Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

You know he ate it all.
I know people do bullshit orders as a form of harassment.

But I also am absolutely sure that some pig-headed fucker could get the idea of "my wife wants me to lose weight and won't let me order uber treats ..... but what if I did and told her the stalker children did it, and then, whelp, can't let it go to waste! Better let it go to waist!"
 
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
The height advantage Patrick has over Ethan works against him in this scenario as Ethan is just too short. He'd run out of stamina quickly have to punch down. His only hope would be kicks, but he can't lift his legs high enough so he'd only be able to hit Ethan's shins. Painful, but not fight ending. Plus, you can't stop a wild hog until it's dead. Patrick is just a domestic piggy.
 
Even with my 300 win mag bolt action, which when fed premium shit groups sub MOA... a headshot at 125 yards is not ideal, double on a moving target. Pat is a fat faggot retard piggy that couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.
Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards. There may have been a jerk to the trigger pull which explains why the shot grazed high and left. Apparently this is a novice shooter quirk. This wasn't a firearms expert but some jerk off on the farms but it sounds believable to me. The poster sounded like someone who knows firearms and not someone who thinks they are a trained knife fighter because they watched John Wick 3.

Point being this rando spoke with some authority like they knew what they were talking about. I've seen a lot of online armchair marksmen saying they could have made the shot but none of them are as full of shit as Rick. He never could have made that shot because:
1. He's a shit shot as shown with his tough guy paper targets he shows off.
2. He is too fat and out of shape to climb up the ladder to the roof.
3. He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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Yesterday it was supposed to be the start of the civil war and Trump's "Reichstag moment". Today, when it turns out Rick's political opponents are still generally sane humans and not the violent animals of his feverish fantasies, it's not that any wrong assumptions were made. No, Trump is just such a big dumb fascist that even his fascist supporters don't care.

What must it be like to live like this, piling wrong conclusions upon false premises until the whole Rube Goldberg construction is threatening to collapse, and the only way you can silence the vestiges of your rational mind is with ever-increasing consumption of low-cost alcohol and high-fat foods?

Anyway, enjoy Rick inexplicably being a dick to his followers for the pettiest of reasons:

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Patrick is always down for a donnybrook. If he asks for a police escort, it is only for your own protection, disabled veteran child.

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Lmfao he's such an effeminate little man his fucking poses trying to look tough look fucking ridiculous.
I mean look at this shit
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That selfie makes him look like he has fucking Down Syndrome.

"Since Trump shit himself onto the national stage"
I guess its better than shitting yourself in front of the Pope.
Or again at the D Day Celebration and having to be rushed off stage.
Pats such a fucking retard.
 
Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards. There may have been a jerk to the trigger pull which explains why the shot grazed high and left. Apparently this is a novice shooter quirk. This wasn't a firearms expert but some jerk off on the farms but it sounds believable to me. The poster sounded like someone who knows firearms and not someone who thinks they are a trained knife fighter because they watched John Wick 3.

Point being this rando spoke with some authority like they knew what they were talking about. I've seen a lot of online armchair marksmen saying they could have made the shot but none of them are as full of shit as Rick. He never could have made that shot because:
1. He's a shit shot as shown with his tough guy paper targets he shows off.
2. He is too fat and out of shape to climb up the ladder to the roof.
3. He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.
I forget his name but i know who you're talking about, i remember reading that, he was in the military. He's completely correct. That's with all bullets btw, they all have a arc, just each is different. As for the jerk... the assassin shot 9 times. Yes he jerked the gun. He clearly didn't practice much. As for fat, yeah, he could never pull it off. He's twice the age of the kid that did it, fat, and probably would hit himself with the scope from the recoil.
 
Those gym selfies gotta be the most unsettling rape-faces ever.
He looks incredibly homosexual in them.
Iirc thats also the gym where he used to go to use the sauna. A sauna that happens to be a notorious cruising site for the local gay community.
I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
Pretty obvious why Pat likes to use that sauna.
 
He looks incredibly homosexual in them.
Iirc thats also the gym where he used to go to use the sauna. A sauna that happens to be a notorious cruising site for the local gay community.
I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
Pretty obvious why Pat likes to use that sauna.
He doesn’t need to work out.

As he is such a tough guy, he is avoiding working out because otherwise he would unintentionally kill his stalkers should they encounter him in real life.

I bet he is the kind of guy who says that he had to register his fists as lethal weapons.
 
He doesn’t need to work out.

As he is such a tough guy, he is avoiding working out because otherwise he would unintentionally kill his stalkers should they encounter him in real life.

I bet he is the kind of guy who says that he had to register his fists as lethal weapons.
Yes, child, Pat has been in many, many knife fights and is a legitimate bad ass who will feed you your teeth.

Its only a matter of time before his stalkers Enjoy Prison.
Any attempt to leave an unflushed log of shit in his half hovels toilet would be a grave mistake and result in the offending shitter child being restrained, and held immobile with Pats rage erection pressed into the small of their back while they awaited incarceration.

Enjoy Homoeroticism.
Pat. Does.
 
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I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
 
That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
I just mean his arms. Pat has incredibly weak looking arms for a man so FAT.
 
That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
He probably thinks he looks “Farm Strong”.
Like burly and heavy, from doing a lot of heavy lifting and heavy eating.

Problem is, using a fork to shovel fatty food in your mouth doesn’t count as heavy lifting.
 
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
Simple. We would.
Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards.
Either you misunderstood, or he knows as much about guns as Fat rick. Bullets do not rise after leaving the barrell. They drop. However, if you have your scope/sights zeroed in for say 200 yards, and shoot at a target 100 yards away, the bullet will impact above the point you are aiming at. Not because it rose, but because it wont have dropped as much over 100 yards as it would have after 200 yards.

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In addittion, the muzzle of a gun will tend to rise due to the recoil, and its possible if you are limp wristing it, or are firing from a particularly long barrell that that might throw off the trajectory of the bullet. However a bullet will never rise above the level of the barrell. It only drops.
 
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Well, he claimed to have sewed on a man's severed leg using a "basketball needle" and dental floss. Compared with that, claiming to register his hands as lethal weapons is nothing.
That still amazes me as a claim.

Even if he somehow managed to do that, all it would do is make damn sure that the leg could never be reattached.

It literally would be better for the guy to leave the leg floating in the pool.
 
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
I would pay to see that fight. The Struggle at the Pigsty.
 
That still amazes me as a claim.

Even if he somehow managed to do that, all it would do is make damn sure that the leg could never be reattached.

It literally would be better for the guy to leave the leg floating in the pool.
For that matter, how in the hell did a man get his leg severed in a damn swimming pool? Did they run a motorboat in it? Was there a chlorine-tolerant shark or crocodile?
 
For that matter, how in the hell did a man get his leg severed in a damn swimming pool? Did they run a motorboat in it? Was there a chlorine-tolerant shark or crocodile?
Patrick was so offensively fat the fellow burst into hysterical laughter so hard that his leg simply fell off.

Which is still more likely than the basketball needle and dental floss sutures.
 
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