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We're back in the Trans!Viktor rabbit hole boys (and girls), this time with clique members MGCraig and SirCumference, the pasty white Quebecois who claims to be asexual. A preliminary reading shows that MGCraig is the superior writer, and that the weird plot ultimately comes from SirCumference. It hasn't been updated since 2022, so if there is an update, I'll post it here. There are four chapters and 17k words, so it won't be too long unlike the other fics I've posted. Link to fic. Archive.
For whatever reason, there are content warnings for smoking, like they're the warning labels you find in a cigarette package. Wasn't aware that needed to be tagged, but whatever.
We begin with the LoL version of Jayce, or Jackass Jayce as I'd like to call him. This Jayce thinks he's hot shit without all the humility and himbo attitude the Arcane version has. We also have shitlib bullshit right from the get-go: 'heteronormativity' in a fic where it's a biological man fucking a biological woman. But that's TERF territory, transmen are real men, blah blah blah.
This also takes place in the modern era, where gay marriage is already fully legalized, so I have no idea why this was even brought up if not to rub it in people's faces.
I also have to laugh: this is a rich people wedding, and the beer they got was the fucking cheap-ass piss beer Coor's Light. You can't get drunk off that beer if you tried. Buy some authentic German beer if you want to make an impression, FFS.
Hope the alcohol isn't cheap beer like fuckin' Coor's Light. Fucking Americans trying to sound cultured can't even be cultured, SMH
Wait until you read what these authors turned Viktor into. It's even worse than him being a pooner, if you can believe it.
If you aren't popular or well known, or if no one is paying attention to you, why do you care? Oh, right. It's a character flaw.
Skill issue, lmao.
Now, you will notice that these authors don't really like fit people. SirCumference is a skinny, meth-head looking bitch and Craig has admitted to using the 'author is trans and disabled' thing, so I assume she's a fat fuck. In any case, yes, drinking shitty beer will give you a beer gut you can't lose. This man works out at Crossfit five times a week and none of the gym bros have told him to cut out beer. And it isn't even GOOD beer! Poser.
I also have to laugh at the clocking - remember, pooners always do this - of Viktor as trans. He's smaller, not as fit, and you assume that he's an uwu pretty boy vs the 5'8 twink he is in the show (and he's over six feet in the game, thanks to augmentations, AND becomes a bit of a gym bro himself, so fuck these heifers). Pooners will never let you down.
I'm going to make a mental note that the stereotype of pooners being tattoo aficionados also takes place in their writing. Also, posting inspirational quotes on a sunset is very female-coded. Also full-blown faggot I've seen do this is Matt Bernstein, and he just copies-and-pastes political quotes. Do something manly like post memes, or some shit.
The implication that pooner Viktor is an unhinged basket case is funny, too. Wait until you hear the reasoning for that.
So. Here's what pooners don't get about gay males: men can fuck multiple men day in and day out without having emotional connections to any of them. It's just how easy it is for them. It's women who feel the need to form emotional connections with the people they fuck, even if they are one of those 'poly' couples or those with open relationships.
In this case, they didn't even HAVE an open relationship - it was just sex with no strings attached, and Viktor, the female that he is, got angry that Jayce fucked around. I'm rolling my eyes at this.
Now, the fashion...pooners are just fucking terrible at it. The motif is grey and dark blue (and even those colours can clash if you are not careful), and he wears a dark purple suit with a maroon shirt like he's the fucking Joker. It absolutely clashes with the theme and if you're rich as fuck you want everyone wearing the theme. And oh, the descriptions get even worse, and we'll talk about that when we get there. In sum: Viktor does not look amazing; he's got the same fashion sense as Ellen Page. Eugh.
So this really was a no-strings-attached relationship, and Jayce was that much of an asshole to not tell Viktor what he wanted - they fucked for EIGHT MONTHS - and Viktor was histrionic enough to think it was a real relationship when it wasn't. Very female coded. Most gay men can fuck on a weekend and move on without a second thought. Viktor should know Jayce is a slut - by his own admission - but then he goes around in the second chapter and calls Viktor the slut. In any case, I hate these people and you should too.
Buy better beer, for one.
Yeah because the beer is Coors fucking Light. Literal piss beer. I'd rather drink petrol right out of the gas can.
And honestly? Jackass Jayce deserves to be patronized. I hate this version of him. He isn't redeemable and I doubt it'll get better as the chapters go on.
I openly snickered at the punk/goth/Hot Topic keychain wallet. That's something butch lesbians used to wear, but now is so out of style no one wears them anymore. You're heading to a wedding with a shitty wallet? Bitch is about to get robbed.
We need to talk about Viktor's bad fashion. Dark purple suit, maroon shirt? Are you trying to blind me with that colour scheme? Only Silco gets away with that and he has drip. Plus the grey tie absolutely clashes with the maroon and purple; go for orange, least you'd look like you dressed for Halloween. Why not wear traditional black? Or a nice grey? Don't cosplay as the fucking Joker, bud. And the SEPTUM PIERCING. He really is a Tiktok pooner, LMAO.
What a way to destroy his beauty. My man had the perfect face; you just shat on it with the pooner version of an OnlyFans thot. Jesus Christ.
So, we know that Viktor has zippertits, but elected to keep his vag and clit. I assume he got the metoidioplasty, where the 'big cock' is just a three inch clitoris. Hot.
Don't worry, the fucking starts in Chapter 3. That's where the interesting bits are.
What I like about this part is that the authors, despite trying to pass themselves off as loyal progshits, more or less show that pooner are a bunch of depressive shits that rely on body modifications that never give them true piece. An addiction indeed with no end. Don't you like it when they make subtle admissions like this? I love being a media literate chud.
Now, in regards to Jayce's body: even in LoL he was never a lanky, skinny dude. He was always buff. He just got huge because he has to throw around that hammer. Of course, note how Viktor hates those 'toxic gym bros' and 'toxic masculinity'...despite trying to pass himself off as a True and Honest Man. Trans men want to be Real Men but don't want any of the 'toxic' shit, because that just makes them look bad. And if you really hated that 'toxic masculinity' as much as you say you do, you wouldn't write them fucking you within an inch of your life with a big dick. Funny how that works.
Pooners are fucked up, news at 11. I couldn't tell with the septum piercings and shitty fashion.
Also, PTSD from what? Misgendering? Oh I gotta know this lore.
I'd also like to point out that these two were fucking for eight months and Viktor would have learned that Jayce is NOT a committed person. So instead of doing what gay males do and just fuck on the weekend and move on, Viktor becomes attached...which is what women do. Uh oh!
> Gets into a no-strings-attached relationship for eight months with you fucking every single day
> Never once broach the idea of starting a relationship or even an open relationship
> Get offended that the male slut acts like a slut
> Get PTSD because of it
>> ??? Pooner things??
Also, Jinx, I love you baby, but lose the purple fur. Go be a pimp somewhere else.
You didn't even have The Talk. You had a full blown BPD breakdown. Throwing out someone's clothes isn't as bad as slashing tires or burning the house down.
Bitch, you're like 30. And if you want to be 'next fucking level'...burn his car. That's what spurned Latinas do.
It just occurred to me: are they smoking inside or outside? Is there a smoking room?
Where are the ash trays? And get a better drink!
Yeah, because you look like a fucking toaster. Pooners genuinely think all that hardware makes them look like a real dood...all it does is make you look outdated. The punk scene is over. Don't make me get the pliers. Also, I have to wonder why he decided to wear a septum piercing at a formal wedding.
Agreed, it IS fucking annoying. And wow, dude, keep those female hormones in check, dood!
I also enjoy how BIG Jayce is written compared to pooner Viktor. You could not be more on the nose if you tried.
Agreed, Coors Light IS piss. You're rich as fuck. Invest in something better.
You're at a rich person's wedding. The glass flutes probably cost more than your paycheck. I wouldn't be that goddamn smug if I were you.
What? All those surgeries and the pooner is STILL dead inside? Wow, I never would have guessed. Man, this fic sure is based and red pilled if you read between the lines, something the 'author is trans and disabled' authors didn't want.
Not to mention that Arcane Jayce would've been there for Viktor. This is Jackass Jayce so he can get fucked.
Next he's going to get tattoos to resemble an actual alien. A split tongue AND a septum piercing? Really? Libido: crashed.
You were never a family. For fuck's sake, just stick with the smut, you're better at it. When you start writing plot I am going to be even more anal than the things you shove up each other's ass. These two were having sex for EIGHT MONTHS, lived at each other's places, and never once considered it serious. You do NOT get to pull this card when you openly wrote their relationship as being a literal meet-n-fuck. Do not insult me.
Of course the pooner has a fuckton of cat photos, while a True and Honest gay man would have tons associated with his time at the beach. Or at the gym. Or yacht photos. They don't like pussy, remember?
They fucked for eight months without establishing anything. That is not functional. You can't even call it a friends-with-benefits situation, because Viktor never told Jayce he wanted to be exclusive and Jayce wanted to be a slut. You can try TALKING, for once.
1. Coors Light is still cheap, piss beer, get another brand
2. Yes, you should have been there and you are a jackass
No, he doesn't. He looks like an ugly TikTok pooner who would probably get stuck to a bike lock. Nothing destroys natural beauty like a fucking septum piercing and getting your tongue to resemble a lizard's. Fucking hell. Pooners have low standards.
You can skip this for the smut, which will also be spoilered.
Nothing hotter than a bony ass, am I right? My dood skipped leg day.
Now, we have to remember that pooner porn is largely fiction. This also applies to fic. In real life, that 'dripping cunt' would be dry as sandpaper, and would be painful. Our True and Honest Man would need to use estrogen in his vagina in order to keep it wet. It's something pooners would rather not admit to.
Second, the usual 'cock' lingo. Now, I don't have large hands - I have tiny ones - and three inches covers my palm (I told you so). In Jayce's hand this would be tiny. Metoidioplasties only give three inches of length; it's just an enlarged, virilized clitoris. Not a cock. And it doesn't stay hot once you know the facts. It's hard to suspend disbelief once you know it.
"Palm sized dick" - three inches. Hot. Those 'heady, musky hormones' would be T-sweat, and God that must fucking stink. Pooners are known to smell, due to all that exogenous testosterone they inject.
Jayce is a pooner chaser, go figure. And of course Viktor is a slut. But it obviously didn't make him feel better mentally or cure his PTSD, now did it?
There's that itty bitty pooner talk again. Viktor's 5'11 at this point. Yet he's written like he's a tiny, 5'2 doll. I get Jayce is built like a truck but COME ON. Too on the nose.
And yeah, you're pretty fucking cruel if you miss your friend's surgeries and think he's yours when you never even decided on a relationship. Fuck around and find out.
Yeah it sure is hot on that dried out vagina - that is apparently dripping wet. Jayce goes to CrossFit five times a week but can't lose that beer gut, lmao.
Ah yes, the 'micropenis' that is just an enlarged clitoris. Suck that three inch cock.
What, you can use Viktor's 'dripping cunt' for that wetness? The minute you need to spit I will immediately think you suck at oral. Cheap ass motherfucker.
And yes, that three inch microdick would be engulfed entirely - because Jayce's hand is a man's hand, and Viktor is a wee woman. Can't imagine what tasting a vagina loaded with T would be like.
Fucking. Ouch. Knowing this is a zippertits, those nipples are either going to have fried nerves or oversensitive ones. I cringed when I read this. Nipples are an erogenous zone, and some are into nips, but biting? You sadistic, or something (answer is clearly yes)?
Jayce admits he's a sadist, go figure. This for someone he could never admit he cared about and still doesn't care about, while trying to tell himself he does care. Guy really is Homelander. Choking the pooner until they pass out? Abusing them and making them feel worthless and a piece of shit? Sounds really on the fucking nose, there.
Of course note. You couldn't even tell your boytoy you wanted just sex for eight months. Even gay guys are open on the first fucking date. This smut fic gets stupider the more you apply logic.
IT'S A SHIT BEER, WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THIS, YOU CANNOT GET DRUNK OFF OF IT
Vander coming in clutch. I already like him.
I'll post Chapter 4 later. Right now I've got a splitting headache and I need a break.
Edit: here is Chapter 4, where the smut scene begins.
What's that about 'heteronormativity'? Ain't no one straight in this, unless you count Pooner Viktor. Everyone else is gay married, is about to get gay married, or will be gay married. And yes, Viktor, you are a fucking idiot. Especially wearing a dark purple suit TO A BLUE AND GREY AFFAIR.
This speech would be nice if the plot weren't so goddamn retarded. "We need a little less heteronormativity" and "the institution of marriage is broken" when this fic is about two lesbians getting married is...something. Why even bother with gay marriage at all at this point? Whatever, you're here for the porn and that's what everyone else is here for, too.
Silco: barely has a minute of screen time, automatically becomes the best character. Viktor calling him a drama queen is also a nice little bit of projection.
Here comes the smut you were all waiting for.
I will never get why people want to write vocalizations like screaming as dialogue. It just sounds weird. In any case, shocker that the pooner enjoys rough sex as a coping mechanism and being choked within an inch of their life.
Reminder that Viktor's inner monologue here sounds stupid once you put your thinking glasses on: these two were fucking for eight months straight, talked about their kinks, but never talked about a relationship. Such drama queens.
Why not? I'm still wondering why Viktor has PTSD. What situation caused it? The breakup of a relationship you never had? I need the tea.
And why would people treat you as docile? I thought you were a Real Man; you mean to tell me that they never took you seriously? How weird!
Plus: this Viktor does NOT look like the one in Arcane. He has a septum piercing, two piercings near his beauty marks, and looks like a fucking ANTIFA supersoldier. That is not beautiful. You ruined my boy.
This sentence does not make sense: you want to be used for someone else's pleasure, at the sake of your own, but then you don't want to be responsible for someone else's pleasure...while saying you want to be their fucktoy, which means you're there for someone else's pleasure. Jesus Christ.
If you had skipped all the other chapters and just read the smut, you could forget that Viktor looks like a TikTok pooner. On its own and because I am an absolute degenerate the smut isn't actually that bad. Not at all, really. You can easily shut off your brain and play pretend, and assume these characters are hot when in this fic they aren't. You are forgiven for wanting mindless entertainment.
Also, what bulge? It's three inches, lmao.
Again, if you just came here for this part of the smut, it's not that bad. You can forget everything else.
This Jayce IS a terrible person. The breakup happened for no particular reason, remember: they weren't even a couple, it wasn't an open relationship, and they were together for eight months without ever establishing boundaries. That's a gold star marriage in gay circles. This Jayce also refused to be there when Viktor was going through his rough patches, and generally is a massive dick. Jayce Talis (Arcane Jayce) would never. The authors use his LoL iteration and that from the show, and when Jayce is being kind, the Arcane version of him comes out, but him being a dick is all LoL.
Pooner Viktor having mental breakdowns over a relationship he didn't even DISCUSS over is way too on the nose.
Vi coming in clutch. She's right, by the way. And I think the swollen lips would be a dead giveaway you got your throat fucked, dude.
Oh ho ho. This is rich. No, he doesn't 'look extremely good'. You have a septum piercing, piercings on his beauty marks - the entire reason people go mad for him is because of said beauty marks - and have tattoos out the fucking wazoo. You look like a Portland junkie vs someone anyone would lust over. I don't know what 'well-adjusted' means in pooner world, but it isn't showing up to a wedding looking like you ran through the Joker's closet and look an episode away from being on an episode of 'Intervention'. Take a look in the mirror.
You don't just need a bath. You need bath salts, because you ugly as hell, nigga.
ANTIFA pooner Viktor was a hoot with the theybies:
Septum piercings and tattoos that make you look like an MS-13 member = hot as hell
For the love of God, do not draw anything related to this fic because that icon is a piece of shit.
Did you know SirCumference is a librarian? It explains everything:
I also have experience with Googling. Do not go into the SRS thread while eating, or read what T does to the vagina. It'll really crush those fantasies.
For whatever reason, there are content warnings for smoking, like they're the warning labels you find in a cigarette package. Wasn't aware that needed to be tagged, but whatever.
We begin with the LoL version of Jayce, or Jackass Jayce as I'd like to call him. This Jayce thinks he's hot shit without all the humility and himbo attitude the Arcane version has. We also have shitlib bullshit right from the get-go: 'heteronormativity' in a fic where it's a biological man fucking a biological woman. But that's TERF territory, transmen are real men, blah blah blah.
This also takes place in the modern era, where gay marriage is already fully legalized, so I have no idea why this was even brought up if not to rub it in people's faces.
I also have to laugh: this is a rich people wedding, and the beer they got was the fucking cheap-ass piss beer Coor's Light. You can't get drunk off that beer if you tried. Buy some authentic German beer if you want to make an impression, FFS.
Hope the alcohol isn't cheap beer like fuckin' Coor's Light. Fucking Americans trying to sound cultured can't even be cultured, SMH
Wait until you read what these authors turned Viktor into. It's even worse than him being a pooner, if you can believe it.
If you aren't popular or well known, or if no one is paying attention to you, why do you care? Oh, right. It's a character flaw.
Skill issue, lmao.
Now, you will notice that these authors don't really like fit people. SirCumference is a skinny, meth-head looking bitch and Craig has admitted to using the 'author is trans and disabled' thing, so I assume she's a fat fuck. In any case, yes, drinking shitty beer will give you a beer gut you can't lose. This man works out at Crossfit five times a week and none of the gym bros have told him to cut out beer. And it isn't even GOOD beer! Poser.
I also have to laugh at the clocking - remember, pooners always do this - of Viktor as trans. He's smaller, not as fit, and you assume that he's an uwu pretty boy vs the 5'8 twink he is in the show (and he's over six feet in the game, thanks to augmentations, AND becomes a bit of a gym bro himself, so fuck these heifers). Pooners will never let you down.
I'm going to make a mental note that the stereotype of pooners being tattoo aficionados also takes place in their writing. Also, posting inspirational quotes on a sunset is very female-coded. Also full-blown faggot I've seen do this is Matt Bernstein, and he just copies-and-pastes political quotes. Do something manly like post memes, or some shit.
The implication that pooner Viktor is an unhinged basket case is funny, too. Wait until you hear the reasoning for that.
So. Here's what pooners don't get about gay males: men can fuck multiple men day in and day out without having emotional connections to any of them. It's just how easy it is for them. It's women who feel the need to form emotional connections with the people they fuck, even if they are one of those 'poly' couples or those with open relationships.
In this case, they didn't even HAVE an open relationship - it was just sex with no strings attached, and Viktor, the female that he is, got angry that Jayce fucked around. I'm rolling my eyes at this.
Now, the fashion...pooners are just fucking terrible at it. The motif is grey and dark blue (and even those colours can clash if you are not careful), and he wears a dark purple suit with a maroon shirt like he's the fucking Joker. It absolutely clashes with the theme and if you're rich as fuck you want everyone wearing the theme. And oh, the descriptions get even worse, and we'll talk about that when we get there. In sum: Viktor does not look amazing; he's got the same fashion sense as Ellen Page. Eugh.
So this really was a no-strings-attached relationship, and Jayce was that much of an asshole to not tell Viktor what he wanted - they fucked for EIGHT MONTHS - and Viktor was histrionic enough to think it was a real relationship when it wasn't. Very female coded. Most gay men can fuck on a weekend and move on without a second thought. Viktor should know Jayce is a slut - by his own admission - but then he goes around in the second chapter and calls Viktor the slut. In any case, I hate these people and you should too.
Buy better beer, for one.
Yeah because the beer is Coors fucking Light. Literal piss beer. I'd rather drink petrol right out of the gas can.
And honestly? Jackass Jayce deserves to be patronized. I hate this version of him. He isn't redeemable and I doubt it'll get better as the chapters go on.
I openly snickered at the punk/goth/Hot Topic keychain wallet. That's something butch lesbians used to wear, but now is so out of style no one wears them anymore. You're heading to a wedding with a shitty wallet? Bitch is about to get robbed.
We need to talk about Viktor's bad fashion. Dark purple suit, maroon shirt? Are you trying to blind me with that colour scheme? Only Silco gets away with that and he has drip. Plus the grey tie absolutely clashes with the maroon and purple; go for orange, least you'd look like you dressed for Halloween. Why not wear traditional black? Or a nice grey? Don't cosplay as the fucking Joker, bud. And the SEPTUM PIERCING. He really is a Tiktok pooner, LMAO.
What a way to destroy his beauty. My man had the perfect face; you just shat on it with the pooner version of an OnlyFans thot. Jesus Christ.
So, we know that Viktor has zippertits, but elected to keep his vag and clit. I assume he got the metoidioplasty, where the 'big cock' is just a three inch clitoris. Hot.
Don't worry, the fucking starts in Chapter 3. That's where the interesting bits are.
What I like about this part is that the authors, despite trying to pass themselves off as loyal progshits, more or less show that pooner are a bunch of depressive shits that rely on body modifications that never give them true piece. An addiction indeed with no end. Don't you like it when they make subtle admissions like this? I love being a media literate chud.
Now, in regards to Jayce's body: even in LoL he was never a lanky, skinny dude. He was always buff. He just got huge because he has to throw around that hammer. Of course, note how Viktor hates those 'toxic gym bros' and 'toxic masculinity'...despite trying to pass himself off as a True and Honest Man. Trans men want to be Real Men but don't want any of the 'toxic' shit, because that just makes them look bad. And if you really hated that 'toxic masculinity' as much as you say you do, you wouldn't write them fucking you within an inch of your life with a big dick. Funny how that works.
Pooners are fucked up, news at 11. I couldn't tell with the septum piercings and shitty fashion.
Also, PTSD from what? Misgendering? Oh I gotta know this lore.
I'd also like to point out that these two were fucking for eight months and Viktor would have learned that Jayce is NOT a committed person. So instead of doing what gay males do and just fuck on the weekend and move on, Viktor becomes attached...which is what women do. Uh oh!
> Gets into a no-strings-attached relationship for eight months with you fucking every single day
> Never once broach the idea of starting a relationship or even an open relationship
> Get offended that the male slut acts like a slut
> Get PTSD because of it
>> ??? Pooner things??
Also, Jinx, I love you baby, but lose the purple fur. Go be a pimp somewhere else.
You didn't even have The Talk. You had a full blown BPD breakdown. Throwing out someone's clothes isn't as bad as slashing tires or burning the house down.
Bitch, you're like 30. And if you want to be 'next fucking level'...burn his car. That's what spurned Latinas do.
It just occurred to me: are they smoking inside or outside? Is there a smoking room?
Where are the ash trays? And get a better drink!
Yeah, because you look like a fucking toaster. Pooners genuinely think all that hardware makes them look like a real dood...all it does is make you look outdated. The punk scene is over. Don't make me get the pliers. Also, I have to wonder why he decided to wear a septum piercing at a formal wedding.
Agreed, it IS fucking annoying. And wow, dude, keep those female hormones in check, dood!
I also enjoy how BIG Jayce is written compared to pooner Viktor. You could not be more on the nose if you tried.
Agreed, Coors Light IS piss. You're rich as fuck. Invest in something better.
You're at a rich person's wedding. The glass flutes probably cost more than your paycheck. I wouldn't be that goddamn smug if I were you.
What? All those surgeries and the pooner is STILL dead inside? Wow, I never would have guessed. Man, this fic sure is based and red pilled if you read between the lines, something the 'author is trans and disabled' authors didn't want.
Not to mention that Arcane Jayce would've been there for Viktor. This is Jackass Jayce so he can get fucked.
Next he's going to get tattoos to resemble an actual alien. A split tongue AND a septum piercing? Really? Libido: crashed.
You were never a family. For fuck's sake, just stick with the smut, you're better at it. When you start writing plot I am going to be even more anal than the things you shove up each other's ass. These two were having sex for EIGHT MONTHS, lived at each other's places, and never once considered it serious. You do NOT get to pull this card when you openly wrote their relationship as being a literal meet-n-fuck. Do not insult me.
Of course the pooner has a fuckton of cat photos, while a True and Honest gay man would have tons associated with his time at the beach. Or at the gym. Or yacht photos. They don't like pussy, remember?
They fucked for eight months without establishing anything. That is not functional. You can't even call it a friends-with-benefits situation, because Viktor never told Jayce he wanted to be exclusive and Jayce wanted to be a slut. You can try TALKING, for once.
1. Coors Light is still cheap, piss beer, get another brand
2. Yes, you should have been there and you are a jackass
No, he doesn't. He looks like an ugly TikTok pooner who would probably get stuck to a bike lock. Nothing destroys natural beauty like a fucking septum piercing and getting your tongue to resemble a lizard's. Fucking hell. Pooners have low standards.
You can skip this for the smut, which will also be spoilered.
Nothing hotter than a bony ass, am I right? My dood skipped leg day.
Now, we have to remember that pooner porn is largely fiction. This also applies to fic. In real life, that 'dripping cunt' would be dry as sandpaper, and would be painful. Our True and Honest Man would need to use estrogen in his vagina in order to keep it wet. It's something pooners would rather not admit to.
Second, the usual 'cock' lingo. Now, I don't have large hands - I have tiny ones - and three inches covers my palm (I told you so). In Jayce's hand this would be tiny. Metoidioplasties only give three inches of length; it's just an enlarged, virilized clitoris. Not a cock. And it doesn't stay hot once you know the facts. It's hard to suspend disbelief once you know it.
"Palm sized dick" - three inches. Hot. Those 'heady, musky hormones' would be T-sweat, and God that must fucking stink. Pooners are known to smell, due to all that exogenous testosterone they inject.
Jayce is a pooner chaser, go figure. And of course Viktor is a slut. But it obviously didn't make him feel better mentally or cure his PTSD, now did it?
There's that itty bitty pooner talk again. Viktor's 5'11 at this point. Yet he's written like he's a tiny, 5'2 doll. I get Jayce is built like a truck but COME ON. Too on the nose.
And yeah, you're pretty fucking cruel if you miss your friend's surgeries and think he's yours when you never even decided on a relationship. Fuck around and find out.
Yeah it sure is hot on that dried out vagina - that is apparently dripping wet. Jayce goes to CrossFit five times a week but can't lose that beer gut, lmao.
Ah yes, the 'micropenis' that is just an enlarged clitoris. Suck that three inch cock.
What, you can use Viktor's 'dripping cunt' for that wetness? The minute you need to spit I will immediately think you suck at oral. Cheap ass motherfucker.
And yes, that three inch microdick would be engulfed entirely - because Jayce's hand is a man's hand, and Viktor is a wee woman. Can't imagine what tasting a vagina loaded with T would be like.
Fucking. Ouch. Knowing this is a zippertits, those nipples are either going to have fried nerves or oversensitive ones. I cringed when I read this. Nipples are an erogenous zone, and some are into nips, but biting? You sadistic, or something (answer is clearly yes)?
Jayce admits he's a sadist, go figure. This for someone he could never admit he cared about and still doesn't care about, while trying to tell himself he does care. Guy really is Homelander. Choking the pooner until they pass out? Abusing them and making them feel worthless and a piece of shit? Sounds really on the fucking nose, there.
Of course note. You couldn't even tell your boytoy you wanted just sex for eight months. Even gay guys are open on the first fucking date. This smut fic gets stupider the more you apply logic.
IT'S A SHIT BEER, WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THIS, YOU CANNOT GET DRUNK OFF OF IT
Vander coming in clutch. I already like him.
I'll post Chapter 4 later. Right now I've got a splitting headache and I need a break.
Edit: here is Chapter 4, where the smut scene begins.
What's that about 'heteronormativity'? Ain't no one straight in this, unless you count Pooner Viktor. Everyone else is gay married, is about to get gay married, or will be gay married. And yes, Viktor, you are a fucking idiot. Especially wearing a dark purple suit TO A BLUE AND GREY AFFAIR.
This speech would be nice if the plot weren't so goddamn retarded. "We need a little less heteronormativity" and "the institution of marriage is broken" when this fic is about two lesbians getting married is...something. Why even bother with gay marriage at all at this point? Whatever, you're here for the porn and that's what everyone else is here for, too.
Silco: barely has a minute of screen time, automatically becomes the best character. Viktor calling him a drama queen is also a nice little bit of projection.
Here comes the smut you were all waiting for.
I will never get why people want to write vocalizations like screaming as dialogue. It just sounds weird. In any case, shocker that the pooner enjoys rough sex as a coping mechanism and being choked within an inch of their life.
Reminder that Viktor's inner monologue here sounds stupid once you put your thinking glasses on: these two were fucking for eight months straight, talked about their kinks, but never talked about a relationship. Such drama queens.
Why not? I'm still wondering why Viktor has PTSD. What situation caused it? The breakup of a relationship you never had? I need the tea.
And why would people treat you as docile? I thought you were a Real Man; you mean to tell me that they never took you seriously? How weird!
Plus: this Viktor does NOT look like the one in Arcane. He has a septum piercing, two piercings near his beauty marks, and looks like a fucking ANTIFA supersoldier. That is not beautiful. You ruined my boy.
This sentence does not make sense: you want to be used for someone else's pleasure, at the sake of your own, but then you don't want to be responsible for someone else's pleasure...while saying you want to be their fucktoy, which means you're there for someone else's pleasure. Jesus Christ.
If you had skipped all the other chapters and just read the smut, you could forget that Viktor looks like a TikTok pooner. On its own and because I am an absolute degenerate the smut isn't actually that bad. Not at all, really. You can easily shut off your brain and play pretend, and assume these characters are hot when in this fic they aren't. You are forgiven for wanting mindless entertainment.
Also, what bulge? It's three inches, lmao.
Again, if you just came here for this part of the smut, it's not that bad. You can forget everything else.
This Jayce IS a terrible person. The breakup happened for no particular reason, remember: they weren't even a couple, it wasn't an open relationship, and they were together for eight months without ever establishing boundaries. That's a gold star marriage in gay circles. This Jayce also refused to be there when Viktor was going through his rough patches, and generally is a massive dick. Jayce Talis (Arcane Jayce) would never. The authors use his LoL iteration and that from the show, and when Jayce is being kind, the Arcane version of him comes out, but him being a dick is all LoL.
Pooner Viktor having mental breakdowns over a relationship he didn't even DISCUSS over is way too on the nose.
Vi coming in clutch. She's right, by the way. And I think the swollen lips would be a dead giveaway you got your throat fucked, dude.
Oh ho ho. This is rich. No, he doesn't 'look extremely good'. You have a septum piercing, piercings on his beauty marks - the entire reason people go mad for him is because of said beauty marks - and have tattoos out the fucking wazoo. You look like a Portland junkie vs someone anyone would lust over. I don't know what 'well-adjusted' means in pooner world, but it isn't showing up to a wedding looking like you ran through the Joker's closet and look an episode away from being on an episode of 'Intervention'. Take a look in the mirror.
You don't just need a bath. You need bath salts, because you ugly as hell, nigga.
These were some comments I grabbed. This post was NSFW, so it's posted here.
It would be fucking hotter if Viktor didn't look like an ANTIFA looter. That alone kills the gravity of the smut; which, again, if you just skip to Chapter 4, it isn't bad at all. I've said before Craig actually writes good smut but you still need to shut your brain off and keep the bits that are worth remembering. Chapter 3, the bit about the metoidioplasty, you can just skip because if you visit the SRS thread you know how those micro-'dicks' work.
You can tell when Craig is writing the POV and when SirCum is, because Craig's bits feel more natural and include shit Jayce would actually say/do, but the plot is definitely SirCum and it's shit. Craig has written trans Viktor before, but at least he still resembles his OG self, rather than whatever the fuck they were aiming for in this one.
It would be fucking hotter if Viktor didn't look like an ANTIFA looter. That alone kills the gravity of the smut; which, again, if you just skip to Chapter 4, it isn't bad at all. I've said before Craig actually writes good smut but you still need to shut your brain off and keep the bits that are worth remembering. Chapter 3, the bit about the metoidioplasty, you can just skip because if you visit the SRS thread you know how those micro-'dicks' work.
You can tell when Craig is writing the POV and when SirCum is, because Craig's bits feel more natural and include shit Jayce would actually say/do, but the plot is definitely SirCum and it's shit. Craig has written trans Viktor before, but at least he still resembles his OG self, rather than whatever the fuck they were aiming for in this one.
ANTIFA pooner Viktor was a hoot with the theybies:
Septum piercings and tattoos that make you look like an MS-13 member = hot as hell
For the love of God, do not draw anything related to this fic because that icon is a piece of shit.
Did you know SirCumference is a librarian? It explains everything:
I also have experience with Googling. Do not go into the SRS thread while eating, or read what T does to the vagina. It'll really crush those fantasies.
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FFN did not renew their domain it seems because their DNS no longer resolves. So many horrors may be lost to time now since they are not even acknowledging it.
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I can still access it with Tor, but for how long is the question.
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I can still access it with Chrome and Edge but not Firefox, the mobile app works too. No archive websites can seem to be able to access it anymore but fichub.net can still grab stories.
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Whois lookup shows they apparently renewed it yesterday, but still nothing. Plebbitors are theorizing that someone must have broken something when trying to restore service and bitching about the lack of communication from whoever runs the site.
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Took an entire day, but I guess FF remembered their Twitter password. We will not be spared its evil for now.
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I know this isn't the place to offer fanfic recs but Tiberium Wars by Peptuck is actually pretty good.
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I have a copy of every single fanfiction ever posted on that site up to 2016 so if it dies, at least the stories with less copious smut will be saved. Ever since AO3 was made, the level of dirtiness in fnafiction has skyrocketted. It used to be like risque but tame descriptions of sex, but now it's like "he fucked her cunt with his throbbing dick" and jizz everywhere, like the way furries have written their porn since 1990s. You can tell that it was written explicitly for the sake of reader masturbation instead of the characters connecting with each other.
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ff.net used to have tons of porn, even before AO3 - then they decided they were gonna ban porn and took down a shitload of fics. As far as I recall it was called "Strikethrough", but I could be mixing it up with a similar thing happening on LiveJournal around the same time. Or Strikethrough may have referred to both of them.
If you got copies tho I might need to DM you in the coming week. There's a cute (totally non-sexual, non-shipping) fic that I've been begging the original author to repost on AO3 for years, and he keeps saying he'll do it on Pioneer Day (the 24th)
If you got copies tho I might need to DM you in the coming week. There's a cute (totally non-sexual, non-shipping) fic that I've been begging the original author to repost on AO3 for years, and he keeps saying he'll do it on Pioneer Day (the 24th)
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A theory is that men have infiltrated these women's spaces as well. Then you have the younger readers and aspiring writers who ape what is popular or what they've seen, and things like BookTok advocating for more extremes, plus the entire debacle with Fifty Shades that pushed themes like BDSM into the limelight and voila, fanfiction stops being about Sherlock and Watson kissing and shyly sharing a bed whilst they grapple with angst and becomes the premier place for sex, sex, and more sex.
There's also the fact that I think the culture around sex has changed a lot. Go back far enough and you'll see smut labeled with terms like 'lemon' and a certain sheepishness to whatever was written, or at least a heavy lack of knowledge due to age or personal inexperience, or just unfamiliarity with more mature works to sample and learn from. Now, when every perverse fuck is filling up public feeds with talk of their prolapsed assholes and sex work becoming a norm among the age groups that might have quietly indulged in risqué reading activities before, it becomes less about people and more about getting off and being sexually promiscuous... in what they read, because every they/them and asexual and medicated case can't form genuine bonds, don't trust men, and have unhealthy relationships with sex and sex appeal, but still desire the feeling of arousal, so fanfiction becomes a bubble or a gateway drug.
The popularity of ABO writing and gay relationships has also likely tampered with perspectives and writing habits. When the focus is on a woman's pleasure for a female audience, it used to be that things were more tame, subtle, or hampered by prose. Gay fanfiction by women used to follow a similar pattern because it was about the emotional connection more than the physical, but smut now seems to often be written like the script of a porn video directed towards a male audience. Quick and easy visualisation over emotional connection, character building, or anything else.
This is not to say these spaces haven't seen their fair share of vile and shocking pornographic content before, far from it, but there's definitely been a noticeable shift in more recent years.
There's also the fact that I think the culture around sex has changed a lot. Go back far enough and you'll see smut labeled with terms like 'lemon' and a certain sheepishness to whatever was written, or at least a heavy lack of knowledge due to age or personal inexperience, or just unfamiliarity with more mature works to sample and learn from. Now, when every perverse fuck is filling up public feeds with talk of their prolapsed assholes and sex work becoming a norm among the age groups that might have quietly indulged in risqué reading activities before, it becomes less about people and more about getting off and being sexually promiscuous... in what they read, because every they/them and asexual and medicated case can't form genuine bonds, don't trust men, and have unhealthy relationships with sex and sex appeal, but still desire the feeling of arousal, so fanfiction becomes a bubble or a gateway drug.
The popularity of ABO writing and gay relationships has also likely tampered with perspectives and writing habits. When the focus is on a woman's pleasure for a female audience, it used to be that things were more tame, subtle, or hampered by prose. Gay fanfiction by women used to follow a similar pattern because it was about the emotional connection more than the physical, but smut now seems to often be written like the script of a porn video directed towards a male audience. Quick and easy visualisation over emotional connection, character building, or anything else.
This is not to say these spaces haven't seen their fair share of vile and shocking pornographic content before, far from it, but there's definitely been a noticeable shift in more recent years.
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I think it's also because a lot of younger people get into porn. It's considered ubiquitous and the average age for first being exposed or becoming a regular watcher or shockingly and depressingly young. And not just boys. I don't know why but a lot of people seem to think it's mostly just boys that are naturally more into it but it's pushed on everyone. Pair that with how people communicate online now. You can't move for some motherfucker wanting to discuss something about porn or sex, if not explicitly, then insert jokes about it everywhere as a way to circle back around to it. This didn't use to be normal. You actually had to have designated places in more niche spots and nothing was as easily linked together.
To reference earlier posts here: I don't understand how people get caught by their family members posting whack ass shit. When I had my phase writing fanfic I just posted it anon and didn't link to any other social media. I never would have thought to use shared computers to write and post on either. There used to be an awareness that while what you were doing was sort of fun it was also entirely cringe and you never would've wanted anyone who didn't go out looking for it to know you posted anything. It would've been so embarrassing. I'm glad I deleted all of it lmao
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FFN is reporting on Twitter that godaddy pulled the plug due to breaking their "child abuse" policy:
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Sometimes they just have horrible opsec or they are retarded kids. Some kid on Wattpad a few years back bragged about how he wrote his (terrible) smut stuff with his mom next to him.
Wasn't fun when he got caught for being a retard though.
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Well, took them long enough.
With the stories on scat, futa and other abominations, I'm kind of surprised they took their time even finding any. The app still works, though.
EDIT: Wait a minute. Don't tell me a user actually outed himself for diddling. Is this an elaborate troll or is there fuckery afoot?
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Look, FF has its issues, but being fine with it then dropping the ball all of a sudden and pretending these issues didn't exist before is retarded.
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The site was already breaking down with the bullshit notifications, PM and other shortcomings. Them pretending it wasn't a problem is par for the course.
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First E621 and now this.
Noice.
Noice.
LOL, Fanfiction got the kiwi farms treatment.
No communication, just YOINK on the hosting.
No communication, just YOINK on the hosting.