Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The great heat death of the cobraverse, where all content is entropytized to the point that its temperature will never be exploited to create other matter. The curvature of space/time can no longer be manipulated by matter to interact. The bogwitch can no longer attract Cobes by sheer law of attraction.

If you had read this again please do it in Carl Sagan's voice.

There's probably an AI voice for this nowadays.

The troles, weens, Jessica and glass tappers were the true agents of entropy.

 

[ColombianGhost]

I have no idea who drew them but it would be cool to get the guy who made all the little icons for the CWCKI do some for all the charecters in the CobraverseView attachment 6058455

Do you have a video of this? I can't find anything about this hat anywhere.

A cobra wiki would be good in general, i sometimes get lost with all the shit he has done and how many homeboys he had

 

[Jobama]

A cobra wiki would be good in general, i sometimes get lost with all the shit he has done and how many homeboys he had

Someone made one recently!

https://kingcobrawiki.org/

You’re more than welcome to help edit it.

 

[ColombianGhost]

Really?, i din´t know thank you bro

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

This nontent era really makes me feel like this is the heat death of the Cobraverse. Where everything is a burnt out ember and nothing fun will ever happen again.

It's the slowest of burns toobz. People were saying this before Methica trips #1 and #2. Just gotta wait pay-shent-lee for the curtain to draw on act three.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Recap of the latest video

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I never worry about Cobes getting up to dumb shit. Getting drunk, spazzing out, struggling with simple tasks, and just being overly retarded.

My only fear is we miss it because he is either fat, fed, and drunk or has been hounded to being a hermit with limited internet footprint.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I didn't see it mentioned here but looks like homeboy Aaron was arrested for drunk driving

 

[ilovejews]

the whole thing about culture war is that people freak out about things that doesn't effect them. I remember cobra ranting about gay marriage one time. you're not gay, cobra. this wont affect you unless you and warlord decides to settle down. with cobra chronic alcohol use, horrible, diet, smoking, and weight. he could get angry dies from a heart attack while ranting about trannies. good god, now that's a sad way to die.

Uh, dude, government forcing me to pretend two faggots are a married cpuple absolutely does affect me. The audacity to change social norms and then act like status quo has been maintained...

 

[Umaibae]

I didn't see it mentioned here but looks like homeboy Aaron was arrested for drunk driving

lmao what a weenie

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

lmao what a weenie

Drunk driving plus open container and leaving the scene of an accident. He'll probably be spending a month or two in jail in the near future.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Uh, dude, government forcing me to pretend two faggots are a married cpuple absolutely does affect me.

if gay guys are living under your skin, you make be in the closet there, buddy. also, please, proof read before posting

 

[ibeatmywife]

Gays, trannies, niggers and jews are the 4 horseman of the apocalypse seeing one of them defended here means the end is near toobz

 

[biggacracka]

Gays, trannies, niggers and jews are the 4 horseman of the apocalypse seeing one of them defended here means the end is near toobz

I saw a rider upon a pale horse and behold, it was a faggot

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

niggers

It's spelled "nighrs", trole. You know what, you can get blocked from my channel dood.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I didn't see it mentioned here but looks like homeboy Aaron was arrested for drunk driving

He’s only 29??? Jesus he looks 40.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s only 29??? Jesus he looks 40.

Casper age people like milk

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I didn't see it mentioned here but looks like homeboy Aaron was arrested for drunk driving

>DWUI
>Open Container
>Resisting Arrest
>Leaving the Scene of an Accident
>Failure to Yield
Damn, homeboy Aaron just isn't the same without his favorite neighbor around.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

He’s only 29??? Jesus he looks 40.

He was born in 1991 so he is 33

 

[ibeatmywife]

He was born in 1991 so he is 33

Same age as christ when he was crucified for our digressions this must be a sign in the year of our lord.