Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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Hot take from this? Fatty uses a wheelchair / scooty puff to get around the home. He's not doing well.

I like how she doesn't even refute that Jack wants Biden dead, just that he's too much of a feckless, fat retard to do anything about it. Felted by mother in law ouch

It's not like she likes Fatty or anything but just needs to vent on Boomerbook.

 

[Vect]

Imagine fedposting over Weekend at Bernies.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Who would win in a fight, Biden or Jack?

 

[densedance]

Hot take from this? Fatty uses a wheelchair / scooty puff to get around the home. He's not doing well.

It's probably good enough to roll from the TV back to the Kitchen to get some snacks before continiuing with Blues Clues.

So it's absolutely fine for him.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Imagine fedposting over Weekend at Bernies.

Does it even count as a credible death threat if the very basis of it is the assumption that the targets already dead? Do these rules apply to a Lich, and if so does it only count if you go after the phylactery?

 

[AltisticRight]

Who would win in a fight, Biden or Jack?

Biden can probably make a nice omelette, make proper ice cream, and speak more coherently despite a 42C fever and 10 colds.

He can run too, he'll only trip over once.

So Biden.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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I really hope this is some sort of misunderstanding or troll, because the idea that the FBI would take Jack Scalfani as a credible threat is absolutely insane.

I mean, his cooking DOES qualify as biological warfare and likely more deadly to a old man like Biden than something like a .22lr shot but how exactly do they expect the threat to actually get close to the POTUS? Do they expect Jack to shuffle his half numb stroke lardass of a body into a restricted area like a kitchen working on a meal for the President and no one noticing it?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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why do I have a feeling this is fake? I'm not saying it is, but it seems like something the magatards that follow/related to jack would come up with.
"I just posted a negative comment about biden, then seal team 6 busted down my door to kill me because I know DA TRUTH!!!1!"
also, despite popular belief, threatening someone's life isn't covered by the first amendment, so you'll most likely going to get a visit by someone. if it's a politician, yeah, they're busting down your door. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hot take from this? Fatty uses a wheelchair / scooty puff to get around the home. He's not doing well.

I'm surprised he haven't tried to attach a gun mound to his scooty pooty.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The funniest possible end for Jack. Waterboarding at Gauntanamo bay.

 

[SangeAndYasha]

There's something amusing about the AI slop thumbnails I can't put my finger on. They're wrong in much more subtle ways than the real slop in the videos.

This one from a few months ago? Or did he make another sacrilegious "Lazy Man" recipe?

I love the weird watery explosion of cheese droplets around the spoon in this one and the weird knife(?) With 1 1/2 cherry tomatoes(?) next to it.

 

[biggacracka]

I really hope this is some sort of misunderstanding or troll, because the idea that the FBI would take Jack Scalfani as a credible threat is absolutely insane.

I mean, his cooking DOES qualify as biological warfare and likely more deadly to a old man like Biden than something like a .22lr shot but how exactly do they expect the threat to actually get close to the POTUS? Do they expect Jack to shuffle his half numb stroke lardass of a body into a restricted area like a kitchen working on a meal for the President and no one noticing it?

I'm now imagining a Hitman mod where you play as fatty trying to pass yourself as a chef to get close to the targets lmao

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There's something amusing about the AI slop thumbnails I can't put my finger on. They're wrong in much more subtle ways than the real slop in the videos.


I love the weird watery explosion of cheese droplets around the spoon in this one.

I would rather see AI art than a thumbnail of him opening his pig like mouth.

 

[Nick Obre]

Biden can probably make a nice omelette, make proper ice cream, and speak more coherently despite a 42C fever and 10 colds.

He can run too, he'll only trip over once.

So Biden.

No actually I don't think he can

 

[RodgerDodger]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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Did Jack offer to cook for Biden? Because that's the only credible threat I can think of?

 

[biggacracka]

Did Jack offer to cook for Biden? Because that's the only credible threat I can think of?

I wish he had offered to send him dehydrated undercooked turkey instead of (allegedly) sending it to US troops

 

[AnOminous]

Did anyone see anything in that stream or in his tweets that would actually justify an SS visit? Because I didn't see anything in this thread. Also I doubt anyone would watch hours of Jagoff's conspiracy retardation. I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Did anyone see anything in that stream or in his tweets that would actually justify an SS visit? Because I didn't see anything in this thread. Also I doubt anyone would watch hours of Jagoff's conspiracy retardation. I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?

I feel like people getting visits from the feds has more to do with bored federal agents wanting the public to get the impression that they're being constantly monitored by the feds than it has to do with whether the feds think that a particular threat is credible or not.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?

The Secret Service still take Biden's words seriously so it's not outside the realm of possibility for them to treat what Jack says seriously.

 

[moocow]

The SS (lol, the irony) are generally just as retarded as the regular FBI, and are biased in the same ways the FBI is. I expect the only reason they supposedly liked working protection duty for Trump was that he treated them very well, unlike (apparently) most politicians who live and/or work in the White House who tend to treat them like shit.

They absolutely would pay an idiot a visit for making some off-hand remark that no one would take seriously, even things that are deliberately and quite clearly a joke. SNL once did a bit where several performers talked about how hyper-sensitive the SS is about it and each of them said things like "yeah, you really can't get away with saying [looks directly into the camera] 'I'm going to k_ll the president' or you can get in real trouble." And yes, the SS did give them a stern talking to for that.

They're bored, stupid and on a power trip. They're also ostensibly trying to protect the president from genuine threats, but since there really aren't any, they have to try to look like they're doing something to justify their absurd budget. And I guess getting mugged while escorting the president doesn't count as "looking busy."

 

[Burd Turglar]

Biden can probably make a nice omelette, make proper ice cream, and speak more coherently despite a 42C fever and 10 colds.

He can run too, he'll only trip over once.

So Biden.

If biden can cook an omelet, then I have a 3 foot cock and 24 pack abs.