Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[OrionBalls]

I feel like bringing back hair metal would solve a large part of this social contagion; give men a way to look like ugly women without having to let them in the lady's room.

In twenty years, all of the hair metal band members with be posthumously named as trans.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Based family.

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Tbh one of my first thoughts was also "shit, I really hope the shooter is a tranny, that'll peak a bunch of people". Glad to see there are an increasing amount of folks out there who don't even need the help.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A lot of it going around lately.
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I find it ironic that these people think in such a binary fashion. There is no distinction in their minds between a person who casually says “tranny” and someone who’s going to gun them down in the street.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Tbh one of my first thoughts was also "shit, I really hope the shooter is a tranny, that'll peak a bunch of people".

Mine was „Clearly not a motivated Marine”

 

[Oliver Onions]

Are you certain that this person is trans? Could just be a real lesbian in support of them.

I'm not certain this even happened. The mom and the aunt I could believe, but the cousin saying 'if you're gay I won't draw you' apropos of nothing right as she(?) is about to come out to her? Now we're entering 'everybody clapped' territory.

 

[Syikeblade]

When you make life harder for yourself

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/xQU1DWXSPG

 

[Oliver Onions]

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When you make life harder for yourself

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/xQU1DWXSPG

I have so many questions. If you're mainly attracted to 'cis manly dudes' then why didn't you stay a woman and you could have all the guys you want, even if you're an average-looking woman?

But more than that I actually lol'd at 'being a cis gay man is already pretty tough in terms of finding a partner'. Anyone who knows anything about gay male culture knows that finding another dude to blow your asshole out is easier than finding a child molestor in Hollywood; poor little pooner doesn't realise she's being frozen out by gay dudes who have no interest in a manlet with a vagina.

 

[Stan]

Where do these people get their idea of female friendships from??????????

Women value solidarity because banding together improves our survival and safety, in light of the realities of sexual dimorphism. Women are more likely to rally around each other in times of need, or around a common cause, for the same reason - individually, we simply lack the physicality to do all the work alone, and have to lean on our communities. By removing that biological imperative, by insisting on deconstructing sex and gender, troons are unable wrap their heads around the next bit:

This is a little OT, but I do think part of the reason women value solidarity and sticking together is because of congregate childcare. Women within the tribe made friends with each other so they could take turns doing childcare, freeing up the other women to do things that would be dangerous to try with kids in tow like foraging, tanning hides, baking bread, etc.

The bar in question is actually on the East Coast, but in a "blue" state and near a liberal college town, so the point stands. This person is extremely coddled.

Counterpoint: certain troons would consider any bar im in an unsafe space
Counter-counterpoint: I’m nowhere near Portland

Kiwi bros. I was scrolling X and I came across this suspicious advert.

Spoiler: Anyone in the class want to point out why?

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5 grams disposable vaporizer? Are these people trying to get elephants high?
And yeah p sure that’s a troon in a crop top holding the product.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Yes, you made your life harder. You are a heterosexual woman attracted to "manly" men. Your dating pool was a lot bigger before you started taking testosterone and larped as a gay man. How many gay men do you think are attracted to a woman with a vagina, and are also "manly"? A fucking lot less than the number of heterosexual men who fulfill the same criteria.

I'd feel pity if I did not feel absolute rage at how delusional this bitch is. You are not a gay man or any kind of man. Fuck off with your appropriation nonsense.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found another L, seems like this "straight" man isn't into men.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/MuiXAeUDG9

I have so many questions. If you're mainly attracted to 'cis manly dudes' then why didn't you stay a woman and you could have all the guys you want, even if you're an average-looking woman?

But more than that I actually lol'd at 'being a cis gay man is already pretty tough in terms of finding a partner'. Anyone who knows anything about gay male culture knows that finding another dude to blow your asshole out is easier than finding a child molestor in Hollywood; poor little pooner doesn't realise she's being frozen out by gay dudes who have no interest in a manlet with a vagina.

Because she thought she live out her yaoi fantasy 24/7.
Same as gay men trying to date straight men.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I find it ironic that these people think in such a binary fashion. There is no distinction in their minds between a person who casually says “tranny” and someone who’s going to gun them down in the street.

1/ The way they keep screeching and acting, they'll not be wrong soon.

2/ It's what they'd do if they had their way.

Either one is probably right.

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[Geraldine]

I find it ironic that these people think in such a binary fashion. There is no distinction in their minds between a person who casually says “tranny” and someone who’s going to gun them down in the street.

Cognate with the over use of the word "genocide" to describe *not* castrating children.

I'm not certain this even happened.

I'm nearly certain it didn't.
In my estimation the Reddit post is strong evidence in that direction.

his is a little OT, but I do think part of the reason women value solidarity and sticking together is because of congregate childcare.

A few generations ago this was true even among middle class people in big cities in first world countries.
Why pay a baby sitter when you can barter baby sitting services? But not in Clown World.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Found another L, seems like this "straight" man isn't into men.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/MuiXAeUDG9

LMAO.
Horny guy going through a dry spell, maybe had a little bit of curiosity from tranny porn. Then when it came down to it realized he couldn't do it.

 

[majorplayer]

Like many I used to tolerate the big T... I've been around a lot of lgbtq (mostly LG tbf) in my life being from a college town and they're usually pretty cool, if not also pretty weird. But weird is fine or even good as long as it's not the creepy predator kind. Even knew a few early trans that were also weird, but harmless and friendly enough. These last 10 years, though... my patience is gone. Willfully lying and intentionally misleading people, especially fucking children, to get your way is fucked and it needs to be called out and stopped.

Right? The trans people were your neighborhood drag queens who might have gone by female pronouns but you knew at the end of the day they were men and you never took them seriously in a gender identifying way.

Now all those benign polite interactions now are being taken advantage of. No, we don't want troons to die but there has to be some limits, especially when if they weren't troons it would be wrong and criminal. Troons shouldn't be shielded.

 

[Geraldine]

Wants to avoid being weird.
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No answers yet.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Based family.

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OK but that shooter did look like a troon or proto-troon.

 

[Nick Obre]

LMAO.
Horny guy going through a dry spell, maybe had a little bit of curiosity from tranny porn. Then when it came down to it realized he couldn't do it.

I'm reminded of that 4chan post by a guy who bought into the trannies are women thing, fucked one, and realized how different the feeling of the skin, the frame, and so on are, that every one of his senses was going "MAN, MAN, MAN!".

At least this guy got his wake up call before he experienced the stinkditch, which I think the aforementioned post (or maybe a different one?) described as "fucking a deep bellybutton".

 

[Paper Machete]

I'm reminded of that 4chan post by a guy who bought into the trannies are women thing, fucked one, and realized how different the feeling of the skin, the frame, and so on are, that every one of his senses was going "MAN, MAN, MAN!".

At least this guy got his wake up call before he experienced the stinkditch, which I think the aforementioned post (or maybe a different one?) described as "fucking a deep bellybutton".

I think it's likely he got brainwashed by social circles into the "they're totally women too!" thing. One who watched a bunch of t porn would be into the fact there's a dick because that's the fetish. There aren't (to my knowledge?) any amhole havers making a living doing porn. Unless the point is that the dick is messing up a gore hole.

 

[Jacques1194]

That’s true. Labour has gotten itself into a hell of a mess over the last few years on this issue and looked like clowns. Starmer and others have been asked embarrassing questions like „what is a woman” and given idiotic answers (my favourite was one who seemed to think troons got cervixes). It’s a distraction from the main game of winning an election.

There has also been internal division, which is a real problem when you’re fighting a general election. MP Rosie Duffield has been terfing publicly for a few years, which has earnt her the usual death threats. In the last few weeks a guy was convicted for making death threats to her and Queen Terf JK Rowling. Both Labour women, both victims of domestic abuse, both advocates of single sex spaces. So far, so normal. But it’s but also earnt her harassment, isolation and abuse within the party.

One of the few MPs to have supported Duffield when it was unfashionable is Wes Streeting, who is now in charge of Health ie. puberty blocker policy and single sex hospital wards, among other things. He is also gay. His view: "Men have penises, women have vaginas; here ends my biology lesson." Amen.

They’ve been held hostage by the TRAs for too long and can see where that’s gotten them: internal dissent and public ridicule. It’ll be interesting though to see if bored backbenchers start causing mischief over this now they’re safely in power.

I still dont know if I can trust labour. The main thing is trannies aren't really that big of a minority group to pander to. We know the left wants power so why alienate half the population (women) to appeal to a few mentally ill men in dresses? I know people pointed out the huge fortune that medical organizations make with trannies (which is ironic since leftists claim to hate capitalism) but even then is it that much to be worth it? I think we'll have to see more with labour.

 

[AI generated waifu]

I'm reminded of that 4chan post by a guy who bought into the trannies are women thing, fucked one, and realized how different the feeling of the skin, the frame, and so on are, that every one of his senses was going "MAN, MAN, MAN!".

At least this guy got his wake up call before he experienced the stinkditch, which I think the aforementioned post (or maybe a different one?) described as "fucking a deep bellybutton".

Every time I'm reminded of this post I wonder how the dude OP slept with felt about the whole thing. We've never heard his side of the story.