Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mother Gooseberry]

Isn't he still an addict and that's why he's homeless? If so I don't really blame them, you can only do so much for someone who choses his addiction over having a roof over his head.

Honestly I’m not sure, but if that is the case then I agree and retract my statement. Still wish the poor doggo could get treatment though.

 

[Sarah Connor]

With the Old Wipey/NuWipey switcheroo it was because she, with the objective of appearing as a sexy libertine, outed Jade as a degenerate who was into polyamory and dick.

I think about this a lot. It seems as though Amberlynn goes through these strange, telling cycles in her relationships that clearly show her underlying anxieties. She had an idea that Destiny was unfaithful early on in their relationship, hence filming all the lovebombing/eating/gift giving/random ass clips of Destiny on her phone, clearly occupied by something other than Amber. She did something similar to Becky, where she was so insecure about Becky's potential bisexuality that she CONSTANTLY mentioned how much of a lesbean she was and how she loved clit stuff (blegh). Jade's degeneracy, as stated above, being a polyamorous bisexual weirdo who was also into ageplay/DDLG. Valentine "triggering" her "BPD" through her sketchy behaviour. It makes me wonder what's going to be the issue with "Tommy" - if this even is a real person, but imo, Amber jumped the gun saying they broke up and this is probably still Valentine.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Five bucks says Hams Mother is gonna find out she's native and Amber is gonna go balls to the wall with this revelation.

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

Don't forget guys! Hambo is Portuguese, Part Irish American and a distant relative of Ozzy Osbourne! She's just so special with such a rich family history! Truth to be told Hambo beck dusty or whoever whatever are a bunch of white trash weirdos that have no redeeming qualities and they feel the need to mention that some distant butt fuck ancestor stepped a foot on Portuguese soil, in order to compensate for their lack of culture, family tradition and overall trashness that they descended from

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

Also I have to mention that as a European I Hate it when these people claim to be one of us. No offense fatty but with the life you have allowed yourself to live, you wouldn't survive a month where I live. So she can stay at her apartment order ubereats until her untimely demise and claim she is Portuguese just to add some spice to her pathetic and sad reality.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Isn't he still an addict and that's why he's homeless? If so I don't really blame them, you can only do so much for someone who choses his addiction over having a roof over his head.

I know Amber isn’t hitting the pipe, but she’s just as toxic and sick she just seems more put together because she has an apartment and an income. If Amber didn’t have YouTube she would still be living off fake gfs parents and emptying the kitchen out daily.

The more I see of her mom, it seems she’s super juvenile like Amber and she doesn’t mind participating in Ambers shit because it isn’t drugs And they can drive around cackling and buying plastic shit together.

 

[Malory Archer]

Then suddenly there is a new gf that Amber's talking to ("Tommy"). They've only been speaking for a few weeks, but Amber talks about how timelines don't matter with her. Amber explains that people can know each other for years and not really know the person, or they can find their soulmate and get married within a week.

This is certainly easy to say when you're making timelines up as you go.

 

[brooky]

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot)

That is fucking hilarious.

There's actual billions of Asians and Eastern Europeans who are direct descendants of Genghis Khan but you don't hear them yapping about it, because he's so far in the past that it's meaningless.

If King Arthur was even real, like 80% of white people would have claim to him as an ancestors.

It reminds me of that guy on Reddit who wanted to sue some museum for displaying Lucy, because she's HIS ancestor and no one else's!

 

[Insulin reid]

Still don't believe this "girlfriend" is real its just to farm engagement, same shit different day.

Shes not real most likely and anything amber films is to farm engagement. If she is, amber fatfished and promised the world to her and when the usual trap of "come visit me so i can lovebomb you and emotionally manipulate you into staying and being my caretaker" didnt work out so all the buildup on the channel backfired because amber cant shut the fuck up about things and she was forced to make up "tommy". Now the time "tommy" or "valentine" will "come over" shes just going to take a break from posting and sit in her apartment and order take out/bother the crap out of her mother because amber has no life. All these online girlfriends are to have an excuse as to why she cant go out her door and waddle across the street to the dyke watering hole and go live her life and to show her exes and the haydurs shes moved on sexily and is too hot and desirable and sexy and interesting to be bothered with her exes all moving on. Shes just drowning in attention and we should all be jealous.

I know the answer is "she's a spastic" but how the fuck did this bitch manage to pronounce the word "skulls" like "SK-HUOOLS?"??

Could be her being an absolute retard and not knowing how to pronounce things or it could be her breathing through her sentences. She runs out of breath doing fuck all so shes gotta get it back in her lungs somehow. Thats part of the reason why she speaks like she does. Cunt runs out of air just speaking more than two sentences.

 

[Even more 8008135]

It's the same fucking shit again and again and AGAIN with this fat goddamn loser.

This is now the least interesting thread of the handful I'm following, by far.

Just go away already Amber, nobody will notice the difference.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

Becky said someone from England came to Kentucky and gave her memaw the deed to a castle in the UK. Mind you she said she’s a direct descendant of king Edward the 3rd.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

Becky claimed to be Cherokee. I think it was Kate Winslet that made fun of that in her videos by playing native drumming and singing everytime Becky waddled by in the background. I had totally forgotten about that until you mentioned it. Ah, back when there was actually humour and entertainment in the Amberverse!

I don't remember anything about either of them claiming to be Irish, though. Maybe someone else remembers that. I just remember Amber claiming to be snooping around (she said "cleaning") her dad's stuff in his shed, and found a binder with paperwork regarding Ozzy Osborne (and implied that the Reids were related to them).

 

[Bogliacci]

There's really nothing like calling some white bread ass nigga for lying about being american indian to their face.

Until you do it to someone who then whips out their tribal card.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Am I thinking of someone else (poss Becky but she was too busy claiming to be a direct descendant of King Arthur of Camelot) but didn't she claim some shit like this years ago? Like her mother's family are porch of geese and cherokee or some nonsense, and her dad's side was Irish? Perhaps a more autistic Amber historian than I can clarify.

Just saw this today & reading your comment I immediately thought of sharing. Starting at about 1:22 (https://youtu.be/fe25cj8fWGg?si=Jp2lQ6txcO3gkH1_) she starts talking about the porkugeese bull shit & also mentions the Irish. She's not Portuguese AT ALL & she sounds like a dumb fuck every time she opens that fat, gaping maw.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

A lot of Americans feel this need to know where their family is from between how most Americans are not Native Indian by blood or just from how SJWs claim that whites (especially white Americans) have no culture save for their homeland’s (which is obviously bull but you get the idea). It can also be fascinating to see how x ancestor arrived from y and built a new life on the continent. The genealogy industry is huge in the US for a reason.

Yeah it's the New World and a whole lot of the various Europeans who immigrated here weren't literate and didn't have the ability to keep meaningful ties back home. Indentured servants, convicts, persecuted refugees, slaves, probably lots of bastard branches, just poor as fuck, etc all came here in spades. The result is a bunch of us until very recently could only trace our family tree as far back as the ancestor that first arrived here, and after a couple of generations lots of people know very little of their heritage other than half-remembered family lore passed down orally, any or all of which could be confabulation or outright fabricated bullshit. Becky's account of being literal royalty is one of the most egregious and hilariously retarded examples of this I've ever heard (though I suppose they have the cousin-fucker tradition right), but white trash claiming to be descended from a Cherokee princess has been a trope forever.

There's actual billions of Asians and Eastern Europeans who are direct descendants of Genghis Khan but you don't hear them yapping about it, because he's so far in the past that it's meaningless.

True, but again it is the New World and as far as lots of people know their family may as well have just appeared out of nowhere in America relatively recently. The oldest families with the most well-established lineage historically tended to be the richest and most high status. People like to know where they came from, that's not weird, but many Americans still seem to carry a bit of a complex about it that you won't see in Old World populations who are more secure in their very solid and long-established ties to their culture.

Also I have to mention that as a European I Hate it when these people claim to be one of us. No offense fatty but with the life you have allowed yourself to live, you wouldn't survive a month where I live. So she can stay at her apartment order ubereats until her untimely demise and claim she is Portuguese just to add some spice to her pathetic and sad reality.

Yeah, I can see how it's pretty insulting for someone like Hamber to try and appropriate your heritage because she thinks it explains away her acanthosis nigricans which is actually a result of being a lazy, fat fuck. Generally, though, when an American says something like "I'm three sixteenths Irish" or whatever, that has a different meaning here. They don't literally mean they are trying to claim they're one of you, it's more shorthand for either "I had a distant ancestor from around there" or describes their ties to Irish-American or Italian-American or African-American (etc) diaspora culture, which long ago became its own distinct thing. Granted, tons of Americans don't even really understand this distinction, but if you want to keep raking in the hundreds of billions of dollars catering to American heritage tourists, you'll have to deal with a few who are legitimately ignorant cunts. Not worth letting these people get to you, just humor the obnoxious Plastic Paddy retard for a few minutes and laugh at him behind his back later after you've taken his money.

More to the point, Hamberlynn is fat and Genghis Khan would not have sex with her.

 

[-Jack-]

I noticed that Amber's brother linked a gofundme campaign for his dog that got chomped by a pitbull, oddly under another family member's name as well(is Robert not the dead grandpa?). It's crazy seeing Methmama and Amber having girlypop fun buying random shit while Tony's down at rock bottom, and STILL homeless. Archive

He's on speaking terms with them to the extent of having "I miss/love you!!" "So proud of you!" comments sent his way, so I wonder why he remains as helpless as his sister when he could be taking advantage of the family down in Oklahoma in typical Reid fashion.

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It’s simple. Robert isn’t a famous, rich social media influencer girlypop! No.

If he’s still in active addiction I don’t blame the mum for taking a step back, Ambers entire family are all either active addicts (her included-food) or recovering/recovered (Mum).

The only thing I am wondering is what personality she’ll morph into when or if this “Tommy” girl shows up. The name Tommy is already giving me Destiny, butch dyke vibes.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Also I have to mention that as a European I Hate it when these people claim to be one of us. No offense fatty but with the life you have allowed yourself to live, you wouldn't survive a month where I live. So she can stay at her apartment order ubereats until her untimely demise and claim she is Portuguese just to add some spice to her pathetic and sad reality.

There are plenty of places Amber could not survive a month : South Sudan, Iraq and so on.

I am gonna add what ever shithole you live in to the list.

Rule one : Don't compare yourself to Amber. I'd like think the average person commenting on this thread has their life more together than a 600 pound death fat who managed to monetize their addiction.

So please, let me assume. Don't ruin the suspense. I don't need to hear about how Amber wouldn't be able to walk a foot in your shoes. Not all of us were lucky to have walk to school in the snow up hill both ways.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Just saw this today & reading your comment I immediately thought of sharing. Starting at about 1:22 (https://youtu.be/fe25cj8fWGg?si=Jp2lQ6txcO3gkH1_) she starts talking about the porkugeese bull shit & also mentions the Irish. She's not Portuguese AT ALL & she sounds like a dumb fuck every time she opens that fat, gaping maw.

I don’t care if she is Portuguese or not, but can she speaks Portuguese? If she can’t, then it is not relevant; she is a run of the mill Caucasian.

The only person of value here is Becky, being English royalty. /sarcasm

 

[Constellationzero]

Becky said someone from England came to Kentucky and gave her memaw the deed to a castle in the UK. Mind you she said she’s a direct descendant of king Edward the 3rd.

The deed tire necklace's grandma got:

 

[FatalTater]

That tale of someone giving Becky's grandma a castle sounds like the kind of bullshit story old timers like to tell to little kids just to watch their faces light up.
As for being descended from King Edward III, he lived from 1312 to 1377 and had 12 kids, at least half of the 12 had kids of their own. Good luck finding anyone with English ancestry who isn't related to him in one way or another.

Amber just wants to be foreign so she doesn't have to admit that her hands are brown because she never washes.

 

[powdered toast]

Five bucks says Hams Mother is gonna find out she's native and Amber is gonna go balls to the wall with this revelation.

It will be another victim identity checkbox to mark. Now not only will everyone else be fatphobic and homophobic, they will all be racist too. Too bad Jade won't be around to go to a museum for her. She and Mama can try to live on the Rez when her income bottoms out. No shit I would actually watch that maybe not even through reaction channels.