Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Angry Crustacean]

there are several actions Nick/Kayla could take that would demonstrate good faith, and potentially get his kids back sooner,

You can't demonstrate what is not there. Nick's care for his children extends only as far as they can be weaponized against online critics. Care past that point is (poorly) feigned.

 

[CindyChafe]

What's more puzzling to me, is what the fuck is happening on his arm, right here?

Don’t want to be accused of balldo-washing but it looks like a mosquito bite to me. The nose man was complaining about mosquitoes when he first opened the stream. Track marks don’t look like that. And that would be an insane place to IV anything. Sauce: trust me bro.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

It's not about the kids, it's never going to be about the kids. Nick is obsessed with controlling the narrative to the detriment of anything else. Anyone that doesn't buy his bullshit is a target for his impotent narcissistic rage.

I almost completely agree the almost is because I think the kids do matter to him, as a prop. You see it all the time with celebs, e-celebs, politicians etc. They have the kids and they put those kids in front of the camera as a prop. Then when they do something wrong they use their status as a parent to try to shield from criticism "How dare you says those things about ________, they have kids that might see this" So while it isn't about the well being of the kids, he still needs them as a prop.

 

[There She Glows]

Don’t want to be accused of balldo-washing but it looks like a mosquito bite to me. The nose man was complaining about mosquitoes when he first opened the stream. Track marks don’t look like that. And that would be an insane place to IV anything. Sauce: trust me bro.

If pressed he's going to say it's from his heat allergy as though people are incapable of typing "heat allergy rash" into a search engine.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Nicky gonna lose out on this baldwin trial. I'll just watch branca.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It’s truly amazing to think on how much nicks pride has destroyed him more than anything. All this could go away if he just dropped off of streaming and checked himself into a rehab facility. In fact if he had done that he could win a lot of people back over to his side. But alas he chose this path cause the right actions are “taking an L” and he can’t do that. And he’ll lose it all cause of this.

 

[Xander from the Future]

It’s truly amazing to think on how much nicks pride has destroyed him more than anything. All this could go away if he just dropped off of streaming and checked himself into a rehab facility. In fact if he had done that he could win a lot of people back over to his side. But alas he chose this path cause the right actions are “taking an L” and he can’t do that. And he’ll lose it all cause of this.

Nah, he entered a no win situation with the kid having cocaine in her system. No amount of rehab he took would make people forgive such obvious neglect. And he knew that. That's why instead of a very flawed redemption he choose denial.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nah, he entered a no win situation with the kid having cocaine in her system. No amount of rehab he took would make people forgive such obvious neglect. And he knew that. That's why instead of a very flawed redemption he choose denial.

The moment cocaine was found in his 9 year old daughter, any path towards redemption closed and the path towards the feet first wood chipper opened.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I just listened to Aaron cry and cope live about Keanu and Geno. The funniest part was that he monologued for like 20 minutes straight and finally his co-host said matter-of-factly, “I have no idea what we’re talking about here.” Aaron assumed he and everyone else was up all night watching Keanu clips, I guess.

Aaron got super scummy and read a private letter his 10-year-old daughter wrote him. These types always go all out to make themselves look like fathers who are adored by their kids (and therefore MUST be good guys!).

He also mentioned twice in five seconds that he’d bought Geno and Keanu “a beautiful gift” for their impending marriage. Pathetic.

I've been arguing for awhile that Aaron is just as bad as Nick. He's just a different flavor of evil. Nick gives in to hedonistic tendencies and is extremely selfish. However, at this point he's completely fucking delusional and out of his mind. His abuse of his children mostly comes from his insanity and lack of care for anyone or anything and his drugged up brain.

Aaron on the other hand is completely cognicient from what we've seen and is well aware of his actions. He's milked his outing with Nick and the abuse of Nick's children that he willingly participated in for profit. He was just as willing to let his children come close to cocaine as Nick was. Plus he's an abusive faggot just like Nick was. He's knowingly lying to everyone, and trying to control the situation to look like the knight in shining armor regardless of whether it makes sense or not. And it worked. Lots of you guys rated me autistic and MATI for calling him out on his bullshit. Several users went full on Toe Guard. But this is the banality of evil.

Everyone in this story deserves to eat a bullet here. Yes including Kayla and April. No exceptions.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Very funny moment from last night's MATI.

 

[DuranceVile]

Keanu fully turning on the Toe is both hilarious and predictable. She went from defending Imhotep and calling Nick a cult leader to saying she couldn't stand Aaron because April was allowed to text her. Aaron should've seen this coming, Kiki has big time crazy eyes. And remember, she didn't actually have a problem with the coke and swinging, it was just that a mean abusive man was controlling her strong independent cokewhore friend's life.

Nick is going to call this a win and will probably try to leverage Aaron being an abuser against his testimony. I do believe we have a mincing solo dorito session coming while he wishes Aaron a million restraining orders. At the end of the day, Aaron's just a literal cuck who is squeezing the 15 minutes he got orbiting Nick hard. The fact that he skinwalks a tranny chaser like Cumia - who might have even payed for Sue Lighting's trannification, is even worse. Somebody needs to make the Jeb! meme but for Aaron winning LOTY.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Very funny moment from last night's MATI.

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Whoever that is is a Chad

 

[Law]

Aaron should've seen this coming, Kiki has big time crazy eyes.

Ironic, considering that refusing to Toe Guard is a sane move.

The fact that he skinwalks a tranny chaser like Cumia

Cumia was one of the most successful shock jocks, so if you also want to be a morning zoo-style professional irritant, it makes sense that you would look up to him. Of course now he's a lonely, balding failure who's a literal, non-ironic, practicing racist, pedophile, and gynandromorphophile. Aaron's future looks bleak.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Keanu and geno don’t get enough hate both are utterly lacking in talent even worse they’re hypocrites.

 

[Major]

Nick keeps saying that 'we don't know the whole story' and that the gubblymint is spinning its 'narrative', but what narrative is he hoping to spin that is even remotely believable?

Even leaving out the old CPS cases and testimony from the concerned parties and goons like Aaron, the material evidence alone is damning on the possession. There's no way in the universe he's going to get out of that by saying that the test was wrong or unreliable.

 

[Strix454]

And remember, she didn't actually have a problem with the coke and swinging, it was just that a mean abusive man was controlling her strong independent cokewhore friend's life.

None of these people are actual friends. They are all just Anthony Cumia orbiters (with Aaron always orbiting out in the cold beyond Pluto) and none of them have any sort of a moral compass. April and Keanu are "friends" in the sense that all of Chrissie's simpcast THOTs are "friends". All of them are fem-grifters constantly looking for any opportunity and willing to do anything for advancement in the THOT-o-sphere. I dont think the THOT who is marrying Geno Bisconte has much useful life advice to offer anyone.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick keeps saying that 'we don't know the whole story' and that the gubblymint is spinning its 'narrative', but what narrative is he hoping to spin that is even remotely believable?

Even leaving out the old CPS cases and testimony from the concerned parties and goons like Aaron, the material evidence alone is damning on the possession. There's no way in the universe he's going to get out of that by saying that the test was wrong or unreliable.

It's like horror. You don't reveal all the information about what's really going on so that the audience's imagination fills in the gap.

This is Nick's retarded, 1 Million IQ gambit.

 

[DuranceVile]

Nick keeps saying that 'we don't know the whole story' and that the gubblymint is spinning its 'narrative', but what narrative is he hoping to spin that is even remotely believable?

Even leaving out the old CPS cases and testimony from the concerned parties and goons like Aaron, the material evidence alone is damning on the possession. There's no way in the universe he's going to get out of that by saying that the test was wrong or unreliable.

He half believes his own bullshit too. "The whole story" includes all the little things he's mentally added up to justify his behavior. It's not his fault, it must never ever be his fault or his fragile sense of self would shatter. But this works really well on the locals crew who also have zero internal locus of control.

April and Keanu are "friends" in the sense that all of Chrissie's simpcast THOTs are "friends". All of them are fem-grifters constantly looking for any opportunity and willing to do anything for advancement in the THOT-o-sphere.

I only really know Chrissy from FNT and the clips from Simpcast that get posted here. She's easily got the least meaningful input on whatever is being discussed, and often is just reading chat to steal a joke from. Apparently she was added as an FNT regular over ItsaGundam - but that was mostly because Gundam is a walking demonetization machine on top of being unreliable.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Oliver Ralph, a washed never-been fat retard felon pig was on Sean's show today polishing the balldo in the most pathetic manner possible. Throughout, he lied and lied and lied, making up gay narratives out of thin air.
I just listened this clip. Well, turned out it was from back in late February. I believe the comments are still valid. It didn't cross my mind because piggytits is still balldowashing, even after what's happened. He can claim ignorance back before March but we're in month July now.

1. He accused us of "gossiping" about Balldo under the commands of Josh Moon.
This is insane. The thread turned on him after those Jamaican nude beach photos. Null didn't talk about Balldo until the shower call regarding groomer low IQ moid nigger Drexel. He didn't talk about Balldo on MATI extensively until MANdy was exposed as a catfish. Many users, especially that annoying faggot Twitter is Cancer was accusing admins of noseguarding.
2. He claimed the gossip negatively impacted Balldo's wellbeing.
We now know he's been a polysubstance abuser since at least late 2021. He can just not read his thread.
Balldo has been spiraling for years.
3. He bitched and moaned about how fast this thread progresses and compared it to his own desolate subforum.
This fat retard deadbeat sex offender is actually annoyed at this. His threads are fucking dead, he's washed, he has no content and no one cares. Even COG has a faster moving thread. He can change this all by doing something stupid. I've heard people bitch about having a thread, I've never heard a lolcow bitch about their threads being stagnant.
4. Lies and fan fiction.
Conveniently he didn't point to any examples.
5. He whined at Sean over "loyalty" and "Nick made you".
Who gives a fuck? What a fat useless delusional pig, his retard simps gave him money and he'd immediately dox them when they step out of line, just look at Lord Akira and other ex-gunt fantards. Also, when a friend fucks up, you're supposed to stop them instead of leading them further to their own demise. If they won't listen, cut them off. In Sean's case, Balldo didn't just refuse help, he bitched and moaned at him for hours.
6. Something about John.
This is the most retarded pig brain take imaginable. Piggytits was pointing to the user's earlier post defending Balldo or something to that effect, saying Balldo helped him. This was in direct contrary to the example above and piggytits somehow didn't realise that.

If someone helped me once I owe them Eternal loyalty now? What if they allow their children to be around drug users? What if they prop up paedophiles and his master? What if they allow one of their daughters to test >5000pg/mg in a cocaine metabolites hair follicle test? I'm supposed to just ignore all of that because they helped me once? The help was In the form of "go to the hospital man" and having me on his stream to make content for him while he collects superberries? This useless pig retard would dox anyone at his convenience if they step out of line yet he demands unimaginable levels of "loyalty", like it's some gay chinky anime shit with samurais being loyal to their masters.

Are you fucking kidding me?
Kill yourself fat retard pig. Balldo is an unfit parent and a piece of human garbage.
Imagine defending this guy to such an extent. Imagine escaping to Mexico because of the consequences of your own actions.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick keeps saying that 'we don't know the whole story'

Oh I'm sure we don't know the whole story, but not in the way he wants.

I'm sure it's even worse than we currently know.

Apparently Chrissie was added as an FNT regular over ItsaGundam

Literal crime. Time to send Gary back to prison.

I don't really like ItsaGundam either, but come on man.