Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Timeline says October of 2018, but I really did think this has been going on for the 7 years that Chance says it has. My bad.
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He only says 7+ years because he thinks Marty setup the Candall incident, and I think Marty went along to it, because Chance wouldn't get off of the subject. I think that's why Marty's even agreeing to the 7+ year thing currently, just to see if Chance will say something new.
 
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Chance will grasp onto anything that will make his made-up sob story sound even more profound, even if it's just a sarcastic "Yeah, you're right, definitely been 7 years, Chance" from Marty.
 
I love the 7 years concept and how it has been 7 years for at least 2 years. It shows how Cyraxx has a very limited concept of time. Similar to how he has a limited grasp on the concept of money.

In another year or so, we actually will hit the 7 year mark, then I wonder what happens.
 
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Jfc, this guy loves mentioning Nick Rekieta for some disturbing reason, he claims Nick is a "clickbait pedo hunter" and that I am also a "pedo hunter", even tho I have never ever claimed to be one. Everyone is a pedo hunter, at least according to Crackpot Terry, lol.
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anliteralidiot said:
He only says 7+ years because he thinks Marty setup the Candall incident, and I think Marty went along to it, because Chance wouldn't get off of the subject. I think that's why Marty's even agreeing to the 7+ year thing currently, just to see if Chance will say something new.
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Candall said one of the most hilarious things about Chance that I've ever heard and I can't get it out of my head.

"You people need to be warned, he WILL jack off on your children."
 
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Furry killer said:
Jfc, this guy loves mentioning Nick Rekieta for some disturbing reason, he claims Nick is a "clickbait pedo hunter" and that I am also a "pedo hunter", even tho I have never ever claimed to be one. Everyone is a pedo hunter, at least according to Crackpot Terry, lol.
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Man, wtf. You're an archivist, it's not like you poke the goblin or anything, so why does this nutter have such a hard on for you?
 
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Man considering how fucked the goblin is physically and health wise, i wonder where was the last time he went for a check up or to the doctor. The face of horror on the nurses that may have to deal with his disgusting body has to be priceless.
 
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Man, wtf. You're an archivist, it's not like you poke the goblin or anything, so why does this nutter have such a hard on for you?
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Probably because Chance mentions me sometimes, but this guy is a complete nutjob, he has a lot of old frauditor/sovcit blogs etc on the Internet and he emailed William a while back also, lol.
 
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Has anyone like Marty for instance ever asked him why the fuck he randomly starts saying spanish shit sometimes? He's definitely not hispanic at all he's literally the whitest trailer park trash so I'm not really sure why he does that.

My best guess is he just thinks it makes him sound cool for whatever reason.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
Has anyone like Marty for instance ever asked him why the fuck he randomly starts saying spanish shit sometimes? He's definitely not hispanic at all he's literally the whitest trailer park trash so I'm not really sure why he does that.

My best guess is he just thinks it makes him sound cool for whatever reason.
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It's 100% because he think he sounds cool. Remember he is retarded.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
Has anyone like Marty for instance ever asked him why the fuck he randomly starts saying spanish shit sometimes? He's definitely not hispanic at all he's literally the whitest trailer park trash so I'm not really sure why he does that.

My best guess is he just thinks it makes him sound cool for whatever reason.
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No, he's never addressed it. I think he's said he's fluent. He's definitely said he speaks Japanese, but he never shows us lol

I think he picked it up when he went to the tard school in Florida.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
Has anyone like Marty for instance ever asked him why the fuck he randomly starts saying spanish shit sometimes? He's definitely not hispanic at all he's literally the whitest trailer park trash so I'm not really sure why he does that.

My best guess is he just thinks it makes him sound cool for whatever reason.
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He probably heard it in a movie or something once
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No, he's never addressed it. I think he's said he's fluent. He's definitely said he speaks Japanese, but he never shows us lol

I think he picked it up when he went to the tard school in Florida.
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Cyraxx's main thing is 'if I did this preschool level thing, it means I'm a master at that craft", and it's applied to everything. Mess with some html/css through some internal tools? Expert web developer. Swing a stick around and not smack yourself in the face/crotch? Swordmaster. Use a musical instrument to make a noise that doesn't sound horrible - pro musician. Although, I don't know where welder comes from, it's a pretty predictable pattern.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
Has anyone like Marty for instance ever asked him why the fuck he randomly starts saying spanish shit sometimes? He's definitely not hispanic at all he's literally the whitest trailer park trash so I'm not really sure why he does that.

My best guess is he just thinks it makes him sound cool for whatever reason.
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From what I've experienced, it is a trope of ghetto and ghetto-wannabe Hispanic people to shit-talk the Gringos in spanish. It's always frustrated me because I see it as a giant pussy move to hide an insult because they can't handle the bants.

He's probably experienced it on the receiving end and thought it was the hardest shit he's ever seen so yeah he probably thinks he's cool as fuck for it.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No, he's never addressed it. I think he's said he's fluent. He's definitely said he speaks Japanese, but he never shows us lol

I think he picked it up when he went to the tard school in Florida.
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So, a Chris-Chan level of Spanish or worse.

I wonder if he has looked up how to say niggerboy in Spanish.
 
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