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[abobe]

Did anyone see anything in that stream or in his tweets that would actually justify an SS visit? Because I didn't see anything in this thread. Also I doubt anyone would watch hours of Jagoff's conspiracy retardation. I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?

Jack probably said something about Biden at the July 4th get together and someone reported him out of spite. Or he was questioned because the Baldwin family, who puts it together, is involved in some far right shit out on their property.

 

[Caligura]

Biden can probably make a nice omelette, make proper ice cream, and speak more coherently despite a 42C fever and 10 colds.

He can run too, he'll only trip over once.

So Biden.

Nah man, Jack can just body slam him and he's fucking pancaked. He just needs to get the jump on ol' Joe.

 

[Tiresome]

Nah man, Jack can just body slam him and he's fucking pancaked. He just needs to get the jump on ol' Joe.

Jack doesn't have the core strength to get out of his chair. Mass means nothing if it physically can't move.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Of all presidents to threaten, Joe's the worst choice due to being a few feet in the grave already.

 

[Bassomatic]

LMFAO Jack getting a glowie visit was NOT on my bad things happening to fat gay man bingo.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Do we have word from Jack about this? If it actually happened, I wouldn't expect him to keep off Twatter long after the feds got back into their vans to leave.

And if it did, shame he didn't get clapped like the boomer in Utah.

 

[densedance]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do we have word from Jack about this? If it actually happened, I wouldn't expect him to keep off Twatter long after the feds got back into their vans to leave.

I could have sworn one of Jack's horrible Bitmojis was fedpost-y recently, but only if you didn't know anything about Jack's physical capabilities.

Maybe when the Secret Service goes to check out an actual threat, they also check on other flags in that physical area, to save on gas or something. Someone five miles away said something credible, so they're going to pop in on ol' Strokey along the way since they already signed the car out from the motor pool.

That's probably a bit optimistic from the standpoint of government efficiency and economy, though.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

They're bored, stupid and on a power trip. They're also ostensibly trying to protect the president from genuine threats, but since there really aren't any, they have to try to look like they're doing something to justify their absurd budget. And I guess getting mugged while escorting the president doesn't count as "looking busy."

We should reintroduce the $500 and $1,000 bills to make counterfeiting more fun. Give them something to do.

It'd come in handy as well so why not?

 

[moocow]

We should reintroduce the $500 and $1,000 bills to make counterfeiting more fun. Give them something to do.

I'm still waiting for the US to go full Zimbabwe mode with trillion-dollar bank notes.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Of all presidents to threaten, Joe's the worst choice due to being a few feet in the grave already.

They should also keep in mind the high possibility the person making the threat won't outlive Biden.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I could have sworn one of Jack's horrible Bitmojis was fedpost-y recently, but only if you didn't know anything about Jack's physical capabilities.

Maybe when the Secret Service goes to check out an actual threat, they also check on other flags in that physical area, to save on gas or something. Someone five miles away said something credible, so they're going to pop in on ol' Strokey along the way since they already signed the car out from the motor pool.

That's probably a bit optimistic from the standpoint of government efficiency and economy, though.

Anyone seen Chad from his old church?

That guy was schizo. Recently kidnapped an Amazon driver, goes on rants all the time, abuses wife, plays with knives, etc

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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This makes me convinced the fed story from his relative is fake, Jack would be talking all about it

 

[ZipDisk]

Fucking Jack the oracle in that video. "Someone is coming to your doorstep"

Honestly, I couldn't understand what the fuck he was saying for the full video, aside from when he said he was going to eat the dog, which may be the longest running joke about hope in this thread.

I honestly couldn't tell what side of the moon landing argument he was on, he seemed to change his mind at least three times. First it was definitely fake because we only went once, which chat corrected him on. Then they couldn't have faked it because someone would have talked by now. Then it was fake again and he stopped and looked really angry, then went on to some other topic.

I did not catch the fedposting moment in the video, but I did stop watching it because Jack was not making any fucking sense. I did get to see Rob leave.

Him angrily declaring that food fun and family is dead was one of the few coherent moments. The video was unpleasant to watch and I spent most of my 20's babysitting drunks.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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What the hell is fatty talking about?

Nah man, Jack can just body slam him and he's fucking pancaked. He just needs to get the jump on ol' Joe.

Jack only has one functioning arm and can't get out of his wheelchair. He ain't bodyslamming a toddler, much less a grown adult

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

What the hell is fatty talking about?

I doubt he even knows - Feels like some boomer fishing where you pretend to know whats going on in the hopes that other peoples comments clue you in without looking ignorant. Jacks too prideful to even think about admitting ignorance.

 

[Gulls on Film]

I can't really get mad even though the secret service responds to obviously fake threats to pad their budget. It's been well known since the 90's that if you threaten the president online with your real identity, you might be getting a knock at your door. Even null can't tell the feds to fuck off if someone here posts about doing something to the president in minecraft if they use their real IP address and email on their account. I'm just going to laugh at the fact that the agents probably opened up his 50 grill boxes in his garage because that would be an obvious place to hide a cache of guns only to discover that Jack does own 50 partially assembled grills, so some dude had to write 'Suspect is actually just retarded' on an official government report.

This makes me convinced the fed story from his relative is fake, Jack would be talking all about it

He probably doesn't even know it happened, because Tammy answered the door while he was watching Blue's Clue.

 

[Pig Cups]

It looks like the feds paid Jack a visit, per his mother-in-law.

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God, do I hope it actually happened.

If anything, it’d be fun to watch him death spiral down the conspiritard rabbit hole even harder as a result of such an experience. Jack’s so boring lately, him going full schizo would liven things up quite nicely.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Did anyone see anything in that stream or in his tweets that would actually justify an SS visit? Because I didn't see anything in this thread. Also I doubt anyone would watch hours of Jagoff's conspiracy retardation. I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?

Some of us do, and then we spend hours chuckling about it.

It’s a lot of fun. But it’s never been this much fun.


That being said, Jack didn’t say anything that I had seen. It was his beluga headed brother Chuck in California. The smart computer guy that got Jack on Carnivore diet. I’m guessing that either Carol had dramaticized a visit that Charles had by substituting Jack into the story (something that shrewish witch would do), or Jack had said something in a direct message to Chuck in agreement of the offending post, that was concerning enough to give Jack a visit as well. Jack is always sucking up to Chuck for asspats, so entirely believable that he would had added to Chuck’s description

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I have to admit a man in Jack's physical health trying to kill a man in Joe's physical health would make a good comedy. Joe with his dementia riddled mind always accidently evading Jack's attempt to kill him from his rascal. God Damn can we dig up and resurrect Leslie Nielsen and Dom Deluise.