DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

I bet he will bitch about game pass prices when he comes back.

 

[Yautja]

Hey look! He moved the camera. Wish he could do that when doing the phantom pushups.

Here is some feet for your nightmare.

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Holy shit glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of the pushups. Still triggers me to this day

 

[Squatty Potty]

I bet he will bitch about game pass prices when he comes back.

If anyone in the world has zero right to complain about a 4 dollar price hike to game pass, it's Mr $5K per month business expenses.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Welcome to the vortex, everyone. He's been like this for years. He won't ever get better. It's a slow and eternal decline from here on out, at least until OIC finally murders Phil and turns him into a skinsuit.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

 

[myone]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Different strokes for different folks. There's people on this site who truly enjoy seeing someone flip a virtual coin with 49.9% odds for hours on end, even though the world is chock full of desperate drug addicted gamblers like that.

If you're truly curious, there's plenty of examples of what people find funny about DSP assembled in this subforum.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Honestly, I think he doesn't even enjoy it. I think the only reason he still plays it and dumps tens of thousands into it is his Oppositional defiant disorder trying to show the trolls in his own mind.

WWE Champions is not a game you enjoy. It's a pure time waster, especially at Phil's level.

 

[Prof Loco Strikes Back]

DSP Tries It: Failing to mod a fight stick and getting $1 during the stream.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

He is just a fuck up but it's just the way he fucks up that somehow entertaining to us. Take the following clip for example, for me its the funniest fuck up i have ever seen.

I don't know how to show youtube clips. It's Jak 2.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

I started on the farms to have people to discuss Ralph with since I got banned from all of Ralph's stuff. I always said that if Ralph died that I would move over to America First or DSP. Well, AF pretty much died and Ralph is insanely boring since he's toned things down and is living in a hellish exile of his own creation. So, I had to jump over to DSP in fall of last year.

DSP gives me what Ralph used to. Ralph used to pretty much put out daily nectar for one to enjoy. Phil streams 6 days a week 52 weeks a year. Phil is just like every late stage lolcow. You're watching as they slowly bleed to death. Phil's in one of the later stages of this and he got lucky after losing 1MM this year that Jordan and OIC came in and really stepped things up to slow the bleed. It's the journey watching this guy who puts out a cheap, simple nectar daily fall into irrelevancy and poverty because of it. Look at Chris-chan. With him, you'll occasionally get huge spikes of top quality vintage wine, but you can't enjoy it over the long run as there's too little. With DSP, you've got the steady, daily supply. Let's not forget the ecosystem around Phil. Phil's Detractor community is some of the most talented, friendly, and welcoming people I've seen. You don't get this with Ralph as everyone's trying to stab one another in the back to create nectar.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJkVuKJxng2E47tCVv1DTjnwiV0kJp3dJ

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

If you want to know why people here enjoy DSP as a lolcow despite him being boring and extremely predictable (this is a fair critcism he is very boring most of the time) read this thread it's 6 pages a very quick read https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-is-the-appeal-of-dsp.181190/

The TLDR of it is Phil is one of the most delusional lolcows on this website. This is a 42 year old man who has spent 20+ years of his life dedicated to one video game series he's horrible at but cannot admit it to himself because of his massive ego. Watching a middle aged man act like a spoiled 13 year old boy throwing a temper tantrum over video games is extremely entertaining to people. You also have the other elements such as him blowing 40k+ on a mobile phone game while denying it extremely poorly, his weird platonic marriage, scamming mentally disabled people out of their welfare checks. There is a bunch of layers to it.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

I started on the farms to have people to discuss Ralph with since I got banned from all of Ralph's stuff. I always said that if Ralph died that I would move over to America First or DSP. Well, AF pretty much died and Ralph is insanely boring since he's toned things down and is living in a hellish exile of his own creation. So, I had to jump over to DSP in fall of last year.

DSP gives me what Ralph used to. Ralph used to pretty much put out daily nectar for one to enjoy. Phil streams 6 days a week 52 weeks a year. Phil is just like every late stage lolcow. You're watching as they slowly bleed to death. Phil's in one of the later stages of this and he got lucky after losing 1MM this year that Jordan and OIC came in and really stepped things up to slow the bleed. It's the journey watching this guy who puts out a cheap, simple nectar daily fall into irrelevancy and poverty because of it. Look at Chris-chan. With him, you'll occasionally get huge spikes of top quality vintage wine, but you can't enjoy it over the long run as there's too little. With DSP, you've got the steady, daily supply. Let's not forget the ecosystem around Phil. Phil's Detractor community is some of the most talented, friendly, and welcoming people I've seen. You don't get this with Ralph as everyone's trying to stab one another in the back to create nectar.

I think Rich has hit that late stage of lolcowdom too. The part where the joke stops being funny and just becomes sad and pathetic

 

[flatsoda]

Null laughed at DSP and his boneheaded "impromptu" attempt to fix his "malfunctioning" fightstick by trying to bruteforce an incompatible joystick into it during today's (July 09, 2024) Mad At The Internet podcast.
During the segment, Null revealed that he had been someone that Mike Clum had contacted to talk to as part of his then in the works documentary on DSP. Their conversation took place after Mike Clum met Kat and visited Le Maison de Gout.

From Null's description of part of the conversation he had with Mike Clum, it appears that Mr. Darksyde had been at least partially successful in pignotizing Mike, with Mike even defending Phil's work ethic against Null's accusation of DSP being lazy.

I said something about Phil being lazy, and he made a point to . . . immediately correct me and say: "Darksydephil is not lazy. Darksydephil puts in obscene amounts of work into his shit."

Also, just for the record, Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a lazy piece of shit streamer who does not do his own timestamps for his videos. Any timestamps on his videos are done by A.I and provided to DSP by one of his sugar daddies, usually OPBoone.

The Grift Continues . . .

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I love how he casually admits this stuff like it’s normal to live in a house where so much stuff is broken. I remember his reasoning for not fixing the blinds was because they are a custom size and it would cost hundreds of dollars.

You can get blinds for under $100 and they cut them to size for you for free.

Meanwhile this retard is destroying a video game controller that’s triple the cost.

For reference I'm a complete idiot, and last week I bought a set of blind for around $40 and fitted them in less than half an hour.

 

[Cats]

My hobby for a good two months straight was building and tweaking these things. Stick building and modifying is extremely simple and very quick to master, almost like one of those little TYCO children's block toys just with electricity. There is legitimately nothing easier that I can imagine doing than building and modifying a fucking fight stick. Everything clicks right in to place and it is extremely easy to figure out any incompatible parts just by sight or feel. Most components are universal/standardized from a pool of two different sizes and styles and click into place with speed-connectors. even the firmware needed to build up a custom PCB is completely brainless to download and install it basically does it for you from the site if you were building a stick from scratch, though Phil wasn't even doing something as "complicated" as that in this case. Honestly have no clue how or why this was even an ordeal for Phil. He must actually have the IQ of a carrot.

 

[GodModule]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

I dunno, I just find the psychology of a 42 year old manchild tardraging, while almost destroying a $300 piece of equipment in an attempt to fix it, despite nothing being wrong with it the first place because he's too much of a narc to just admit he's bad at a videogame, fascinating. It's not the "man breaks joystick" that's interesting, It's the whole mindset behind it and everything that lead up to this point.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

These sticks are quite easy to repair and Qanba is one of the more reputable companies out there for joysticks and buttons. He just doesn't know what he's doing as usual. He likely just needs a AllFightStick metal enclosure so he doesn't destroy his stick after getting upset with how shit he is at video games. I'd also fill the whole thing with hot glue so there's no way for a wire to come undone.

And yes, you could switch out the stick and buttons for some Sanwa's if you wanted. They're made to be easily moddable by anyone who doesn't have the low IQ Phil always shows.

By the way, $300 is cheap for a Fight stick. Custom ones could easily cost you nearly a grand.

Phil is of course free to argue with me on this if he wishes but first he needs to go best out of 7 in DDND

My hobby for a good two months straight was building and tweaking these things. Stick building and modifying is extremely simple and very quick to master, almost like one of those little TYCO children's block toys just with electricity. There is legitimately nothing easier that I can imagine doing than building and modifying a fucking fight stick. Everything clicks right in to place and it is extremely easy to figure out any incompatible parts just by sight or feel. Most components are universal/standardized from a pool of two different sizes and styles and click into place with speed-connectors. even the firmware needed to build up a custom PCB is completely brainless to download and install it basically does it for you from the site if you were building a stick from scratch, though Phil wasn't even doing something as "complicated" as that in this case. Honestly have no clue how or why this was even an ordeal for Phil. He must actually have the IQ of a carrot.

They're made even easier now now that you don't have to solder anything too.

 

[myone]

Any timestamps on his videos are done by A.I and provided to DSP by one of his sugar daddies, usually OPBoone.

He also doesn't do his own thumbnails, refuses to do any editing, regurgitates his old content with AI upscaling (which he doesn't even do himself), sets up games and tech during his streams (because it's work) and considers 'babysitting uploads' the height of work ethic. Not even a comprehensive list, since DSP is an expert in being lazy.

By the way, $300 is cheap for a Fight stick. Custom ones could easily cost you nearly a grand.

$300 isn't cheap just because there's suckers who pay even more. $300 is obscenely expensive for such a simple device which has been figured out and perfected 30 years ago. There's nothing special to it. A standard xbox or playstation controller is VASTLY more advanced and costs a fraction (just to avoid misunderstandings: I'm not saying those are a better input device for fighting games. Fight sticks have their place and they are great at what they do).

 

[Lando Griffin]

DSP saying retarded, gay, fag multiple times on screen right now. What a weird stream.

I thought his streams were for mature sophisticated audiences now?

 

[Fapcop]

Those feet are really fucking something.

They look like a goats hooves more than human feet. Or something I’d expect slender man’s feet to look like.

Yes, this is quite haram. But… Can’t help but wonder…

Spoiler

What does his cock look like? Also weird and goat like? Perhaps he just has a smooth scrotum without one like a Ken doll, since the aliens who designed Phil skin suit figured he’d never copulate anyways?