Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Yung Snitcha]

It literally is he mentioned that when he bought it.

What a comically bad idea in Los Angeles of all places. Wonder how many times it’s been broken into?

 

[Popper Whiting]

It's almost as big as his giant forehead, and just like most faggots who aren't working in trade, he thinks a large car can compensate for his tiny manhood. How sad.

Now I wonder if Ethan Ralph bought that big gay red truck after seeing Juju's. Like father, like son. Both Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta also sucked on phallic fat cigarettes after seeing Juju do that. What a bunch of homosexuals.

We shouldn't give him too much shit about the car as he'll get self conscious and trade it in for the car he truly wants to have. A white van.

I'm not sure about anyone else here but the last thing I want to see Dax driving is a white van.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Why does he dress like a pirate now?

Probably a new fetish. He probably drilled to be a pirate while Marie and her bulls run a train on him.

 

[Tablet County]

Probably a new fetish. He probably drilled to be a pirate while Marie and her bulls run a train on him.

Captain Juju.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Captain Juju.

I’m wondering if he fetishises about being Maddox.

“Come on Marie shove that pink sparkly strap on up my butt as I suck off this black guy I found outside of the liquor store; can you also call me Maddox and tell me how much I’m a little bitch”

 

[AltisticRight]

It literally is he mentioned that when he bought it.

So the HOMECOMING QWEEN that lives in a literal BARBIE'S DREAM MANSION in Hollywood Hills can't even afford to have his garage worked on?
How sad.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

In all fairness its not really a small house, its like 1300 sq ft. I think its smaller from the front because its build on the edge of a hill, it just looks like a 1 story house from the front.

The house is fine for what it is, the situation is just so risible because he told his gullible fans that he lived in a mansion for years and only stopped because he was doxed.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

That kind of behavior is what makes him a lolcow. He lies like the kind of kid who'd tell you his dad is CIA and that's why he's never home.

 

[Big Mommy]

Tommy C interviewed Juju the Cow, also known as "Daxi Pad", a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, live on his channel today:

I have only watched the first ten minutes so far but DIGG MASSASON admits he became retarded after getting his head slammed into a concrete ball during the protest he attended with his friend and business partner Vito the Pedo:

He has reportedly said "I don't think so good no more!"

(I first posted this to the MATI thread, reposting here)

 

[Guntkvd]

He was defending cuties before brain damage.

 

[AltisticRight]

They should have slammed harder then.
Skill issue really.

 

[AnOminous]

Juju's car is so comedically huge compared to his house, and because it's always outside, I like to imagine it's too big to fit inside his crack shack garage.

Big belly. Tiny dick. Big truck. Tiny garage. Big head. Tiny little meme face.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

He was defending cuties before brain damage.

He was brain damaged before he went on Doctor Phil.

 

[Autischic]

Tommy C interviewed Juju the Cow

Some clips:

Tommy and Juju talk shit about Vito (I think Dick fantasizes about murdering The Pedo)

Juju almost addresses the Juju allegations but deflects to a pubic hair in his Sonichu medallion

Tommy and Dax laugh at Wings losing his potential child due to Boogie's cancer lie (ACK! ACK! ACK! ACKKKKK!!!!)

Juju on Eric July and how Riley got arrested (July's nigger pass REVOKED and Riley needs $8k in legal funds )

 

[Big Mommy]

Some clips:

Tommy and Juju talk shit about Vito (I think Dick fantasizes about murdering The Pedo)
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Juju almost addresses the Juju allegations but deflects to a pubic hair in his Sonichu medallion
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Tommy and Dax laugh at Wings losing his potential child due to Boogie's cancer lie (ACK! ACK! ACK! ACKKKKK!!!!)
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Genuinely Tommy C and Dick have good chemistry, if Dick wasn't a brain-damaged idiot he'd kick the pedo to the curb and replace him with Tommy. Plus Tommy sucks on Lolcow Live (the few I've watched), he's constantly overpowered by Keemstar - he'd do much better as Juju's co-host.

 

[Guntkvd]

Some clips:

Tommy and Juju talk shit about Vito (I think Dick fantasizes about murdering The Pedo)
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Watched Podawful's stream snipe, Jesse says that vedo knows he's a new Maddox. Juju throwing vedo under the bus isn't a matter of if, but when.

 

[Tablet County]

Genuinely Tommy C and Dick have good chemistry, if Dick wasn't a brain-damaged idiot he'd kick the pedo to the curb and replace him with Tommy. Plus Tommy sucks on Lolcow Live (the few I've watched), he's constantly overpowered by Keemstar - he'd do much better as Juju's co-host.

It's just a shame they're both retarded faggots.

 

[Angry Shoes]

 

[Procrastinhater]

They should have slammed harder then.
Skill issue really.

Lol Im sure that protest was against a bunch of blue haired hysterical soylords and Troons freaking over Dave Chappelle, so basically Mr Macho Role Model, JuJu the Prom Homecoming King got manhandled by a bunch of hysterical soy filled libshits.
I'd be ashamed to even talk about it.
Disgrace.

 

[Guntkvd]

Podawful streams about the trip to juju's house, he claims that his Riley is actually Dax's crazy fan.
Edit: he's showing the new footage, that guy is fucking insane