don't know if I want to learn how to talk to pigs.

 

[Vecr]

Judging from Fatrick, I don't know if I want to learn how to talk to pigs.

How's the rape-y dolphin story going? Last time I checked you probably don't want to talk to them either.