Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Could she even name the dinosaur that purse is poorly trying to represent, since she's such a dInOsAuR GirLiE?
I think it's less about being a dinosaur girlie-pop and more about her degenerate, poorly disguised age-play fetish. New Mommy Tommy is going to need to see Amberlynn's juvenile-ness in person, so she's getting all this stupid Temu-flavoured pink tat, just like the phone purse. It'll collect dust just like her expert layyyygos.
 
a redditor is claiming they saw hamber out at the bars tonight holding hands with a masculine tall blonde (lol). i guess we'll see if that description matches the new gorl if she actually appears on camera

I never trust these things but when they go out of their way to say they cannot reveal the location and act like they saw someone important is when it's the bullshit alarm goes off. It's a fat woman. You can say where you saw her. The FB group (is that still around) used to do this a lot. I guess we'll see but the idea that Amber was 1) out of the house, 2) in public, and 3)in a bar holding hands with someone doesn't sound like anything she'd want to do. But maybe she'll start doing literally anything again?
 
I never trust these things but when they go out of their way to say they cannot reveal the location and act like they saw someone important is when it's the bullshit alarm goes off. It's a fat woman. You can say where you saw her. The FB group (is that still around) used to do this a lot. I guess we'll see but the idea that Amber was 1) out of the house, 2) in public, and 3)in a bar holding hands with someone doesn't sound like anything she'd want to do. But maybe she'll start doing literally anything again?
Tbf, considering the rate hamber subreddits get nuked, I could understand the withholding of "doxxable" info
 
Reasons why this is a Hamtard sock or just a troll/attention whore

1. Mentions Amber herpling outside without taking a break! (like makes it a point to let everyone know Amber is svelte af even though in her own vlogs we see her sitting outside cause shes too fat to walk/stand normally).
2. Mentions how much "smaller" Hammy looks irl vs her videos. :story: :story:
3. Also mentions how good Amber looked
4. Mentioned how✨ Slommy Tommii✨ held hands with her the whole time but instead of saying how they looked in the face they claim they were looking more at Hammy instead. ✨Slommy Tommii ✨ is a skinny masculine king.
5. Amber going to a gay bar with single gay women everywhere with her jealous ass... sure Jan. :tomgirl:
6. Also, they just so happen to claim they've been away from the Guntyverse and didn't know Amber was single again. :smug:

Reddit is cancer. 👌
 
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Reasons why this is a Hamtard sock or just a troll/attention whore

1. mentions Amber herpling outside without taking a break!
2. Mentions how much "smaller" Hammy looks irl
3. Also mentions how good Amber looked
4. Mentioned how Slommy Tommii held hands with her the whole time.
5. Amber going to a gay bar... sure Jan.

Reddit is cancer.
i didn't bother reading much of the page or even think of this possibility....

formally retracting my benefit of doubt
 
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Apathetic Faxx posted some pictures from Ambos TikTok(?), allegedly showing a hickey on her neck. I guess her sweaty neck folds were just too tempting for Tommi to pass up huh?

Is this it gorls? Has Wifey 2.0 finally landed? IMG_3686.jpeg
 
Apathetic Faxx posted some pictures from Ambos TikTok(?), allegedly showing a hickey on her neck. I guess her sweaty neck folds were just too tempting for Tommi to pass up huh?

Is this it gorls? Has Wifey 2.0 finally landed?View attachment 6217433

Allegedly she has come and gone, we don't get to see her tho so she must be imaginary or grotesque

Edit: we see a hand. Its white wipey pt 2 the remix
 
Saw this comment, does anyone know the source? Haven't read anything about it, or maybe I missed it.
Someone claimed in one of the Subreddits to have seen Amber coming out of a bar with a tall, butch, white woman. Etc. etc. Described what they were wearing and how they looked. They said Amber didn't look quite as big as she does online and that the new gf was fat, but normal fat.
 

Allegedly she has come and gone, we don't get to see her tho so she must be imaginary or grotesque

Edit: we see a hand. Its white wipey pt 2 the remix
What a stupid bitch. This entire video feels so orchestrated & performative. She's on the cusp of retardation & it's pathetic to watch. She's so fucking stupid & useless.

How long y'all give it before the new bitch meets the REAL hamber & dumps her ass like everyone else has?
 
Someone claimed in one of the Subreddits to have seen Amber coming out of a bar with a tall, butch, white woman. Etc. etc. Described what they were wearing and how they looked. They said Amber didn't look quite as big as she does online and that the new gf was fat, but normal fat.
Apparently the post was deleted and the user blocked, they think it's a sock account, there's zero chance of Amber looking smaller in person, that's impossible.
 
Apparently the post was deleted and the user blocked, they think it's a sock account, there's zero chance of Amber looking smaller in person, that's impossible.
There’s an old saying that “the camera adds 10lbs”. These days though, the camera phone takes off 50+ pounds.

I did get to read through that thread earlier, and it did look very suspicious from the get go. For starters, if your watching for your Uber on phone, then why not quickly snap a photo of someone that’s 30 feet away. The person also claimed they watched her walking away hand in hand with her new boo, and there was no waddle, or breaks in pace. Amber allegedly lives across the road from a gay bar. If she’s on foot going to a bar, surely it would make sense that she goes to that one.
 
Apparently the post was deleted and the user blocked, they think it's a sock account, there's zero chance of Amber looking smaller in person, that's impossible.

Only if by "smaller", they meant shorter. Stinky McLeakyLegs is barely over 5 feet, and it's easy to forget that when her bulk is front and centre in a video and she associates with fellow short-asses like Destiny.
 
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