Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[The Queen of Autists]

Omg omg omg
Pissas Florida man arc is happening.

Gooooorl, just know I manifest for the both of us rn

I’m manifesting an alligator eating her live on stream while no help comes

 

[retard strength II]

She's so god damn stupid. It still manages to bewilder me.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think it would be really funny if somebody bought random useless shit from her list. Like just the headlight for her tricycle or something. We all know nothing will be funded, but she'll still have this useless shit lying around.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing—like maybe sending her just one oven mitt.

She's so god damn stupid. It still manages to bewilder me.

I admit to being astounded at how someone who is considered a mentally competent adult, capable of managing all of her own affairs, can be so breathtakingly stupid, routinely wreck herself upon the rocks of her own stupidity, and somehow never fucking admit that the rocks even exist, much less learn how to avoid them.

I mean, if she was the hypothetical kid touching the red-hot stove, she wouldn't have hands left—just oozing, blistered, seared stumps of scar tissue that ended halfway up her forearms, and she'd be crying yet again about how unfair it is that the goddamned stove keeps burning her.

I grew up around developmentally disabled kids, and not one of them that I remember was as impervious to learning from their mistakes as Polissa. Then again, they didn't have massive, bloated Narc egos and thus didn't have minds that immediately kicked into hyperdrive to come up with reasons why no misfortune was ever their fault.

So if, for your next incarnation here on Earth, you are given the choice between coming back as either a low-IQ, but legally competent Narcissist, or else as a developmentally disabled person who can never live independently? Choose the latter. Deffo the latter.

 

[glass_houses]

Yeah, if either of them were my family members, I'd throw in to get them to move states too. That's good value for your money right there.

It's like that sometimes. Easier to throw cash at a problem family member and effectively pay them to stay the fuck away from you. Unfortunately, this is far from a fix, and people like that are fundamentally incapable of living within their means, regardless of what their means actually is. At some point you have to rip off the bandaid and tell them to fuck off, and try to endure the resulting shitstorm.

If memory serves, she has, but she claimed that the food was expired and that she had to wait in a line to get food (I think she claimed they had to wait for hours). Given her expressed aversion to beans and rice, I'm sure that the actual problem is-- as you said-- that she simply doesn't like what the food bank has to offer and thinks she's too good for it.

I will grant that sometimes, food banks are... disappointing. The last time I went to one, the vegetables I was given were rotten. As in active decomposition, not, "old" or "cut off the bad bits", I mean rotten rotten, make you extremely sick rotten. However, there were times before that when I've been to the same place and eaten extremely well afterwards. Sometimes you get good stuff, sometimes it's not fit to be fed to vertebrates. My country doesn't have American style food stamps, but it strikes me that a prudent individual could plan a basic meal plan around this program, and use food banks for extras.

Absolutely hilarious that Polissa can't abide heat, but is moving into the subtropics anyway. I've been in 45C dry heat, and I've been in 35C humid heat, and the dry heat was infinitely more bearable, especially over the long term. I honestly didn't realise that it was 45C until I saw a weather report complaining about the weather. The aftermath of a rainstorm in the middle of summer in the subtropics is absolute brutality. The roads steam, your glasses (should you wear them) get fogged up and you end up having to feel your way around like you're blind. You can almost see the mould growing, every hour it covers another foot of wall. I keep a clean house, but a couple years ago, during a record humidity summer, I found mould growing in my clean clothes, even though these garments were in constant rotation throughout the week and were scrupulously washed and dried after every use. Almost everyone I knew, except for the people living in climate controlled buildings, ended up with garments or linens ruined by fucking mould. And the bugs... the bugs in any tropical climate are on steroids. Even during the cooler months there's still huntsmen spiders wandering around your house and looking for a snack. I have an old photograph floating around somewhere with my hand next to a fuckhuge moth almost the same length, from the tips of my fingers to the bottom of my palm.

I tell you, fellow shitlords, this upcoming Florida arc is going epic. Who wants to take bets on how long it'll last until Polissa crawls back to her mother and begs for succour?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

My memory is shot to hell, so forgive me... but didn't Joh tard-rage on his FB about how his family wouldn't help him out and/or his dad, in particular, was a real prick and treated him like a stranger? Or, Joh needed money or food or whatever and they just let him starve? Am I remembering this correctly? Yeah... it's definitely time to go "home" and be a "family".
Really hoping Joh gets to just fat around in the fam's AC while Piss works numerous dead-end, low-paying, sweaty jobs and then, has to come home and shit in a bag in the yard.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold. They're homeless. Please literally furnish their new apartment in Florida.
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Take note that some of these items are marked that they would like multiples of them. Things like 2 L-shaped desks, 3 bed frames for some reason, two mattress pads... 3 dressers??

The thing that made me lol the most was the tricycle with all the accessories picked out for it.

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All this for a 1 bedroom by the way.

It is astounding just how little thought and planning is actually going on in this “move.” Sounds like they don’t even have an apartment (co-signed by a relative because their credit is lowest of lows) secured, but they’re planning to move in four months regardless and lug around a van full of shit until they get a place or Enterprise tells them times up? It’ll be cooler by November over there so Pissa must’ve really done something if even Mamaw won’t allow her to mooch anymore. Still think it had to do with Joh.

Her main need like most people starting out with nothing would be something to sleep on and bedding. Air mattress, actual mattress, sleeping bag, all good. Then build from there with Goodwill or hand me downs.

Her best bet all this time would’ve been Section 8 (or a group home, but I digress). Small, simple, get regular inspections because both could use the wrangling. She claims that she is ineligible due to a past eviction. Doubt that’s true (feel free to correct me if it is), but if she is abandoning the cats anyway then getting into the queue will do her more favors than she’ll ever realize in that peanut brain of hers. It would be the only real way she’d have an apartment in Florida at any rate. Or anywhere, for that matter.



Her abandoning a $300/mo rent for a house she trashed will never stop amazing me. She was so confused and hurt at the landlord completely renovating her damage to make it livable for the newest tenants. Maybe it wasn’t fancy and would’ve needed repairs in the future anyway, but it takes effort to destroy a house as quickly and completely as they did. I’m surprised it wasn’t demolished.

Didn't see this posted yet. Apparently apartment has been secured! Must be family pitching in. Also I note there is but one pet carrier in that Walmart wish list. Do they plan to take one pet (dobby) and abandon the rest or do they have loads of carriers that aren't taken over by mold and spiders?

She used to claim that she was taking four cats plus Dobby. I am pretty sure the plan is just Dobby now.

What do they plan to do after the first month,though? Grift? Sell fans? Just get evicted?
Correct answer: yes/all of the above

To further illustrate how poorly planned this move is



Damn, this is making La Casa a better prepared move. At least they had a place lined up when they left Hell House for whatever reason. Joh was working/volunteering at a ballpark when they moved last time, while the plan here is “(hopefully) sell fans while hubby (hopefully) flips burgers at Mickey D’s right after we arrive.” She claims that he’s currently working but I doubt he’s saving that much interim.

There are charities and thrift stores everywhere, which is where she should be looking to furnish an apartment realistically. After looking at her grocery receipt, I also wonder if she's ever visited a food bank (I can't recall if she did while living in the ratchet house). I know she gets food stamps so she'd qualify; at a minimum, she could get milk, eggs, pasta, spaghetti sauce and usually some kind of meat to give to the sucker who's been housing her fat ass. It's not name brand chips, sub packs and Mello Yellow but every bit helps when you're truly hungry.

Yeah, she’s ranted about how she once got only loaves of bread from a food bank that inevitably rotted because she didn’t bother to freeze any of it.

Other incident I can think of is her live tweeting waiting in a car for one to open only to leave after a couple hours because she was too tired and had to pee.

My memory is shot to hell, so forgive me... but didn't Joh tard-rage on his FB about how his family wouldn't help him out and/or his dad, in particular, was a real prick and treated him like a stranger? Or, Joh needed money or food or whatever and they just let him starve? Am I remembering this correctly? Yeah... it's definitely time to go "home" and be a "family".
Really hoping Joh gets to just fat around in the fam's AC while Piss works numerous dead-end, low-paying, sweaty jobs and then, has to come home and shit in a bag in the yard.

More or less. He was even trashing Chris for being a lowlife after getting arrested a year ago. Only family member he didn’t regularly shit on was his sister and not even she was to immune to Joh giving her the same treatment Polly gives her family. Sam, Deb, and Scott are only good if they can give them stuff no questions asked. Josh is likely only getting goodwill because his twin just died. Not even that will be infinite.

Remember when Casa Trompeta was her "going home"?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

This aged well

Absolutely hilarious that Polissa can't abide heat, but is moving into the subtropics anyway

Florida heat is a vastly different beast to the Northern Alabama heat that she’s used to. It can get very humid in that region, but not to the degree of somewhere as south as Clearwater/Tampa. And at least it gets down to freezing temperatures during the winter in her neck of the woods. It’ll be warm enough to wear shorts well into winter where she wants to go. Good luck sleeping in the car after abandoning otherwise perfectly good shelter because the AC broke and Mom won’t pay for a hotel room!

She is going to be miserable.

La Casa de la Trompeta del Bano: Orange Edition is off to a great start.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

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LOL!

I cam here to post this too. It would almost be worth buying her the stupid tricycle if she'd film herself trying to ride it and the frame inevitably buckling under her massive bulk. Not since the purple lingerie and vagina coloring books she begged for during her hysterectomy grift has she asked for something so hilariously useless.

 

[one_time_user]

I moved recently and my new place is about half the size of my old place. I had to get rid of most of my furnishings, they were just way too big for the new place. I knew that, I knew I was moving, I knew there would be a period of time that I would be without the items because I had given away my old stuff BUT I waited until I was in the new place to have the items delivered to the new place so that I didn't HAVE TO PAY TO MOVE THEM. like, c'mon pissa at least use your head just a teensy weensy bit. You're going to have all that walmart shit delivered to your old place and then pay to move it to the new place? that doesnt' even make the tiniest bit of financial sense.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I moved recently and my new place is about half the size of my old place. I had to get rid of most of my furnishings, they were just way too big for the new place. I knew that, I knew I was moving, I knew there would be a period of time that I would be without the items because I had given away my old stuff BUT I waited until I was in the new place to have the items delivered to the new place so that I didn't HAVE TO PAY TO MOVE THEM. like, c'mon pissa at least use your head just a teensy weensy bit. You're going to have all that walmart shit delivered to your old place and then pay to move it to the new place? that doesnt' even make the tiniest bit of financial sense.

It's not even her place! It's her dumb friend's, where she's been couch surfing. I guess on the remote chance she'd get some of that crap, this pal would have to find a place to store it until she leaves.

 

[glass_houses]

I guess on the remote chance she'd get some of that crap, this pal would have to find a place to store it until she leaves.

Or more likely, attempt to sell it on in order to recoup a few measly dollars from the massive damage bill that Joh and Polissa would have racked up while they were squatting in his living room, as well as all the little bits and pieces that mysteriously disappeared forever during their stay.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Remember when Joh insulted his own sister in a Facebook tizzy because she was posting pictures of her happy family, and it was triggering Pissa?

I am looking forward to this new arc because it will udoubtedly lead to more family drama and a new ruined abode! Will she get kicked out of the new apartment before she destroys it, or will we get to see her turn it into a mold-infested hovel in real time?

 

[ZB927]

It can get very humid in that region, but not to the degree of somewhere as south as Clearwater/Tampa.

And as I've mentioned before, at about 5:30 every afternoon in the summer, it monsoons for about 20 minutes (TB is widely considered the lightning capital of North America after all) - just long enough to literally steam the streets and make the humidity feel stickier.

Air mattress

Assuming her massive body doesn't cause all of the air to slowly escape throughout the night until she ends up on the floor, there's no possible way Pissa could get up off of an air mattress unless it was on a stand or a bed frame. You have to be at least a little bit agile which we know Pissa is not. Bitch fell off of her front porch stone cold sober.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

She said that everything was ruined by spiders (what? How do SPIDERS ruin something?), mold, and fiberglass when she left the last place.

I've got a hunch that "spiders" is code for bedbugs. It would explain why she won't bring any old belongings between moves other than what she absolutely has to. Polissa and Joh are too cheap to fumigate, too lazy to properly clean out all the potential places where bugs and eggs might still be hiding, too retarded to really have any idea what is needed to eradicate an infestation or recognize signs of bedbug activity in the first place, and too filthy to notice the infestation until it's outrageously out of control again. They're also the kind of inconsiderate fucks who would say nothing and deny being the source of an infestation if or when it crops up at every friend or family's place they manage to mooch a stay at.

Just saying, I've never really heard of anyone throwing out all their shit multiple times between moves because "spiders" or "mold" keep following them around like a bad case of herpes.

 

[ZB927]

Let's not forget that she e-begged a whole new wardrobe because of her yeast infection.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I've got a hunch that "spiders" is code for bedbugs. It would explain why she won't bring any old belongings between moves other than what she absolutely has to. Polissa and Joh are too cheap to fumigate, too lazy to properly clean out all the potential places where bugs and eggs might still be hiding, too retarded to really have any idea what is needed to eradicate an infestation or recognize signs of bedbug activity in the first place, and too filthy to notice the infestation until it's outrageously out of control again. They're also the kind of inconsiderate fucks who would say nothing and deny being the source of an infestation if or when it crops up at every friend or family's place they manage to mooch a stay at.

Just saying, I've never really heard of anyone throwing out all their shit multiple times between moves because "spiders" or "mold" keep following them around like a bad case of herpes.

Holy shit you might be right... wasn't she begging for diatomaceous earth a while back at the struggle garden shack, or am I getting my cows mixed up here? I have that lil brain tickle telling me it was her and that was our theory back then too but we never managed to confirm it.

edit: keyword search isn't bringing it up, but I could've sworn it was on a cow/this cow's amazon wishlist a while back. I must be thinking of someone else. Do still think you could be right about the bedbugs, though.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"Spiders" could also mean fleas, because you know she wasn't using flea control on those poor cats. I wouldn't be surprised if the rental house and the trailer were hopping with them.

Oh, and there's cockroaches as well, which were openly climbing the walls in the rental house, and I'm sure she imported some to the trailer.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Remember when Joh insulted his own sister in a Facebook tizzy because she was posting pictures of her happy family, and it was triggering Pissa?

I am looking forward to this new arc because it will udoubtedly lead to more family drama and a new ruined abode! Will she get kicked out of the new apartment before she destroys it, or will we get to see her turn it into a mold-infested hovel in real time?

I completely forgot about that! That whole exchange is something to behold.

Assuming her massive body doesn't cause all of the air to slowly escape throughout the night until she ends up on the floor, there's no possible way Pissa could get up off of an air mattress unless it was on a stand or a bed frame. You have to be at least a little bit agile which we know Pissa is not. Bitch fell off of her front porch stone cold sober.

Air mattress was more a generalization, but the mental image of one popping under her weight is pretty funny.

I've got a hunch that "spiders" is code for bedbugs. It would explain why she won't bring any old belongings between moves other than what she absolutely has to. Polissa and Joh are too cheap to fumigate, too lazy to properly clean out all the potential places where bugs and eggs might still be hiding, too retarded to really have any idea what is needed to eradicate an infestation or recognize signs of bedbug activity in the first place, and too filthy to notice the infestation until it's outrageously out of control again. They're also the kind of inconsiderate fucks who would say nothing and deny being the source of an infestation if or when it crops up at every friend or family's place they manage to mooch a stay at.

Just saying, I've never really heard of anyone throwing out all their shit multiple times between moves because "spiders" or "mold" keep following them around like a bad case of herpes.

She’s attempted to justify e begging for all sorts of stuff by claiming there was a “deadly spider infestation” in her closet. She posted some pictures and a video of black and false widows as “evidence.” Still fail to see how that in itself would justify tossing stuff in the same way mold, mildew, fiberglass, or bodily waste would.

I agree, though, there is no way she doesn’t have fleas. There are definitely roaches.

Let's not forget that she e-begged a whole new wardrobe because of her yeast infection.

Came across this while looking for that exchange I linked. Around the same time she mentioned the chronic yeast infection, she confessed to having had bedbugs and scabies at some point to justify her needing only new items



She’s also admitted that she wets the bed so often post op that she’s like a toddler learning to potty train all over again. Yeah. And she rarely bathes or cleans on top of everything…

 

[Fully Erect]

Oh my god that list is too good. No danger she’s fitting in that gaming chair. Imagine the seat on that trike just schlooping all the way up her ass as the cheeks envelop it. It can’t be good for the yeast factory.

I don’t think there’s any point in speculating about what she plans to do after the month is up, or how she plans to support herself or anything like that, because there is no plan. She fumbles her way through life snout first like a mole rat and when it all goes tits up she can do what she always does, piss and moan and declare that the world is ableist. It’s an amazing state of mind to be in because you can do absolutely anything you want with zero regard for consequences when you’re this good at avoiding any blame or personal reflection. I would almost envy her if she wasn’t such a swamp hag.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Can you guys imagine the TERROR of Josh's family in Florida right now?

I would move and change my number...

No lie.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Can you guys imagine the TERROR of Josh's family in Florida right now?

I would move and change my number...

No lie.

This is from a couple of years ago.

I am of the opinion that Jersh and Pissa are taking advantage of his family's emotional vulnerability after Chris' death. They lost a fuckup, and now are not immediately opposed to having the remaining one back around, so long as he promises to try not to be a fuckup.

But this is Josh and Pissa. We all know it will not last.