There's nothing to go on yet. With wipey, Amber publicly gave her first and last name, city she lived in, job, hobbies, date of birth etc. It doesn't take a black hat hacker to figure that one out. I doubt her real name is even Tommy if she's not a gas leak hallucination
The reverse Chantal. One sucking the life and money out of a brown man, one sucking the life and money out of Hamber. Couldn't happen to a better person. Hope it's somewhat true
With Amber’s track record? One guess.
Tommy could show up and a horrifed Amber discovers that Tommy does in fact have a "salami" for her. Are you ready for Tommy's slommy, Ambo?
Yeah, that was terrible, but this whole story - if not completely fabricated - is absolute lunacy)You know, there's still hope that this could be a Nigerian romance scammer. Amber bought the ticket for "Tommy" (TAHIR), but "she" was unfortunately detained in Turkey by customs before she could board her connecting flight for trying to bring over the gold bars and diamonds that she received as payment for her most recent oil rig gig and put in her carry on bag. They'll just be a slight delay before we can meet Tahir- er, Tommy, because Amber will first have to hire a lawyer for Tommy to be released, pay the official Turkish government permit to transport precious metals and gems, and the fee for the shipping company to deliver it to Amber's "package room" in her apartment complex.
WTF is wrong with you? NGL, I don’t mind the dinosaur purse, but not as a shelf “ordament”. I have a feisty 5 year old niece who would love that. The phone bag though, she wouldn’t even know what that is supposed to be! It’s decades out of kids knowledge.
It's WILD to me that this stupid fat bitch has no clue who she herself is. She's just an empty, useless pile of lard. No personality, no hopes, dreams or aspirations. She is only who she's around at the time. Her real self is too much of a piece of shit to be around. Imagine basing your entire fucking existence on others. That would be trash, but so is she so..
For a photo shoot, it could look cute. That’s what I was picturing. As an actual item? No
I can see the dinosaur purse being a choice but not for Amber. An accent purse if you wanna cosplay as a Lolita for a con or go full tilt harajuku and make that your entire aesthetic. Amber bought that purse because shooo cyuuuute and she loves dinosaurs - remember, she’s a real dinosaur fan guise - but not only is that purse barely functional because I doubt she can get her giant phone or wallet in it, bet money it’s never gonna leave that shelf.
Yes. It's clearly a three-horn. Close second to her favorite, the long-neck
A purse like that is meant to be cute, not functional. With the size of smartphones these days and the size of women’s wallets, that purse wouldn’t hold much more than a set of house keys. It’s a night out purse more than anything - phone, cash/cards, ID and keys. And we all know Amber doesn’t go anywhere
