Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[el bandito loco]

So, if I'm reading the clip correctly, Momma Witch turns out to be a Death Eater and turns into a smoke monster in the middle of a tense stand off, starts turning the child to dust and so the only good actor in the show stabs her whilst mid smoke form and somehow this is about the jedi not accepting indigenous cultures?

sounds about right, although I can put it better "it's all fucking retarded"

 

[InsolentGaylord]

Ya Boi Zack has been low key shilling for Disney/Lucasfilm/Acolyte lately. He seems upset that the culture war youtubers are making fun of it relentlessly.

Why did people like this guy to begin with? He's rambly, unfocused, incredibly arrogant and his taste is completely shit if he thinks the Acolyte is okay.

He got very upset with them over Furiosa flopping, so he seems to have this odd "SJWs suck, but support the garbage they make or else you're a idiotic cultural warrior".

 

[el bandito loco]

Ya Boi Zack has been low key shilling for Disney/Lucasfilm/Acolyte lately. He seems upset that the culture war youtubers are making fun of it relentlessly.

Why did people like this guy to begin with? He's rambly, unfocused, incredibly arrogant and his taste is completely shit if he thinks the Acolyte is okay.

He got very upset with them over Furiosa flopping, so he seems to have this odd "SJWs suck, but support the garbage they make or else you're a idiotic cultural warrior".

I saw this and thought it was odd. he's one of those day 1 anti SJW people. you'd think he'd have a field day with it. even if he does think it's not that bad or likes it despite it's issues, why bother making a video on it yourself? he's had nothing to actually say about it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Ya Boi Zack has been low key shilling for Disney/Lucasfilm/Acolyte lately. He seems upset that the culture war youtubers are making fun of it relentlessly.

Why did people like this guy to begin with? He's rambly, unfocused, incredibly arrogant and his taste is completely shit if he thinks the Acolyte is okay.

He got very upset with them over Furiosa flopping, so he seems to have this odd "SJWs suck, but support the garbage they make or else you're a idiotic cultural warrior".

His taste being complete shit has been known for quite some time; guy made excuses for Rebel Moon FFS.

He writes GI Joe fanfic for grownups, which is actually on point for a man with lowest common denominator tastes. Of late, however, he seems to be horseshoeing around into MovieBob by way of unrequited rivalry with EFAP, The Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, et al.

 

[Train Operator]

You want a real hot take for rogue one: tarkin was one of the best parts of the movie.

 

[Bob Barbas]

You want a real hot take for rogue one: tarkin was one of the best parts of the movie.

Tbh I didn't mind his inclusion. I do think HackFraudMedia (Not RedLetterMedia the other guy.) was right in that they probably should've just kept him facing away from the camera so the inperfections of his deepfaking weren't so blaringly obvious. But beyond that I didn't really have an issue with his inclusion.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Ya Boi Zack has been low key shilling for Disney/Lucasfilm/Acolyte lately. He seems upset that the culture war youtubers are making fun of it relentlessly.

Why did people like this guy to begin with? He's rambly, unfocused, incredibly arrogant and his taste is completely shit if he thinks the Acolyte is okay.

He got very upset with them over Furiosa flopping, so he seems to have this odd "SJWs suck, but support the garbage they make or else you're a idiotic cultural warrior".

He was one of the first people to start Comicsgate and the push for independent comic books while also speaking out at the SJW-ification of Marvel Comics. We used to treat it as a quirk that he likes dumb bad movies, but these movies are different. They are the exact same thing he complained about in the comic book industry; same kinds of people, same garbage storytelling, but at ten thousand times the budget.

The only industry that hasn't been completely taken over by SJWs to this extent is the video game industry. Yeah, they're certainly trying with Sweet Baby Inc. commissars, but they've got three big competitors and one small one:

1. Japan. They've made the most progress in this country with Sony, but seem to be having trouble with Square-Enix and even Nintendo. They're increasingly noticing the woke agenda too, so they've got a shot at stopping it.
2. Korea. Shift Up.
3. China. Most fortified. They recognize Baizuo nonsense when they see it and know it can potentially be American espionage on top of it.
4. Indie games. H games are the most fortified, but even regular games still go about the business of making games free of politics.

What these four groups all have in common is their willingness to flirt with the H-game genre. To make attractive, stylish female characters requires a decent eye for H-game designs, so any company that has to sell gacha must have good art design. Small game devs need good art design too and have to do it on a budget (hence the growth of the 2.5 D world games). It's really only AAA that can be considered woke, but not even all of it.

Pretty sure the death of Ed Piskor broke his brain.

 

[crowabunga]

I always got the impression the "Rogue One was actually shit" crowd was mainly the Disney shills because it's the thing the people most unhappy with the Disney stuff liked. Something similar to the Disney shills who attack the original films and prequels. Vagule in the, "it's all actually shit so you should like it all" crowd.

I get completely understand arguments against Rogue One but I think a lot ignore the fact it exists in a context of being made when the other films exist.

That said, I am someone who also enjoyed Solo. There's the dumb moments like his name origin and other things. It and Rogue One are still closer to what they should be doing than they are now.

I didn't have a bad time with Solo or R1 either. I'd prefer shortened cuts that remove the "I got that reference!" moments that had all the grace of a handjob from a grizzly bear, robosexuality, and the weird out-of-left-field shit like Maul (OK, it's just Solo that gets the latter two treatments), but neither movie seemed like they were made by people who hated me even when they included retarded shit.

Or, to put it another way: if I still watched broadcast television as my primary method of turn-off-your-brain entertainment, Solo and R1 are the only Disney Wars movies I wouldn't skip past while idly flipping channels.

 

[Miller]

Ya Boi Zack has been low key shilling for Disney/Lucasfilm/Acolyte lately. He seems upset that the culture war youtubers are making fun of it relentlessly.

If only he would focus on delivering the books that people ordered...

 

[Midwit]

Even if that were right people still came a third time.

That's also because prequel hate mainly came from a very specific demographic whilst general audiences probably liked the films well enough, Lucas made some very odd decisions but those decisions were made earnestly and somehow you can tell by watching it.

Personally, I don't know anyone who loves the prequels and was at least a year or two into puberty by the time they came out.

Exactly my point, the people who vocally disliked the prequels were people who were old enough to realise how silly they were but not old enough to be able to enjoy them for what they actually are. They're the kind of people who liked watching Vader chop up rebel troopers in the hallway at the end of Rogue One because god forbid that the creator wants to make his story and not just pander to the worst kind of fan.

If only he would focus on delivering the books that people ordered...

Classic Comicsgate.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So why they thought making a movie focused on him was a good idea I have no clue, there just wasn't a lot of material in the first place. It would've worked better if he was a side character or something tbh and the story focused on someone else.

Probably testing waters before recasting other OT characters. Luckily the attempt was rejected.

Then we'll get the double twist of green lesbian snake lady was actually behind everything.

My prediction is that Zabrak "mom" survived and is Maul's grandma.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Probably testing waters before recasting other OT characters. Luckily the attempt was rejected.

Tbf they're going to have to at some point. They're all basically on death's door probably maybe at best another decade left before they're all gone and I feel like making them all CG is going to get old fast.

I mean fuck we already lost Leia. I think that's what annoys me the most about the sequels. They blew the only chance they had to have a satisfying reunion of the original characters. Instead of honoring them and giving them a proper sendoff they pissed on them more or less.

On that subject though, I still think the best pitch I ever heard for a better sequel trilogy should've been something like the old republic but in reverse, essentially push the story far into the future where all of the old heroes are legends more or less. I feel like that would've been the most respectful thing they could've done.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

On that subject though, I still think the best pitch I ever heard for a better sequel trilogy should've been something like the old republic but in reverse, essentially push the story far into the future where all of the old heroes are legends more or less. I feel like that would've been the most respectful thing they could've done.

This is the only way - focus on different characters and different eras. This approach works, Star Trek managed to make some excellent shows and movies by jumping to the future, to the past and to different places in their universe (I mean NG, DS9, Voyager and to some extent Enterprise, not the reboot shit).

 

[LovisXVI]

Recasting them would have been better, then they could have just adapted something like the Thrawn Trillogy, but Disney is allergic to giving artists and writers their dues so they cannot do that.

 

[The Ugly One]

Exactly my point, the people who vocally disliked the prequels were people who were old enough to realise how silly they were but not old enough to be able to enjoy them for what they actually are.

Everyone I knew who was old enough to know what they actually were didn't like any of them except Ep. III, because they were just not good movies. Children liked them, and that was about it. The pathetic thing about the sequels is they couldn't even pander to kids. At least kids got the Pod Racer game and Battle Droid toys.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Everyone I knew who was old enough to know what they actually were didn't like any of them except Ep. III, because they were just not good movies. Children liked them, and that was about it. The pathetic thing about the sequels is they couldn't even pander to kids. At least kids got the Pod Racer game and Battle Droid toys.

I mean, I agree the prequels are shit. But they're less shit than the sequels. Like, the thing about the prequels is if nothing else when they were bad they were entertainingly bad. The sequels were just the boring kind of bad, in my opinion, the worst kind.

That and I could at least tell what story George was trying to tell in the prequels. Can't say that for the sequels at all considering each movie contradicts itself.
Honestly the best Star Wars content after the OT has always been the EU stuff. And even that was also rife with a lot of garbage. But when something good came along, it was really good usually.

But yeah, I know it's seen as a kind of cope response at this point but unironically Star Wars has always been bad past the original trilogy. It just has its moments. And they're really good when they happen. But that's about it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Now the "Jedi are cops" analogy is complete:
>Jedi attempt to deescalate a tense situation
>Lesbian witches are uncooperative and become hostile
>Jedi kill in self-defense
>Jedi are the ones at fault

Writing black twins with no father and a mother that commits deletion by cop is wild.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The decay of Star Wars could be reversible -- just pull a Di$ney and declare Di$ney SW "non-canon", then maybe bring back the EU "Legends" into "canon", and go from there?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The decay of Star Wars could be reversible -- just pull a Di$ney and declare Di$ney SW "non-canon", then maybe bring back the EU "Legends" into "canon", and go from there?

You'd need to fire almost everyone in Lucasfilm and have a Disney CEO who'd be cool with you being the most tyrannical president of Lucasfilm. It'd take years to get talented people working for Lucasfilm again and good luck getting money in order to make a new sequel trilogy. As a Star Trek and Dr. Who fan trust me, it's easier to accept the death of your favorite franchises than have hope it'd be fixed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You'd need to fire almost everyone in Lucasfilm and have a Disney CEO who'd be cool with you being the most tyrannical president of Lucasfilm. It'd take years to get talented people working for Lucasfilm again and good luck getting money in order to make a new sequel trilogy.

I guess the only way the route I suggested could be taken is if "the pendulum swings back" and Current Year ends, and Di$ney had either already given up the © and ™ of SW to a company that's less "woke" after losing business. In other words, quite a while in the future, if at all.

As a Star Trek and Dr. Who fan trust me, it's easier to accept the death of your favorite franchises than have hope it'd be fixed.

At least there's always "headcanon": considering a series complete after a point (like before JJ Abrams came along with SW and ST), and not acknowledging what's out after.

And it sucks how wannabe commies try to ruin series with both forced "identity politics", as well as a really crappy dive in quality.