DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

One person’s opinion but I maintain that none of the tech Phil gets are gifts. They are all his purchases and always have been.

My rule of thumb is: if it's a purchase that benefits PHIL and only PHIL, there's a 99% chance he bought it himself. If it's something like the mini PC that he uses once or twice and then chucks it in the fag closet, never to see the light of day again, it's 99% chance of being dent-bought. If it's somewhere in the middle, then it's around a 50-50 chance on whether it was Phail-bought or dent-bought.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Wins a match with his current stick "all of my moves are coming out stick feels good!" 15 minutes later after losing to diamond 4 bison "nothing is coming out inputs are dropping its either the game or the stick sorry guys I did nothing wrong"

This is gonna be a long salt stream. Already preloading the netcode could be the issue if new stick doesn't work. I'd say 100% he bought the stick himself not even a question with how he is acting.

 

[johnkimble123]

I saw on meerkat's stream somebody say you can't track an Amazon-delivered package unless you're logged into the account where the order originated...

Tested it for myself and that's 100% true. There is no way to track something delivered by Amazon (with a TBA#), only if its UPS or USPS and you have their tracking number.

Yet another reason why Phil's whole story seems like bs. He cannot help but to lie.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I saw on meerkat's stream somebody say you can't track an Amazon-delivered package unless you're logged into the account where the order originated...

Tested it for myself and that's 100% true. There is no way to track something delivered by Amazon (with a TBA#), only if its UPS or USPS and you have their tracking number.

Yet another reason why Phil's whole story seems like bs. He cannot help but to lie.

He just gave way too many details about it for it to be even possible. If he just said "A viewer reached out and said he loves my content and sent me a new fight stick it will be here tomorrow" it would've been maybe believable a little but he went into the whole junk mail thing and it just became laughable.

Reminder he could've just bought a converter from Brooks and used any fight stick/gamepad ever made on what the fuck ever system he wants like a bunch of pros do for like 70 bucks or so but he has some warped belief about potential input lag or something so he won't do it.

 

[johnkimble123]

He just gave way too many details about it for it to be even possible. If he just said "A viewer reached out and said he loves my content and sent me a new fight stick it will be here tomorrow" it would've been maybe believable a little but he went into the whole junk mail thing and it just became laughable.

Reminder he could've just bought a converter from Brooks and used any fight stick/gamepad ever made on what the fuck ever system he wants like a bunch of pros do for like 70 bucks or so but he has some warped belief about potential input lag or something so he won't do it.

A classic trait of liars, oversharing so that you can't possibly believe they'd lie with how forthcoming they are about what happened, or they share something to distract you away from something, like mentioning your wife having a restraining order...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

A classic trait of liars, oversharing so that you can't possibly believe they'd lie with how forthcoming they are about what happened, or they share something to distract you away from something, like mentioning your wife having a restraining order...

A classic trait of SHITTY liars you mean. Just like his gayming skills, Phail has somehow become markedly worse in his lying skills despite doing it for over 16 years. #1 rule of lying is: keep it simple and concise.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Just like clockwork. Man he always gets stuff when HIS gaming stuff breaks and even arrives post-haste. Pretty suspicious although plausible that he just has a very dented fan that buys him shit. Now considering they are willing to buy him a new top end(?) Fightstick, why havent the retard or retards just bought dsp a 2k gaming pc?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I saw on meerkat's stream somebody say you can't track an Amazon-delivered package unless you're logged into the account where the order originated...

Correct, even if it's ordered from your gift list. Of course, Phil overshared and made it obvious.

The only recent purchase a dent probably made was the Mini PC.

 

[San Dimas High School]

It's funny if he actually did buy the joystick because he's been begging hard today and can't use the purchase of a joystick as an excuse.. The last time he bought a joystick he used it to beg .

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

It's funny if he actually did buy the joystick because he's been begging hard today and can't use the purchase of a joystick as an excuse.. The last time he bought a joystick he used it to beg .

That’s $300 less he has for Hogan pulls, brutha

 

[shekelshoah666]

We started off positive and now we are extremely toxic at the end of this SF6 session. The memology video is gonna be fucking based it's hard to even describe but he is on one.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Youtube may have disabled gifted memberships for Phil

 

[RougeRed]

DSP has lost so many matches today that he is now below 1500. Guess the Rolls Royce of fightsticks didn't save him.

 

[johnkimble123]

Youtube may have disabled gifted memberships for Phil

There are reports of them not being distributed for anybody as of the last few hours. Not just a DSP thing. Doody somehow does less research than DSP.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Youtube may have disabled gifted memberships for Phil

Hahahah

"If they don't go through please be sure to gift in another way."

Give me that $50, dent!!!

 

[Corpun]

How many fight sticks does he have. He used to have like 10 back in CT. Did he throw those all away? Does he not have any spare parts lying around.

I guess he saw the price tag and needed a new toy and bought it right away on whatever Amazon Credit he has right now.

then she'll likely swallow a mysterious benefactor sending Phil an obscenely expensive vidya joystick.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP has lost so many matches today that he is now below 1500. Guess the Rolls Royce of fightsticks didn't save him.

Phil averages in the 1400s, maybe 1500 with Blanka. He's a below average master.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Hahahah

"If they don't go through please be sure to gift in another way."

Give me that $50, dent!!!

Reminder to any dents or flying monkeys reading this that if you tip Phil you are literally his nigger and he could care less if you live or die so long as that wallet stays open.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

My rule of thumb is: if it's a purchase that benefits PHIL and only PHIL, there's a 99% chance he bought it himself. If it's something like the mini PC that he uses once or twice and then chucks it in the fag closet, never to see the light of day again, it's 99% chance of being dent-bought. If it's somewhere in the middle, then it's around a 50-50 chance on whether it was Phail-bought or dent-bought.

Late, gay, and lazy: I was watching "Raw Phil" premier his fight stick compilation video yesterday and saw that SithlovesDsp mention the "stick he just bought Phil" in the chat. No one was responding to him and I didn't feel like engaging with him so I just left.
I'm now curious if anyone else mentioned this or maybe he just wanted attention. I'm pretty sure this was the same Sith guy who got banned recently for brininging up drama.

 

[RougeRed]

could care less

It is "couldn't care less" as in "I could not care less than I currently do because the amount I care is zero."