Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[AfghanBlue]

I want to know what exactly these "gender goals" are. She's that breed of TIF that takes the hormones but doesn't make any masculine fashion choices, but is unusual even amongst that lot because most of them will have neon coloured hair and dress goth, whereas Staph seems to genuinely not understand or care about clothing styles, just throws on a T-shirt, fedora and leggings and expects the HRT to do all the work, as if rubbing that nasty gel on her stomach is going to magically make her parents and whoever else she interacts with see her as a "they/he". Isn't the whole point of "trans" about getting away from being perceived as your biological sex?


Guess this means we'll never see her simp for Varg Vikernes...

Maybe if she rubbed the T gel on her neck and chin, she could get more hair growth there?
I don't know if it works like that-like the mouse vial from 90s film version of The Witches -
It's crazy that her cholesterol is apparently high enough that the fact that she can even take the Test for another few months is up in the air. It must be dangerously high.
That, or she's padding the situation so she can manover herself out of it with no lost face - as if anyone else cares-but she probably feels like she has soemthing to prove and needs to be unfortunately forced off T.
She's either in fairly acute medical trouble, or she's having second guesses herself, or the pressure form her parents is actually effecting her.
Each of these is lame and she needs to grow up.

Even something as small as her saying "I haven't worn a bra in two years and guess what? no one's died" gives a telling and sad veuw of her thought process.
It isn't a big deal if you or anyone wears a bra or not. No one fucking cares. No one cares about you. This isn't supposed to be an insult. It's a freeing thing for anyone to know especially people with anxiety. No one care what you do.
The fact she thinks anyone does, is symptomatic of her living - mentally if nto currently phsycially - under her parents roof. She has this God Dad Head concept follloong ehr around, and the funny thing is her dad isn't even some kind of insane military rules, abusive guy.
He seems like a smug lib, who she likes to smug with at times. He loses his temper a bit about things like - not literally stinking up his own house, shouting at her to shut up when she's causing endless arguments in his house - but he is not this massive authortiatian force on his own, she has just keyed into that massively.
Imagine if she did actually have anything of a disciplinarian for a father?
She'd maybe even be much much better, cos she'd take it to ehar so hard but the actual firm rules a strict guy would put in place, woudk at least enforce soem sort of productivity on her and lfie woudl flourish.
She'd still be a total sheep with propensity to being a cunt, but she'd have a job and probably a partner- and her insanity would be as far as reading lame erotic fiction and blowing up on service workers.
But then she would get into her car and go home and to work the next day, rather than spiral over this incident in her empty life.
Strict dad may still loom large of she got a simp hsuand (likely) but if she was lucky she'd get a backbone husband who would at least replace him-, and they could adopt their own tard baby, and.... Oh shit.
This just kicks the can down the road. They would rear their own staph.
Fuck. She is unavoidable.
However in 15 years at least the gender shit wouldnt be on the table so their sped would be saved. I can't really picture whatever worse comes after the high water mark of tumblr para and gender insanity.

Uh.. Ive got into the weeds on this thought experiment, rather.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Some tumblr posts from her main account


I love her definition of scary because it totally contradicts her entire persona but is true of her actual personality— a fucking scaredy cat


that first sentence is true for many things, that she isn’t “speaking from [her] own personal experience”


On a post about how dads don’t actually run the family or whatever. This is really not that uncommon. I do love how his worst nightmare is losing his wife, though, and not his child (normally a parent’s worst) but considering the opposite choice… yeah.


how does she not know what fucking orbeez are? They’ve been a meme, at least, for years. If you don’t know something, research it instead of just being like “idk what it is and I’m too lazy to look”

this was from her blusky and it’s just hilarious

gotta love the Bugle fingers… this more reads like you’re the last chip in the bag or something

 

[moorhen]

I love her definition of scary because it totally contradicts her entire persona but is true of her actual personality— a fucking scaredy cat

Watership Down was on British tv every Easter for my enter childhood. It’s more of a social commentary on how humans affect wildlife and overpopulation, told via rabbits, which is wild.
It was pretty fucked up to watch animated rabbit on rabbit violence as a child but a 35 year old woman shouldn’t have any problems watching it unless she has downs.

gotta love the Bugle fingers… this more reads like you’re the last chip in the bag or something

“Domme energy” is hilarious. She looks like a fat teenaged mall goth trying to be scary.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She will soon find out that Blusky is also a fascist transphobic right wing shit hole, because she will seek that shit out and argue with anyone that fits the bill. Like that old saying goes, if it smells like shit everywhere you go then check your shoe.


You were treated like a dumb little girl because you are a dumb little girl.


'Old man yells at clouds' energy.


r/thathappened.


Poor man, I bet he was severely disappointed when her face appeared to jerk off to. I bet he learned a lesson that day.


I can't wait for the report from the Till gig.


No one is drooling over that.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Poor man, I bet he was severely disappointed when her face appeared to jerk off to. I bet he learned a lesson that day.

I love how she talks as if she was a 13-year-old. That’s just not the illegal part of this situation, but she acts like that’s exactly what OP means when I’m sure they meant like… teens being groomed by those 30-year-olds. Y’know, like you did!

You were treated like a dumb little girl because you are a dumb little girl.

You know how to stop trash bags from breaking? Don’t get super cheap ones, don’t make it too heavy, and avoid shoving sharp objects into it. It does occasionally happen even avoiding all these things, and you clean it up like a fucking adult.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Imagine the state of the place that the maintenance man felt pushed to sya something.
The way she's even getting told off in her own place- it's giving much speddier accommodation than I previously pictured.

"silly little girl" lol, middle age retard bint, more like.

There's nothing little there, and there's no girl either. Don't get any euphoria twisted, you are just a middle age woman now is all. The flower of youth is long buried under many layers of grease.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

It's crazy how her entire stomach is a whorl of hair and her neckbeard is still so weak. What man even grows hair this way???

I have to wonder if it's due to the fact she is doing a sort of bathtub hooch version of HRT -- using gel and rubbing it on her stomach rather than getting injections -- that's causing the uneven effects. I also have to wonder if she's also rubbing it elsewhere to achieve 'growth'. Don't you need an Rx even to get the gel? If so, who the fuck would give her that kind of scrip?

Edit: ninja'ed. @Spangled Drongo, I think you're on to something.

"I want to say it's because she's using the gel (as opposed to injections) and applying it specifically to her stomach area, so the effects are much more obvious where it's being directly applied, "

 

[oishii desu]

Oh, I didn't know she was washing her face with anti-dandruff shampoo. That might actually help to explain why the rest of her skin isn't as bad as it could be, if she's using Head & Shoulders as a body wash, too. It's a weak antifungal.

She doesn't do it consistently, she just mentions when her skin is acting up she washes her face with H&S. I'm not sure if her problem is really fungal acne or if it is just the inconsistent washing of her face, but I'm just spitballing regardless.

I want to know what exactly these "gender goals" are. She's that breed of TIF that takes the hormones but doesn't make any masculine fashion choices, but is unusual even amongst that lot because most of them will have neon coloured hair and dress goth, whereas Staph seems to genuinely not understand or care about clothing styles, just throws on a T-shirt, fedora and leggings and expects the HRT to do all the work, as if rubbing that nasty gel on her stomach is going to magically make her parents and whoever else she interacts with see her as a "they/he". Isn't the whole point of "trans" about getting away from being perceived as your biological sex?

The only effects she has mentioned specifically are that she wants bottom growth, body hair, and a deeper voice. From the beginning of this she didn't want to get top surgery, which in itself is perplexing to me if she truly had gender dysphoria. Staph thrives on shocking people since she is so painfully average to below average in most measures, that the only recognition she can get from others is being a weirdo. Combined with run of the mill internalized misogyny we get what we see here I suppose.

I have to wonder if it's due to the fact she is doing a sort of bathtub hooch version of HRT -- using gel and rubbing it on her stomach rather than getting injections -- that's causing the uneven effects. I also have to wonder if she's also rubbing it elsewhere to achieve 'growth'. Don't you need an Rx even to get the gel? If so, who the fuck would give her that kind of scrip?

This may come as a shock but she was referred to a gender clinic and approved for HRT. (Specifically, the Susquehanna Family Practice and Gender Wellness Center in Oneonta, NY) I imagine her PCP and therapist both wrote off on it, the latter of which is most egregious to me. In the time Staph has seen her therapist she has changed names, religion, sexual orientation, and her gender identity multiple times. She doesn't have a strong self identity and is mentally stuck at 16. Just watching her videos, it's obvious to me she isn't playing with a full deck of cards, yet despite that she was deemed mentally sound to be prescribed T gel. It feels almost like malpractice at this point, not that her case is particularly noteworthy compared to others.

 

[Aunt Carol]

'Old man yells at clouds' energy.

I'm not a Druid, but shouldn't she be aware of which "spirit or deity" controls the weather in her area?

That seems like it's right in her claimed scope of practice, even moreso than "hey, what are some trans resources around here?"

 

[moorhen]

You were treated like a dumb little girl because you are a dumb little girl.

If you'd accidentally spilled it why didn't you clean it up when you spilt it instead of leaving it on the floor when you knew you had a maintenance person coming to fix your shit? Why is your garbage so full that a maintenance person is commenting on it when you live alone? Why are you filling a garbage bag up so much that it's splitting? So many questions.

 

[pink cigarettes]

gotta love the Bugle fingers…

Good lord those are the slip on plastic claws that you give to grade school kids because you dont want to deal with nail polish or press-on nails with a child. This is the equivalent of Stephanie wearing wax lips for a "sexy" photo lol

On a post about how dads don’t actually run the family or whatever.

It's the most normie 1950s trad suburban family thing to have the wife balancing the checkbook and squaring away the bills, because she's essentially the home secretary in addition to all the other ways she runs the house. The idea is that she budgets the groceries, stuff for the kids, etc. There's literally a version of this scenario in the Bible ffs. It's on practically every dorky 50s and early 60s tv show and movie with a "honey, we're broke/rich" scene

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

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If you'd accidentally spilled it why didn't you clean it up when you spilt it instead of leaving it on the floor when you knew you had a maintenance person coming to fix your shit? Why is your garbage so full that a maintenance person is commenting on it when you live alone? Why are you filling a garbage bag up so much that it's splitting? So many questions.

bitch got a degree but can't figure out 'put a second bag around the trash bag if it's springing holes' and 'clean up after yourself' esp as it sounds to me like dirty litter came out of the bag on her walk to the dumpster

edit to add: I scoop my cat's mess into a grocery bag lined with another grocery bag, tie it off and then put it in the trash, but what do I know

 

[JaneThough]

Ok so at first I thought it was kitty litter she spilled from the bag, but now I’m seeing it was USED kitty litter that came out of her garbage bag so you know there was literal shit on her floor. For who knows how long.

 

[often puzzled]

I'm also confused about the litter. Did she scoop the litter directly into the trash bag? She didn't scoop it into another bag, tie it off, and then deposit that in the trash? And how much litter are we talking about? I can see that gritty, grainy litter might split a bag, but you should be scooping every day, and that won't be a huge, heavy load for a single cat. And does she not own a broom and dustpan? Who wants to walk through spilled litter? It'll just track everywhere in the apartment.

All of this is exactly why her sped apartment banned pets: because their particular breed of resident can't care for them properly.

 

[glass_houses]

Intense depression can effectively sever the link between action and environment, and badly affect the perception of time passing. That's why it's such a trope in media that people who've suffered bereavement will end up with a house hoarded with garbage and their fridge crammed with rotting food, and need a close friend or family member to scold them and help dig themselves out of the mess they've made. This is one of those "truth in television" things.

I've no doubt that Staph deals with intense depressive moods, as it's a common problem for people with NPD. On top of all this, Staph is an incredibly lazy fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if she had hoarding tendencies on top of that, I've lived with three different hoarders and they all had serious control issues and NPD traits, and would grimly hang onto the weirdest, mankiest rubbish.

Staph's father is probably the only thing standing between Staph and landfill. Many people with depression can take medication, or attend therapy to learn coping techniques, or change their life to reduce stressful elements that worsen their mental health, or even have a supportive friend or two who can be relied on to help clean up the physical mess and deliver a sharp "Snap out of it!" smack to deserving ear holes.

NPDs, however, do not respond to any of these things, and they get worse with age. In theory it's sad. In practice it's what they deserve.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I can't believe she didn't ask for the maintenance employee's pronouns and assumed their gender. For shame.

All of this is exactly why her sped apartment banned pets: because their particular breed of resident can't care for them properly.

Apartment maintenance definitely cares if you spill shit, that's an accident waiting to happen which they will then have to repair. Imagine Staph slipping on a cat turd and leaving a 300 lb shaped hole in the wall. Costly.

Suddenly remembered when Rabbie Davis slammed into her fridge and it toppled over onto her, something like that. I miss her.

 

[glass_houses]

Apartment maintenance definitely cares if you spill shit, that's an accident waiting to happen which they will then have to repair. Imagine Staph slipping on a cat turd and leaving a 300 lb shaped hole in the wall. Costly.

They tend not to like bad smells, either. Even if there's no visible signs of what's causing it, they worry about it setting into the carpet or gyprock and having to tear everything out to get rid of it.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I can't believe she didn't ask for the maintenance employee's pronouns and assumed their gender. For shame.

This always gets me. She assumes that anyone she clashes with are cis. Did the man come in wearing a cisgender pride flag pin badge? Probably not. For all she knew he could have been a trans man who makes an effort to pass, or non binary, or even a low effort trans woman. The possibilities are endless, but she assumes cis. There's some misogyny in there, saying she was treated like a 'dumb little girl.' He probably talked down to her because she's an obvious sped in an apartment complex for vulnerable people.

Suddenly remembered when Rabbie Davis slammed into her fridge and it toppled over onto her, something like that. I miss her.

This brings back great memories for me. One of my favourite Rabbie moments.

Edit to add:

'Once upon a time I was one of those cringe people who fawned over the Columbine shooters...' and you're not a cringey murderer fangirl anymore? Also, total lies: you got into Rammstein after you heard the rape allegations. Speaking of which...


I assume she is talking about Neil Gaiman's rape allegations that are doing the rounds on social media. It's quite rare for Staph to recognise that she is being contradictory. How can she listen to rape victims of one creator, but make a 'Kill Till's H8ers' banner for Till's accusers? I guess because she doesn't want to bone Neil Gaiman.


You are proving to be exactly the type of person who the OP is talking about.


Stop letting your cat get to food it shouldn't eat.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Intense depression can effectively sever the link between action and environment, and badly affect the perception of time passing. That's why it's such a trope in media that people who've suffered bereavement will end up with a house hoarded with garbage and their fridge crammed with rotting food, and need a close friend or family member to scold them and help dig themselves out of the mess they've made. This is one of those "truth in television" things.

I've no doubt that Staph deals with intense depressive moods, as it's a common problem for people with NPD. On top of all this, Staph is an incredibly lazy fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if she had hoarding tendencies on top of that, I've lived with three different hoarders and they all had serious control issues and NPD traits, and would grimly hang onto the weirdest, mankiest rubbish.

Staph's father is probably the only thing standing between Staph and landfill. Many people with depression can take medication, or attend therapy to learn coping techniques, or change their life to reduce stressful elements that worsen their mental health, or even have a supportive friend or two who can be relied on to help clean up the physical mess and deliver a sharp "Snap out of it!" smack to deserving ear holes.

NPDs, however, do not respond to any of these things, and they get worse with age. In theory it's sad. In practice it's what they deserve.

You're being way too generous by entertaining the idea Staph is even some kind of depressive. OCD/NPD/hoarding might be on the right track, though. I'm still convinced her main problem is and always has been that she's ridiculously spoilt by her enabling parents and defaults to lazy and gross because she's been able to lead this ridiculously coddled existence where she has always been protected from social consequences for behavior that is normally considered unacceptable. Her parents, I guarantee, have always gone full "I need to speak to your manager" every time Staph has ever complained to them that she's been told she reeks and should wash her ass/she can't remain employed if she's going to have a fake-suicide tantrum every time she's reminded to behave appropriately/etc. As a result nobody except approved ass-patters who are too afraid to call her out on anything are allowed to interact with her, and as isolation normalizes her gross behavior, nobody fucking wants to. Her parents are the only ones who give her even slight occasional nudges to stop being a gross pig, and they've mostly given up and fold fast to bullying by their sped offspring.

Anyway, yeah, the trash hoarding thing is on point if we recall that she does nasty shit like saving her skin flakes and other vile, disgusting bio-waste because she is so narcissistic that she believes that and dumpster weeds and whatever other crap she leaves laying around has literal magical/religious significance. She's disgusting, nobody disputes that, but I overall agree with your assessment that some of it (most of it, I'd say) is just her being a fat, lazy slob. I base this on the fact that she seems to have zero problem with making her boomer dad with his shitty back come over to clean her nasty apartment. If she had hoarding tendencies that were that pathological, she'd not let him touch a damn thing. Though I would not be shocked if while he's cleaning he has to put up with being screeched at a lot each time he accidentally throws out something he wasn't supposed to. I doubt he's scoring 100% accuracy trying to differentiate the used tissues, pizza crusts and cat shit she considers trash with the boogers, scabs, and clumps of gravel and dirt she thinks are holy relics of some sort.

F for the long suffering maintenance guy who felt the need to comment on what an offensive shit pit that place was, and probably knew from the get-go that he'd be the one stuck dealing with the actual tangible consequences when the social workers allow every feral sped and their retard therapist to claim a pet is a medical necessity. I'm not even in favor of banning pets from rentals, I just think that tard wranglers who write the letters or grant the exceptions should be called in and required to clean up the unholy mess if their client won't.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

This may come as a shock but she was referred to a gender clinic and approved for HRT. (Specifically, the Susquehanna Family Practice and Gender Wellness Center in Oneonta, NY) I imagine her PCP and therapist both wrote off on it, the latter of which is most egregious to me. In the time Staph has seen her therapist she has changed names, religion, sexual orientation, and her gender identity multiple times. She doesn't have a strong self identity and is mentally stuck at 16. Just watching her videos, it's obvious to me she isn't playing with a full deck of cards, yet despite that she was deemed mentally sound to be prescribed T gel. It feels almost like malpractice at this point, not that her case is particularly noteworthy compared to others.

I'd say she got approved because these days almost anyone can get a prescription for hormones if they claim to be gender confused. Supposedly it's even how bodybuilders get access to the stuff, their girlfriends pretend to be pooners to get a testosterone prescription. Never mind any other issues the person might have that might be causing a distorted sense of self, in current year you're whatever gender you say you are. I'm now curious if Staph mentioned also identifying as a tree and a gnome to her doctor, that would have been quite the exchange.