DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gondolindrim]

EDIT3: and of course he - being the irredeemable piece of shit that he is - had to insert a guilt-tripping beg for money:

How many years ago was that big Twitch leak? And DSP still wants to act like we don't know that he's rolling in dough.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Phil was gonna scam his audience 3k in a beggathon and use the pc that Reviewtech USA was going to donate him.

guarantee it.

phil is so mad that rich told people that he was gonig to donate phil a pc haha.

now phil is having a breakdown about it. blaming the trolls

Hes big mad that Rich told people about the free PC. He wanted to beg for 2k, then pocket the money and say he spent it on the PC.

Phil actually made a smart decision for once. I bet they were going to try to a-log/scam him.

How many years ago was that big Twitch leak? And DSP still wants to act like we don't know that he's rolling in dough.

He probably knew it’s just a pride thing with Phil.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

From Null's description of part of the conversation he had with Mike Clum, it appears that Mr. Darksyde had been at least partially successful in pignotizing Mike, with Mike even defending Phil's work ethic against Null's accusation of DSP being lazy.

So Mike Clum is as retarded as the dents. Pathetic lol

 

[Chernabog3000]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

What part of he took his fighting stick apart with a Swiss army knife are you not understanding?

 

[myone]

So Mike Clum is as retarded as the dents. Pathetic lol

I'm not so quick to judge. From looking at the Boogy doc, Clum's entire schtick seems to be very similar to what Louis Theroux does. Slice of life documentaries, where he acts slightly naive and films the subjects without (or with very little) direct confrontation, embedding himself in their life. Especially for someone like DSP it's essential that the subjects don't feel like they are being grilled or made fun of, so it's actually smart of Mike to just regurgitate whatever DSP told him, to remain in his good graces.

In this type of documentary the gamble is that the insanity of the subject will shine through, without much commentary or debunking their claims. For example, when Boogy makes the unhinged claim, that he'd work a regular job, take him at his word and set up a career advice session for him. It works.

Or, sure, maybe Clum is just a retard. Maybe I'm overthinking it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Clum has to play nice with the gig he has. Stop overreading into stuff he says.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He was stroking his ego because he wanted to make a docu, and even after it fell apart he remained cordial because Phil might change his mind one day. No point burning bridges. Something Phil never understood.

 

[Balr0g]

I seriously think this guy wouldn't have turned out this retarded if his parents had forced him to play any type of sport as a kid. Phil would have thrown tantrums and actually be dealt life lessons (ass-beatings) for behaving the way he does and it probably would've carried over to online gaming I think. I guess we should be happy this wasn't the case and he turned into the prolific lolcow that he is.

You can blame Jaha and Viscant for that. They let Phil pussy out of their respective fights

 

[Yung Dalph]

Clum's entire schtick seems to be very similar to what Louis Theroux does

Not really. Mike Clum is simply a marketing guy. He has a marketing company. Boogie's "documentary" is a marketing piece (and also sometimes a music video). If you talk to Mike, you can only expect HR speak and nothing of value. It's very transparent to see that.

None of what Mike presented in that video is complex or deep, it's all very superficial. It just stands out because the production value is relatively high. Boogie wanted a patheticpiece because his entire persona is being pathetic for money, and he got it. Phil would've wanted a fluff piece and he'd have got it if he wasn't such a bitch.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So do we get Mr. I Stay Out of Drama dancing on the train wreck that is Boogie? And how many LiMBs will we get when people remind Phil that he used his parents’ health as sympathy and a grift?

 

[Brother Wind]

Phil stated he had a hard time/struggled/had difficulty using his drive impact/combos when facing the other direction. That right there is a sign there's either something wrong with him mentally since adults shouldn't struggle flipping directions

So, to give him the slightest credit that he really doesn't deserve. Fighting game motions/combos aren't really done in pieces. Like its all stored in your brain as one or two big chunks. You have fractions of seconds to do them. So its a lot like knowing a parlor trick. Your muscle memory just does the whole thing.

My theory is that there is a little bit of DSP in all of us. We follow his antics with sort of a morbid fascination, seeing what we would be like if that little demon took over. I think that's also why he attracts the absolute bottom of humanity's collective barrel in terms of fans and a-logs. Gazing into the abyss and all that. It's good to take breaks from it every now and then. That applies to all lolcows, not just Phil.

Phil is pure Ego. But somehow as a real person. Like he is that bit in the Simpsons where Homer asks how his life would be if he robbed the Kwik E Mart. And his vision is him as like the mayor living in a mansion. That is Phil. For every decision he has made. And weirdly it has kind of worked out for him surprisingly well. Like somehow every thing the natural order has ingrained in every living being just fucking skipped Phil. He has never quite internalized that actions have consequences. And the world has somehow never really punished him for that.

What outsiders think is that it means we are jealous, or that we spend every single day waiting for that other shoe to drop. And thats not right either. Because lol no, no one is actually jealous of him. And B. I wait for that on every lolcow. We all do. The daily thing is Phil's secret spice

Daily his worldview is getting fucked rocked. Not even. It is goddamn near constantly. The best way to explain it is if I challenged all of you to a game of Magic. And then beat you. 98% of you would be like well no shit you won asshole. I don't know how to play this game. But not Phil. Phil would scream and cry and throw a fucking fit. Never fucking mind that he also doesn't know how to play. Its because Phil Burnell doesn't fucking lose.

But then he spends his life acting like the smartest person ever, and then having retards correct him. Tell him he is wrong. Every video game he plays, as the worlds greatest gamer, and he loses some of those. Its those moments. Those endless little slaps on his ego. How it *fucking still, after 15 goddamn years*, makes him seethe. When someone tells him he is wrong, when he doesn't immediately succeed. That is why you watch Phil. Because even weirder is how you also never know when one little slap becomes an actual moment. The fucking fur fur fur moment was him getting completely tilted at what a person in chat said. Fucking stream chat. Literally the internets greatest collection of nobodies. And the amount of gold dust, that alone provides.

And even this stick, and him butchering $500 worth of electronics, was not because he lost a tournament. Or got no wins one night. Or even lost to anyone special. Its because he didn't have a 100% win rate.

 

[Pargon]

So Mike Clum is as retarded as the dents. Pathetic lol

The man was prepared to do a documentary without knowing jack shit about the subject. Not all his dogs are barking, if all of them ever were.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The man was prepared to do a documentary without knowing jack shit about the subject. Not all his dogs are barking, if all of them ever were.

Has Mike Clum made anything else? The Boogie doc was fun to watch but I think that was really helped by the fact that Boogie is an unrepentant piece of shit and actually wants to project to the world how fuckin pathetic he is. So I don't know if you can really give him too many points for that since it's the kind of thing anyone with a camera and access to Boogie probably could have made if they just accepted everything Boogie said at face value like Mike did.

 

[johnkimble123]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Phil LARPing as a mature adult with no self-awareness, or at least no outward facing self-awareness, is part of the interesting part. You almost have to assume its an act, but it isn't. Knowing that he's where he is today, begging for money, largely due to his own actions, is a part of it too. And worst of all, besides having no self-awareness, he likes to think he's some intelligent person, above the fray, while straw-manning every possible argument, usually looping it to be about himself.

I will also say that watching him without context isn't as funnier. When you know that nearly every word out of his mouth is a contradiction or retcon to something else he's said, it's much more amusing.

 

[Not A Fed]

He should just use a leverless controller. A good one is like $70.

 

[Corpun]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Because once you get past his dogshit boring streams and his reputation as a shitty gamer, you get to the real core of the vortex and meet the self-deluded, narc ego, greedy, low IQ retard who has literally contradicted himself in the span of two sentences hundreds of times throughout his 'career'.

From Null's description of part of the conversation he had with Mike Clum, it appears that Mr. Darksyde had been at least partially successful in pignotizing Mike, with Mike even defending Phil's work ethic against Null's accusation of DSP being lazy.

Is it possible Clum just didn't get to see Phil busy with his job, and just listened to Phil ramble on about how he works more than a 9-5 streaming and uploading gameplay as a khantent creator curator? Far as I remember Clum only visited on his day ahff.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

LTG is apparently super behind on child support payments. Can't wait for totally no drama Phil to not talk.about this

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

LTG is apparently super behind on child support payments. Can't wait for totally no drama Phil to not talk.about this

I don't even feel the normal revulsion when Phil takes cheap shots on internet degenerates. I really wanna see Phil at max sliminess for LTG.

LTG definitely mind-fucked Phil with Phil's failed attempt at building a heat with him, and Phil wearing those shirts every day is still proof that the butthurt stuck with him.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

oh god, a "fan" got him a new joystick and it's *gasp* being delivered by amazon today!!! it's going to be like when he ordered a new xbox controller and he kept looking at the time while bitching like a karen. lol this whole stream will be him seething over Amazon not prioritizing him over everyone else.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Remember when he reached out to LTG about "owning dah twolls" by the two of them having a series of matches at EVO taking away attention from the actual event? Pepperidge Farms remembers.