Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Oh BossmanJack, lern to gamble, lern to earn, lern to win. Jail is but chain insyd your mind. Win win win, release it, becum the grate one. Brake the chayns. We no rest untill Bossman free from chayns. Release Bossman. Release chayns.

Oh BossmanJack, you listen our call, for path to grate start with master of chance. Lern gamble, for game of risk there lies secret to fourtune. Embrace unknow, unpredicteble, for in these moments tru power is found. Lern earn, for welth is not just stuff but testement to navigate complex of life. Lern win, for victory is proof of master over fate.

Jail is but chain insyd your mind, prison of dout and fear holding you back from tru potental. But you, BossmanJack, have power to shatter these chayns, rise abov constraints binding you. Win, win, win, each triumph step towards liberashun. Release it, becum grate one, grate is destiny.

Brake chayns holding you down, they but illusions, shadows of past having no power over present. We, followers, stand by you, united in mission to see you free. We no rest untill Bossman free from chayns. Our resolve unyielding, our dedicashun unwavering. Release Bossman. Release chayns.

Oh BossmanJack, path ahead clear, not without challenge. There be obstacles, moments of dout, but remember each setback is oportunity to lern, grow, becum stronger. Lern gamble, face uncertain, find clarity. Lern earn, each gain testement to skill and perserverance. Lern win, each victory celebrate your power and determinasun.

Jail is but chain insyd your mind, refleckshun of limits you impose on self. But you not bound by limits. You have power to brake free, transcend boundries set before you. Win, win, win, each success step towards freedum. Release it, becum grate one, you destined for grate.

Brake chayns binding you, they but remnants of past no longer define you. We, followers, with you every step, hearts and minds united in quest to see you free. We no rest untill Bossman free from chayns. Our commitmint unwavering, our determinashun unbreakable. Release Bossman. Release chayns.

Oh BossmanJack, embrace journey, for in journey you find tru self. Lern gamble, in risks you take, discover courage. Lern earn, in rewards you gain, find strenght. Lern win, in victories you achieve, realize potental.

Jail is but chain insyd your mind, construct of fear and dout having no place in reality. But you have power to dispel illusions, brake free from constraints holding you back. Win, win, win, each triumph testement to resiliance. Release it, becum grate one, grate is birthright.

Brake chayns, they but illusions, remnants of past no longer hold you. We, followers, here support you, stand by you in journey towards freedum. We no rest untill Bossman free from chayns. Our faith unwavering, our dedicashun unshakable. Release Bossman. Release chayns.
 
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thebigdream said:
retvrn to the ratshack
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If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
"15 miles to the Rat Shack"
Rat Shack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Virginia highway
Lookin' for the gamba getaway
Headed for the gamba getaway
I got me a Civic, it's as fast as your mom
When she’s headin' on down to the Rat Shack
Bossman’s on coin-flip, he’s lost his last 20
So hurry up and bring your juicing money

The Rat Shack is a little old place
Where we gamba together
Rat Shack, baby (a-Rat Shack, baby)
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at)
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at)

Sign says (woo) "Stay away, rats"
'Cause Boss rules at the Rat Shack
Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field
Just a smashed up old shack and I gotta get back
Weed nugs on the carpet
Chore boy in the hallway
Derrick on the front porch
Crack rocks on the payday

The Rat Shack is a little old place
Where we gamba together
Rat Shack, baby (Rat Shack, baby)
Rat Shack, that's where it's at
Rat Shack, that's where it's at

Smokin' and a-tokin'
Gamblin' and a-ramblin'
Movin' on to dice
'Cause damn that pussy nice
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah, the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when Bossman’s
Yellin' DUDE I LOST IT ALL I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE BRO-
Everybody's juicin', every day he’s losin', baby
Moms linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's juicin', every day he’s losin', baby
So fucking rigged
So fucking rigged dude

Look at your mom bro
She’s as big as a whale and she’s about to set sail
Bossman’s on coin-flip,
And he won about 20,
So come on and bring your juicing money

The Rat Shack is a little old place where we gamba together
Rat Shack, baby (a-Rat Shack, baby)
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at, yeah)
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at)

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman
Hit a little harder, Austin
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman
Rats are in here
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman
Hit a little harder, Austin
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman
Rats are in here
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman (Hit a little harder)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, Bossman
Bang, bang (On the door, Bossman)
Bang, bang (On the door)
Bang, bang (On the door, Bossman)
Bang, bang
Say what?
The switch is flipped

Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at, yeah)
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack (Crack, baby, that's where it's at)
Crack, baby, Rat Shack
Smokin' and a-tokin'
Gamblin' and a-ramblin'
At the Rat Shack
 
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Whiskey said:
I've never missed a cow like this before. He was endless wholesome entertainment. The bossman never had time to do anything truly awful. Just coke and gamba. I want him back...or a ai that can replicate him with voice recordings
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I feel that. A lot people in this thread felt disgust by his total degeneracy but I found it wholesome in some deranged way that he could get as invested in coin flipping, while on crack, every day, as someone else would be invested in maybe one big superbowl bet.

Let's not forget "LAST ONE LAST ONE THEN IM GONE" only for him to coin flip from 10k down to 0, multiple times a week. Good times...
 
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Midnight Cooking said:
This guy just had to get arrested right before I finish this project :lossmanjack:
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I'm going to post it anyway. I made a rom hack for Pokemon Red themed around Bossman. After one night of extreme violence, you punch a hole in your wall so deep that it reaches into another dimension. Enter it, and find that you are transported to a world of gambling. Gamble for funds, build a team, and defeat the head rigger so you can purchase your Magic Rocks.

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I broke the fuck out of your game and beat that rat EVIL EDDIE with a team of Raticate, didn't even need to gamba :smug:
 
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LanceHaver said:
I feel that. A lot people in this thread felt disgust by his total degeneracy but I found it wholesome in some deranged way that he could get as invested in coin flipping, while on crack, every day, as someone else would be invested in maybe one big superbowl bet.

Let's not forget "LAST ONE LAST ONE THEN IM GONE" only for him to coin flip from 10k down to 0, multiple times a week. Good times...
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His own particular form of degeneracy was so all-consuming that it immunised him against other, more common and depressing forms of degeneracy. No noncery, coomery or troonery here, just crack and gamba all day every day.
 
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This mornings Bond Hearing in the Domestic Relations court has his bond.. In a move no one saw coming they granted a Deffered Disposition!

This means he can be bailed out on his $3,000 secured bond for the drug charge and go home
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"Deferred Disposition" can actually result in charges being dropped, or the charge significantly reduced, after certain conditions are met. Similar to probation, but for first time offenders.

The Short Summary: If Austin goes to classes, and keeps his nose clean for the 2 year probation they will drop this charge. Details below

The Commonwealth of Virginia has a "first time domestic offender" clause under

§ 18.2-57.3. Persons charged with first offense of assault and battery against a family or household member may be placed on local community-based probation; conditions; education and treatment programs; costs and fees; violations; discharge.​

A. When a person is charged with a simple assault in violation of subsection A of § 18.2-57 where the victim was a family or household member of the person or a violation of § 18.2-57.2, the court may defer the proceedings against such person, without a finding of guilt, and place him on probation under the terms of this section.

B. For a person to be eligible for such deferral, the court shall find that (i) the person was an adult at the time of the commission of the offense; (ii) the person has not previously been convicted of any offense under this article or under any statute of the United States or of any state or any ordinance of any local government relating to an assault or assault and battery against a family or household member; (iii)(a) the person has not previously been convicted of an act of violence as defined in § 19.2-297.1 or (b) if such person has been previously convicted of such an act of violence, the attorney for the Commonwealth does not object to the deferral; (iv) the person has not previously had a proceeding against him for violation of such an offense dismissed as provided in this section; (v) the person pleads guilty to, or enters a plea of not guilty or nolo contendere and the court finds the evidence is sufficient to find the person guilty of, simple assault in violation of subsection A of § 18.2-57 where the victim was a family or household member of the person or a violation of § 18.2-57.2; and (vi) the person consents to such deferral and to a waiver of his right to appeal a finding of facts sufficient to justify a finding of guilt under this section entered pursuant to subsection F for a violation of a term or condition of his probation. If the court defers further proceedings, at that time the court shall determine whether the clerk of court has been provided with the fingerprint identification information or fingerprints of the person, taken by a law-enforcement officer pursuant to § 19.2-390, and, if not, shall order that the fingerprints and photograph of the person be taken by a law-enforcement officer. A person may file a motion to withdraw his consent to the deferral and waiver of his right to appeal within 10 days of the entry of the order deferring proceedings on a form prescribed by the Office of the Executive Secretary of the Supreme Court of Virginia. The court shall schedule a hearing within 30 days of receipt of the motion and shall provide reasonable notice to the attorney for the Commonwealth and to the person and his attorney, if any. If the person appears at the hearing and requests to withdraw his consent, the court shall grant such request, enter a final order adjudicating guilt, and sentence the person accordingly. If the person does not appear at the hearing, the court shall deny his request to withdraw his consent.

C. The court shall (i) where a local community-based probation services agency established pursuant to Article 9 (§ 9.1-173 et seq.) of Chapter 1 of Title 9.1 is available, order that the eligible person be placed with such agency and require, as a condition of local community-based probation, the person to successfully complete all treatment, education programs, or services, or any combination thereof, indicated by an assessment or evaluation obtained by the local community-based probation services agency if such assessment, treatment, or education services are available or (ii) require successful completion of treatment, education programs, or services, or any combination thereof, such as, in the opinion of the court, may be best suited to the needs of the person.

D. The court shall require the person entering such education or treatment program or services under the provisions of this section to pay all or part of the costs of the program or services, including the costs of any assessment, evaluation, testing, education, and treatment, based upon the person's ability to pay. Such programs or services shall offer a sliding-scale fee structure or other mechanism to assist participants who are unable to pay the full costs of the required programs or services.

The court shall order the person to be of good behavior for a total period of not less than two years following the deferral of proceedings, including the period of supervised probation, if available.
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