I don't get it - Embrace your inner The Last Stand

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Every week I meet someone who thinks what I do is so easy they end up trying to do it themselves. They end doing so much damage they do at least $200 in damage and hours sometimes days trying to "fix it" themselves. The best ones end up doing thousands of dollars in damage, sometimes overtaking the cost of the very thing they are trying to service, all just trying to save $100.
 
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Why does the Tesla Cybertruck look like a LOD of a normal truck?

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And why can't it haul based on the normal capacity of a typical pick up truck?
 
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People who hold entire fucking conversations on the phone whilst in the supermarket, including when they are at the checkout. No one wants to know all your fucking business and also, speak to the cashier, she's a person not a self-checkout. It's so weird and rude.

The people who don't hold their phone to their ear when using their phone. I do not want to hear any part of your conversation. Stop waving the thing out in front of you like you're on the X Factor.

Strapless tops in a capacity which indicates a bra is not actually optional.

Acrylics, especially really long acrylics. How the fuck do you wipe?

Stanley cups since they don't close if the straw is in them, and they also don't fit in the drinks holder in the car.

Anything pumpkin spice. To be honest, pretty much everything on the menu at Starbucks.

Air fryers. The things are shite.

Whatever the reason is that the young women don't wear tights any more. Your legs do not look good like that. Go and buy some fucking tights. Black, opaque, 60 denier or over. Cover your fucking thighs.

Home waxing. Home eyelash tint kits. Don't fucking do that.

Love Island.

Cat ownership.

Caffeine-free Diet Coke. Literally brown water.

Paul Mescal.
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
Why is The Last Stand Charlie and not a starlet now?
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I also wanna know honestly I mean like my pfp shifting from monkey pfps to trump to squid game to trump/monkey and then to the homestuck ones was entirely tied to an inside joke shit, most recent one with the homestuck shit spawned by some weird fucking thread i was reacting to/talking in a few years back. There's possibly a story here even if it's small but I don't know man.

internet friend said:
Now that one is a real mystery. I think he may have become possessed.
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What like the sonichu medallion stuff or exorcist stuff?
 
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Why do so many people try to wave others through at a 4-way stop instead of just going by who actually stopped first? Even during the past week I've had situations where I've got my blinker on to turn and the person to my right or left are trying to wave me though but my wheels are still rolling by the time they've stopped. I'm not going to run a stop sign because you're scared of driving or something. It's a phenomenon that I've dealt with in two different regions and the only cars that don't do that are pick-up trucks, which is crazy because they're usually the shittiest drivers on the road.
 
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internet friend said:
I don't get why people just feel the urge to post everything about themselves online, especially embarrassing stuff. I mean these sorts are the bread and butter of this website, but what compells someone to post all this shit for the world to see, especially when they get embarrassed when others find it.
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Sometimes the embarrassing stuff can be a funny story. Now when they get embarrassed when people find the story? Yeah that's nonsensical.
 
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Not sure if I said this, but how/why anime is popular with Black people. I tried to watch anime; I could never get into it.

Why do Asians own laundromats, but Muslims own chicken shacks?
 
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The Last Stand said:
Not sure if I said this, but how/why anime is popular with Black people. I tried to watch anime; I could never get into it.
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Californian elite types or wealthy family big education black people weirdly seem to have a hate boner for it because "oh not enough back people!!!!" A lot of black people fucking LOVE anime though it's crazy can't fault em for it as hilariously autistic they get about it goku's cool..

The Last Stand said:
Why do Asians own laundromats, but Muslims own chicken shacks?
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Muslims got that Halal meat which is basically just their version of kosher. Both jews and muslims weirdly get into food businesses and it probably has to do with making it easier to get food their religion accepts.

As for the asian laundromat thing I have no fucking idea there's probably something going on there.
 
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The Last Stand said:
None of my business, but how is it that you'd live in affordable housing but have cars that are worth more than your rent?
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That's red pilling people over here when it comes to immigrants and the cars they drive while being on welfare compared to people that work and the cars they can afford.
 
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