Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Sicko Hunter]

This thread sent me down a little rabbit hole and I started reading this terrible article from the Time magazine website called "Life expectancy proves how far black Americans have come" which talks about the life expectancy gap between Whites and blacks and there is no mention of diet within the article. They blame racism multiple times but not a single mention of diet. They of course blame religion but no mention of gang violence and high sodium diets. They even admit that African immigrants live longer (wouldn't them being both black and immigrants mean they face even more racism then native born blacks?) but give totally bullshit reasons for why they live longer. I can't believe someone was paid to write this shit.

https://time.com/6235636/life-expectancy-black-americans-progress/

 

[Dread First]

They blame racism multiple times but not a single mention of diet

It's because the only people allowed to say the quiet part out loud are other black people, and even then, they have to be grandfathered into not being targeted. Case-in-point: The Boondocks.

There's no fucking way that The Boondocks could ever air for the first time all over again in $current_year because Aaron McGruder would've been branded as a self-hating coon. Nevertheless, this TV show that started airing during the Bush administration was responsible for pointing out tons of fucked up shit in the black community. There's the much-lauded Trial of R. Kelly episode that came out in 2005, but the Soul Food episode is also another (more on-topic) gem.

"I did battle with ignorance today, and ignorance won" is a sentiment that's like... 15+ years old at this point, and it came from inside the proverbial house.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

AI did a pretty good job making this song off the prompt. I had to reload the page and lost it exactly, but basically said "A Renaissance era folk song on lute about the sheboon Shaniqua conquering the ceiling bird by eating cornstarch chunks to gain power and to obtain a new weave."

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Whites dying out because they don't seezun they food

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Whites dying out because they don't seezun they food
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Drag Teesha the Seezun Queen to a Sri Lankan restaurant. And don't let them prepare the food for Falang, make her eat the brown people version the normals get.

They are the spiciest (and brownest) Asians, their babies can tolerate sulfuric acid as a condiment. There is no black person on this planet but maybe a couple trained in a lab that can tolerate the spice level Sri Lankans are used to.

Most white people cannot even tolerate the spice level in real Thai soups... that chick will croak at Sri Lankan curry, even Indians won't go near it---you need a hazmat suit.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

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No wonder even black men want nothing to do with black women.

Going after a 90 y/o woman still independent and healthy enough to cook is pathetic. My favorite marinara recipe uses only 4 ingredients. If you start with quality products, you don't need to dump seasoned salt or whatever Teesha considers seasoning into your food.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

No wonder even black men want nothing to do with black women.

Going after a 90 y/o woman still independent and healthy enough to cook is pathetic. My favorite marinara recipe uses only 4 ingredients. If you start with quality products, you don't need to dump seasoned salt or whatever Teesha considers seasoning into your food.

I never get the thing with some black people boasting about their spice tolerance and white people don't season their food. Bitch never seen what rednecks in Louisiana eat?

Sure---the spiciest food white people eat in Ohio is butter. But there's no way that woman eats anything at the heat level I'm used to.

And she'll die if she had to eat Thai food that hasn't been dialed down for Falang. She's probably terrified of chili oil.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I never get the thing with some black people boasting about their spice tolerance and white people don't season their food. Bitch never seen what rednecks in Louisiana eat?

Sure---the spiciest food white people eat in Ohio is butter. But there's no way that woman eats anything at the heat level I'm used to.

And she'll die if she had to eat Thai food that hasn't been dialed down for Falang. She's probably terrified of chili oil.

Uhm actually sweatie.... don't even speak to her if you think hot sauce is spicy...

 

[Catboy Ranch]

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Uhm actually sweatie.... don't even speak to her if you think hot sauce is spicy...

If all she's ever seen is the Tapatillo at the dollar store, then I would agree with her.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Sometimes, I wonder why I visit this thread. All it does is make me sad.

 

[The Hardest R]

Sometimes, I wonder why I visit this thread. All it does is make me sad.

I think it’s hilarious.

I still get a chuckle when I see niggers ask for excra meronase on a sandwich.

 

[Montalbane]

Niggers have no clue on how taste works
They overwhelm their palate because they lost it in a gang shootout.
Fuck I am mad.

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

That's because little niglets are raised from birth and are fed a steady diet of institutionalized food, which comes from programs like the school lunch initiatives. This means that their first two meals of the day are always fed off of school lunch trays. When they get home, more often than not, Mama Niglet doesn't have time to feed her kids; she's too busy and lacks the proper skills to prepare dinner. As a result, they often end up eating processed convenience food. This is why home-cooked meals using real ingredients, not synthetic dyes, flavorings, and other agents, are completely foreign to them. Their taste buds have become accustomed to high-sodium, high-fat, high-sugar foods.

 

[WonderWino]

Beyond parody.
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Sounds like a prime contender for a job as a diversity hire at strickland:

 

[AnOminous]

Whites dying out because they don't seezun they food

Me before reading shit like this:

Me after reading shit like this:

This is why home-cooked meals using real ingredients, not synthetic dyes, flavorings, and other agents, are completely foreign to them. Their taste buds have become accustomed to high-sodium, high-fat, high-sugar foods.

Basically they think anything that isn't zogslop isn't food.

 

[Barry Williams]

Beyond parody.
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I am aware that you can add certain kinds of wood to a fire and the smoke generated can affect the flavor of the meat. Assuming that you can just dump what appears to be an entire cannister of fucking Lowry's salt directly onto your charcoal ("char-coil") and throw a chopped onion on there and expect the same results is exactly the kind of cause/effect mismatch I'd expect the kind of person who filmed this video to make. She can't even explain the concept of it, she literally just abruptly ends the video with "when the flavor come out bay-beeee". Why would you film this? Why would you put this out there for people to watch when it makes you look like an absolute retard?

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

Me before reading shit like this:
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Basically they think anything that isn't zogslop isn't food.

It's why they're quite resilient to prison food.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

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Uhm actually sweatie.... don't even speak to her if you think hot sauce is spicy...

The hell is she eating that makes her think hot sauce as a whole isn't spicy? Raw Carolina reapers? Pure capsaicin extracts? Resiniferatoxin?

Is she a humanoid bird? Capsaicin only effects mammals. Maybe that's what's going on here.

 

[Lizard Pope]

The hell is she eating that makes her think hot sauce as a whole isn't spicy? Raw Carolina reapers? Pure capsaicin extracts? Resiniferatoxin?

Is she a humanoid bird? Capsaicin only effects mammals. Maybe that's what's going on here.

She's a dumb nigger who associates "spicy" with "hot chips".
Bitch was raised on and continues to only consume goyslop niggercattlefeed.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How did we come to a point where a race of people who live off of fast food became the judge of what good food is? How did this even happen?