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Only native thing about their family is the amount of alcohol they consume
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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This is where I check out of your argument.
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Isn’t the English royalty family tree riddled with incest? I wouldn’t be bragging about being related to one of those drooling incest abominations, but then again, that’s probably why Becky looks the way she does.
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Where ya at Amber? Ain’t got shit to say after a former President almost got his head blown off but you were laughing at Jade using his mugshot as a phone background, So funny.
Yeah, give me the MATI stickers, I know I deserve it. Fuck it.
Yeah, give me the MATI stickers, I know I deserve it. Fuck it.
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She doesn't have opinions on anything unless it's given to her by her carer. Give her time to talk to
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Im catching up with the Amberverse because Ive had better things to do recently (though let’s be honest, we all do but this is fun) but I wonder why she’s even bringing up this Portuguese shit now when she hasn’t mentioned it at all in years. It’s never been relevant at all but this seems to be coming out of left field.. Now we’re speculating about whether this new girlfriend even exists but im inclined to believe there’s someone floating around somewhere. Maybe not at the level of girlfriend like she’s trying to tell us but someone where she feels the need to bring this up. Because WE already know she’s said this
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Does Amber even know who Trump is? After all, Trump is not food.
Not everyone here is American and not everyone here gives a shit about him or specifically American politics.
I hope Amber gets a typical dyke uhaul for her Tommy
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Yeah no shit. This you though?
Anyway, Amber is fat and not in a relationship, etc.
Yes it is me. Sorry your country is going through difficult times. Sending thoughts and prays tho! Maybe Amber can shout out Mr. Donald in her new upload.
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Must contemporary United States politics creep in to every discussion?
If Amber decides to make a (doubtlessly) tone-deaf and absurd statement on the assassination attempt in a desperate ploy for relevance (or to make it all about her), I will certainly enjoy watching the resulting fallout and freak outs though.
If Amber decides to make a (doubtlessly) tone-deaf and absurd statement on the assassination attempt in a desperate ploy for relevance (or to make it all about her), I will certainly enjoy watching the resulting fallout and freak outs though.
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She lives in Oklahoma now. Most of the state is Reservation.
She's probably skeered that someone will think her
Gotta be special and quirky, dontcha know.
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She knows him as the person you'll sit next to in hell if you dare to mail her some Easter bread.
It'll likely be the reason behind her next "my mentulz were really bad/something terrible happened that I can't talk about nonsense" bullshit attention seeking vlog.
Chinead O’Beezer
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So do you want Amber to laugh at it so you can be even angrier or are you just desperately longing for her well informed and calmly measured take on a historical event? Personally in times like these I look to Tammy Slaton for guidance and comfort.
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Donald Trump doesn't realize how close he got to spending eternity next to someone who sent food to a food-enjoyer.
Anyone wanting to relive the Fat Amber vs Strawberry Hill delivery can go to page 3352 of this thread.
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She will. Every clout-chasing ytuber is going to make a "serious" video about this to cash in. She just needs to know what opinion to have first. She already knows Orange Man Bad and will burn in Hell with people that send other people gifts, but nobody has formed this thought for her yet. She will copy her response from some other ytuber she watches, and make sure it stirs up some drama to drive traffic to her channel. The only original thinking she has ever done is in her degeneracy with her fantasy smut writing about 400 vaginas or whatever the fuck it was.
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can you beileve amber used to have her own board lmao
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Imagine if her new gf really was Tammy Slater. Gorl might even crack 100k views!
But probably not.
But probably not.
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Hmm. No. Amber has recently released a couple of really click-baity titles and this thread hasn’t moved for days, hardly. Poor Amber is getting into the death stages of a YouTube channel. Nobody, not even we autists and completionists on the Farms are not bothering with comments or recaps.
I predict this will go one of three ways now.
One….She doubles down with click bait and keeps filming until she finds a new formula that actually engages her non ironic viewers and her hate watchers. She needs some new ideas for this…or a new side character. Her channel fades into obscurity.
Two…She developes a whole slew of new, scary diagnoses and bleats for attenshun right, left and centre for a while. Possibly involving a hospital admission. My guess, gallstones, kidney stones or makey-uppy disease no one’s ever heard of in Oklahoma.
Three….she hangs around like a bad smell. Tries to introduce some random “most amazeen new gorlfriends ever….and breaks up after the new caretaker gets it….she’s a caretaker and Amber is unbearable….her YT channel slowly carries on dying.
It’s a shame. She used to be a fine cow. Now she’s just cringey and obnoxious. I mean, she always was, but she had other things going for her.
She no longer does hauls. She no longer makes Lego (ssshh, but I’m a sucker for the Lego content. Don’t tell anyone.). She doesn’t cook anymore and she has no interesting side characters.
Amber, if you’re here. Do some cooking. Do some Lego. Stop trying to land a gorlfriend. You look sad and desperate.
The snails pace this thread is moving (even though she has uploaded) shows the lack of interest pervading her Cow Status.
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Now we see it was driven by the cast of characters and their strife living with a 620lb smelly monster.