John finding a penny in your couch cushions does not count as having a backchannel to Facebook.
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Law enforcement doesn't have time to listen to stories about analchests grabbing you by your
pussy mangled cock, John.
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You were ignored, Bri Bri, because Mark Zuckerberg may be the only person in tech who's more of a prick than you. If you think he's going to help you fight against people finding and abusing private information, you clearly haven't paid attention to how he made his money.
As for Reddit, the entire staff and the owners can't control that dumpster fire, what hope do you suppose you have?
You might as well go to Null and complain that the Kiwi Farms is a bit autistic.
The thing about Johnny's surgery goes like t his;
Its been pointed out several times, by people the Johnny will actually listen to, that his voice isn't very feminine. And its bloody apparent if you listen to his podcast or any other drivel that he spouts out.
So his idea is to go get some surgery to tweak his vocal cords into a higher resister to lose that last bit of his masculine side.
The trouble is his voice is the least of Johnny's issues with being feminine.
1. Fucker is huge and gangely compared to any women. His hands, arms and torso all scream man! to anyone who looks.
2. He still stands, talks and gestures in a completely masculine way; just watch any of his video's. His movement scheme is totally masculine.
3. He's ugly as all fuck and sends out those Frankenstein vibes to anyone who isn't familiar with him, I've heard lots of stories from people who have bumped into him in the real world and were spooked out by this freak.
But like everything else in Johhny's life he will throw money at it and hope it changes.
My bet; he goes to a cheap ass surgeon and his voice gets even worse...if thats possible.
To conclude:
Fuck you John no matter what you do you will never, ever, ever be a real woman.
It doesn't fucking matter. Even if he goes to the finest surgeons in the land and spends money he doesn't have to get bleeding edge procedures, he won't pass.
Hope you're buckled in, bitches, because it's RealTalk time with Jangles:
The ugly truth is that the capability for a surgeon to make an adult man (which John was before transitioning) indistinguishable from a cisgendered woman does not and will not exist in our lifetime. Surgery and the human body are incredibly complex, innovations is slow, expensive, and often not worth it, and demand isn't great enough to push this kind of work forward.
See, you can get your vocal cords fucked with, but you won't sound like a hot coed, you'll sound like a weird guy/girl hybrid with an odd voice, just at a slightly higher pitch than it currently is. You can get facial feminizing surgery, in which case you'll resemble someone who has had major plastic surgery. You can get fake tits, which will feel and look like fake tits. You can get a surgically created vagina, which will look nothing and feel literally nothing like a natural one.
This is real life. Your dream of being a beautiful woman is impossible, and you'll have been dead for a century before anything could change that fact. If you wanted to resemble a woman, the time to start that was about 10 years old.
John is going to look like this forever, and frankly, fuck the surgeon who told him otherwise.