Hmm. No. Amber has recently released a couple of really click-baity titles and this thread hasn’t moved for days, hardly. Poor Amber is getting into the death stages of a YouTube channel. Nobody, not even we autists and completionists on the Farms are not bothering with comments or recaps.
I predict this will go one of three ways now.
One….She doubles down with click bait and keeps filming until she finds a new formula that actually engages her non ironic viewers and her hate watchers. She needs some new ideas for this…or a new side character. Her channel fades into obscurity.
Two…She developes a whole slew of new, scary diagnoses and bleats for attenshun right, left and centre for a while. Possibly involving a hospital admission. My guess, gallstones, kidney stones or makey-uppy disease no one’s ever heard of in Oklahoma.
Three….she hangs around like a bad smell. Tries to introduce some random “most amazeen new gorlfriends ever….and breaks up after the new caretaker gets it….she’s a caretaker and Amber is unbearable….her YT channel slowly carries on dying.
It’s a shame. She used to be a fine cow. Now she’s just cringey and obnoxious. I mean, she always was, but she had other things going for her.
She no longer does hauls. She no longer makes Lego (ssshh, but I’m a sucker for the Lego content. Don’t tell anyone.). She doesn’t cook anymore and she has no interesting side characters.
Amber, if you’re here. Do some cooking. Do some Lego. Stop trying to land a gorlfriend. You look sad and desperate.
The snails pace this thread is moving (even though she has uploaded) shows the lack of interest pervading her Cow Status.
Slommy Tommy
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