Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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He's reeeing about cougars again and accidently admits that when he's trying to get with little girls there is alot of manipulation involved. and he's big mad that everybody knows he's fat and calls him out on it. He talks like a fucking alien. Its blatantly obvious to anyone who has any interaction with lucas that he's fucked in the head

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Unsurprisingly lucas is an idiot who saw the media spin and never bothered to take a look for himself. a republican would not assassinate their own candidate, nor would he have ties to multiple left wing extremist groups. This guy was pulling the old trick of registering for the opposing party so he can vote for the candidate most likely to lose to his own candidate in an attempt to sabotage the republican nomination. Its an old tactic. But of course the media will ignore that part and lucas is too stupid to be aware of it. and we can add cannibal to the list of terms lucas doesn't know how to use correctly
 
Lucas is moooing a lot about the hot women not wanting to date a fat body like himself. And look at this comment? A guy asks if Lucas would work out if someone would go with him to a gym. The fat cow basically said "no, he spends too much time reading". Okay, fatty.

Also, people trying to make a big thing out of the shooter being registered as a Republican. One reason that happens is some areas basically have no Democrats running in local elections. Or other areas, no Republicans running. So, if you want to have a say in anything local in regards to candidates it comes down to the primary. So, you sometimes have to register as the dominate party in your county to be able to do much on a local level. Some states do have open primaries, but most don't. It doesn't mean you necessarily agree with anything about that party.

And as we have pointed out. As much as fat cow, Lucas Werner moos and reeees about politics, he never ever votes. Can't be bothered to waddle his bovine ass to the poles. I think he voted once in the late 90s.


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Lucas is moooing a lot about the hot women not wanting to date a fat body like himself. And look at this comment? A guy asks if Lucas would work out if someone would go with him to a gym. The fat cow basically said "no, he spends too much time reading". Okay, fatty.

Also, people trying to make a big thing out of the shooter being registered as a Republican. One reason that happens is some areas basically have no Democrats running in local elections. Or other areas, no Republicans running. So, if you want to have a say in anything local in regards to candidates it comes down to the primary. So, you sometimes have to register as the dominate party in your county to be able to do much on a local level. Some states do have open primaries, but most don't. It doesn't mean you necessarily agree with anything about that party.

And as we have pointed out. As much as fat cow, Lucas Werner moos and reeees about politics, he never ever votes. Can't be bothered to waddle his bovine ass to the poles. I think he voted once in the late 90s.


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Lucas's idea of 'reading' is alot like his 'researching' which is to say he spends 5 minutes skimming through something he doesn't understand, cherry picking everything and essentially twisting it around into his own crackpot story. He also mentioned he has a big interest in childrens books in his 2010 reflections. Note that lucas doesn't have any actual books and when he was at the library he admitted he spent all day on the computer and leering at women

and more word salad from the wern:
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Complete gibberish. Lucas legitimately thinks talking like this makes him sound smart. It makes him sound like an incoherent crackhead. He clearly needs his meds upped

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Thats not what relative means lucas. Both of those examples would still be obese and none of it is relative

and lucas himself saying you shouldn't trust a fat doctor. Says the guy who wants to get a PhD. Dr niggae luke is obese as fuck and would be a 'doctor' if he got what he wanted but by his own admission you shouldn't trust him. I wouldn't trust chef wern either despite his obesity given the 'food' he creates
 
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He's circling around to his the universe wants me to fuck underage girls stuff again. Seeing nonsensical patterns in things is textbook schizophrenic behavior, something lucas's doctors have no doubt pointed out to him several times. But of course lucas ignores this and convinces himself he's plenty good and only 'bipolar' and then not really bipolar and just totally playing it up so he gets money from the government

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Trumps businesses allow for hundreds if not thousands of americans to have jobs and support their families and his policies as president created far more jobs for americans and some canadians and mexicans as well for that matter due to trade and such. Thats far more than you can say lucas. Somehow I suspect jesus would approve of that. What have YOU done for people lucas?

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Says the guy who exploits every food bank in spokane when he doesn't need it while saving his money and food stamps for buying the most expensive shit he can to show off to little girls and who demanded free money multiple times during covid, flashing what he did get around like a low IQ hoodrat drug dealer

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Lucas yet again trying to convince people he's not a manipulator who isn't trying to take advantage of and manipulate little girls. Saying you're not a manipulator is alot like telling people now not creepy and not a predator you are. If you have to tell people you're not its because you are. He's also revealing that he expects women to tell him how to behave in the relationship as 'guidance' which a) is manipulative a fuck and b) fits with lucas demanding women tell him how to woo them

Somebody must have really gotten under his skin pointing out how manipulative his behavior is, especially with his demands for little girls and it struck a little too close to home for him cause he knows its manipulative because thats what his intent is. But like all liars and manipulators he pre-emptively goes out of his way to convince people that such things aren't true about him. He does this kind of thing alot - even in his dating profiles. Remember those okcupid and fetlife accounts he had where he pre-emptively put stuff in them about how he didn't care what you hear about him cause he totally isn't a creep and doesn't do anything illegal and people called him out for it. Its exactly what he's doing here

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Lucas is big mad about the whole cougar thing and clearly does not understand the difference between a cougar and what he's been doing and his intent. I wonder if he's going to work himself up to some yelling and screaming videos

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Circling back to his 'aged' and 'the universe wants me to fuck little girls' bs. Lucas doesn't understand that most liquors are not aged, that many cheeses are not aged, that many sausages are not aged and that none of those things have anything to do with 'basking in the light and warmth of the middle aged sun'

Lucas is directly comparing little girls to 'fresh salad greens, fresh flowers, fresh baked bread and fresh baked apple pie' (and do I really need to point out how dangerously close this is getting to having an american pie moment?)

Lucas does not shower unless he is forced, he entirely lacks charm, does not wear socks and wears shoes with holes in them. He's talking complete gibberish

But hey zoomer baes, lucas wants your teen poonanner fresh baked bread to take his microclit bask in the light an warmth of his middle aged sun

He couldn't be making it more clear that he he has a fucked up sexuality that directly involves food and teen girls. Nobody who doesn't tie food directly into sex in seriously degenerate ways would refer to a teen girl as a fresh baked loaf of bread. and you know fucking well what he meant by 'apple pie' everybody knows that particular sexual reference for little girls. Its even frequently used by pedos so gee I wonder where lucas got that idea from

Legit makes me wonder if lucas had an american pie moment fucking a pie and having king roy walk in on it

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Lucas admitting he wouldn't want to date someone like him (but its totally bigotry and ageism if others feel the same way about him) and hes making it quite clear how manipulative he is talking like this. He's trying to make the same argument over and over again but trying to twist things around a bit and alter the specific way he says things like he is trying to find exactly the right way to say it that will get the result he wants. He's acting like he legit believes there is a magic phrase and way of saying things and acting that immediately make women want a man. Thats pure PUA and incel behavior to an utter T. For someone who reees about science so much he sure is acting like a religious nut

Jesus fucking christ
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I'll say it again: jesus fucking christ. This is the kind of shit you'd expect to hear out of fucking dahmers mouth. Or hannibals. Lucas has no fucking filter. None. Absolutely no understanding of what kinds of things you don't say about people unless you want to end up in a bad situation. Referring to non whites as 'dark meat' in the literal sense. Calling them complex and flavorful? What the fuck is wrong with him?! Fresh, simple and adaptable? What in the literal fuck is he talking about?

Lucas, normal people do not date each other because of their fucking flavor profiles. Talking like that is all kinds of mental and its talk like that that'll get you an emergency psych hold in eastern state if the wrong person hears it. and no lucas, steak and venison are not dark meat. Nor are chicken and pork 'light meat. They are white meat but they have light and dark. Fucking hell, as obsessed with food as he is and he can't even get that right

He's talking like some psychotic loon who is thinking about dragging someone off into the woods, raping and then eating them. Seriously, this kind of talk is red fucking flag psychosexual stuff

But go on lucas and tell someone black teen girl shes 'dark meat' thats 'flavorful and complex' and see how fast you either get pepper sprayed or get the cops called on your ass to throw you back into eastern state cause she thinks you're a psycho dahmer type

@Fatal Walter you definitely need to include that screenshot in your next video about lucas

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We can add platonic to the list of things lucas doesn't understand. Platonic friends with benefits do not exist by definition. Yet again lucas is proving that he's an idiot

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It seems he's already forgotten about being explicitly told his matches are bots or fake ones generated by the site for engagement purposes to get people to use it and pay. Not surprising at all, he convinced himself he's some kind of victim and that they're totally real but suddenly ignoring him cause he's a poor hobo cause that fits his narrative better than 'literally nobody except bots ever matches with me so i'm obviously the problem' which lucas cannot tolerate. Lucas is the walking definition of when everyone else is the problem the problem is you

and holy fuck he did it again and compared women to different kinds of food. Literally referring to 'people who are not white' as chocolate, among other things. Very tasty? Very enriching? Full flavors? I'll say it again - what the fuck is wrong with you. This is legit psychotic loon talk and the kind of thing you'll hear from actual serial killer types

Something has to be fucking with his brain at his point. Either his health is going fucky, his meds aren't working right or something messed with his mind recently. Even for lucas this is weird as fuck talk. That calling blacks 'dark meat' and 'chocolate' alone is enough to get him into pretty serious trouble, to say nothing of how mental what he's saying is
 
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Hands up if you've ever seen a single middle-aged woman get upset a young man is dating someone his own age. 🤮 Only incels think they own a certain age demographic.
You know something the average non-white person hates? Being compared to food by someone fetishizing them. This is stuff I'd expect to see advertising interracial porn from the 70's. I've known people into some really freaky stuff, but none of them made my skin crawl like Lucas's skitzo horny posting.
 
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Yet another looney rant about the universe justifying lucas wanting to fuck little girls. I'm not a pedo your honor! The universe is billions of years old! It wants me to fuck 16 year old girls! Cheese! Alcohol! Stop being a bigot!

Getting busted in TCAP would have led to quite the conversation with chris hansen i'm sure. Can you imagine the look on chris's face if lucas started talking about aged cheese and stars being far away from each other justifying him fucking little girls?

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What middle aged woman is Lucas interacting with?

I'm assuming a new coworker since his angerposts seem to be spiking on the weekend, and he's admitted to working weekends before.
Yeah that wouldn't surprise me. He does seem to be going off on or close to weekends alot. It sounds like something he's seeing at work is pissing him off. On the other hand, lucas being lucas he is likely having delusions or grossly misunderstanding something he is seeing and these 'cougars' could just as easily be middle aged women walking around the store he's working at with their sons and lucas is projecting his automatic assumption that two people of the opposite sex spending any time with each other means they're having sex just like he does with the 'greybeards' and fathers out with their daughters. and we know how that always ended for him. Lucas spazzing out on a 'cougar' customer accusing her of fucking her son and being an ageist bigot for not wanting to fuck lucas instead would be quite the end to his job saga and would probably get him on the news again. The woman would be fucking mortified at that accusation though and probably sue the store for implying shes fucking her son

That said I doubt he's allowed to interact with customers directly, he said he fills orders and such. Its likely lucas watching people at his job and making all these assumptions and conclusions cause the voices on the wind and delusions are telling him this shit

Remember, lucas is an idiot and keeps repeating the same behaviors in whatever environment he's in
 
We know Lucas thinks everyone else is fucking. He got kicked out of numerous living situations for senselessly starting shit because of it. I doubt it's deeper than that.

Hands up if you've ever seen a single middle-aged woman get upset any man does the slightest thing
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He's not wrong on dating apps, either. The female version of him has no trouble getting men.

He really just needs to stop demanding a fit younger woman. You're a fat sack of shit near death, Lucas. You're lucky if you can get anything at this point.
 
Lucas is moooing a lot about the hot women not wanting to date a fat body like himself. And look at this comment? A guy asks if Lucas would work out if someone would go with him to a gym. The fat cow basically said "no, he spends too much time reading". Okay, fatty.

Also, people trying to make a big thing out of the shooter being registered as a Republican. One reason that happens is some areas basically have no Democrats running in local elections. Or other areas, no Republicans running. So, if you want to have a say in anything local in regards to candidates it comes down to the primary. So, you sometimes have to register as the dominate party in your county to be able to do much on a local level. Some states do have open primaries, but most don't. It doesn't mean you necessarily agree with anything about that party.

And as we have pointed out. As much as fat cow, Lucas Werner moos and reeees about politics, he never ever votes. Can't be bothered to waddle his bovine ass to the poles. I think he voted once in the late 90s.


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Ah yes....because Lucas' schedule is so jam packed that he can go to the gym OR read. It's literally impossible he could find time for both in his off time from his job!
 
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I bet lucas sings a different tune when those chatlogs of him trying to groom underage girls get brought up. and of course he posts columbo memes. I bet the zoomer baes drip like a faucet at the first mention of columbo. Next he'll start bringing up quincy when he talks about age gap breeding genetics i'm sure. Cause zoomer baes love old hobos that talk about shows from the 70s and 80s and love them using memes about a forensic pathologist to justify talking about why the distances between stars and leaving cheese in your fridge for too long prove teen girls should fuck him

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For someone who claims to be non violent he sure has been posting alot of support for people trying to justify the attempted murder of trump in the last few days. We all know how gleeful lucas gets at any hint of violence toward people he doesn't like or who criticize him

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Idiot logic at its finest. You know what else people should be wary of lucas? 44 year old men who lie about not having MRSA and schizophrenia, who claim they aren't pedophiles yet have a long and documented history of admitting to being pedophiles and who follow teen girls around hiding behind dumpsters and leering at them, in between posting creepy notes about their magic sperm, offering drugs and money to 'date' them and setting out free candy signs, while hitting on little girls as young as 15 and trying to groom them

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Pure schizo talk

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Lucas proving yet again he's a fucking idiot. Nobody has an illegal gun right lucas? Homemade guns aren't a thing either right lucas? People who have legal guns don't ever use them for illegal reasons either then either right lucas?

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Lucas is big mad at dating sites and the people who use them for not giving him exactly what he wants
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You can use the internet to get anything you want to benefit you except women! Reee!

That has to be one of the most incel things he's ever said. Thats barely half a step away from demanding a government issued girlfriend. He's talking like he should be able to order a girlfriend from a dating site like he can order a shirt from amazon. Its hard to get more greedy, entitled and to sound like more of an incel than that

and the reeeing about loving thy neighbor not being taken in the literal way he seems to think its meant to be he's sounding exactly like bill from king of the hill when he was ranting about how he doesn't trust hippies cause they always preach about free love but never fuck him

Love thy neighbor does not mean your neighbors are supposed to date you or get you a date lucas

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Holy shit. Now he's claiming that old dirt is a justification for 'not being ageist' and fucking him.

Dirt.

Lucas is losing what little mind he has left. He's also misunderstanding what he's reading again, unsurprisingly. What it actually means is most dirt thats around today came into existence within the last 2 million years, not that its 2 million years old. Fucking idiot. New dirt is being created constantly. Theres also the fact that in alot of the world its only about 18,000 years old and dates to around the end of the last ice age. Aside from that his statement has absolutely nothing to do with why anyone would or wouldn't fuck him. Old dirt? Plants growing in dirt? Says alot about his fucked up brain that he twists all these things together to justify why its bad not to fuck him

So, should lucas be called old as dirt or a dirty old man after making this looney argument?

and I can't imagine the reaction a teen girl would have to lucas getting angry at her and talking this nonsense about old dirt and her being an ageist bigot because of it for not dating him when he got shot down after hitting on her. He'd be asking for a psych hold with that kind of rant. Thats crazier than the hobos you see screaming about jesus and shit on street corners
 
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Lucas is ripping off the thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriter thing and still manages to fuck it up and make it nonsensical

a thousand dating profiles on a thousand dating sites with a thousand looney rants from lucas still won't get him a zoomer bae

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I saw this on A&H and immediately thought of lucas. He'd be big mad if he saw that article and probably put out even more looney rants about zoomers and fat guys
 
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Lucas is ripping off the thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriter thing and still manages to fuck it up and make it nonsensical

a thousand dating profiles on a thousand dating sites with a thousand looney rants from lucas still won't get him a zoomer bae

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I saw this on A&H and immediately thought of lucas. He'd be big mad if he saw that article and probably put out even more looney rants about zoomers and fat guys
That was barely coherent, even being generous with the term. Is he getting dumber? I mean it feels impossible for that to happen, his IQ would have to dip into the negatives.
 
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That was barely coherent, even being generous with the term. Is he getting dumber? I mean it feels impossible for that to happen, his IQ would have to dip into the negatives.
Lucas getting stupider is a distinct possibility. Case in point, his most recent posts:
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Something tells me this is how he dressed for work today. That aside, posting a pic of himself for this makes zero sense, lucas himself is a known and proven risk to the safety of children and what he really means is 'a vote for trump is a vote against more money and benefits or me'

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and then there is this. You'd prefer a president who didn't brush elbows with an epstein huh? Says the literal admitted pedo who has a long and well documented history of grooming teen girls as young as 15, soliciting child pornography from a 17 year old and repeatedly trying to fuck 16 year olds. Thats not getting into the offering prescription pills, money and literal free candy either. Thats a whole wern rabbit hole in itself. To say nothing of his statements about 4 year olds walking up to him at the mall talking about sex. Projection much there lucas? and calling trump a habitual, vitriolic liar? That describes lucas to an absolute T

So yeah lucas, if you believe that stuff is true about trump then if anything he should be right up your alley. Not that you give a shit who the president is, you just want whoever is most likely to give you free money and benefits

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What in the actual fuck did I just read? Lucas 'the male feminist' werner everybody. and if anything this implies that @Bassomatic was right about lucas never actually fucking suzanne and that it was just a really bizarre but non sexual relationship

This is fucking looney even for lucas. If he's putting shit like this in his dating profile or saying it in messages to random zoomers its no fucking wonder he's not getting any responses. This kind of thing could get his fat ass cancelled if he's not careful

@Fatal Walter definitely needs to include that one in his next video
 
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For once I will agree with Lucas, when it comes to the idea of him and a BBW: it just wouldn't work. He could barely reach is micropeen to the skinniest of women, a more ample one would have no chance of feeling a poke (let alone penetration).

Big women of the world rejoice, for you are perfectly safe if Lucas ever gets rapey.
 
For once I will agree with Lucas, when it comes to the idea of him and a BBW: it just wouldn't work. He could barely reach is micropeen to the skinniest of women, a more ample one would have no chance of feeling a poke (let alone penetration).

Big women of the world rejoice, for you are perfectly safe if Lucas ever gets rapey.
Indeed, he doesn't seem to realize how his lunacy applies directly to him, which isn't particularly surprising as lucas has less self awareness than the average lobster

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He's been talking utter nonsense the last couple days. This is the kind of way he starts talking before he ends up cracking up and doing another stint in eastern state. Something tells me he's not taking his meds properly

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Looks like lucas is big mad about being fat. Somebody must have insulted him for his weight. Maybe on tinder or at work and he's spazzing out over it. No doubt while eating a pint of ice cream like an obese cat lady
 
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