Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[BubbaRobot887]

I never thought of that before but I did know a kid with Autism when I was in grade school who would flip out if someone got his name wrong because he thought he was going to stop being himself if he didn't use his own name, it was at the point where he wouldn't be in a school play because he didn't want to use a name that was not his.

If Chris was anything like this kid that could in fact be the case and explain why he was flipping out so hard.

 

[King Kiwi]

Long time, no see.
I was thinking about dropping by Branchland sometime soon just to cross it off the bucket list- now, to not be a complete ween, I'd like to try and drop off a care package for the old hag Barb; whether or not she deserves one, that's up to you.

Any recommendations for the package's contents? Spiteful or ironic ideas fully welcome.

Leave that woman alone.

That's my recommendation.

 

[SCRAM]

Leave that woman alone.

That's my recommendation.

It's another account that was registered years ago and only has one comment, saying he's going to mess with Barb.

I'm really starting to believe the accounts like this are all gayops.

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

Leave that woman alone.

That's my recommendation.

You wouldn't give Chris Chan a roll of toilet paper and a cheeseburger from Sheetz, why would you do that for his hick mother?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Any recommendations for the package's contents?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Long time, no see.
I was thinking about dropping by Branchland sometime soon just to cross it off the bucket list- now, to not be a complete ween, I'd like to try and drop off a care package for the old hag Barb; whether or not she deserves one, that's up to you.

Any recommendations for the package's contents? Spiteful or ironic ideas fully welcome.

Your suicide letter. Then actually follow up on it to really make her day.

 

[King Kiwi]

So I'm reading through the Megan and Chris emails for the umpteenth time, and I noticed that she was dating a "Christopher" at some point.

Well, it wouldn't be the first Chris that Chris would have to go up against. Was there any more information on whoever this Christopher guy was that Megan dated?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Was there any more information on whoever this Christopher guy was that Megan dated?

I don't think so aside that Chris thought he was a very obvious homo, for some reason.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Sometimes I wonder if Chris legit thought at any point during the Liquid Chris saga that he may actually be an impostor somehow and never knew.

Chris's mind has been shown to be extremely malleable and capable of very outlandish beliefs so...

Sorta kinda. He was genuinely convinced that people saw liquid as the “real” Chris and a genuine impostor. For Chris, it wasn’t a game but a real attempt at identity theft. He really thought that liquid would profit off of his own ideas and comics.

 

[The handsome tard]

Sorta kinda. He was genuinely convinced that people saw liquid as the “real” Chris and a genuine impostor. For Chris, it wasn’t a game but a real attempt at identity theft. He really thought that liquid would profit off of his own ideas and comics.

We know that. But the real question is if he actually looked at the mirror and, even if for a brief moment, did begin to ask himself if he really was the real Chris.
Chris IS convinced constantly of things that are blatantly untrue, be it by the trolls, his parents or even himself.

So I'm reading through the Megan and Chris emails for the umpteenth time, and I noticed that she was dating a "Christopher" at some point.

Well, it wouldn't be the first Chris that Chris would have to go up against. Was there any more information on whoever this Christopher guy was that Megan dated?

Chris thought he was a homo (for some reason) and Megan apparently sat on his lap which filled Chris with jealousy.

Maybe the anger wasnt even towards Christopher entirely (he was a damn dirty male keeping him away from Megan's china afterall) but the fact that Megan acting in such way did confirm that her "im assexual" was just an excuse to kill any hopes Chris had of having her...but because Chris is Chris, he almost (keyword "almost") never holds anything against females, especially if he is interested in them

Either Christopher and Megan didnt work out or they did and he was just able to stay the Hell away from all of this.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

We know that. But the real question is if he actually looked at the mirror and, even if for a brief moment, did begin to ask himself if he really was the real Chris.
Chris IS convinced constantly of things that are blatantly untrue, be it by the trolls, his parents or even himself.

I doubt it only because of the rarely brought up Jimmy Hill saga, which is one of my personal favorites. Chris knew that Jimmy Hill was not the creator of Sonichu and flipped shit because he believed that Hill was selling Sonichu merchandise in Europe and making money.

Money was the big thing since Chris always thought somehow, that Sonichu was going to profitable.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Money was the big thing since Chris always thought somehow, that Sonichu was going to profitable.

One could have to be really stupid and naive to think that a crappy chimera of corporate mascot cartoon characters would become as big as the mascot characters involved.

 

[Optimus Prime]

One could have to be really stupid and naive to think that a crappy chimera of corporate mascot cartoon characters would become as big as the mascot characters involved.

I mean, yes, Chris is stupid and nieve.

But more importantly, Chris himself didn't see Sonichu that way, quite literally because of that goddamn assignment that led to the creation of Sonichu in the first place. Chris thought Sonichu and all the electric hedgehog derivatives of him were truly original because they were a combined entity, instead of just Pikachu ears on Sonic in yellow bodypaint.

As for why he thought it would be big...well, if Sonic was popular, and Pokemon was popular, then why wouldn't the combined thing be popular too? Obviously, that's not how it works, but Chis only works within realms that pertain to his own interests that he projects onto others and calls it 'empathy'.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

assignment that led to the creation of Sonichu in the first place

That one teacher should've just let "Honor Roll" cover that ugly CD cover with popular vidya characters. It's not like that mentally challenged freak could actually infringe copyright in a way that's not "Fair Use" (non-commercial, limited audience, etc.).* But no, that teacher just had to say "no copyrighted characters" anyway, and then the rest is history leading up to him incesting his mother.

* And it's unlikely that Nintendo and SEGA would've cared had they somehow known about it back then either.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That one teacher should've just let "Honor Roll" cover that ugly CD cover with popular vidya characters. It's not like that mentally challenged freak could actually infringe copyright in a way that's not "Fair Use" (non-commercial, limited audience, etc.).* But no, that teacher just had to say "no copyrighted characters" anyway, and then the rest is history leading up to him incesting his mother.

* And it's unlikely that Nintendo and SEGA would've cared had they somehow known about it back then either.

Rather, the teacher should have told Chris he couldn't use "Sonichu" because it's blatantly just Chinese Knockoff Sonic and flat out insisted he couldn't use anything resembling a copyrighted character.

But I can't blame the teacher for making one of the key moments in the history of CWC, because we know CWC was a pain in the ass to deal with and not being handled by the proper teachers, and there was no possible way to know what a pivotal moment that assignment ended up being.

Not that I think history actually would be that much different, given how Sonichu himself ironically isn't that important in the bigger picture. Likely, Chris would have simply gone and eventually made his own Sonic fan comics with less "free range" influence from garbage in the vein of The American Rabbit.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

We know that. But the real question is if he actually looked at the mirror and, even if for a brief moment, did begin to ask himself if he really was the real Chris.
Chris IS convinced constantly of things that are blatantly untrue, be it by the trolls, his parents or even himself.



Chris thought he was a homo (for some reason) and Megan apparently sat on his lap which filled Chris with jealousy.

Maybe the anger wasnt even towards Christopher entirely (he was a damn dirty male keeping him away from Megan's china afterall) but the fact that Megan acting in such way did confirm that her "im assexual" was just an excuse to kill any hopes Chris had of having her...but because Chris is Chris, he almost (keyword "almost") never holds anything against females, especially if he is interested in them

Either Christopher and Megan didnt work out or they did and he was just able to stay the Hell away from all of this.

Maybe Megan's comments about asexuality were the reason Chris was so insistent on explaining handjobs to her. He might have though she was asexual because she was just ignorant of sexual acts.
It can be difficult to see things from Chris's perspective. I figure he probably has, or has had in the past, the assumption that everyone else is as horny as he himself is. That's what passes for empathy with him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chis only works within realms that pertain to his own interests that he projects onto others and calls it 'empathy'.

I figure he probably has, or has had in the past, the assumption that everyone else is as horny as he himself is. That's what passes for empathy with him.

Not only does the feebleminded freak think that mere sexual arousal or lust is love, he thinks projection is empathy? What a freak!

Likely, Chris would have simply gone and eventually made his own Sonic fan comics with less "free range" influence from garbage in the vein of The American Rabbit.

Yep. "Honor Roll" is so "creative" that he most likely would've drawn some lame Sonic fan comic series -- probably involving "Bionic" -- about how Sonic "should gave gone", possibly working Pokemon into them, and making it "Pooh's Adventures" style crap. Or "recolors" and crossovers, brought to you by "high-functioning autism", in other words.

 

[The handsome tard]

I refuse to entertain the possibility that Chris wasnt misdiagnosed as a kid. He doesnt have high functioning autism or asperger, its definitively something more drastic. At most, he may be in the "mid" autism tier, where he may not be impossible to function in society but he really needs strict adapted education and I say even be under observation in case his mind acts up.

Its likely Borb simply didnt want to get a second opinion and stuck with HFA as it gave them belief that Chris didnt need special education, it was "just a little bit of autism".

Maybe Megan's comments about asexuality were the reason Chris was so insistent on explaining handjobs to her. He might have though she was asexual because she was just ignorant of sexual acts.
It can be difficult to see things from Chris's perspective. I figure he probably has, or has had in the past, the assumption that everyone else is as horny as he himself is. That's what passes for empathy with him.

Chris's notions of empathy and revenge are a tad questionable...at best.

His way to get revenge on Mary Lee Walsh was to turn her into a sexy evil witch in his comics, of which have Mary in grotesque nude scenes that just make me want to puke. His way to prove the trolls wrong about his sexuality was drawing himself sexually pleasing Megan.

Chris clearly didnt, and probably never will, understand what is so horrifying about doing that. He didnt think Megan was horrified by the act of reducing her as a sex object in some meaningless internet war, but because she didnt "understand" what she was seeing. When he "apologized" to Mary Lee Walsh, he tried to claim it was all the witch character's fault and that she has been stopped from ruining her good name.

Christ, Chris is something to witness...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I refuse to entertain the possibility that Chris wasnt misdiagnosed as a kid.

It's likely he has FAS because it's unlikely Barb didn't lay off the booze for 9 months in '81 and '82.

But even FAS and autism combined may not explain how freakish he is. It's like he is some sorta mutant.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It's likely he has FAS because it's unlikely Barb didn't lay off the booze for 9 months in '81 and '82.

But even FAS and autism combined may not explain how freakish he is. It's like he is some sorta mutant.

While it's possible Chris has some sort of FAS, usually people with that display facial features. Take Greta Thunberg, her face is the literally definition of FAS. I don't doubt that Barb drank when she was pregnant with Chris but his face would display more signs if it was significant.

I think it's just a perfect storm of autism, living with elderly, paranoid parents with persecution complexes, not getting any kind of treatment, and lack of any decent parenting.

His body is definitely God's cruelest mistake, but if you look at it, it sort of makes sense. Chris has never done any kind of hard, physical labor, he thinks standing up counts as exercise, and the minute anything gets difficult, he quits. I do remember seeing pictures of his hands and they're as ivory soft and look like someone who hasn't lifted anything heavier than a can of Coke for decades.