Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bipolar Tomato]

You can hide your foul smell when you are in a long-distance relationship, now in person this cow has to finally clean her massively body properly and brush those nasty teeth. Honestly, how can anyone touch her? She's disgusting, at her size she cannot shower properly and is probably incapable of wiping her ass.

 

[Constellationzero]

We also had Eric's videos which, although boring beyond belief, gave us some classic insights and candid shots of Amber, that were unflattering in terms of both her body and her personality.

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She would've made a much better Dead Rising boss than Darlene.

 

[Constellationzero]

what kind of person can pick up and move across the country with a weeks notice?

When the parole board grants your release date, hands you 200$ and dumps you at the Greyhound station in buttfuck Ohio.

 

[FatalTater]

It has to be either a mental patient or a degenerate that would date Amber.

*IF* it's a real person, that is.

 

[pippeyyy]

It has to be either a mental patient or a degenerate who would date Amber.

*IF* it's a real person, that is.

"She's going to clean her nasty ass and pussy. There have to be real, right?"

What Amber thought everyone would be thinking with that haul video. She hasn't been around normal-sized people for so long that she doesn't remember deodorant, razors, and face wash is just part of life. It means sexy time to her. Which is funny, NGL.

 

[Mekahineyho]

“Weight watchers made a lot of money because of me”

 

[Jerome Saunders]

New pink toys/purses
hygiene products
new bedding with pink stuffies
New pink razor to shave her Portuguese minge

I think we got a new Daddy/BBGOrl caretaker! (if only in ambers mind)

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

can we call the new scammer gf salami tommy? Then we can have the stinky adventures of Big AL and Salami Tommy

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Crazy how she ran out of deodorant (two types!), face moisturizer, bath wash, body scrub, razors, dry shampoo, makeup wipes, etc all at the same time... it's almost as if she doesn't normally have or use that stuff daily. That's to make no mention of the stinky pillows and blankets she had to replace.

Notice she never buys any bar soap (except the last time someone here called her out on it and then the next video she bought a 20 pack), yet is constantly getting more double-packs of those makeup removing wipes every single haul? I wonder if she uses those for her sponge-baths...

 

[MonsterHigh197]

This woman is 33 years old? How the fuck is this a thing to show off ....... A Phone Purse.
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Another thing that will rot on a shelf and not move.

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Fatso thinks she’s some type of fashion girly like the ones you see on tiktok. Sadly there’s not a lot of clothes that come in tent sizes. Even if there were, the dumb bitch still wouldn’t know how to coordinate a good outfit.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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This scene & her stupid smug ass pissed me off. She's such a stupid bitch. Being the queen of the fat useless piles of shit isn't a flex.

can we call the new scammer gf salami tommy? Then we can have the stinky adventures of Big AL and Salami Tommy

Slommy Tommy is what people are calling her lmao.

 

[TardiX]

This scene & her stupid smug ass pissed me off.

It reminded me of her "Hello Temu? Love your stuff" cringe Abby-Lee Miller looking ass cover head to snaggle-toes in $8 worth of chink junk

 

[-Jack-]

If this dyke turns out to be real. i imagine we may be getting the “Awhhh Baybeeeeee” she would say to Jade. But a lesbian called Tommy, she may call her daddy. I don’t think I can prepare myself for that.

Hopefully this makes her life somewhat interesting, maybe some good ol’ fashion lesbian drama between the Amber, Tommy, Mamalynn and Grannylyn. Who knows, maybe Amber could start doing sex toy hauls.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This woman is 33 years old? How the fuck is this a thing to show off ....... A Phone Purse.
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Another thing that will rot on a shelf and not move.

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The phone purse is hilarious, unfortunately it will never be seen again. I would love to see her waddle around with that outside.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The phone purse is hilarious, unfortunately it will never be seen again. I would love to see her waddle around with that outside.

Tbh a supermodel dressed in a cool black outfit would make that look amazing but on Amber, it just emphasizes how huge she is

 

[QueenCeeCee]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

 

[Randomrando]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

This is as close as she's getting.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

I'm surprised there is no sightings/intel on this Tommy girl yet. Any info on the probably fictious Valentine ?

According to Amber, she is always recognized when she is in public, but we rarely get to see photos of her. I was certain someone would have taken a photo of her and the mysterious friends, but nothing. Oklahoma gorlies need to step up their game.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

According to Amber, she is always recognized when she is in public, but we rarely get to see photos of her. I was certain someone would have taken a photo of her and the mysterious friends, but nothing. Oklahoma gorlies need to step up their game.

She probably is recognized in public. She’s probably her neighborhood’s resident oddity, like the guy who glued the poker dogs to the roof of his car or the fat dog that sleeps in the middle of street and won’t move when you honk at it in mine