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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack reviews "Fly Me to the Moon" and spends the entire review complaining about how the Moon Landing is fake. Seriously he doesn't even review say anything about the movie at all and just rants about the government.



Meanwhile he keeps complaining about the government and Internet

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Yet....I WANT BIGGER FOOD

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I'm surprised he haven't tried to attach a gun mound to his scooty pooty.
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Oh I could see him do this because he's such a fragile little bitch that he would want people to be scared of him. Then they'd just fall over laughing as he tries to work it with just one arm.

This is the faggot that has guns in the house and keep them not only loaded but cocked and ready to go because again he can't work a slide with one hand.

Did anyone see anything in that stream or in his tweets that would actually justify an SS visit? Because I didn't see anything in this thread. Also I doubt anyone would watch hours of Jagoff's conspiracy retardation. I just wonder could anyone watch Jagoff on video and think he's anything but a crippled nearly dead retard?
Could be some gayops but my guess is he had a post online which could be taken in the wrong way and somebody reported it?

Nah man, Jack can just body slam him and he's fucking pancaked. He just needs to get the jump on ol' Joe.
Fatty can barely stand up and walk. Even Biden would be able to get away from him.

Running him down using his scooty-puff however? Totally doable.
 
Jack reviews "Fly Me to the Moon" and spends the entire review complaining about how the Moon Landing is fake. Seriously he doesn't even review say anything about the movie at all and just rants about the government.

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"well... so... well what we're gonna do is, we're gonna pretend we're the government, we're gonna pretend that we're gonna....film this fake moon landing... AND BY GOLLY! It's gonna be a real moon landing! i'm like... really? thats how they did it? so who's gonna make the movie with us that jams political stuff. oh i know! APPLE..."
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This makes me convinced the fed story from his relative is fake, Jack would be talking all about it
Nah. Just too scurred to be a big man about it because that gets him another knock on the door, and too embarrassed to be a lil faggot man about it because that makes him the fed's little bitch boy.

Exactly as the feds intended.
 
Jr is @christ5president2024. @Fub was just some retard trying to start shit.



I still don't understand why Jack holds the opinions he does. He calls himself right wing, but he's nothing but a faggot faux-Christian welfare queen. Disallow a neo-Nazi or KKK member from mentioning skin color while describing a nigger, and they'd have Jack to a T.

Are you really that dumb
Edit: stroke man bad
 
>be me
>be FBI agent
>boss tells me some people have made spicy posts online so I’m doing house calls today
>”are these genuine calls to violent action or just americripples complaining about the president?”
>boss is confused
>i get out the threat matrix chart from training and explain the difference between a clear and present danger and an expression of federally protected free speech
>he laughs
>”they’re genuine threats, son”
>get to the assignment, knock on the door
>it’s an americripple complaining about the president
I remember as a child the local library getting a visit from the secret service because someone scratched I want to kill the president onto the men’s room mirror. They showed up with nothing more than that to go on and were able to figure out who did it in a day, went and had a conversation with him, found out he was just an anti social sperg and left.

I think if they get the call they have to go out.
 
We went to the Moon 6 fucking times you retard. The Camera was mounted to the Lunar Module. Lastly if we did fake it what was the Soviets in on it you don't think they'd call us out on that shit in a heartbeat if there was even a 1 percent chance, we faked it?

Men gave their lives for us to achieve going to the moon so fuck you Jack and anyone who agrees with your dumb ass.

Edit: All the moon landings were under Nixon you'd think a Republican would take the W and point out how the Dems cut the Budget for Social Programs and blame them and "Socialism" for us not going back. It's wacky but at least you're not a retard who claims we faked the moon landing.
 
We went to the Moon 6 fucking times you retard. The Camera was mounted to the Lunar Module. Lastly if we did fake it what was the Soviets in on it you don't think they'd call us out on that shit in a heartbeat if there was even a 1 percent chance, we faked it?

Men gave their lives for us to achieve going to the moon so fuck you Jack and anyone who agrees with your dumb ass.

Edit: All the moon landings were under Nixon you'd think a Republican would take the W and point out how the Dems cut the Budget for Social Programs and blame them and "Socialism" for us not going back. It's wacky but at least you're not a retard who claims we faked the moon landing.
The American flag was placed on the moon, though it's been bleached over the ensuing decades. We just need to put more flags on the other planets. Leave no solid planet without an American flag.
 
I already have talked with Elon, I'm going to mars with an American flag and a no fat chicks sign.

Sorry Jack you can't come because Tammy can't drive you now.
What's worse, the idea of being trapped on a spaceship for 9 months with Jack while it slow transfers to Mars? Or the realization that everyone aboard needs to have a job to be worth bringing, so the only reason Jack could possibly be there is as a mission cook.
 
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I swear to God, the other day i saw a homeless man throw one on the ground after a bite.

What's worse, the idea of being trapped on a spaceship for 9 months with Jack while it slow transfers to Mars? Or the realization that everyone aboard needs to have a job to be worth bringing, so the only reason Jack could possibly be there is as a mission cook.
Listening to Jack keep asking questions about the astronaut food as he eats months supply the first day would make me turn that rocket directly into the sun.
 
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edit: extreme attitude from tammy @ around 6:46
edit 2: i don't know if it's just me but this seems like one of the strangest uploads in quite a while. it's like a fever dream.
Who would want to buy this? This is how I use up leftover tortilla's at home when they're close to bad, stuff them with a bit of leftover meat and cheese, roll 'em and use a sauce to cover the slight dryness from them going stale. The only difference here is they use the sauce as a dip, I just put it in the roll, but I can see dumbasses squirting it all out into their lap then I guess. I cannot think of a good reason to pay any sort of food service premium for that crap though.
 
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edit: extreme attitude from tammy @ around 6:46
edit 2: i don't know if it's just me but this seems like one of the strangest uploads in quite a while. it's like a fever dream.
Obese white woman unenthusiastically puts flaccid white tubes in her mouth while her fat retard cuck watches and narrates, pronounces that she doesn't like the quote unquote garlic aioli, "if you like cheese you'll really like that one, it's oozing." Worst bukkake video ever. I feel like I just watched something from efukt.
 
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edit: extreme attitude from tammy @ around 6:46
"everyone is talking about it" no, no one has been talking about this shit from subway.

Did he order anything or does he expect us to believe Tammy ate all that by herself ?
She takes a few bites and Fatty pretends she at that entire pile of food. 3 shitty wraps, a cookie, and a churro, and a pretzel. Considering Fatty gets angy in videos when he can't eat quickly enough, it's possible they split that pile of food or just ordered more because remember, Tammy is a fatass herself as well. Fatty on the other hand is amazed that this is their flatbread product and not a tortilla(because he doesn't realize what a tortilla is...)

I cannot think of a good reason to pay any sort of food service premium for that crap though.
Good reason, no. Reason people will pay for this shit? Because they're dumb and don't realize they can do this at home? That it's Subway scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to get the cheapest thing they can on the menu while still having some margin on it? Subway was already pretty bad as it is and would not be on my list of places to go for a quick bite while busy, but this shit just looks awful, and is precisely the sort of thing Fatty would think is cool or whatever.
 
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