Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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StrawberryDouche said:
Tommy IS Valentine. This is exactly what she pulled with Wipey who was a totally different Wipey from the original Wipey.
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Except the Jade / Alex / Faline / Wipey / Wifey lie was done only bc Jade was doxxed as a result of Amberlynn's own stupidity, and Jade's litigious background was incredibly embarrassing.

Valentine hasn't been doxxed at all. Most people never even believed that she exists in our plane of existence. And even if she is that weird Alexis chick like some people believe, introducing this new Tommy won't absolve anyone of that belief. People will just assume Tommy is Alexis now, until proven otherwise.

Amberlynn will now perpetually be known as that teenager whose boyfriend / girlfriend goes to another school.
 
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I don't believe either of them exist. Until we get a new character that gets in the videos and sticks around I won't believe it.

I find it more believable she'd hire an actress for one introduction video then it'll be all "my gf is in the shower", "my gf is at work", "my gf is asleep" and she'll be caught trying to fake like someone else is there, a la the opposite of "Wipey doesn't exist" as Jade changes the batteries in the smoke detector.*

I just realized this is especially strange given the chirping meme
 
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Her legs look like comforters shoved into laundry bags
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Anyone that contacts Amber to date is an equally bad person flat out.
 
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So in Oklahoma you just pull over in the middle of a 3-lane highway and get out to watch fireworks? I…okay.

Yeah, can’t wait to meet the new “girlfriend”. Do you think we’ll just get a hand or maybe an elbow this time? I predict Amber giggling like a school girl at nothing and everything while flicking her hair back and forth. Same shit, different lesbian.
 
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so what do we think, if 'valentine' was real it probably is tommy yeah. they were gonna meet up, valentine backed out, alr 'dumps' her as manipulation and when they get back together or whatever hamber cant just say that bc she talked so much shit in the break up video. so ta-dah, totally new girlfriend who she truly deeply loves after like a week of talking. and she just so happens to be visiting around when valentine was going to.
 
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pippeyyy said:
If you read your post in the tone of something Amber "the moon landing didn't happen" Reid would believe, it's funny. Because she absolutely would believe that and that the doctor gave her back her purity.
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"So, I've been receiving hundreds and hundreds of responses in my DMs from people about this topic, because they were just too afraid to post in the comments due to the BOOLEEEEAN my supporters get. They've ALL told me about how they had to get D-N-Seees, and all of them got their hymens repaired. In fact, I acktully have a friend who is a cooter-ologist, and she totally recommended to me that I request that the ER doctor doing my Dee-N-See repair my hymen. And no, this isn't my friend who told me to put hair conditioner on my face. I have lots and lots of friends. I just don't show them on my channel out of respect for them, because my audience are haydurs. I promise you that this is totally a thing, and if you're a lezbeen like me, it's pretty much, like... a necessary thing".

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Ugh this new video. Almost 15 minutes of ducklipping and CRINGE:

Methma "Apparently... we're portuguese". Yeah, because Amber says so. Filming herself watching the fireworks from the shoulder of the highway while sucking on her vape and grabbing her tatas for the camera.

Horrid haul with try on to show off her body - which seems even more bulgy and lumpy than before. Amber insists that everything is "size 4" (sure, Jan). And of course, more grabbing of her tatas for the camera.

Parked on the couch, talking about how timelines in the Amberverse don't matter. You totes can find your soulmate and get married within, like, 1 week you guize!

The new gorlfriend that Amber supposedly 'met' (online), 2 weeks ago or something has already bought a plane ticket and will be flying in to assume wiping duties by the end of the month. Well, for a "visit", but we know what that means in the Amberverse.

Amber slides in a comment that hints that people "triggering her BPD" is a red flag of THEIRS. Them "setting off her BPD" makes the relationship toxic, yet somehow this one will miraculously be different - you know, the BPD that she's refused to find a therapist to work on it with since her supposed diagnosis? Duper's delight smiles whenever she talks about "muh BPD". Now, Amber usually sees the red flags in relationships, but justifies and ignores them. But in *this* 2 week old online "relationship", she DOESN'T SEE ANY RED FLAGS, so this is a good sign! Then Amber realizes that it could be her ignoring the red flags, but quickly dismisses it as her "self-sabotaging". Amber declares that since her BPD hasn't been "triggered" in their entire internet relationship of 2 weeks, this is the one!

Yeah, this is all bullshit. Either Tommy = Valentine, or Tommy is yet another figment of Amber's imagination. Honestly, I really don't even care to make a guess. Amber's boring, and time will reveal everything. It always does.

For all of you curious about the new gorl, here's a PITCHUR of Amber with "Tommy". Likely leaked by Twinkie and used as a thumbnail by our boy Orko:
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Thumb Butler said:
Her brain will always be 12. Must be hell.
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Hell for everyone around her anyway.

and "Tommy?"
Ever notice that she likes to call her girlfriends boy names? I remember Becky was "Greg" for a minute, and wasn't Jade being called Alex? Surely nothing to unpack there.
or is "Tommy" like "Scotty" and 100% fictional?
 
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Writing in her ✨ journal ✨about needing "soft love" :story: and of course "Tommy" gives her soft love! Wow! I wonder if she likes Billie Elish too??
God, she is such a child.

Also just loving how she is now a BPD expert yet, blaming everything on every single ex gorlfriend she had.. that is typical bod shit but also saying her and her exes wind up triggering one another...

Amber has never EVER met a long-term GF in person it's always been online.

Kacey - Facebook (Catfished)
Krystle-Facebook (Catfished)
Dusty- Whos Here App (I never heard of this shit before... sent nudes to Dusty to show how fat she was then Dusty wanted her dancing in her draws)
Necklace- You Tube (Sadgasming, Becky just loves sad shit and thinking Amber was gonna Anhero)
Jade- Instagram (Fat Fetishist and needing to flee NYC)
Valentine/Tommy I am pretty sure is from Tik Tok.

Don't you find it odd she assigns Male names to her new marks? Not very Legbean of you, Amber.
 
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inquizadoor said:
so what do we think, if 'valentine' was real it probably is tommy yeah. they were gonna meet up, valentine backed out, alr 'dumps' her as manipulation and when they get back together or whatever hamber cant just say that bc she talked so much shit in the break up video. so ta-dah, totally new girlfriend who she truly deeply loves after like a week of talking. and she just so happens to be visiting around when valentine was going to.
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Exactly. She Narc 101 manipulated Valentine.

With the Old Wipey/NuWipey switcheroo it was because she, with the objective of appearing as a sexy libertine, outed Jade as a degenerate who was into polyamory and dick.

This time, the objective was pity pats telling us she busted Valentine leading "a double life" and then bingo bango, she has a brand new love of her life before the next Sabbath at sundown.
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So, I was rewatching this video because I swore I remember hearing Amber talk shit about her Maturnal Grandmother, the one who she hangs out with now..
Well, I was right here is the video where she claims GrandMethmother lied about having Cancer, cheated on her husband and tried to "force" Amber to smoke weed. Amber fought with Aunt Tam Tam and stuck up for Methmom who was tweaked out on drugs who would later beat up her Mother and her Service Dawg! Amber states she was a black sheep and new to the family in OK. lmao
The video is already at the timestamp.
Enjoy Mijas!

 
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