Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

If you don’t have current cash flow for the ingredients it’s cheaper to get the mix. lol all the from scratch stuff is to be aspired to for the beginning of the month. and Po don’t have that many spoons to do all that lol

If you're broke, probably best to leave the pancakes for a little bit.

Polissa treats herself like a parent treats a spoiled child of whom he is slightly afraid. Utterly unable to set any limits.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Pissa, it's $37 dollars for your sandwich and 6 bucks for the two tubes of Pringles you plan to scarfe down with it. Meanwhile, I can get my lunches down to less than a buck per if I really work at it.

And what the fuck is a sub kit anyway? What's it even gonna do? She has the bread, meat, cheese and veg, what even is a "sub kit"? I'll admit I mostly do tortilla wraps instead of sandwiches but what even is it?

 

[Angry New Ager]

And what the fuck is a sub kit anyway?

I googled it; it's just a variety of highly processed lunch meat, together in one package. The Italian one they bought has smoked ham, salami, and bologna:


Also, ex-poor, cheap-ass me, who still shops and plans menus around loss-leaders, notices that nothing was discounted.

Their way of grocery shopping is to decide what they want and pay full price for it, instead of shopping for good deals and building their menu based upon those. Also, chips are a terrible buy, both nutritionally and economically, but I guess Polissa's soul needed them for nourishment. [ETA: And gaunt, unmanaged diabetic Josh needs them to get the 75 grams of carbs per meal Polissa insists he needs.]

 

[everybody in Portugal]

> over $40 on food
> 1 item and less than 10% of total spend on a single vegetable product.

Polissa, this is exactly why you're a fat fuck. JFC, eat a salad. If you weren't a lazy, useless fat fuck you could've even made a half-arsed go of your sTrUgGlE gArDeN and made it for free, you absolutely mong.

 

[Club Sandwich]

those sub kits better produce like 24+ inches of sandwich because that's really expensive. when i was packing my own lunches i could stretch $20 into a week of lunch and that's including sandwich/soup, a side, and a drink. and this wasn't even that long ago. also on what planet is a head of lettuce $3? it's $1.50 where i am and i live in an expensive part of the US.

 

[scumfuck]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold. They're homeless. Please literally furnish their new apartment in Florida.


Take note that some of these items are marked that they would like multiples of them. Things like 2 L-shaped desks, 3 bed frames for some reason, two mattress pads... 3 dressers??

The thing that made me lol the most was the tricycle with all the accessories picked out for it.

Spoiler: Images

All this for a 1 bedroom by the way.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Poor people protein has always been peanut butter, eggs, beans, and whole chicken. Live within your means. I've always thought of deli meat as solidly middle class. Maybe as someone on SSI she just needs to consider maybe she needs to stop living like she's middle class. Convenience foods are for busy people who can't afford a Whole Foods salad for lunch, not for the people the middle class work to support.

Edit: I am 500+ lbs of big mad. She needs pots and pans because hers were "ruined by mold." Joh obviously needs to be hit hard until he hits her hard enough to knock some sense into her. Anyone who wants to donate to my GoFundMe because I'm too poor to afford a whip, please feel free to donate.

Spoiler: donation link

For those of you who think I'm a troll, I hope you got what you wanted clicking on this. Now CashApp me.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Poor people protein has always been peanut butter, eggs, beans, and whole chicken. Live within your means. I've always thought of deli meat as solidly middle class. Maybe as someone on SSI she just needs to consider maybe she needs to stop living like she's middle class. Convenience foods are for busy people who can't afford a Whole Foods salad for lunch, not for the people the middle class work to support.

Edit: I am 500+ lbs of big mad. She needs pots and pans because hers were "ruined by mold." Joh obviously needs to be hit hard until he hits her hard enough to knock some sense into her. Anyone who wants to donate to my GoFundMe because I'm too poor to afford a whip, please feel free to donate.

Spoiler: donation link

For those of you who think I'm a troll, I hope you got what you wanted clicking on this. Now CashApp me.

No no no, please post a proper donor link for this. I'll pay cash money to see a noodley, raging diabetic slap a bit of sense and decorum into a fat, grifting, thick, animal killing bitch any day of the week.

She's come full-circle back to her e-begging days, and part of me is appalled and part of me lives for it. I hope by November she has precisely zero of these items bought for her by the poor saps she's appealing to. I hope by 2040 she STILL has precisely zero of any of them bought for her. She deserves nothing except misery and penury and another hilariously overblown gibs-funded plan that fails.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold. They're homeless. Please literally furnish their new apartment in Florida.
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Take note that some of these items are marked that they would like multiples of them. Things like 2 L-shaped desks, 3 bed frames for some reason, two mattress pads... 3 dressers??

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All this for a 1 bedroom by the way.

More of Polissa’s daydreaming! She’s furnishing Barbie’s Dream House with this list instead of a real place she has secured, and that’s her problem. She doesn’t need and can’t fit 99% of this stuff in whatever hovel she can actually afford in Florida, Alabama, or Somalia. She needs to realistically take stock of her accommodations before she starts buying crap to fill it up. The area under the overpass will probably not have an outlet for that microwave, so she’ll have to figure out what to eat instead of Jimmy Dean Bowls.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Ah yes, the cheap, shitty, "retro" microwave that will probably break not long after plugging it in. And I'm sad to see a lack of rainbow metal items. I guess Walmart doesn't carry as many of those. And Pissa, if you want slightly less expensive but decent quality furniture, go to your local Habitat For Humanity Re-Store place.

 

[FatalTater]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold.

Anything anyone buys for Joh and Pissa will get trashed, because they don't take care of anything. Why should they? That would take effort, and they can just whine and get new stuff bought for them anyway.

I just got back from Walmart where I just spent $130ish on groceries, I know things are expensive out there. However, if you're going to bitch about being poor, maybe don't show a receipt where you spent almost $6 on chips. I know they used to be $1 each, but when the price triples, stop buying them!

 

[often puzzled]

She also consulted the wise words of GoogleAI to confirm that yes, lead and arsenic almost certainly gave her endometriosis

That's inaccurate (as we all already knew). No one is entirely sure what causes endometriosis, but lead and arsenic are not among the leading theories. Family history seems to be a factor, which is but one of many factors that make lead and arsenic unlikely factors. Hysterectomy is also anything but a first-line treatment. She's going to have a hard time gearing up for a class action lawsuit against . . . the medical industry at large? big pharma? big tampon? . . . without any scientific evidence at all to back her claims.

Just a little hint, if you look at the price tags or shop online you will see price per ounce and amount and packaging all can make many cents difference per ounce.

That's good advice, because sometimes the name brand will even be less per ounce than the store brand. And sometimes the larger size will not result in savings, so on and so forth. You really have to look, and it doesn't take long at all to do.

my mom taught me about the price per ounce [or whatever measurement] tags when I was still sitting in the seat at the front of the cart, long before they had belt buckles).

Mine too. Polissa's mom doesn't seem like the type to have taught her anything like this, but I also doubt Polissa would have listened, and, based on the Jimmy Dean Bowls vs ingredients debate, I don't think she could understand.

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold.

I just bought a wedding shower present for someone whose wedding registry had less stuff on it. She also made a list for the same reason when she initially moved to La Casa: they needed everything to be new because of mold, spiders, etc. It's almost like the problem is the people who own the stuff rather than the accommodations, but I'm sure that's just crazy talk on my part.

Someone else already said it, but she'd be better off getting in the apartment and seeing what actually fits. You might discover, for instance, that there's nowhere to put a microwave, or the two (!!!) desks might not fit in your living space. She's got Facebook, and neighborhood groups are a valuable resource for buying any of this stuff for a low cost or picking it up for free on a curb alert.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I don’t even see why she bothers begging for fancy ass cook and bakeware. We all know the fat fuck won’t use it.

 

[a hapless toad]

I see she's moved on from her EVERYTHING RAINBOW aesthetic to a pale blue "seaside" theme.

 

[Kweeksilva]

Didn't see this posted yet. Apparently apartment has been secured! Must be family pitching in. Also I note there is but one pet carrier in that Walmart wish list. Do they plan to take one pet (dobby) and abandon the rest or do they have loads of carriers that aren't taken over by mold and spiders?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Bedding and other linens as well as kitchenware can be washed to remove moles, spiders and other ickies but that’s not as much fun as Christmas in November.

Makes me wonder what she’s planning on taking to Florida in the moving container.

 

[Kweeksilva]

Bedding and other linens as well as kitchenware can be washed to remove moles, spiders and other ickies but that’s not as much fun as Christmas in November.

Makes me wonder what she’s planning on taking to Florida in the moving container.

The video I just posted says they're taking whatever fits in the rental van. So no moving container.

 

[#Ripley #]

FB marketplace is amazing for all sorts of needs! Selling too. Why pay full price.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

FB marketplace is amazing for all sorts of needs! Selling too. Why pay full price.

Why pay any price, when you can try and convince your legions of clockapp followers to buy it all for you?

 

[kyonara]

Didn't see this posted yet. Apparently apartment has been secured! Must be family pitching in. Also I note there is but one pet carrier in that Walmart wish list. Do they plan to take one pet (dobby) and abandon the rest or do they have loads of carriers that aren't taken over by mold and spiders?

Yeah, if either of them were my family members, I'd throw in to get them to move states too. That's good value for your money right there.