DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Whaler]

While I'm sure part of it is Phils reaction speed going downhill and shit. I'd like to point that that Phil has stated that he double taps all his inputs even when not playing FGs because that professionals do it. While double tapping some inputs is alright, doing it all the time is a bad idea, that's probably why he has a hard time with some of his combos. The other thing I'd like to point out is that I was watching a Memology yesterday that was about his recent SF6 stream and Phil stated he had a hard time/struggled/had difficulty using his drive impact/combos when facing the other direction. That right there is a sign there's either something wrong with him mentally since adults shouldn't struggle flipping directions (on the fly ackackackack) or that he really is just repeating the moves he remembers and that's why he struggles when fighting people who don't do what he expects them to do and can't adapt to people who mash or do patterns.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

You could characterize it as interesting if you would agree that it's fun & satisfying to afford some attention to a few minutes of an abject pile of dogshit person having [by his sheltered, eunuch metrics] a banner bad fucking day.

You don't get bangers out of this ballgargler very often, but when he does deliver one, it's like velvet sunshine, because he has earned every ounce of irritation he suffers. And for every ounce, he moves an inch closer to the inevitable outrage-induced stroke. Whereupon he'll finally get a taste of actual hardship, as opposed to his current interpretation of all-consuming misery, which can range from being put on hold in excess of 56 seconds in a phone call, to a literal fuckin papercut.

 

[Fapcop]

I heard that too and I guess that confirms that it was 100% DSP that fuckin killed the documentary if Clum actually fuckin thought that. I can kinda see where Mike is coming from, Phil does stream like nine hours a day, six days a week, basically the equivalent of like a 50~60 hour work week.

Also confirms Mike Clum not being the smartest tool in the shed.

Regarding Phil’s streams, he actually doesn’t stream for that long.
Between the breaks and coming in late, etc, he often just streams 3 hours on one of his “shifts”.

And of course much of that is just sitting and sperging about what he had for dinner last night, wild tales about Amazon deliveries going to the wrong house, Phil getting cat food on his day ahff, and similar banalities that he thinks are “the best stories on YouTube”.

Having said that, I know what you mean about Phil “working hard”.

I guess the best way to describe it, is that Phil puts a lot of time into pretending to have a job.

Or with the joystick where apparently the only screwdriver he has is on a swiss army knife.

Pretty good example of Phil’s laziness.

Go downstairs and get the right tool for the job? Tuh-huh-huh! What are you?! A morahn?! Those stairs are like… 12 steps high!

The other thing I'd like to point out is that I was watching a Memology yesterday that was about his recent SF6 stream and Phil stated he had a hard time/struggled/had difficulty using his drive impact/combos when facing the other direction. That right there is a sign there's either something wrong with him mentally since adults shouldn't struggle flipping directions (on the fly ackackackack)

More proof really that Phil really is legit retarded.

That entire stream last night was a solid tour de force demonstration of his low IQ.

(Like when Phil insisted that he couldn’t put the fight stick in, in a different orientation since his character would then be “fighting backwards”.)

Also explains why he always calls everyone morons and idiots. If Phil yells it loud enough, hopefully nobody will notice that the lights are on but there’s nobody home.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Having said that, I know what you mean about Phil “working hard”.

I guess the best way to describe it, is that Phil puts a lot of time into pretending to have a job.

It's a combination of two things as to why it can be perceived as him working hard the first is his utter lack of streamlining and efficiency and the second is the cult leader like power and control he has over the dents. He could save a fuckload of time if he had an automated tip updater but that would take away power and control, everytime someone kahntributes he has to stop and turn to the side and squint and get his porcine sausage fingers properly on the keyboard and manually put the information in this way you don't get usernames like cumguzzlerryanthefakefaggottoon6969 dropping a buck every minute to stay on top but also forces the dents to have to suffer through his cult leader rituals.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

How the fuck is this retard still alive and if this happens during something so small I can't imagine him actually completing a lego set. Him doing a 200 step lego set and fuck it up at step 10 and complain at step 100 is going to be great content.

 

[Fapcop]

https://youtu.be/dHDIpfwp8G0?si=-4uEFFhCmspAl7sU

Don’t see the relevance…

Biden is braindead because he’s senile.

DSP is brain dead because he was dropped on the head as a child or something. Or was just born dumb.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The salt we'll get when he either is short a specific piece or has some left over will be able to cover a weekends worth of popcorn at the local bijou.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm not trying to chastise anyone but

How the fuck does anyone find this guy interesting? He's as bland as mayonnaise and twice as dull. he's just a fuck up that's it. The world is chocked full of retards like this who don't think more then 5 minutes ahead.

I just don't get it.

Ah, thank the good lord! An expert opinion on DSP from someone who doesn’t know the first thing saving the pigroach, but saw the link on the front page, and proceeded to watch the first couple of minutes of the video.

Just what this thread needed.

Pack it up boys, we’re done here! See ya all in one of the non-bland IMPORTANT threads where we can seethe about genital mutilation and groomers fucking kids.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

https://youtu.be/dHDIpfwp8G0?si=-4uEFFhCmspAl7sU

TDS is real

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

https://youtu.be/dHDIpfwp8G0?si=-4uEFFhCmspAl7sU

A dent head is you

 

[Iron Hamster]

"You should literally delete the game and your internet, social media."

Lmao, what kind of insult is this?

The projection type.

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[PenskeMaterial]

Well he does have the same head shape as the Predator.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

While I'm sure part of it is Phils reaction speed going downhill and shit. I'd like to point that that Phil has stated that he double taps all his inputs even when not playing FGs because that professionals do it. While double tapping some inputs is alright, doing it all the time is a bad idea, that's probably why he has a hard time with some of his combos. The other thing I'd like to point out is that I was watching a Memology yesterday that was about his recent SF6 stream and Phil stated he had a hard time/struggled/had difficulty using his drive impact/combos when facing the other direction. That right there is a sign there's either something wrong with him mentally since adults shouldn't struggle flipping directions (on the fly ackackackack) or that he really is just repeating the moves he remembers and that's why he struggles when fighting people who don't do what he expects them to do and can't adapt to people who mash or do patterns.

He is the sorest loser I've ever seen. He starts losing , implodes mentally, doesn't make any tactical adjustment and rages and cries conspiracy until he loses. When he shuts up sometimes he actually starts improving and making adjustments like a normal person. The problem is when he gets better he attributes it to stuff like the keyboard finally accepting his inputs and the opponent cutting back on cheating rather than just acknowledging he was doing it wrong. Then his opponent makes adjustments to him and he starts the cycle of tardraging all over again.

I seriously think this guy wouldn't have turned out this retarded if his parents had forced him to play any type of sport as a kid. Phil would have thrown tantrums and actually be dealt life lessons (ass-beatings) for behaving the way he does and it probably would've carried over to online gaming I think. I guess we should be happy this wasn't the case and he turned into the prolific lolcow that he is.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

As a FGC guy it’s fucking hilarious that he somehow bricked a fightstick. It’s a remarkably simple piece of kit. Just wires, buttons, and a pcb.

 

[Necrosan]

As a FGC guy it’s fucking hilarious that he somehow bricked a fightstick. It’s a remarkably simple piece of kit. Just wires, buttons, and a pcb.

Do they come with a manual? Because it is incredible to me that he just wings it instead of doing a two-second search to see how to disassemble it. Even if it saves both time and money he just refuses to do it because he sees it as extra work.

 

[Gyptian Sphinx]

Blaming his cat for the loss in the same vein as "My dog ate my homework". It's also lovely to see that even with an overtuned character like Bison DSP is getting his ass whooped.

Don't blame the poor kitty!

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Do they come with a manual? Because it is incredible to me that he just wings it instead of doing a two-second search to see how to disassemble it. Even if it saves both time and money he just refuses to do it because he sees it as extra work.

The big box ones like Qanba, Razer, and Victrix probably do. The all-metal, super-moddable ones like Etokki or Allfightsticks may not by virtue of just being stainless steel enclosures with a screwed in backplate, but the manuals for the PCBs are easy as hell to find if they’re not in the box with them.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

It's a combination of two things as to why it can be perceived as him working hard the first is his utter lack of streamlining and efficiency and the second is the cult leader like power and control he has over the dents. He could save a fuckload of time if he had an automated tip updater but that would take away power and control, everytime someone kahntributes he has to stop and turn to the side and squint and get his porcine sausage fingers properly on the keyboard and manually put the information in this way you don't get usernames like cumguzzlerryanthefakefaggottoon6969 dropping a buck every minute to stay on top but also forces the dents to have to suffer through his cult leader rituals.

I've made the retarded analogy before that he would rather haul bricks 1 by 1 than use a wheelbarrow but essentially he's just a Busy Idiot.
You see it everyday he streams. Hold on let me put this piece of paper away. Now let me go see what the ol' wife is doing. Let me take Jasper downstairs. Let me open the blinds. Okay hold on let me close the blinds now. Let me check this fuckin' random email outta nowhere etc etc.

Just a neet trying to larp as a working adult because what he essentially does is insanely shameful for his age compared to many who earn their living. If he steamlined everything he would only be "working" for 2 hours a day if he actually gave a shit on the quality of content he produces.

Also, he doesn't have a lot going on. Streaming and Youtube is his fuckin' life. There is a reason why Adam and them told him to fix his shit. This is all his doing because he really doesn't have a life and he really should actually go touch grass. As soon as that stream is off, hes back to Twitter, staring at Youtube views or playing on his phone.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've made the retarded analogy before that he would rather haul bricks 1 by 1 than use a wheelbarrow but essentially he's just a Busy Idiot.
You see it everyday he streams. Hold on let me put this piece of paper away. Now let me go see what the ol' wife is doing. Let me take Jasper downstairs. Let me open the blinds. Okay hold on let me close the blinds now. Let me check this fuckin' random email outta nowhere etc etc.

Just a neet trying to larp as a working adult because what he essentially does is insanely shameful for his age compared to many who earn their living. If he steamlined everything he would only be "working" for 2 hours a day if he actually gave a shit on the quality of content he produces.

Also, he doesn't have a lot going on. Streaming and Youtube is his fuckin' life. There is a reason why Adam and them told him to fix his shit. This is all his doing because he really doesn't have a life and he really should actually go touch grass. As soon as that stream is off, hes back to Twitter, staring at Youtube views or playing on his phone.

The brick analogy sucks.

Now, imagine you own a sandwich shop. The place is run down, in the bad part of town, the menu sucks, and the ingredients are sub-par at best. Instead of realizing that the place sucks and listening to feedback that is very vocal, the sandwich shop owner is constantly making improvements by adding shit like automatic check cashers, credit card processers, or mixed race drinking fountains (you know, shit that was the standard decades ago). He's constantly adding more gimmicks that no one asked for and is failing to chase trends cause he doesn't want to feed his customers' bad habit of instant gratification). Also, when you walk in, before you order, you're given a 90 minute shareholder meeting on the state of the sandwich shop (it's never good).

But hey, at least the sandwich shop is open 6 days week and rarely misses a day of chill, positive, interactive, meaningful, shit-quality sandwiches!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Khat would eat the Raspberry Pi before it got into Phil's hands if he ever tried

I see what you did there

Watching Phil and Stuttering John had made me look at and ultimately severely reduce my drinking.

I didn't think anyone could be a bigger shitbag than Phail but stuttering bomb has done it.