Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Counterfeit Obol]

Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?

They try to punch each other, but their fat fists connect with each other and bounce off, rebounding right into their faces.
Double KO.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I put on a random true crime video playlist to listen to while cleaning a few days ago. In one video (don't remember which) the speaker said something like "I hope you enjoy prison" or "they will be enjoying prison." I swear I almost jumped out of my skin.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

We get Gunts Collide 2: Sweet Temptations.

In reality I think Ralph wins. He had a very specific bone to pick with that jobless loser Brit so he didn't back down but I think if he really was ornery he also wouldn't stop. Where Pat is the Milwaukee pig Ralph is a full blown feral Bog Hog, now emigrated into the Yucatan peninsula.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Semi-related, but Cryptic Web Chronicles styling itself as one of those "internet mystery" channels ala Nightmare Expo, Barely Sociable, etc., only to be solely focused on the (obese) enigma that is Patrick S. Tomlinson is a really underrated bit. I think he should lean into it more, even.

 

[Markorian]

In his defense, when he truly aims for something, his aim is impeccable.
Termination of parental right
Famous due to litigation
Fight anyone on any terms in an online space with the caveat that if he blocks you, his victory was already secured

And Bernell Trammell

 

[Post Reply]

I am a resident of Glasgow, West of Scotland... while I find the idea of colliding with Pat at Worldcon whilst carrying a flimsy bag full of Aldi's budget-line pepperoni appealing, I balk at the thought of paying to rub shoulders with weeaboos, furries, and LARPers with Spock ears.
I can only hope Leslie gets him banned from attending, so he has nowhere to go.

I wonder if Patrick would be able to get his airline tickets refunded? I bet chartering his flight was expensive as hell, given his exceptional dimensions.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Late, but I think its better if she leaves that out. Let the con organizers find that stuff on their own. Not like there aren't multiple sources of info on patrick at this very moment in time. Or legions of pat posters eager to tell everyone everything he's done.

A simple letter detailing he's been banned from other cons and that she feels unsafe around him does more.

I’m almost with you on this but in the circles they both run in, retroactive punishment is fair game and a common way the snake eats itself. Citing the tranny convention performer who felt unsafe due to pat along with his greatest hits: homophobic remarks made to politicians and his detractors as a gotcha, his poor attempts at aping taaahk-sick masculinity, his more egregious instances of talking down to women and calling them stupid or saying they deserve to be raped, etc etc would make it hard for gencon to ignore or write off. Leslie is higher up on the totem pole of the progressive stack than titty Ricky and a pats greatest hits would probably be pretty effective. I’m interested either way to see what comes of it though. Between the trump meltdown and having his last con ripped away the milk will be pfg.

 

[Divine right to rule]

His Threads followers (the biggest centrist Dems of all) aren't buying his cope. Oopsie.

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Oho, Pat has legal opinions.

Might I remind you that this is a man that, by own public and legal admission, stated that "he didn't know he could appeal the ruling of a court"

 

[Wodanaz]

https://www.reveddit.com/v/ImTheMai...m_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

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fucking lel, only like one person has pointed out that it's fatrick

 

[SFWA Person of Interest]

Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?

The unstoppable childing against the immovable gunt. I would say it's obvious that Pat's got the edge since he murdered that black dude and got away with it, but Ethan's rage at learning Pat killed a black kang might give him that drive to even the odds. This hypothesis deserves to be tested in reality. Do you think if Ethan made one of his patented fake boxing challenges to Pat, the fat author would be so stubborn that it would actually come to fruition?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyway, enjoy Rick inexplicably being a dick to his followers for the pettiest of reasons:

He's trying to be amusingly sarcastic and failing horribly, what a fucking idiot. Or at least I assume that's what he's doing, he's so damn bad at it he may just be insane.

He is such a coward. (Look down the pic)

Nobody cares, he says, as the front page of newspapers across the country have photos from it for the second day in a row ...

 

[AnOminous]

New meltdown incoming: Trump 'classified' documents case DISMISSED.

L | A

I wonder if they finally noticed that if you could go after Trump for this, you could go after Biden (and pretty much every President for the last 50 years or so) for the same kind of thing.

Leslie is higher up on the totem pole of the progressive stack than titty Ricky and a pats greatest hits would probably be pretty effective. I’m interested either way to see what comes of it though.

Tbh I'm not exactly thrilled with the "I feel unsafe" bullshit especially when there is actually legitimate "I feel unsafe because of X, Y, and Z" here. X, Y and Z being Fatty's incessant rape threats, violence threats, and that according to Fatty himself, him being somewhere guarantees bomb threats and the like.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Who would win that fight?

In the wild flailing between the two that one would typically associate with drunken women catfighting, both would fall to the ground simultaneously and and begin mewling like little bitches. Do we count whichever stops squealing and stands up first as the winner?

 

[Post Reply]

"No, UberEats child, I did not order all this food because I am having the worst week ever and my political tribal affiliation is in shambles. That is your delusion again. Now leave me the food while I complain on Twitter."

 

[Friedchickenfan]

"No, UberEats child, I did not order all this food because I am having the worst week ever and my political tribal affiliation is in shambles. That is your delusion again. Now leave me the food while I complain on Twitter."

You know he ate it all.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You know he ate it all.

I know people do bullshit orders as a form of harassment.

But I also am absolutely sure that some pig-headed fucker could get the idea of "my wife wants me to lose weight and won't let me order uber treats ..... but what if I did and told her the stalker children did it, and then, whelp, can't let it go to waste! Better let it go to waist!"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?

The height advantage Patrick has over Ethan works against him in this scenario as Ethan is just too short. He'd run out of stamina quickly have to punch down. His only hope would be kicks, but he can't lift his legs high enough so he'd only be able to hit Ethan's shins. Painful, but not fight ending. Plus, you can't stop a wild hog until it's dead. Patrick is just a domestic piggy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Even with my 300 win mag bolt action, which when fed premium shit groups sub MOA... a headshot at 125 yards is not ideal, double on a moving target. Pat is a fat faggot retard piggy that couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards. There may have been a jerk to the trigger pull which explains why the shot grazed high and left. Apparently this is a novice shooter quirk. This wasn't a firearms expert but some jerk off on the farms but it sounds believable to me. The poster sounded like someone who knows firearms and not someone who thinks they are a trained knife fighter because they watched John Wick 3.

Point being this rando spoke with some authority like they knew what they were talking about. I've seen a lot of online armchair marksmen saying they could have made the shot but none of them are as full of shit as Rick. He never could have made that shot because:
1. He's a shit shot as shown with his tough guy paper targets he shows off.
2. He is too fat and out of shape to climb up the ladder to the roof.
3. He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Yesterday it was supposed to be the start of the civil war and Trump's "Reichstag moment". Today, when it turns out Rick's political opponents are still generally sane humans and not the violent animals of his feverish fantasies, it's not that any wrong assumptions were made. No, Trump is just such a big dumb fascist that even his fascist supporters don't care.

What must it be like to live like this, piling wrong conclusions upon false premises until the whole Rube Goldberg construction is threatening to collapse, and the only way you can silence the vestiges of your rational mind is with ever-increasing consumption of low-cost alcohol and high-fat foods?

Anyway, enjoy Rick inexplicably being a dick to his followers for the pettiest of reasons:

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Patrick is always down for a donnybrook. If he asks for a police escort, it is only for your own protection, disabled veteran child.

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Lmfao he's such an effeminate little man his fucking poses trying to look tough look fucking ridiculous.
I mean look at this shit

That selfie makes him look like he has fucking Down Syndrome.

"Since Trump shit himself onto the national stage"
I guess its better than shitting yourself in front of the Pope.
Or again at the D Day Celebration and having to be rushed off stage.
Pats such a fucking retard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards. There may have been a jerk to the trigger pull which explains why the shot grazed high and left. Apparently this is a novice shooter quirk. This wasn't a firearms expert but some jerk off on the farms but it sounds believable to me. The poster sounded like someone who knows firearms and not someone who thinks they are a trained knife fighter because they watched John Wick 3.

Point being this rando spoke with some authority like they knew what they were talking about. I've seen a lot of online armchair marksmen saying they could have made the shot but none of them are as full of shit as Rick. He never could have made that shot because:
1. He's a shit shot as shown with his tough guy paper targets he shows off.
2. He is too fat and out of shape to climb up the ladder to the roof.
3. He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

I forget his name but i know who you're talking about, i remember reading that, he was in the military. He's completely correct. That's with all bullets btw, they all have a arc, just each is different. As for the jerk... the assassin shot 9 times. Yes he jerked the gun. He clearly didn't practice much. As for fat, yeah, he could never pull it off. He's twice the age of the kid that did it, fat, and probably would hit himself with the scope from the recoil.