Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

I hate the way they (body positiv) people talk about their bodies. It’s never, “I have a paper cut, ow” it’s “my body experienced a laceration and is healing the best way it can, it’s easy to get frustrated but I remember how much my body does for me and appreciate its healing effort” as if their body is entirely out of their control and not the direct manifestation of themselves. Or the usual “my body is changing“ over “I lost some weight.” It’s so weird.

They have this weird disconnect from their body, similar to how pooners, troons, and tenders do. It's bizarre, but it seems to be the final destination of the self acceptance movements that started in the 90s. We started with, "If you eat well and exercise you will look good," to "Everyone is different, and can't help looking the way they do," to, "Everyone is beautiful in the inside," to, "Who you are in the inside is who you really are," to, "You need to change your outside to match your inside," to, "Your body is wrong and has to be fixed at any cost," to, "Your body is just transport and is only marginally tethered to you, do whatever the fuck you want to it, it's not your fault if anything goes wrong because of genetics."

Something started thirty years ago with the best of intentions, and it's rapidly turned into this bizarre, malignant cancer. It's like an insane, deadly cult that started with a few mild Christian mothers meeting for Bible study and neighbourhood gossip every second Tuesday, and ended up with a billion dollar international organisation blowing up the Vatican in order to defeat the Antichrist.

 

[Angry New Ager]

This arc is moving so fast it's hard to predict what will actually cause the next huge meltdown - agony from surgery, fallout with surgeon/doctors, increased immobility, backlash from internet snark, there's so much potential for catastrophe here

I think the increased scrutiny and negative attention is really going to get to her. It already has; look at the reaction to the bagel drama, and how she's reacted to it in turn, and now there have been reactions to her reaction—eventually she's going to get caught in an exhausting loop of endlessly reacting to reactions.

She's a control freak obsessed with image management (as all Narcissists are). She wants to be seen in specific ways, and gets genuinely pissed when her attempts fail and her audience points out how fake, insane, and wrong she is. So she has to come back and instruct her audience that they are wrong and ignorant and bad people, and reiterate how great her life is (free bagels!).

That breakdown of image management, and constantly trying to regain the upper hand over an audience that refuses to see her as she wants them to? That should be really entertaining.

Another thing that's going to bring the drama is once she starts to realize that no matter how much lipo she has, it will change nothing, and having/recovering from multiple procedures over the span of the coming year might even make things worse, given the stresses it puts on her inflamed and overtaxed body. She will become less mobile, not more, which means that travel is going to get harder and even more unpleasant, and shooting clothing hauls will be even more exhausting than it already is.

Her real problem isn't lipedema (even if she has it); it's that her body is falling apart after decades of abuse and neglect, and even if she somehow, miraculously, cleaned up her dietary act and lost weight, there's no un-doing a lot of that damage. Going off Wegovy pre-surgery, and not being able to knock down ibuprophen, has unmasked the pain she would normally be in—and yeah, I do believe she has significant, chronic pain, because holy fuck, look at her body, and the insane things she tries to force it to do; how could it not?

And of course, she's a prime candidate for painkiller addiction; she really loved the happy fun drugs she was on immediately post-op, and they probably gave her the greatest feeling of euphoria she's had in forever, as well as leaving her pain-free. All of her pre-op crying about being in pain could also be read as foreshadowing for the day when she lectures her audience on her new Dr. Feelgood who is helping her with pain management. That, or she'll start taking her vacations in Mexico and hitting the farmacias, like all the other aging, busted gringos who can make the trip do.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

God the performative smirking and gurning for the camera in that bagel eating video, I can't imagine a life where everything is done for a reaction from people I don't even know. She is totally lost behind the eyes. Obviously she wolfed the lot of those bagels down in one sitting and sluiced them down with a bottle of wine, then the anxiety/face-picking increases, hangover/comfort eating kicks in again and soon enough another full sheet cake is making its final journey to Anna's drooling gaping maw.

Her nights must be so dark and lonely. The contemplation about what she's done to herself and the moment-to-moment struggle of being alone at that size must be utterly crushing and devastating.

This arc is moving so fast it's hard to predict what will actually cause the next huge meltdown - agony from surgery, fallout with surgeon/doctors, increased immobility, backlash from internet snark, there's so much potential for catastrophe here.

I think she’s in deep denial and probably not as concerned with being fat as you think. When someone has been that fat for that long, they don’t see themselves as fat as they are.

I follow a girl who used to be morbidly obese and she started losing weight because she was pre-diabetic and realized she didnt want to die early. She explained that until she lose weight and looked at old pictures, she didn’t realize how large she was.

To her being fat is her normal reality and it isnt her fault (in her mind). Her health issues are mainly caused by her other conditions not obesity (in her mind). She might actually believe that besides the lipedema she’s an ok, normal level of overweight. She has become fat blind. Maybe.

 

[-Jack-]

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I think I might actually hate this cunt. I don’t hate many people, not even Chantal (she’s a funny clown). But something about Anna and her way of communicating and dealing with anything in life just erks me so much. Kinda MATI, but fuck.

 

[Simon]

Ah yes, own the haters who laughed at a deathfat crying over a bagel by eating a bunch of bagels. That'll show them.

 

[brooky]

Hilarious how much people (even some here) believe the "anna sexual" stuff. Let's be real, if she was even a sloppy 200 during her 20s and 30s she'd have been hooking up with low tier guys all over NYC come last call. But she was only briefly even below 350. There's hooking up with a chubby or even fat girl at last call and then there is the deathfat. Not even desperate guys will go for that.

Evergreen: her "farm fresh eggs" poster she had hanging up in her NYC apt tells you a lot. She's horny. She is also a permvirgin dork that has rarely been below 400lbs. I'd be surprised if she has even had a guy give her an orgasm, let alone PIV sex.

I don't think anybody believes "anna-sexual," hence why it's always in quotes or after "she says." (Except for the sense that she cares only about herself.)

I honestly see her signalling horniness like the egg sign as her need for attention rather than genuine horniness.

Even Chantal, who needs male attention and the status it gives her faaaaaar more than she ever needed sex, has talked about humping pillows and shit.

Anna is way too Mormon and terrified to admit to humping pillows, but I also get the vibe that she just... isn't that sexual.

A skinnier Anna may have been throwing herself at guys, but I'm not convinced it would be out of horniness, or that she'd enjoy anything that came after, besides the status of being able to get a guy. She wants to be SEEN as sexual and desirable more than she actually wants sex.

Her elementary school laughter at the doctor's cagey response to being single is telling of that. There's a difference between being a 40 year old virgin, and a 40 year old virgin who REALLY WANTS YOU TO THINK SHE'S NOT ONE!!!!!! She flirts, guys!! With hot doctors!! There's proof because she films it, which definitely means it was genuine!!!

Tangentially, this could be a hangover from her Mormon upbringing. Idk how devout her family was, but I learned from an ex-mo YouTuber that Mormon boys are told that the better they do on missions, the hotter their wife will be. So for girls, being attractive and considered a prize by men is like, the highest calling they can have, even more so than in other traditional cultures.

Obviously Anna is not in that lifestyle anymore, but that kind of messaging goes bone-deep, so I wouldn't be surprised if her desire for male attention is deeper/different than regular horny loneliness. That's why it makes sense to me that she needs to tell the world men find her hot (omg someone stole my panties!) while she's clearly uninterested in actually interacting with any men who aren't paid helpers or gay collaborators.

But I also concede that being 100s of pounds overweight would fuck up anybody's perception of themselves, others, and their ability to enjoy anything physical or intimate, so you may be right. If Anna woke up under 300 pounds she might very well experience a sexual reawakening.

But that'll never happen so this is all just speculation.

ETA holy fuck I didn't realize there were three new pages after the post I replied to. What did I miss!!

ETA2: oh. She's still tantrumming about the bagel.

 

[Arey Ouib]

She ordered all of that stuff pre-cut (and maybe even the entire salad pre-made, given how neatly it's arranged), because she hasn't developed the knife skills (much less the patience) to cut everything that small and that evenly. And yeah, I can understand not wanting to do the work herself, but in the unlikely event she ever gets serious about unfucking her diet, she's going to need to learn because the only way you can exert complete control over what goes into your food is to make nearly all of it yourself. And she's one of those people who should be paying close attention to everything that goes into her mouth.

My thought on this is a combo of 2 things: that she doesn't have adequate knife skills because she doesn't cook for herself (has she ever, aside from the "just the way I like it" BS?), but also, I've seen how terribly her hands shake when she's doing those lipstick try-on videos, or showcasing products or w/e. I think the most recent one I remember is seeing her hands shake whilst holding the Starbucks beverage while she was LARPing as an "ambassador" for them. I figure, one wrong move with the knife and she could potentially injure herself or cut off a digit.

I wish she'd address why she's always so shaky, although anyone with common sense could figure out why... It truly reminds me of a hard-core alcoholic before they start drinking for the day.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I'm new to this cow, read up on her recent behavior and jumped around the thread. Honestly her being a lying liar who lies isn't that shocking -- you don't get to be 500lbs by telling yourself or others the truth -- but I'm surprised at just how annoying she is. Like the most stereotypical annoying aunt, something from a trashy comedy movie her mannerisms, facial expressions, voice, word choices, everything about her is so goddamn annoying.

She doesn't have any friends does she? In all the videos I've seen so far, she's alone, doing things by herself, or with someone who disappears a few pages later. Makes me a bit sad to be honest.

 

[thejackal2]

apparently calorie dense hummus is now just how she likes it for...pizza. This insane bish.

 

[lottalove]

Anna, super morbidly obese, afflicted by unburnable fat, chronic inflammation and a connective tissue disorder:

"I'm obviously not eating in a calorie deficit, which you should not do after surgery, you need to heal and not the time to focus on losing weight (giggle), a time to focus on - nourishing your body and hoping it heals!"

Her next surgery is scheduled for August. She can do a little more hoping and healing until then. It's just not the right tiime!!

 

[multiverse]

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apparently calorie dense hummus is now just how she likes it for...pizza. This insane bish.

The fat fucking fool believes that "hummus" "pizza" on individual pita bread is somehow healthier than thin crust tomato-based pizza. So let's binge eleven of them in a vitual pizza party and bemoan how hulthy eating never works for her speshul body.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I think I might actually hate this cunt. I don’t hate many people, not even Chantal (she’s a funny clown). But something about Anna and her way of communicating and dealing with anything in life just erks me so much. Kinda MATI, but fuck.

Both chinny and Anna doesnt take any accountability and nothing is their fault EVER!!! Anna is just way more obnoxious than chinny and def not as funny.

 

[GenociderSyo]

No Recap Needed:

 

[Amberglow]

I’m confused about her lipedema. There are photos of her posing in Times Square in 2019 in a bikini and her were the same size as they were right before surgery. Didn’t they hurt then?

 

[keke]

I know Chantal and Anna are both fat but to me they’re in such different spheres, I don’t get the comparisons. Chantal just seems so extreme, I can barely watch her.

 

[OttoWest]

Her gimp suit is coming apart, possibly from the friction of her upper arms constantly rubbing against the side seam:

Richard Simmons and Dr Ruth both died in the last 24 hrs. I wonder what Richard and the good doctor would’ve made of Anna.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

Anna deserves another treat AGAIN. She deserves a treat for every little thing. She is going to gain that 15 pounds+ back in no time (if she hasn't already).

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

What is so goddamned funny that she has to strain to barely contain a huge laugh in the middle of speaking a not-funny sentence? What is this extremely off-putting and obnoxious tic of hers all about? It's like she's almost about to deliver the punchline of some hilarious joke but no, she's just telling the internet--her only friends on the planet--that she dwove her widdle car-car to an appointment allll by herself. Upon hearing this, obviously, her "fans" probably laughed so hard they puked. Does she even hear herself? NOBODY SPEAKS LIKE THIS. I think she's manic while also likely semi-drunk. Whatever painkillers they gave her 10 days ago have run out so it's time for lots of snax, face-picking and delicious drinky poos... as a treat!

 

[Blowupduck]

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No Recap Needed:
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Her MAIN overeating issue “blah blah blah…so I DESERVE a (snack/big greasy meal/extra desert/BAGEL) “.

She believes eating is a reward for disappointment, sadness, great news, loneliness, inconvenience of a medical visit , etc. It’s the thing in her brain that made her a morbidly obeast monster virgin. She’ll never change.

ETA Sorry! Ninja’d by @tj0p00tert00t

And don’t forget that WALKING is a reason for. Yummy reward!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Her gimp suit is coming apart, possibly from the friction of her upper arms constantly rubbing against the side seam:

That’s two different garments. The foam is under the straps of her thigh length faja. The faja sits below her boobs, and then she wears a sports crop top either under or over her faja. It’s more clearly seen when she wears the pink sports crop.